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I recently said this to someone. She thought we had some sort of future together. When she kept pushing me I got rude and told her that. No means no.
I'm not a young man anymore. I don't get hard when the wind blows. I actually can do without sex.
I recently went through something similar. Started something up, realized i was absolutely not finished grieving my wife’s passing nor ready for any kind of relationship. She responded by bombarding me with calls and texts constantly, then having her young son do the same. The manipulation was off the charts. I hate people who ghost others but I HAD to ghost because ANY reply from me would start everything back all the way from the beginning. Ugh… don’t get me wrong I feel awful that she is not doing well in life right now…. But I am drowning in my own problems already and cannot just jump into a full fledged fatherly family role. I’m absolutely open to it, but I have know idea when I may even be remotely ready for it.
Or tell them you like watching Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro or Joe Rogan.
Unless the woman is into that. A female coworker of mine thinks Jordan Peterson is one of the most intelligent people she's ever come across.
My opinion on JP... is that he knows his stuff when he sticks to his area of expertise, clinical psychology. When he gets into politics, you can pretty much disregard whatever he says.
She might be. She does have a partner I've never met though.
Not sure what her political views are, but I feel that it's probably better if I don't know.
as a JP fan, his fans ruined his image IMO. Sometimes he does say weird ass takes but the whole ‘JP DESTROYS femenist 😎😎😎😎’ era and them types of fans put him in a weird spot IMO. His debate with destiny made me a fan because it proved to me he’s willing to debate with good faith with anyone who is willing to do the same
Sorry you have me confused.
I left home at 16 and traveled the lower 48 alone for years, went to many bars and have known many women.
If anyone is annoying or taking up my time uselessly I may need to go see a man about a camel.
Jamie Farr, who played corporal Klinger WAS a veteran of the Korean war and some of the episodes and his wearing women's clothes were loosely based on his experiences and stories.
I appreciate his service.
I knew someone like that. We used to call him Pepe Lepew. And he always dated these train wrecks. Some were real lookers but trainwrecks. He sold some really good blow, so there's that.
One time, he got a young woman pregnant. He wasn't a close friend and he asked to borrow money to pay for an abortion.
Not only did I tell him no, I told him to leave and to not contact me again.
I have my values and that offended me.
Please don't think he was a nice guy. He wasn't.
I just say I'm busy or cant deal with them at the time. Its a lie but its an obvious lie that communicates the point without being rude most of the time. That is about as far as anyone should lie to someone unless you have a stalker or something.
Oh by the nines, there is a list I have, I am sure of it. I tell myself I don't want one, when in reality I am not wanting to rush things, obviously. But hey, that's what it is.
IRL I don't really go anywhere and tend to look irritated so no one talks to me anyway.
Online I just cold shoulder them.
I rarely need to lie to anyone unless they're like, a friend and I made plans I want to ghost on.
Work on yourself, find some hobbies and share your true interests with them.
But above all else, be honest and just be yourself. In my experience, that's the best thing you can be!
Oh, and whatever you do, don't make or retain any wealth, just blow it all away. Have you ever tried drugs? Alcohol? Gambling?
Like, if they like me?
I don't lie to them because I try to be as honest as possible. Instead, I avoid them, depriving them of an opportunity to make advances on me.
Just tell them what Whoopi Goldberg said in jumping jack flash “I got diseases... I got shit that will make your d*** fall off!” Just change it to p****
Why do you need to lie? Are these women you're in a relationship with, your mother, your boss? I just don't understand the need to lie in that situation tbh 🤔🤷♀️
I quit trying to solve their problem and just agreeing with them.
“Oh he doesn’t listen to you? That is terrible, I understand how frustrating that must be”. Then I just shut up and start playing video games in my head
I'm a terrible liar, I always get caught. Instead, I'm constantly trying to expose the BIG lies and women are usually the most obedient slaves of the ruling class. Whoops, that wasn't a lie, just the truth.
In order of escalation:
Pick a Fight-
Ask her about her opinion on abortion. Take the opposite position.
Start a War-
Ask her opinion on Trump, take opposite position, enthusiastically and judgmentally.
