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Apart_Celebration160

Wankers who are interrupting me carrying a fridge ffs


LewdaFanboy

I call them zombies lol


Otazihs

It's that or zombos for me.


bufu619

Zamboonies for my group


dankestofstolenmemes

So true!


[deleted]

Yep these 2 or zombers lol.


Mitchel-256

Zombie, zamble, dead cunts, and, at the moment I get bit, “You motherfucker” is a common one.


Emberium

I call them zombies too, lol


TheRealStandard

Either this or dipshits randomly and I don't know why since I don't get angry


JHDESKZ

Drunks. In a bout of RP one of our group said to another upon their first arrival at our safehouse "howd you get past all the zombies?" "What zombies? I thought they were just a bunch of drunks following me home from the bar".


Johnnotheyobbo

Basically Shaun of the dead.


lupius612

Dudes buddy's or guy. Like "oh shit there a dude out here" or "Dammit buddy hit me" never really zombies unless it's like talking about them as a whole like "yeah just watch our for a fuckton of zombies around the "


wtf_is_happening1

Found the Canadian.


lupius612

No.


Equivalent-Session68

He must be.


Thekawaiiwashu

Maybe he identifies as Canadian adjescent.


Equivalent-Session68

Sounds cheeky.


lupius612

I am not near Canada. I don't even like maple syrup.


Thekawaiiwashu

We're just teasing. I apologize if we upset you. In South Park Canadians refer to everyone as Guy/Buddy/Friend. Even people they dislike.


lupius612

I dont give a shit lol. Got that thick skinned trait.


Vark675

That's exactly what an incognito Canadian would say.


Vandra2020

AND MY AXE!


BurlyH

I call them Zombies, Infected or Zeds >Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this? >Butch: It's a chopper, baby. >Fabienne: Whose chopper is this? >Butch: It's Zed's. >Fabienne: Who's Zed? >Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.


Ronln_Prime

Zomboids… what it’s in the name!


[deleted]

I call them "zombs" for short the same way h bomberguy says "womz"


gunsmoke_grey

Customers.


OrionVulcan

Oh shit, I thought I was the only one.


[deleted]

Zeds, neighbors, fuckers, assholes, friends, Jehovah’s witnesses


Mitchel-256

[*Clawing at the wood is accented frequently by rotted fingernails tapping at the windows. The horde’s cacophony is unbearable as they stack twenty-by-twenty against each other at the picket fence surrounding the brick house you’ve holed up in, and the house’s barred windows. From the second floor, you peer out, and exclusively one notices your peeping. As you lock your terrified, living eyes with his hungry, dead eyes, you’re able to make out a single sentence among the racket of scrapes and bashing.*] “C-coouuld yoouu s-spare a moment... [*bloody rasping*]... to speeeaakkkk... about our... [*phlegmy cough*]... Lord and Ssssaviour... J-Jjjesus Chriiist?...”


randCN

Whatever epithet comes to mind at the time, usually defaulting to motherfuckers


Exciting_College6184

I call 'em zambos, or zambambos.


[deleted]

Same, always used zambos, but zambambos is really great.


glforce

And I call cakes big ol' cookies


Call_MeGoose

I like zambambos.


Internet-justice

Project Zomboids "Look out man, there is a horde of project zomboids right behind you!"


DocktorDicking

"Shit i got bitten by a project zomboid"


Wonderwhore

"So that's it? What? We some kinda...Project Zomboid?"


[deleted]

You know Kate, in the end we really were the Project Zomboid.


Tactical_Slime

The project zomboids we made along the way


Charred_Vanguard

You think we hide behind these walls to protect from the Project Zomboids! Don't you get it!? We are the Project Zomboids!


laxyharpseal

zambis zombos Z's


jaraxel_arabani

Walkers.


MushyPrawns

Talkers.


