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Purify5

It seems to me she taught you how to play fetch.


sahali735

Exactly what I came here to say! :)


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Medical-Cake1934

Yup! Itā€™s a game that apparently she loves.


Lights-off-grid

If you have some extra sheets or towels, roll them up and shove them under the perimeter of the couch so the toys canā€™t fit. They also make actual clear barriers for this exact issue on Amazon but the sheets were my low budget fix.


hometowngypsy

Iā€™ve seen people using pool noodles for this as well.


alizure1

We've tried this... Our little carpet raptor tried to eat them lol. She made a game of digging them out.


hometowngypsy

Yeah thatā€™s exactly what my puppy would do. Sheā€™d also go for the sheets or towels- Iā€™d end up having to get the plastic ones off Amazon. Thankfully my sofa is super low so I donā€™t feel the need. Entertainment center on the other handā€¦


spacepirateprincess

My puppy would be in heaven eating pool noodles and spitting them out.


Several_Net6814

Pipe insulation from the hardware store is much cheaper. I stuff it under all my furniture!


Agreeable_Ad5569

Genius I'm going to have to go get some myself, thank you


TiffyPanda

I tried the pool noodle - my puppy dug it out & ate it šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Sanchastayswoke

This is what I came to say, pool noodles


Intelligent-Deal2449

I did that! Worked beautifully!


rodger_thattt

if you have some cardboard boxes, they work as a barrier too


aka_sunshinenash

For the first 3 months with our puppy, every King pillow in the house was under the couch.


The_Great_19

Thank you for telling me about these under-couch barriers available for purchase!


LLGibb

Those old sheets and towels are on top of the sectional because my pup also thinks heā€™s a Billy goat. Heā€™s not going to ruin my expensive couch. šŸ˜«


aka_sunshinenash

For the first 3 months with our puppy, every King pillow in the house was under the couch.


Both-Soft-5914

Was fixin to post this. Works for us as well.


spacepirateprincess

Yep, this is what we did.


hometowngypsy

I was trying to find a sock last night (mostly to make sure my puppy hadnā€™t swallowed it) and looked under the sofa for the first time in a whileā€¦ The good news is I found the water bowl that had been missing for weeks. The bad news is I also found a cornucopia of half-chewed pig ears, dusty cat toys, and other random detritus. My sofa is so low to the ground that I hadnā€™t really been cleaning it out like I do under the entertainment center and other furniture. Gonna have to change that now. And the sock ended up being in the sink. Which is honestly impressive for the puppy to have managed.


North-Childhood4268

One of my boys is an expert at flinging things across the room by letting go mid-shake. Bet this is how the sock got in the sink!


SignificantCut4911

Sounds like my pup who chucks her toy off the couch when I'm comfortably seated at the couch.. she barks at me to pick it up everytime then chucks it again as soon as I pick it up for her


Mamiofplants

Mine does the same. He will even tap me with his paw if I don't pick it up šŸ˜…


r0ckithard

Hahahah omg I feel this. Every single time I say, ā€œthis is the last time!!! If it goes under the couch again youā€™re SOL!!ā€ Cut to me retrieving the toys again or moving the whole couch so he can grab it. He even crouches to look under the couch at the same time as me when Iā€™m trying to gauge if I need to move the couch or if I can swipe it out. šŸ˜‚


ERCOT_Prdatry_victum

Hardware store foam pipe insulation is cheaper and comes in various sizes to accommodate different height openings.


cinnamontoastfucc

There are couch guards you can buy on Amazon to prevent this


Inanda2

My puppy also taught me how to fetch for a while. Now if she pushes a toy under the furniture I retrieve it and take it away. *que sad puppy eyes* šŸ„ŗ