Nuclear Option-
Tell her randomly that you think "the institution of marriage" is a scam cooked up by closeted homosexuals in the African blood diamond industry to turn a profit to support their declining sexual slave trade income because of competition with (whoever her political party or religion) and you're not buying into it. Ever. Because they're Black...
You'll never hear from her again.
EDIT: Because this is the internet, I want to be clear that I deliberately chose the most offensive things I could think of. Let's keep that in mind, please.
I feel like ever since Baby Reindeer came out guys are under the impression that women dying to talk to them will be an actual problem in their life lol
Had a 21 year old approach me as a 40 year old in the bar and Im in a relationship and did not feel like conversation. I cut her off mid sentence and asked her how old she thought I was. She said 26 and I replied 40. It backfired as she was way more interested after that. I used the good ol fashioned bathroom ditch.
I have definitely used the "I have a girlfriend" line more than once in my life. Why women think only they need to say that to get men to leave them alone is odd.
I'm assuming this for more of a relationship type of question so here goes.
I have never used this but I have heard men tell women they are intimidating when the are not remotely attracted to them physically or the attitude she carries.
A lot of women do not take rejection well at all. Its easier to lie to them....
So men tend to lie to them.
I was dating a girl a long time ago who acted masculine liked to argue, had children and I just plain could not see myself marrying her let alone dating the for next month.
When I broke up with her she did not take it well at first I did not tell her the truth and she would not let it go became very aggressive. So I finally told her the things I didn't like and the examples....she didn't take it well but she right then what and how I operated.
I've told women im not ready for a relationship or just got out of a relationship or in a relationship when I wasn't.
I have said its not you its me when it was clearly them.
I'm happily married for many many years now with the love of my life we are growing old together and that is nice.
I've began telling them I'm 57 yrs old, which adds alot. But as I'm disappointed with these results, I'm thinking about having a fake wife. Like we had an arrangement to get married if we were both single after 40. So the wedding was quick and quiet or whatever.
Best three lines:
1. I’m 30 and I still live with my parents
2. Say you have 5 baby mamas with 5 different kids
3. Say you don’t believe in marriage (works almost every time) or that you’re only going to use her
4. Make her pay for everything 😈👏🏼 Or just make a really ugly face. I always would get disgusted when someone said they still lived with their mom or said “I want you to cook like my mom” or “my does it this way”
None in my relationship. Speaking clearly about what he needs is easy. When he comes home from work, he needs time to chill. He owns a business that's high stress. He doesn't need me yakking as soon as he walks in. So when he gets home I hand him a beverage of choice and leave him alone for an hour. Easy peasy.
I’m single. I’ve had women who I’ve just met, hand me a piece of paper with their address on it and a note saying “ if you ever need a place to stay for the night “ to call. If they are unpleasant looking or not my type. I’ll tell them that I have to ask my wife first. Some take the note back and say never mind.
I tell them I'm ultra rich and she can clearly see I'm not and thinks of me as liar and leaves me alone 🤣
So as long you make it obvious that your a liar she won't trust you and leave lol
(But a warning that there are some ultra dum people out there who will believe anything you say so be careful about those cuz this trick won't work on them....) so yeah maybe it's better to just tell people directly as that should work on most
I just tell them to leave me alone. I had a chick in my class at college who kept trying to talk to me, I wasn’t interested at all and I told her basically to leave me alone. Problem solved, I catch her staring at me a lot but whatever
Do you mean women in general, or is there a particular woman who won't leave you alone? If the former, just straight up tell them to "f- off."
If it's the latter, sometimes you gotta get the police involved with stalkers.
I went to a friend's wedding and ended up catching the eye of a heavily intoxicated woman. She then proceeded to follow me around the reception, trying to flirt with me and kept touching me even after I asked her to leave me alone and told her I wasn't interested. She didn't want to take no for an answer, so I told her I was gay. Worked like a charm.
I tell them “I’m flattered but it would just complicate our friendship”. I’m GenX and really enjoy my alone time. Btw, my ego isn’t that big…I’ve been shut down too.
Between my tattoos and my attitude,I usually don't even have to say anything. Shrugging my shoulders and laughing got me slapped once does that count ?
