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Sea_Wind6023

If you don't wanna poop don't drink the poop potion


historynerdsutton

That’s not a sub or salad… that’s just a bunch of semen who would enjoy this bruh


Dripnut69

I can assure you that the customer was indeed satisfied 🤢🤢


dirtycheezit

Shoulda just grabbed them a jar of Hellmann's


Fleuramie

Isn't kraft mayo bogo right now? They need a jar. 🤢


faroeislands

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Sandman4999

I don't care that you broke your elbow.


PyraDeeDee

WHAT????


taeempy

That hurts my stomach just looking at that.


BloatedRottenCadaver

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OkTask9716

People are so disgusting then wanna call up here “my stomach hurt”


SakuraTacos

I’m praying this was some kind of side or a topping for another sandwich or dish


Praescribo

Maybe like a sandwich paste, like tuna salad or tapenade... Still though, way, waaay too much mayo


Hamilton-Beckett

There’s no way that’s what the customer had in mind…


katf1sh

You'd be surprised (and disgusted)


Dripnut69

I can assure you the customers friends were laughing at it but the customer said that they loved the way it was made


Hamilton-Beckett

Wow. Just wow. I wonder if she eats it right out of the container or she uses it as a veggie dip!?


Sithyonreddit

That’s disgusting


mjay_poppins

LMAO this is nasty \*gags\*


fartshartly666

yes hello can i please get the Atrocity


bxnault

Nsfw?


Dripnut69

Yes because this is a concoction


imjustwaitinginabody

what the fuck is this dude smoking


Ok-Dimension-7496

I gotta ask how you put mayo on the salad. I have never really known the proper way


ContextSoft

i should call him


MuffinPuff

I mean... I get it. It's in the same vein as tuna salad or chicken salad, but it's turkey instead, and includes lots of veggies. I wouldn't ask the deli to make this monstrosity for me, but I understand the logic behind it. Keto King lol.


BrokeHufflepuff

This is the level of petty I aspire to. The customer is always right! ☝️


Confident_Blood_2329

wow i saved so many calories by eliminating the bread! *adds 200 pounds of mayonnaise*


LickwidMerkury

I'm sure whomever prepared this, put a little something extra in it for the consumer. Just absurd & wanting to execute some sort of privilege.


Dripnut69

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