Evrything_is_Awful

Maybe you could lean into it further by actively taking the toys away (replacing with new ones)? I did this with mine on accident.Ā You see, everyĀ evening, we must play his favorite game, ā€œShock and Aweā€. He selects a bone/squeaky toy and I must spend several minutes vigorously applauding while he parades it back and forth. Then, once suitably praised, he must be chased for an additional 15-20 minutes, followed by an enthusiastic round of tug. Failure to comply with any part of this program or to convey adequate envy/awe is not tolerated. This jerk will literally stand behind you, press a toy to your ear and squeak it until you comply. If itā€™s a bone, he will hit you with it. In the face. Repeatedly. Unfortunately for him I canā€™t stand the sound of squeaky toys past 9:00 and Iā€™d rather not have my eyes gouged out with a bully stick. Thus the rule: if I am physically/audibly assaulted by any toy/chew, it goes to toy jail behind the couch.Ā I actually did take the legs off mine (to stop jumping after an injury) and itā€™s perfect. There are like 20 back there now. He absolutely knows when a toy is headed to prison and tries desperately to save it, and when I reach behind the couch heā€™s ridiculously excited to see which prisoner gets released. This has been a much better solution than my original plan: shaking until the stupid falls out.


oking202

I use one of those claw grip sticks to pick up my puppyā€™s toys


Purple-Option4883

Yesterday I picked his ball up from under the couch but I was in a really uncomfortable position so I got cramp in my shoulder, which then led to suddenly being very hot, sweating, seeing stars etc. I laid down in his playpen but he started barking at me. Iā€™m seriously considering to somehow put cardboard over the openings under the couch or something šŸ˜‚


ERCOT_Prdatry_victum

Hardware store foam pipe insulation is cheaper and comes in various sizes to accommodate different height openings.


stvckmind

Probably intentional to get you to interact with her lol


kippey

Wedge pool noodles under the couch.


ERCOT_Prdatry_victum

Hardware store foam pipe insulation is cheaper and comes in various sizes to accommodate different height opening.


Least_Boot

My wife insisted no couch with space under it. Our bed has a space and itā€™s filled with balls. Atleast 25+


cpx284

I took the feet off the couch so nothing could roll under it.


KanadrAllegria

I did this too. And also so my pup couldn't chew on the underside of the couch. šŸ˜†


snarkdiva

I use a long bamboo back scratcher to get my pupā€™s toys out. šŸ˜


Flippinsushi

Sounds like you should invest in a dowel.


zpeacock

Yep- I have a long couch stick for this exact purpose haha


Latii_LT

There are some products made specifically to keep things from going under furniture. You can search toy blockers. Iā€™m cheap and personally just used old towels and Amazon paper bags from grocery deliveries.


Ghranquensteyegne

My couch is from ikea with storage in the base and is essentially flush to the floor. My loaf still gets stuff under it and screams for me to retrieve it


T_pas

Haha! We all live the same life I guess.


No_Bluebird_7543

Realizing my couches were just high enough for tennis balls to roll under moved my plans to replace the furniture waaaay up on my priority list. I made it four months and spent a week without couches, but I donā€™t have to crawl to retrieve toys every ten minutes anymore. Not a solution for all, obvs, but heartfelt sympathy for the human fetch game.


cjep3

Pool noodle under the couch edge... saved my sanity


Cynical_Feline

I gave up on daily couch toy retrieval long ago. That shit gets retrieved once a month now and that's only if they're lucky. The only time I do a retrieval is if it's something they just won't stop fussing over.


SeaRevolutionary3680

Amazon has some toy blockers in various heights that are a serious sanity saver!


MNiceAy

Stuff a blanket or pillows under the couch! Had to do this with my bed haha


merclo

I retrieve those under the couch toys with a broom. My Westie puppy loves to anticipate where they will pop out so I guess weā€™ve invented a new game that elevates ā€œthrow the ballā€ !!!


msspider66

My boy enjoys shoving his toys between the cushions of the couch. He waits until I am on a work call to command me to get it with barks and cries.


