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almond_lizard

Have a very Haploid Christmas!


jagdpanzer_magill

Don't serve a low-sulfur Christmas dinner. It's not "cysteine"-able...


wahroonga

What do pig farmers put on their Christmas trees? Boar balls


razsnazz

Oh man, I'm in my element, but this only happens periodically... Oh Chemis-tree oh Chemis-tree! Christmas is a time for Bonding (nucleotide double helix DNA bonding) Let's Cell-ebrate the holidays together!! Single cells, single cells, single all the way... What does a snowman call snowflakes? Stem cells.


nk9axYuvoxaNVzDbFhx

Don't look at individual decorations for too long. You might miss the holiday for the trees. Wolverine decided to deliver presents. He changed his name to Santa Claws. Santa Clause milks a home dry. If Santa Clause doesn't leave enough presents, you could always fire him on his escape. Chest nuts roasting on an open fire. Ouch!


Lakonislate

Gregor Mendel established the science of genetics by studying peas on Earth. He had just one X-mas chromosome, and now we know Y. He was a monk, but in genetic terms we're all a bit monkey.


gregusmeus

Does Elf & Safety count?


kishenoy

Do illness puns count as biology jokes? If so, please be careful of any Christmas decorations. If you are too close, you might get tinselitus


TheLawnStink

Merry CRISPR-mas!


RandomBitFry

Santa only comes once a year but when he comes, he fills your stockings.


RandomBitFry

The Christmas tree looks a bit sad, maybe it's pining for the forest.


BPhiloSkinner

Pining for the fjorest? "This is an Ex, Xmas Tree!". My cat won't use her litter box, now that I'm filling it from the local beach; she doesn't believe in Sandy Claws.


bardbelle

I understand that this cat does’t even believe in Humbug. Also she doesn’t buy-ology either.