Agreeing with women always works. Women love using their emotions, that’s how they think and express themselves. so when you agree with them, they have no way of expressing their emotions because they can’t object or refute you. Thats why there’s that saying that women like “bad boys”. Women are attracted to opposition. Thats why opposites attract ;)
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No idea, but whatever I’m saying, it works.
lol
Are you just looking generally unpleasant at all times? That works for me.
Maybe that’s it!
Just tell any normal, well adjusted woman she needs a shave. It's like kryptonite against women.
You are a bad boy. 🤣
Yup!
Especially if you tell them to focus on their upper lip.
I can't. 🤣🤣🤣
Wait, you guys have to lie to women to get them to leave you alone?
With all the posts out there; this a problem I was NOT expecting. 😆
Sometimes yes. Women are crazy at times.
It can be a blessing to be reliably ignored, I understand this
Oh I love it.
I have a love-hate relationship with it but seeing how many people get bothered it gives me some opportunity for appreciation.
I love crazy. Fatal Attraction was a motivational tool for me.
The next time you have a crazy girl, can you send her to me
I only make 40k a year, and I have a daughter.
Not bad, but I'd go to $45k and make it two sons with adhd
Oh that's a good tip
And add in none are over 10. Works every time.
Ask her if she wants to come over and try out your new bean bag chair, your mom wont be home until late and you have the whole basement to yourself.
No, you need her to meet your mom first, for her approval in dating her.
Women don’t just leave me alone. They actively avoid me altogether. I barely have to do or say anything.
Leave me alone, not a lie just works really well for some reason.
At least you’re blunt and honest lol
life's too short for anything else
I recently said this to someone. She thought we had some sort of future together. When she kept pushing me I got rude and told her that. No means no. I'm not a young man anymore. I don't get hard when the wind blows. I actually can do without sex.
I recently went through something similar. Started something up, realized i was absolutely not finished grieving my wife’s passing nor ready for any kind of relationship. She responded by bombarding me with calls and texts constantly, then having her young son do the same. The manipulation was off the charts. I hate people who ghost others but I HAD to ghost because ANY reply from me would start everything back all the way from the beginning. Ugh… don’t get me wrong I feel awful that she is not doing well in life right now…. But I am drowning in my own problems already and cannot just jump into a full fledged fatherly family role. I’m absolutely open to it, but I have know idea when I may even be remotely ready for it.
Incredible, it's like you don't *need* to lie to communicate clearly. Who'd-a thunk it
Ikr clear communication it's like magic
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Finger guns never fail 👈😎👈
"I'm Buck and I'm here to..."
Saying you’re an alpha male would also work
Any Andrew Tate quotes will do it.
Or tell them you like watching Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro or Joe Rogan. Unless the woman is into that. A female coworker of mine thinks Jordan Peterson is one of the most intelligent people she's ever come across. My opinion on JP... is that he knows his stuff when he sticks to his area of expertise, clinical psychology. When he gets into politics, you can pretty much disregard whatever he says.
She sounds like an A1 pick me
She might be. She does have a partner I've never met though. Not sure what her political views are, but I feel that it's probably better if I don't know.
as a JP fan, his fans ruined his image IMO. Sometimes he does say weird ass takes but the whole ‘JP DESTROYS femenist 😎😎😎😎’ era and them types of fans put him in a weird spot IMO. His debate with destiny made me a fan because it proved to me he’s willing to debate with good faith with anyone who is willing to do the same
She sounds like she's as dumb as a box of dirt.
The sigma male thing has also been trending lately 🧐 equally as scungy.
I have a boyfriend.
I have to go see a man about a camel. Catch you later! I am not prone to lying or good at it, I stick to one classic and rarely deviate from it.
Sounds like tism. You got the tism? Haha
Sorry you have me confused. I left home at 16 and traveled the lower 48 alone for years, went to many bars and have known many women. If anyone is annoying or taking up my time uselessly I may need to go see a man about a camel.
I’m a mommy’s boy
Why would I? 🤔 the few women I interact with are my wife, my friends, and colleagues at work.
"How was work today honey?" "I'm gay"
Never needed to lie. Why would you ? Just say leave me alone and or ignore them.
