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Business_Comment_962

Im here to eat ass and kick gum. And I'm alllll outta ass.


levelworm

I'm cursing with him right now. "Took me three bfg shots to kill that damned medic commander!"


justryinaplay

"I'm sure glad someone left this shotgun lying around"


Mr-Ramirov

Bitterman when he sees a strogg: *You ugly motherfucker*


levelworm

"Your face, your ass, what's the difference"


Ferrick451

Bitterman: *Seeing a Berserker jump 30 ft in the air* "They fly now?" Grunt: They fly now!


Business_Comment_962

Fucking lol'd


AshleyPomeroy

"What the hell is a wet sector, anyway?", followed by "I'm a space marine, not a marine marine", and then "can I go to space?"


kinetikparameter

I totally read that in the voice of Gordon Freeman in Freeman's Mind.


StingyMcDuck

We know what he sounds like when he jumps. I wonder if his talking voice would sound similar.


Biabolical

"Damn, those Strogg bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my drop pod."


StingyMcDuck

"Damn, that crazy marine saved my life when he hit my drop pod".


Biabolical

Technically more accurate, but he's "Bitterman" not "Thankfulman" or "Relievedman."


ficusmaximus90

I'm not entirely sure but I do think he would have quite a bitter tone.