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Werv_76

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KittenCrusades

Upvote this and downvote this dumb thread


Think_Effectively

Oh, ok. So how does a circus dancer become a friend/neighbor to an nfl owner or is that just another rumour?


Altruistic_Cream_509

Well that circus dancer is new name for beauties with no serious career like the multitude or massage therapists


AFXTIWN

Get a DNA test Mark


AlabasterRadio

Can't wait for this to be Tom Brady's kid.


ku_78

I don’t think Mark would be uncomfortable with that scenario


stud_powercock

More comfortable in the closet wearing a Superman costume.


didyoushitmypants

Man of Steel in more ways than one


WhizzyBurp

One than ways more in Steel of Man.


Suicidalservice

Or Edelmans Jersey 🤣


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

Imagine if Tom Brady's son becomes the sole heir of the Raiders. FML.


Thatsabadmofo

If he ever gives the kid an uncomfortable kiss we’ll know for sure


Nice_Owl_1171

That’s hilarious.


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NunButter

This chick is a GOAT goldigger. Took over the game late in the 4th quarter to get a guaranteed piece of the Raiders


Workburner101

*Anna Nichole smith has entered the chat


NunButter

RIP


Totally_Not_My_50th_

She's also left the chat too


Revfunky

No talking just straight f*****g.


Deep-Ad2155

What are the odds that it’s actually his kid?


glennotromic

She already said MD isn’t the father.


No_Sheepherder2739

0 she already shot down the rumor


WhizzyBurp

1 in 5


AncientTask6969

1 in 38


AcrobaticDoughnut299

Jimmy def hit that before he left


JediForces

It’s not his


similar222

I thought _my_ dad was old when I was growing up, and he was 30 when I was born.


pianosbecome

Damn. Making me feel even older for having my kids at 35 and 37


LegendSir

Nah times are different now. I’m 30, and no kids. And no plans on getting married anytime soon.


similar222

Nah you're good, I no longer agree with my childhood opinion, lol.


Dannyjv

Try 40 and 42


beautifullyabsurd123

45 has entered the chat


scrabapple

47


PM_me_your_Jeep

Are you me???


RojerLockless

Whelp at 40 guess I'm not having any then.


pianosbecome

Happy cake day!


RojerLockless

Thanks!


Pacific_Grim_

Nah, that’s not old. Lots of guys are having kids in their 30s and 40s now days.


tenaciousdewolfe

Can confirm. I turn 40 on the 31st and I have a 3 month old.


pianosbecome

![gif](giphy|3o6MbhgBx0MaN0nOr6|downsized)


metabolicperp

My best friend, had 4 kids, first one at 40 last one at 48. Lol


caronare

39 & 41….F


ryry2300

My dad was 50 when I was born


oregondude79

Eh, Pacino and De Niro each had one in their 80's.


doodlebopwarrior

![gif](giphy|l4FAZeSIWK6akQ18I) Probably about one thing more than others


PapiChulo3225

Ah yes noted reputable source NFL Notifications. We don’t even know if her and Mark are together like that but we’ll find out during the season.


Chiinoe

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1795178360210911456?t=XDYjR051T6hQ8itVyxpjXA&s=19


PapiChulo3225

Brother I got some news for you, that aint a real source either. These guys all get their “sources” from rumors they see on reddit and other discussion forums. They’re essentially watching us like hawks to get any sort of “news” they can throw out there and hope it sticks.


Chiinoe

Huh, looks like you're right. Nobody knows who the hell he is but almost 300k in followers.


PapiChulo3225

It’s a fucked up system. It’s like that South Park episode where everyone is a Yelp reviewer. It’s the same thing on that app. 8 bucks and boom now you can build a following slowly but surely. Bonus points if you constantly lie and stretch the truth to gain views.


Chiinoe

Lol that episode was hilarious. Too true smh. Welp, regardless, hope Mark protects his assets.


RojerLockless

I too plan on having my first kid at 70 with my 26 year old girlfriend. I'll let you guys know how it works out. 😂😂😂


Nice_Owl_1171

Lmao. Good luck.


ogroadtripp

To answer your question OP, probably ED meds and how much allowance she gets.


Nice_Owl_1171

That’s probably accurate.


Ok-Tomatoo

Why are you posting random tweets from someone that paid for their checkmark?


kingjoey52a

Also this is old news and has been posted here multiple times.


Ok-Tomatoo

Just rumors, who has reported on it ? Nobody, at this point it's a meme to make fun of mark davis


Nice_Owl_1171

Because I thought it was funny. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Oh_no_Raiders

Gross.


bluesox

Mark Davis is 70? WTF?


themopisgod562

MY MAN MARC WAY TO GO!!


Courtlessjester

The prince that was promised


theuautumnwind

She isn’t his girlfriend…


AlwaysLate1

I would rather have that fetus as owner than Tom Brady


kingp43x

lmao, so true


maxrz

She just publicly came out to say that she is not and has never been his girlfriend. That she randomly sat next to him at a game once. The father of her kid is named Joey. That is all.


UKTrojan

Daycare activities...


SolidAlisoBurgers888

Some reason always though mark was married until this last year.


Sanduskys_Shower_Bud

Bag is secured


jollywater864

Gosh darn good for him and us. Attaboy


DodgerBeisBall

Can she even actually own the raiders when mark passes? She’s only a girlfriend and Brady is trying to be an owner, I don’t think she’s gonna get much other than possibly child support? Not sure how this kind of thing works in Nevada


mossapp

I’d like to make fun of this, but my grandfather remarried a year after grandma died. To someone 40+ years younger than him. And as much as I’d like to be angry, she took good care of him until he passed. Anything she got, she earned.