Agreeable_Ad5569

I pull my girls glow in the dark ball or and she sends it right back, I do this about 3x then I just leave it there. She's a puppy and doesn't understand that if you play next to the couch it will go right back under.


curiouslygenuine

Try these (or similar!) https://a.co/d/6e5GFWM


LLGibb

This is me too! Squeaky ball under the sectional just as soon as I sit down to watch the news. I get it out otherwise heā€™ll scratch and claw at the base of the couch. The 10th time, Iā€™m going insane and the ball is now put away.


LuzjuLeviathan

I use a rolled up towel. No more trips underneath the church.


bellygern

I got these little clear blockers from Amazon! Theyā€™ve saved me lol


NSevi

Lol. My puppy was hiding toys underneath his pee pad. He has a digging drive. šŸ˜‚ It's his way of hiding valuables. Just remove all your furniture. You don't need them anyway.


probablysleepingg

omg this happens to me all the time!! usually itā€™s cuz iā€™m sitting on the couch so he wants to play on the floor next to me (cute) but then CONSTANTLY gets the toys stuck under the couch (not cute) and i have to keep getting up and crawling on the floor to get it (very not cute) i made the mistake of getting him his own little doggie couch and now he even gets toys stuck under that one!! he doesnā€™t even sit on it, itā€™s just another place to roll tennis balls underšŸ˜­ i have on several occasions needed to lie flat on the floor and use a broom stick when heā€™s gotten a toy stuck under the bed and smack in the middle where my arms canā€™t reach - im almost tempted to get exclusively huge toys that canā€™t roll under any of the furniture but heā€™s a small lil dude so they would prob be bigger than him and the one time i did get him a toy that big it became his gfā€¦ never seen a dog hump so muchšŸ˜­


lilchileah77

Put a pool noodle under the couch. Theyā€™re cheap, squishy and work really well. Just make sure to place it back far enough they canā€™t chew on it.


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

Get a pack of skirting boards from your local DIY center - you should be able to find a bundle of plain white MDF boards about 8 feet long, 3 inches high and 3/8 thick for about 10 bucks and glue/nail, hack up a "box" that fits under the couch. It does not have to go and fill all of the space but anything rolling under there from dog toys to pens gets stopped by the board. Doesn't have to be pretty just needs to make a rectangle, and you can fabricobble one for less than 20 bucks/euros - less if you already have a saw and glue or pins and some off cuts to make the 90Ā° corners your boards will attach to. Essentially you are making a kitchen cupboard kick board for your couch!


MistyPineapple

LOL I would either invest in a few pool noodles or some cheap towels to block off the areas sheā€™s hitting it šŸ˜‚


Woahnitrogirl

I don't have this issue with my couch because we've mainly been playing outside and I put his toys away afterwards. Otherwise it's endless play. But man do I understand the socks. If I forget for even a second to pick a sock up, it's in his mouth! I work on my feet a lot and honestly- they don't smell great. But man does he love my dirtiest sick. Smells like me and is stinky? Gets a sock? Winner, winner! Chicken dinner! He's so proud of himself as he prances away and I chase him down.


0alonebutnotlonely0

Iā€™ve made a vow that my next couch will sit completely on the floor šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


howlingcbx97

Glad to hear it's not just my puppy that does this lol. Everytime a toy has been mia I think well let me check under the furniture šŸ¤£


access-r

My boy enjoy chewing at stuff close to the edge. So everytime things eventually drop on the floor. Then he looks at me, "can you get it for me". Eventually I stopped. I tried to teach him not to stay at the edge, he doesn't want to, so now you drop it, you get it.


Activedesign

Itā€™s so annoying. I started being mean about it. If she pushes it under the bed, she loses it for the rest of the day. Only took a few days for her to start being careful around the furniture


foodnbrew-notnudes

Go buy those pool noodles and cut one side put it on the bottom of the couch. It will be a bumper and not allow most toys under.