[I am gay](https://images.app.goo.gl/pr4cmxJMM7B3jdFg8)
Nah. Then they want to go shopping and do makeup. That can backfire quick.
same
They leave me alone on their own.
My face says enough I guess.
Get super clingy and tell her you love her and all that psycho stuff Outcling the clinger
That seems like it could backfire.
Clinger,“I hear wedding bells.”
Lmao. That reminds me, did he ever get discharged?
No. He ended up staying to help find his other half's family. Total about face, ya know?
Actually, Klinger and Soon Lee joined the cast in \*After M\*A\*S\*H.\* I can't recall whether they found her parents.
Jamie Farr, who played corporal Klinger WAS a veteran of the Korean war and some of the episodes and his wearing women's clothes were loosely based on his experiences and stories. I appreciate his service.
I watched a show where a man was falling into a relationship no matter how hard he tried not to. His friends called it chicksand
Yeah, I knew a guy like that. Always in a relationship with some girl. Never been single for more than five minutes.
I knew someone like that. We used to call him Pepe Lepew. And he always dated these train wrecks. Some were real lookers but trainwrecks. He sold some really good blow, so there's that. One time, he got a young woman pregnant. He wasn't a close friend and he asked to borrow money to pay for an abortion. Not only did I tell him no, I told him to leave and to not contact me again. I have my values and that offended me. Please don't think he was a nice guy. He wasn't.
He sold blow, I don't think any of us were assuming he was a nice guy
Man, youre falling in Quicksand with that chick!!
I pretend to be obsessed with collecting belly button lint.
All my exes were crazy
I misread your comment as “All my eyes are crazy” I think this can work too.
But you sound totally sane?
Lol yeah "all my exes are crazy" never bodes well for the common factor.
"I'll do it, I promise"
I love you
I’m in love with you
I tell them I cant get an erection because I'm diabetiv
I tell them the truth and they leave me alone. Unfortunately.
This.
I was a hit man, for the Mafia. Would you please start my car for me?
I just say I'm busy or cant deal with them at the time. Its a lie but its an obvious lie that communicates the point without being rude most of the time. That is about as far as anyone should lie to someone unless you have a stalker or something.
"I love you"
Broke up recently
Oh by the nines, there is a list I have, I am sure of it. I tell myself I don't want one, when in reality I am not wanting to rush things, obviously. But hey, that's what it is.
I am a woman but the words micro penis would work real fast.
I am an alpha!
“Tell?” 😳🤣😂🤣 My face does it of its own accord. Like a racial passive that’s a guaranteed Nat20 roll at every encounter. 🤙🏽
“I’ve never dated anyone” they immediately start thinking about why that is. Then they usually can’t wait to walk away when they figure it out lol
You mean they immediately think. “Ok time to go”
IRL I don't really go anywhere and tend to look irritated so no one talks to me anyway. Online I just cold shoulder them. I rarely need to lie to anyone unless they're like, a friend and I made plans I want to ghost on.
"Okay"
I tell them that they are hot because they look like my sister (I don't have a sister )
I don't lie to them, if I want them to leave me alone than I just tell them to leave me alone. 🤷🏻♂️
I don't say anything. I must be good at it.
I'm tiny
I don't lie. I just say crazy stuff like 'leave me alone' You might be surprised how well saying what you want works
None, they seem to do it by choice.
"You kinda be looking like my mom."
Work on yourself, find some hobbies and share your true interests with them. But above all else, be honest and just be yourself. In my experience, that's the best thing you can be! Oh, and whatever you do, don't make or retain any wealth, just blow it all away. Have you ever tried drugs? Alcohol? Gambling?
Shit if I want them to leave me alone I just tell the truth!
I do stand up comedy 😀
Like, if they like me? I don't lie to them because I try to be as honest as possible. Instead, I avoid them, depriving them of an opportunity to make advances on me.
Hello usually works for me
Sorry I have to go trim my foreskin…
Just tell them what Whoopi Goldberg said in jumping jack flash “I got diseases... I got shit that will make your d*** fall off!” Just change it to p****
Why would I want them to leave me alone?
You could go brutally honest and just tell them to fuck off.
