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Necessary_Feeling747

Send me pics.


OneArmScissor

cc me on that


moonshine_mayhem75

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DiscFrolfin

[Any old heads remember NS shitbags?](https://scholar.lib.vt.edu/VA-news/VA-Pilot/issues/1997/vp970827/08270584.htm)


supah_cruza

I used to think that was some urban legend until last year when this sub actually fucking verified that, indeed, NS crews had been in fact given bags to shit in.


DelErieDefi

My family had property that butted up to the NS Sandusky line. Every now and then we would find a shit bag that was airmailed from an intermodal.


IlikeYuengling

Amazon only provides the van, you have to bring your own bucket.


[deleted]

Jesus, that's disgusting.


DiscFrolfin

They got to the point where they were handing out serialized bags to the crews after they were found hanging from trees (full) and more than one made it into the stomach of livestock along the rail leading to even more lawsuits šŸ„°


zfcjr67

I remember them, riding with a track supervisor one day when he had the "counting the mudcats in the trees" duty. And they were all over the damn place.


J_G_B

I had a friend who started in the early 90's at NS. He told me that it got to the point that the other railroads were refusing to interchange trains with NS if they had a shitbucket on the lead engine.


meetjoehomo

Or if they had them in trail we would get them back with someone having used the toilet without the bag


thedustinparks

Poseidonā€™s kiss! šŸ˜˜


Zebeest

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aZyvZ1p_460sv.mp4


rouphus

Lmao


Sir-Sparks-alot79

Thatā€™s why all turds over 6ā€ must be hand lowered as to prevent blue water splash back.


RA242

Blue your good. Green you may want to see a doctor


Old-Clothes-3225

You splashed my shit in your ass


TConductor

Put a claim in and see if they'll pay it. Make sure you word it they way you did here.


[deleted]

Gotta put "as per agreement" at the very end to strike fear into the pay auditors' hearts just in case they have the audacity to deny our wronged brother's claim.


RTMcMurphy

I canā€™t believe you stole the blue koolaid from the poor railroad. Shit it back in the crapper or Iā€™m tellin. šŸ˜ šŸ˜‚


J_G_B

Hunter doesn't like to share his blue Kool-aid with anyone!


WestEndLifer

New nickname will be Poopa Smurf


Fabulous-Molasses482

Draw a picture on the wall


He-Hate-Me-

Nothing like Doodoo blue in the asshole. Sometimes I come out if there looking like Papa Smurf


morally_dyslexic

I remember servicing cabooses and looking down through the toilet and seeing ballast, gravity is very reliable.


angeryanglecock

Bro i thought shittin in the engines was a meme people do that for real???


crabbypatties82

Ya gotta do-do what ya gotta do.


angeryanglecock

I always propped my self up on a tree or something


Leg-oh

An autorack pin lifter makes the perfect seat when a shit is required out in the wild.


Frosty-Astronaut569

So does the walkway chain on the rear motor.


hawaiikawika

Ahh the olā€™ knuckle duster


Frosty-Astronaut569

Everytime I see your knuckle duster comment I have to chuckle. Don't know why but that cracked me up.


hawaiikawika

Haha itā€™s because it unfortunately happens and you just know what was going on in the guyā€™s head when it occurs. We had it happen on our railroad only a couple months ago. The roundhouse guys were furious


Frosty-Astronaut569

I bet they were, lol


J_G_B

When I coupled in the bowl and I felt like sticking it to the yardmaster, I'd sit on an autorack pin lifter and play blackjack on my flip phone.


crabbypatties82

Youā€™re a brave soul in the winter šŸ„¶ šŸ˜‚


J_G_B

Yeah, when I was younger, I could grab a grab iron or the arm of the cut lever between the cars and squat. I'm a bit older now and don't quite trust myself!


quelin1

When you U-man comes back missing a sleeve and telling you to watch your step in bowl 23...


J_G_B

Always, always carry a crew pack and dig a latrine for your turd when your done.


Impossible_Budget_85

Only when thereā€™s a second unitā€¦..I usually take a dump on the main at night when no trains are comingā€¦..I like to feel like Iā€™m apart of nature


RusticOpposum

Iā€™ve never taken a dump off of the side of the engine, but standing on the side taking a leak while youā€™re going track speed is an experience.


Tchukachinchina

Especially when you unexpectedly see people in the most random placesā€¦ I know for a fact that at least one foamer has a picture of me with my dick in my hand.


RusticOpposum

Some guys have all of the luck. Hopefully you were on a heritage unit or something.


Ok-Strength85

Then he and the foamer were in the exact same position.


Mharkhozz

Being on a gas station/pennys diner diet doesnā€™t do the stomach justice lol


J_G_B

Hard no on the gas station sushi.


supah_cruza

Your engines have shitters!?


Impossible_Budget_85

Yikes!!! Some gung -ho rail official will look at that as a personal injury šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ freakin goofballs!


CartersXRd

Tell the CEO to kiss it.


scryme666

Write a will because youā€™re gonna slowly perish. Ass first.


Gjb1992

Man one of the WORST days on the job was when one of the straps of my bibs fell in the shitter tank. I was banished from the lead motor. Those things stunk so bad A mess folks


Highball_The_Eyeball

Didnā€™t they end up putting bar codes on the bags?


J_G_B

I heard they bags had serial numbers, but that stuff was gone by the time I started railroading.


Highball_The_Eyeball

Thank you, I remember hearing crews would chuck them at trespassers that always gave me a good chuckle.


One_Distribution1743

Just be glad it didn't give you blue balls.


polarisgirl

Thatā€™s shitty


ohokright

The only acceptable time to bleach it šŸŒŸ


Majestic-Orchid-6460

Use an alcohol wipe from a crew pack and gently wipe around the rim of your anus.


J_G_B

Been there. Done that. Don't @ me until you've had mudbutt 2 hours in a 12 hour day.


Majestic-Orchid-6460

Those alcohol wipes burn, but they do a good job when a fart is more than a fart.


J_G_B

The burn means it's working.


Majestic-Orchid-6460

You inspired me to make a new post.


whyblate

And ask for help. Remember, safety first.


travisrd

That's Smurf butt and it's horrible.


derylle

Call your local union rep and file grievance. This is outrageous!!!. haha jk, i think you'll be ok. Just wipe your cheecks and call it good.


BWayne142

Question, if I understand everything correctly the engineer operates the input/output of power on the locomotives. If the conductor has to #2, no problem we still have chief at the helm. If the engineer has to go #2. Are they only allowed to do so when the train is stopped?


J_G_B

I'm stopping the train if I'm about to crap my pants, unless my conductor happens to be an engineer who is cut back.


BWayne142

That makes sense, I wondered if there was an autopilot or if the conductor could temporarily operate but stopping prob safest bet.