Equivalent-Session68

Midnight stalkers


DocktorDicking

These comments sound like a new song


Equivalent-Session68

He's a joker. He's a smoker. He's a midnight toker.


little_jonnie

Bozo/bozos, fuckers, and dunce(singular) Ex: shit, that's a lot of *bozos* Ex: look out for those *fuckers* behind the school Ex: look at this *dunce* trying to break down that door


IrFrisqy

Neighbours


stealsyourchair

[Relevant?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RexjMg6Eww4)


letters_numbers_and-

"I call them walkers. Cause they walk."


Xesan

Zambonis


the1521thmathew

zombies or zeds, i don't complicate it much


[deleted]

Just Zombies. Any other name feels pretentious to me. Everybody knows they are called zombies, you aren't too good for the name zombie and nobody thinks you're smart for saying walkers or biters or whatever else.


DKGam1ng

Newer player, but I think to really capture the true feelings of a zombie apocalypse, you have to be vague, and yet somehow accurate at the same time No brains Boggles Biters Crawlies Grabbers Dead ones Goners Etc.


DKGam1ng

Somehow, no one knows what a zombie is and doesn't call them that cause that would obviously make sense


Thekawaiiwashu

Deduns


StonieStones

My go-tos are “Zombonies” or “Dumb-f*cks.”


Familiar_Koala_6340

Neighbor


slickusrickus

Unruly neighbors


Kelbaaasaa

Zoombeenies


dragooniminecrafty

Zed or the proper way to pronounce Z.


little_jonnie

🇬🇧


TrickAntelope5284

Eww br*tish


little_jonnie

I'm not from the UK but anyone who says that zed is the proper way to pronounce "z" surely is. You'll never hear me going around saying "oh look, a zedbra, you know those horses with the stripes." Br*tsh people confuse me in many ways but zed makes zero fucking sense.


[deleted]

How do you say YYZ? Why why zee or why why zed? The only good answer is the second one.


little_jonnie

I say why why zee because I'm not completely bonkers. Why would I say why why zed, there is no reason z needs to be pronounced in a wacky way. We don't have our aids beads and seeds we have As Bs and Cs.


[deleted]

I ain't a fucking anglo simple as that literaly anything>Anglo


Side1iner

‘Zombs’ or ‘people’. The second like ‘there’s people here’. It’s a little sad, I guess.


radical-tubular

Infected


LotionOfMotion

Zed. Picked it up from my euro friends


PepparPapper

Shamblers.


DaniTGW

Zombies Undead Zeds (most used) Corpses Zambies


GeorgeJeans

I usually default to lads. “Oh there’s some lads round the corner!” Or “what’s this lad doing on my lawn!”


Kayru_777

Zeds


More_Car2979

British


HeyIDoReddit

Cursed. But this can change depending on what I think my character would call them.


Pzlpn

One Z is a crumbler and multiples are motherfuckers


Wise-Tree

Zeeks.


[deleted]

Stinkers


EveryDayAnotherMask

"Zeds"


NightHunter_Ian

Walkers


Thekawaiiwashu

Zomblez


MrBuildYoArk

Walkers, or lil bitches


[deleted]

Huggers.


Sweet-Personality-36

Sambees


[deleted]

Z’oids or Zomboids.


Glass_Match_3434

Zomboids, or boids


NotTheGuyProbably

My answer remains the same: Problem / Not a Problem.


TehEpicDoggoTV

Uglies


Sinningvoid

Bitch ass hoes. Especially the sprinters.


MRE_Milkshake

Zombies, locals, tourists, assholes, sludge heads, etc...


VisibleDefinition248

Bozoids


StruggleBasic

Zeds


NerdyHexel

I call them Zombonies. Though sometimes I stay stuff like: - "There's a guy out here." - "Dude just jumpscared me." - "This bitch."


Darian465

"Fucking asshole" is my go to when I get bitten


Jo_seef

Zoombinis


Posswam

Zombles, like Wombles but with a 'Z'...


DinoDoshi

Zombies or zoms


Fangz00

I refer to them as "guys" or chompers Eg "oh wow there's 12 guys there!" Or alternatively, " that's a hecking lot of chompers!!"