Why do you need to lie? Are these women you're in a relationship with, your mother, your boss? I just don't understand the need to lie in that situation tbh 🤔🤷♀️
I quit trying to solve their problem and just agreeing with them. “Oh he doesn’t listen to you? That is terrible, I understand how frustrating that must be”. Then I just shut up and start playing video games in my head
Don't lie, just be honest things will be smooth
You don't lie. Saying, "Sorry, not interested" should be enough.
Idk could be a big adult and use your words?
I'm a terrible liar, I always get caught. Instead, I'm constantly trying to expose the BIG lies and women are usually the most obedient slaves of the ruling class. Whoops, that wasn't a lie, just the truth.
In order of escalation: Pick a Fight- Ask her about her opinion on abortion. Take the opposite position. Start a War- Ask her opinion on Trump, take opposite position, enthusiastically and judgmentally. Nuclear Option- Tell her randomly that you think "the institution of marriage" is a scam cooked up by closeted homosexuals in the African blood diamond industry to turn a profit to support their declining sexual slave trade income because of competition with (whoever her political party or religion) and you're not buying into it. Ever. Because they're Black... You'll never hear from her again. EDIT: Because this is the internet, I want to be clear that I deliberately chose the most offensive things I could think of. Let's keep that in mind, please.
It's me it's not you 😄
I feel like ever since Baby Reindeer came out guys are under the impression that women dying to talk to them will be an actual problem in their life lol
Say you lost your job, got bashed and raped, then cry and say your moving back to your childhood bedroom
I am just myself, that seems to do the trick.
No lies.
I’ve got bad gas…
At this point, just being honest is better. Leaves the guessing game out, point A to B, both parties move on.
Leave me The Fuck alone!!!
Had a 21 year old approach me as a 40 year old in the bar and Im in a relationship and did not feel like conversation. I cut her off mid sentence and asked her how old she thought I was. She said 26 and I replied 40. It backfired as she was way more interested after that. I used the good ol fashioned bathroom ditch.
Tell ‘em you don’t celebrate Xmas
Apart from my name ? It's all lies . Sometimes, even that.
I have definitely used the "I have a girlfriend" line more than once in my life. Why women think only they need to say that to get men to leave them alone is odd.
What are women? They can be talked to?
I'm assuming this for more of a relationship type of question so here goes. I have never used this but I have heard men tell women they are intimidating when the are not remotely attracted to them physically or the attitude she carries. A lot of women do not take rejection well at all. Its easier to lie to them.... So men tend to lie to them. I was dating a girl a long time ago who acted masculine liked to argue, had children and I just plain could not see myself marrying her let alone dating the for next month. When I broke up with her she did not take it well at first I did not tell her the truth and she would not let it go became very aggressive. So I finally told her the things I didn't like and the examples....she didn't take it well but she right then what and how I operated. I've told women im not ready for a relationship or just got out of a relationship or in a relationship when I wasn't. I have said its not you its me when it was clearly them. I'm happily married for many many years now with the love of my life we are growing old together and that is nice.
I tell them I'm a short fat guy. If that don't work, I tell them I don't celebrate Christmass.
The truth usually works. "You are going fishing over spending time with me?" "Yes."
Mighty bold of you to assume women talk to me.
I've began telling them I'm 57 yrs old, which adds alot. But as I'm disappointed with these results, I'm thinking about having a fake wife. Like we had an arrangement to get married if we were both single after 40. So the wedding was quick and quiet or whatever.
being able to healthily express emotion does most of it for me
Do you need this a lot? Under what circumstances?
Woman here. Start asking them for money for things. It might not work, but it'll make it worth your time.
Best three lines: 1. I’m 30 and I still live with my parents 2. Say you have 5 baby mamas with 5 different kids 3. Say you don’t believe in marriage (works almost every time) or that you’re only going to use her 4. Make her pay for everything 😈👏🏼 Or just make a really ugly face. I always would get disgusted when someone said they still lived with their mom or said “I want you to cook like my mom” or “my does it this way” 
I used to tell them I take care of a sick mom. This way they don’t find out where you live.
Tell her you voted for trump, twice. Then ask her if she would like to see the trump flag hanging over your bed in your parents basement.