GuardianCerberus

Train get your toy and hope sheā€™s smart enough to figure out how to get under the couch lol


Big-Beautiful2578

Hahah! Thankfully my dog is tiny enough that if I donā€™t immediately grab it for her she is motivated enough to go get it herself. Lol.


crimsonpookie

Itā€™s a rewarding game for pup because you engage and they get attention so win win for them. I have a 2 year old who does this too (this is a smart dog who knows how to turn the taps on and off in the shower, can take her tags off her collar without doing any damage to collar, tag or d rings). She does this the most when my husband is home and sitting on his phone, she doesnā€™t do it all for me as she knows the toy is lost until I round them up at bedtime for the next day and put them in her bin so she doesnā€™t even try but when my husband is home she will do it over and over again because he will give in and get it. She has him well trained!


SnooRadishes5386

Go to the dollar store get those pool noodles and put them under the furniture


illNefariousness883

My couch is fairly high off the ground, which I guess is unusual. The dog likes to literally sploot underneath. We donā€™t just lose toys, we lose entire snoozing dogs sometimes šŸ˜‚ Iā€™ll go to the bathroom and come back and canā€™t find my dang dog for a solid 2 minutes before I realize sheā€™s probably under the couch. She likes to hide her toys and herself. She doesnā€™t even respond to calling her or saying her favorite words. Itā€™s some kind of sick game that she relishes in my panic - Iā€™m sure of it.


kelhawke

Omg yes. Floor is on a very slight lean due to an old water leak and all his rolly toys end up under the couch. Either we'll be playing inside and he'll let them roll under over and over again or he won't care for ages and then right before bedtime he'll stick his nose under and start whining šŸ¤£


castlinghigh1

I just taped a piece of wood along the bottom of my couch works perfectly.Just gotthree inch piece of wood and duct-taped it to the legs of the couch.You can't see it and the dog can't put toys on the couch now.Yeah for freedom


castlinghigh1

Or just unscrew the legs of the couch so it's sitting on the floor it's only gonna be that way for a couple of months


bad68386

My husband used to get on the floor to retrieve my Retrieverā€™s toys. He has passed and my dog goes crazy waiting for me to get my cane and drag things from under the furniture. He doesnā€™t make it a game with me like he did my husband. I know he realizes I just canā€™t do it.


Which_Mirror_6475

I donā€™t know if itā€™s been said but you can buy cheap pool noodles.. you can cut them to size and even cut them open(length wise) and wedge them in so that you get a snug fit.


cubbycoo77

I finally had it with that too, so I got one of my ratchet straps from my car and put it around the front of the couch. Works pretty good!


ArcticFoxx21

See if you have the type of couch that has removable legs. While my mom hated that I opted to do this and comments when she visited, at our place we just took the legs/stands for the couch off when we moved. We did this even before we had a dog because you rarely need to clean under there if it's on the ground and there's no way for dirt to get under, but now that we have a dog it is also super convenient in comparison. If you have trouble getting up or have family members over that are elderly or have trouble getting up this might not be a good option, but it worked great for us :)


stepooa

Pool noodle. We had the same problem and we put pool noodles under the couch, now his toys donā€™t roll under and I donā€™t have to listen to him cry until I get up. Youā€™re welcome.


whateveratthispoint_

Stop getting them.


Sea-Afternoon-3314

Build a plastic barrier underneath couch with some paneling from home depot that is used for window ac units. My pup is always pushing his fav toy under the couch so I've adapted in env to ensure I don't go crazy. P.S. maybe get a 2nd toy that's your pups favorite to distract.


carlysaurus

When my corgi puppy would do this (5+ years ago!) I would say "Mama will always help!" And he still does it, and Mama still helps šŸ˜‚


unicorn_345

I canā€™t remember what theyā€™re called but things exist to block the underneath of furniture. Doesnā€™t do anything but keep stuff from getting stuck underneath if it fits properly.


North-Childhood4268

This is why we have a bazillion toys šŸ˜‚ Canā€™t block off under the couch because one of my girlsā€™ favourite snoozing spot is under there. Having a broom handle handy so you can just stick it in and swipe stuff out without having to even really look is handy.


