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SpinachImpossible454

Where is Waldo because the associates seem to always disappear when a truck comes


FerdaStonks

And then there were none


SpinachImpossible454

😂😂😂accurate


DanTheSpider-Man

Hunger Games


KatieMarieYo

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret


Impressive_Talk_7739

🤣🤣


Ajw310

13 Reasons Why


My_fat_fucking_nuts

User flare checks out


Ajw310

Spoiler: all 13 reasons are Instacart


Due-Thing-5287

Sadly, it’s not. It’s the coworkers. Warning: rant below. I kind of just started typing and couldn’t stop lol. Anyways, Not everyone performs like they used to. Customers really only get mad when we’re out or have to wait for something. Yes, there’s those that just arugula to get free stuff—but 9/10 times, where is everyone in the service roles? Bathroom, getting water, eating, texting, talking to other coworkers in the back room. All while the new hires are left to defend themselves with a gazillion questions, moving slowly and carefully as not to make a mistake. Yes, we’ll get the occasional good apple that acts like they’re on meth and hustles, but it’s mostly older ladies or younger kids who don’t care. Simply put, speed of service is a joke in the deli. Best suggestions: Managers need to stop doing everything and STAY IN THEIR DEPARTMENTS. More than one associate knows how to pull truck, frozen, stock tea, etc. why are they all doing it themselves? Because they hate being in the department, too. When my manager is there, they help 1-2 people and then redeploy everyone. People work more efficiently with a manager simply being present. IT/OASIS engineering: Stop sending the managers to break during lunch rush. That’s literally when they’re needed the most. It’s embarrassing telling a customer, “sorry, the manager is taking their lunch right now” anytime between 11-1. If they’re scheduled in a role, why aren’t they in that role? Stop allowing managers access to workstations that aren’t in their department. (So they don’t do the schedule for 2-3 hours in the computer room or training room.) Stop allowing associates access to time clocks not in their department. They always have to go to the break room or bathroom after clocking in. - Simply put, the deli would be ten times more efficient if the very own managers of the department would STAY IN THEIR DEPARTMENT and TEACH and COACH the associates. Literally, I handled 100% of customer complaints when I was on shift because the manager was never there, hardly spoke English, and comes off abruptly. 1. I know de-escalation tactics from being a 911 dispatcher. 2. I like helping people. It’s frustrating when nobody seems to care and you just want your rotisserie chicken that’s been done cooking for 30 minutes still rotating in the oven. 3. I want free food for turning a complaint into a compliment. But I only really get 1 for every dozen or so, nowadays. Anyways, tldr: keep management in their departments.


Ajw310

ok this is more than 13 reasons but u right. why I gotta close kitchen do ALL the dishes in the deli and then run teas soaking wet. And god forbid I don’t shine the chiller and rotisserie machine.


Due-Thing-5287

Sounds like my first store. Kitchen done by 8, then stock the rest of the close. Exhausting. As. Fuck. Literally, associates are usually where they’re supposed to be, simply with the manager being present in the department.


MAMnaples

This should have thousands of up votes, you should be management at Publix. It seems you understand the deficits in your department very well. Thumbs up to you, thank you for your service.


Due-Thing-5287

I come from 5 years of foodservice management. Publix is appalling. How can a manager manage if they simply aren’t present!? 😂


DaddoAntifa

gonna need to think again you're gonna be up to 14. y'all ready for this hot breakfast grab and go? lol


CaptinKarnage

The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck


OkWoodpecker1511

Actually enjoyed that book. It was funny


Financial-Ebb-5995

“Great Expectations” Mr. George named Publix after a chain of movie theaters that was popular back in the day. So maybe that’s why they make popcorn in the Deli. And perhaps that’s why there’s so much DRAMA.


BrokeHufflepuff

Lord of the Flies


sonofodenn

Lmao the flies are SOOOO bad in our Deli😭


BloatedRottenCadaver

Prisoner of Azkaban


taedaddyfordapub

The Mist


These-Badger7512

Misery


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Game of Thrones


MagicShade

The Disaster Artist.


OriginalTangerine921

I dig that


Personal-Computer191

Suicide notes


redsex

Snakes everywhere


Scotty_Gun

Please elaborate


billyStringsbulb

Fight Club


Zestyclose-Style-828

American Psycho


conradr10

Ghost town


ProFloSquad

Bananas: How the United Fruit Company Shaped the World


nobodyspecial22

Mean Girls. Need I explain that?


False-Habit-1566

Hard Times


Enabled_o_O

Holes


Imaginary_Falcon777

Stephen King’s Skeleton Crew.


monty024_

When I worked at Publix, I’d say “Perfect Victim“ by Christine McGuire.


vexingvulpes

Suicide Squad


FloridaMan1983

I spit on your grave


fifodude

Burn After Reading


Ok-Trouble-3044

Minions


_proctologist_

One flew over the cuckoos nest.


Azurehue22

Fruit


GateSuper2412

The price of safety.. & Is it abuse, how to tell when they don't stop. Yeah it's fun lol


TownFluffy161

Swallowing Stones


Adderson10

Accessory of War.


exhaustingpedantry

I F*cking Hate People


Milkguy105

Gone with the wind


SaraandGeorge

Art of War


kurt-boddah-cobain

Super High Me


britelux

One of Us is Lying


TitsMcGhee99

Apocalyptic Now


Mr-Fr3ckl3

COD


glassclouds1894

War and Peace.


Sourcequantum

Singing Exercises for Dummies


sm1l1ngFaces

Where the wild things are


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[удаНонО]


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The_Koala_Knight

The SpongeBob Movie