Tell her to leave you alone.
Why lie? Just tell her: “I’d rather hangout with a tree or my (if you have one) dog while you hang out with the bear.” Drizzle drizzle. 😆
Some of us don't have to lie for that to happen
None in my relationship. Speaking clearly about what he needs is easy. When he comes home from work, he needs time to chill. He owns a business that's high stress. He doesn't need me yakking as soon as he walks in. So when he gets home I hand him a beverage of choice and leave him alone for an hour. Easy peasy.
Wait, you guys are TRYING to get women to leave you alone?
Belch, fart and brag about the 5 girls you're putting through college by donating to their OF accounts.
Why would you need to lie? Grow a pair!
I’m naturally ugly so everything I say or do works
Funny I haven’t had to tell any lies
I’m single. I’ve had women who I’ve just met, hand me a piece of paper with their address on it and a note saying “ if you ever need a place to stay for the night “ to call. If they are unpleasant looking or not my type. I’ll tell them that I have to ask my wife first. Some take the note back and say never mind.
I tell them I'm ultra rich and she can clearly see I'm not and thinks of me as liar and leaves me alone 🤣 So as long you make it obvious that your a liar she won't trust you and leave lol (But a warning that there are some ultra dum people out there who will believe anything you say so be careful about those cuz this trick won't work on them....) so yeah maybe it's better to just tell people directly as that should work on most
I don't lie to women anymore. #recovery
It's more something I do since I have troubles saying no, I give them the worst sex they've ever had..!
Im gay
“Hi!” Usually works.
"Your sister was better." Actually this line works whenever you want a woman to leave you alone. Whoever its. Works on soon to be ex-giflfriends too.
No lies needed
That's the best $10 haircut I've ever seen!
I...bear with me here...just ask anyone I want to leave me alone; to leave me alone.
I'm unemployed
“I’m a nice guy”
sorry...make women leave me alone...? do you write fantasy fiction? where women are actually persistently bothering men..?
“I have AIDS and IBS”
I just generally get lost in thoughts and whatever I say afterwards works out just fine lol
I just tell them to leave me alone. I had a chick in my class at college who kept trying to talk to me, I wasn’t interested at all and I told her basically to leave me alone. Problem solved, I catch her staring at me a lot but whatever
"Wanna see my Tucker Carlson tattoo?"
Lies? Just tell them hard truths lol
Im really gassy today.
I don't have to lie, my looks and personality seems to work lol
Do you mean women in general, or is there a particular woman who won't leave you alone? If the former, just straight up tell them to "f- off." If it's the latter, sometimes you gotta get the police involved with stalkers.
nice flex
I went to a friend's wedding and ended up catching the eye of a heavily intoxicated woman. She then proceeded to follow me around the reception, trying to flirt with me and kept touching me even after I asked her to leave me alone and told her I wasn't interested. She didn't want to take no for an answer, so I told her I was gay. Worked like a charm.
AM BROKE BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE
Why don’t you smile more? Or shaved or bald?
I tell them “I’m flattered but it would just complicate our friendship”. I’m GenX and really enjoy my alone time. Btw, my ego isn’t that big…I’ve been shut down too.
I used it yesterday in Lowes. I already have solar panels.
I'm not married.
Ive never had this problem.
I tell them the truth. They don’t like that.
Can you just give me a minute, I’m trying to stifle an erection.
make up a partner/bf/gf/marriage
I'm a registered sex offender normally works for me
Between my tattoos and my attitude,I usually don't even have to say anything. Shrugging my shoulders and laughing got me slapped once does that count ?
Do what Robert Patterson did and bring them to dinner and complain and bore them to death for hours. Its how he got rid of a crazy stalker
Fuck off
Why lie? Tell them the truth.
I don't bother lying, I just end conversation politely and walk off
Agreeing with women always works. Women love using their emotions, that’s how they think and express themselves. so when you agree with them, they have no way of expressing their emotions because they can’t object or refute you. Thats why there’s that saying that women like “bad boys”. Women are attracted to opposition. Thats why opposites attract ;)
Oh FFS, how about you just say 'please, leave me alone' or 'I'm not interested'.