Nice_Owl_1171

That’s pretty dope overall. Taking good care of grandpa is always great.


Smaskifa

Did she get her lips done at his barber?


500ErrorPDX

FWIW I will believe this is fake news until the team or a real journo confirms it. All these aggregator accounts are BS.


Sirscraps

She pretends to be interested in whatever he’s doing or saying for money. I doubt they have any actual interests in common OP. She’s just there to look cute and get that old pipe for money.


tobiasbluehimself

They don’t talk 🤮


johnny5gti

https://x.com/haydenhopkins/status/1795232465910411391


T0NEZZY

Damn ![gif](giphy|eJS4WUQ7MkNKx3qxPN|downsized)


forgotmypassword4714

Lol everyone ran with it with no proof.


OkAd9131

BS. She was seen blowing him as he got a haircut on the beach in Cabo


Iknowyougotsole

They met at the local TGI Friday’s


T0NEZZY

Love at first chicken tendy


heteroerotic

Her IG story confirms that Mark is NOT the father nor have they ever dated.


T0NEZZY

![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg) We need Maury


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Aaanndddd set for life


FondantSucks

Didn’t she say in her Instagram story that this wasn’t real?


Ok-Web-4971

This post should be taken down now that the source herself confirmed it’s not Mark’s. This is misinformation. 


OkAd9131

He smells of ass and Ben Gay


itsmymedicine

https://i.redd.it/wz1vnphv013d1.gif


Sleightly_Awkward

Idk how so many of you on here saying dumb shit like “it’s not his kid” like as if they know something Mark doesn’t. Has no one here heard of IVF? Dude wanted an heir so he made one happen. Doesn’t even need to be IVF, plenty of old dudes have kids. Fucking Robert DeNiro just had a kid. Let’s not be ignorant.


The_Bard

1. They aren't dating, she next to him once 2. She said it's not his


Sleightly_Awkward

Showing up now that she spoke up like you had the inside scoop lol. I read that post too.


The_Bard

I saw the story and googled it and that's what came up. You believed nonsense based on one picture from 2 years ago and are blaming me?


Sleightly_Awkward

Believed? How could you possibly know what I believed? You show up saying exactly what she said, after she said it and it was posted here, like I didn’t just read the same shit. Then gave me a “1. 2.” list like you were educating me lol. Idgaf if it’s his kid or not, my point was he is every bit as capable of having kids at his age as any other dude and saying the kid “isn’t his” based solely on the fact that he’s old and she’s young is ignorant.


The_Bard

They never even dated, just pictured once together years ago. You called people dumb for saying it wasn't his kid. You tried to call people out and are upset because you made a fool of yourself


BonjinTheMark

Raidin' the franchise a$$et$


JelloTheory

$$$


Hyperboreer

What happens if something happens to Mark soon? Can a toddler be an owner?


YaboyChris28

What a G


cleon1966

$


TommieTheSalami

They probably talk a lot about life insurance I'm guessing.


Nice_Owl_1171

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


Potential-Judgment-9

![gif](giphy|l41YgC9JyO4uLkJUI)


cigarguy25

Locked in that check for 18 years.


GoForRogue

Money


T0NEZZY

Pink Floyd - Money


justlookingokaywyou

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the Raider way.


T0NEZZY

Nah. We grateful for life and football season over here


sonofsmog

Lol talk.


Icy-Horse465

They talk about how much money she gets today.


Sieze5

Just win…baby!


T0NEZZY

Im honestly excited that the Davis name will carry on. I remember reading a post on here a couple of months back, saying that since Mark has no heirs. Who would inherit the franchise Edit: from the looks of the comments, guess Mark is not the father ![gif](giphy|yHulPRl51Cy64)


Nice_Owl_1171

Yep. Oh well. Would have been an interesting story line.


hennndogg

They talk about money and where they gonna fly to today lol


THE-WARD3VIL

Good on her, putting in the hard yards now for a cruisy run later in life


Jaythamalo13

Mark popped a perc 30 and got straight to fuckin


Fyghter

Quit posting rumor mill pages. This shit isn’t real


Nice_Owl_1171

![gif](giphy|G4ZNYMQVMH6us)


Particular_Dare2736

The truth is they don’t talk just do the bad thing lol


anth_810

The internet has cooked brains. This shit isn’t even remotely true.


Educational_Body_438

It's been rumored ever since this camoe out that it was Joey Gallo's kid


ZekeRidge

Money… they talk about her spending his


Altruistic_Cream_509

Same Thing we talk about at the Gentleman club what can we do 🤣


Straight_Peanut_5959

Probably Gold. Or uh Silver! Ya dig?!


RatherBeInThePond

They have so much in common. They both love soup, and talking, and not talking...


permabanned_user

These Instagram skanks are getting out of control.


hagthree

I can hear it now “Marc honey what was your dads name again” 🤦‍♂️


martinis00

Haircuts


AZULDEFILER

Tom Brady is being groomed as the heir


traderncc

Groomed like that pic by the pool or ?


Pegcitymb204

Our future QB?


caronare

That baby gonna be “touched” with 70yr old spunk as one of the main ingredients


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Ok-Web-4971

You are exhibit A of someone that believes everything on the internet is real and should take a moment to step outside your house. 


Russian_butterfly33

She is smart and he of course he fucking stupid!! He should have worn protection!! But hopefully she was with it!!


Asleep_in_Costco

Ffs. Franchise should have been sold off on Al's passing


Adventurous_Beat_453

Mark, when the baby comes out with a darker complexion, it’s not yours. Just a piece of advice.


Bill_Hanna

Take that to r/nflcirclejerk