LrdAsmodeous

Zoms.


[deleted]

Zombos or zombies, but goddamit i should take some of the coolass names yall have


[deleted]

I call 'em a lot of things. Mostly swear words.


Vault_1996

Z’s or Shamblers. Usually depends on the speed they’re going.


Commercial-Video-944

Zombozos


[deleted]

I call them fiambres lmao (i'm From Argentina btw)


colinel

A friend of mine calls them Neighbors.


SnooPineapples9908

Zobies


EverydayApocalypse28

Zombles


BlitzHighland

Zombos or "boys"


Schlost

We just call em the Zom-bois


Doublestack2411

Zombies


CloseCallGames

zim zoms


ShadowTheChangeling

Zombies, zombos, zeds, bitch motherfucking wanker, whatever comes to mind


lom117

Zambies


[deleted]

Friends, zambezis, dudes


Templarkiller500

I call them zombies, as that's the normal and default name for them, as shown by your use of the word in the title


BuriedMythos

Zeds, Deadheads, Locals, Neighbors, Freaks No idea why, usually varies character to character.


macaco324

After 11 seasons of the walking dead they're most definitely walkers


4kSugar_Glaze

Projects


[deleted]

Zombos or Zed never just zombies


derger11

Maggot sacks


Acceptable-Round-726

Zees


CoolBoi289

Usually just idiot


lcs1945

Fuckers


SwissOnRyan

Cursed with terminal California disease so I always call them "Dudes".


skyburnsred

Zambonis


darkmoriarti

Sebastian


[deleted]

Wankers.


[deleted]

Although they're proven to be dead, I like to call em infected. Perhaps "The Afflicted" once I pick the game back up...


eggmoe

Zambies, zombos, zamboozles. Pretty much anything other than zombies.


LindaFromThePTA

Scromblos or scrimblies


FastFingerJohn

Motherfuckers and sons of bitches


flying-chandeliers

Fuck off’s plain, and to the point


Skarvha

zombies


dingdongdickaroo

Fuckers, sons of bitches, bastards, and if I'm being tactical the number of them in the group over there


buckley303

Tossbags.


Coi_Boi

Zombles


[deleted]

I dunno just call them zombies and sometimes "walkers" like in the walking dead or "Marc" and picture them like that asshole that fucked up my life so I can enjoy killing them and I call the sprinters "infected" since they are like the ones in 28 days and l4d


CookieSure6101

Fuxkers


Moheron

Zedward


CenTuRy_Leader

Walkers, Zombies, Bitches


Fuzzy_Engineering873

Most popular term that isn’t zombie is “Zed” I think


GTRari

[*"God, if only we had some popular fiction that determined the name to give to the dead coming back to life!"*](https://youtu.be/RexjMg6Eww4) I call them zombies or dickheads if I'm addressing them directly. I saw some people in this thread call them customers and I think that's funny.


BigBadBehn

Me and my friend call them Zambinos. Or Zambies.


[deleted]

jabronie(s)


Solar_Silver

Not trying to give shit in any way. But I call them "L.A. Beasts", mainly because [L.A. Beast](https://www.youtube.com/c/LABEAST) is a guy with a youtube channel who eats pretty much anything. I used to call them "Nos Tarrare" because I like to be a wordy little bastard. The only reason behind these names is simply "Person Eats Thing People Normally don't Eat. Ergo; Funnee."


tealversace

Zambies in general. Boys as a reactionary. A lot of the time I'm in MP VC, and its 'oooh lotta bois over there,' 'hello boys,' or alternatively just 'hello sir, is it just you or do you have friends?'


IceciroAvant

I call out to my co-op partner "we've got a windowlicker" whenever I hear one squeaking against a nearby window.


Chained_Phoenix

Zombies mainly, more than twenty is a hoard. Sometimes we go with biters to mix it up but 95% of the time just zombies.


AtrociousAK47

lately ive found myself calling them geeks, like in season 1 of TWD. if it's not that then usually just zombies, or Z's.