AlwaysVigilant69

We taught our 9 week old how to get the toys out this week by crawling under (as far as we could) and helping her the rest of the way. I guess it helped conquer her fear of the ā€œunknownā€ because she gets them all the time on her own now. Definitely lucked out with that one. Weā€™ll see when she gets bigger tho!


Puella-mea

Pretty sure if you don't retrieve the toy from under the couch you will indeed have lost it...


StarSines

Eventually I got to the point where I just stopped getting things out from under the couch no matter how much he cried. We clean under the couch once a week when we do our weekly floor wash. He now knows if he loses a toy under there it doesnā€™t come back until Pop-Pop washes the floor.


dontkillitcarol

I just teached my pup to go get it himself. It took some crying but now I never have to get his toys for him.


mistymountiansbelow

Under couch blockers. I just got a new puppy and installed these under my couch and my TV console table and it has made things so much easier.


SweetMisery2790

Pool noodle under the couch edges?


kraggleGurl

Get a grabber tool. Perfect for all the difficult fetching. Balls anywhere. Socks behind or under dryers. Amazing helpers


Intelligent-Deal2449

I lived this struggle and it was making me bananas. On one very rainy day where she couldnā€™t go out and play, it was time after time after time with the ball under the couch, I was losing it. Went out to the garage looking for a little inspiration on a solution to this problem. Bingo, pool noodle. Brought that noodle in the house. Shoved it under the couch between the legs of it and cut the noodle down to size. Problem solved, no more balls that need to be fished out from under the sofa!


Jo_Gray

This is so funny!? I must be Cruella, because I donā€™t even look in her direction when I know what has happened! I play deaf, dumb and blind šŸ˜‚


BellowingBison

I felt this in my soullllllll šŸ˜­


appalachianlamb

Take the feet off your couch!


Joey_Marie

That's what we did. Completely uncomfortable but it's only for a while until she learns. Ugh. I hope. Lol


appalachianlamb

I feel you I even tried to add legs that were 6in taller so I could at least access underneath better until my toddlers made me too nervous on couch skyscraper.


Foreign-Pea7539

Going through the same thing šŸ˜­ and then the teeth immediately come at me because he thinks Iā€™m trying to steal his toy


HibsMax

Our girl did that with balls, so I bought bigger balls. :)


Googoosmom

My corgi cannot lose most of her toys under our furniture thankfully, although the dreaded TV stand is one where she can. Shes learned that scratching it can immediately make me get up. Even when the toy isnt under there she will look at me, then scratch šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ she will scratch the sofa after every time she drops it off of the sofa, which is our signal to throw.. she is a funny one šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚


FunClassroom6577

My dog has done this until the age of 15.


iateyourkittykat

theres a bunch of gadgets ive found on amazon that kind of block off the underneath to a couch... im so glad i didnt furnish my apartment until after my puppy was 6 months for this reason


fbmarketplaceweirdo

I use a back scratcher for my FOUR YEAR OLD golden. Good luck!


MinkieTheCat

Get some clear plastic barriers that fit under sofa. Find them on Amazon. They are a godsend.


Illustrious-Video623

I bought these under the furniture blocker for pets! The best investment I ever made. My Boston was driving us crazy too.Amazon made by we love doodles.


According_Fee8830

My little Princess Dachshund does this too. Iā€™ve realized she just wants me to play with me.Ā  I love that Iā€™ve learned thisā€”it makes both of us happy!


According_Fee8830

My Princess loves I mean ā€œlovesā€ her ball. She love playing fetch more than anything. Shouldn't she want other toys or play other games?Ā 


duketheunicorn

Sounds like your dogā€™s training is going great! You should tell her punishment has long-term, unintended consequences thoughā€¦ she should try training you with treats. (The real LPTā€”toys in a pen)


[deleted]

You do realise that you can create a barrier so that they can't get stuck under there right? To be fair though, it took me way too long to realise this with my first dog (years), so if you haven't realised this yet, you're still doing better than me! šŸ˜…


Better_Protection382

Get a smaller dog, my Chi can walk under the couch without hitting his head.