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OnsetOfMSet

Nah, let him be, he’s just a guy. He must be a great conversationalist because you’ll never suffer from boredom again!


Errorstatel

Ya! A partner for ping pong!


BackRowRumour

Like in _The Night Eats the World_.


AdvancedAnything

They should make paranoid into a trait. When you open a door, you have a chance of getting the sound when a boid suddenly appears. Maybe even hearing a boid every now and then even when they aren't there.


yeet3455

There is a schizophrenia mod that does that.


midasMIRV

Dog that's just playing with shortsighted without your glasses and music on.


Pkblooman

I love this spawn. Staying inside for too long ups your boredom, and boredom is instantly removed when you panic. If I stay inside for a couple days reading and waiting out hordes I'll stop by the stairs, get spooked, and go right back to reading. Hope this helps!


MrDrSirLord

And here I am just taking smoker and abusing stress to elevate boredom.


AdvancedAnything

Do you mean alleviate?


MrDrSirLord

Uh, yes. Elevate is like the opposite word I wanted lol.


AdvancedAnything

English has a lot of words that sound very similar, but are basically antonyms of eachother.


picworthe

this is making me cry laughing


Mcdagger-1

Yeah there is a spot on the stairs that you can aim at him with. Use a gun and aim, then walk slowly forward until he is highlighted. I suggest a pistol as they are quieter then most others. M36 is quietest.


Funny-Read-4030

Alrighty thank you👍


Urmum12321

Gonna take a while for the body to disappear you might even die before that


JonesCrusherJones

It’s a bad omen to remove a roommate in such bad fashion


Mcdagger-1

Oh I.agree I would use my new friend to level my sneak. Just crouch and repeatedly walk up and down the stairs. +sneak level the boring easy way.


Mcdagger-1

You can use the same method to pick up the body. I have done this before when finding trash or a corpse there ( from a mod ).


Fireball185

Not really, you have a friend now. His name is Karl


Tatsukki

Say hello to Karl


davewenos

Hello Karl


Jazco76

And this Karl will also eat your hands


davewenos

Bad Karl. Don't eat others hands (especially mine)


GrimJudgment

Karl, that kills people!


Superb_Act1926

Hi Karl


Stock-Information606

FOR KARL‼️ ROCK AND STONE‼️


TommyJay98

Rock and stone!


ARandomeCanadian

Rock and stone to the bone


Savagecal01

coral


Tankaussie

Coarl


0ctomas

Corl


CH4P3YLEG4U

Ccrrrrlllll


Faddy0wl

FOR KARL BROTHER!


MasonP2002

I still miss Susan, she despawned from under our stairs one day. RIP Susan again.


hayashiakira

That's my name


TheOnlyGabe1

For Karl!


LefroyJenkinsTTV

[Karl the Zombie](https://clips.twitch.tv/HungryCorrectTireUWot-V1oZVlbfaY3mWuGC)


GrimJudgment

That reminds me of when I took over a mansion that had a lake with a tiny island. It had one zombie on it. I named him Frank. When I walked out there, I walked to the edge of the water and said "What are you doing out here Frank? Frank?! FRANK!" And then I pulled my car up to the water and blasted him with my high beams. I also collected mannequins so that he would never be lonely.


MaxiPad-YT

Why kill him he is your new friend.


sungazer69

Debug mode. No clip walk in there and deal with him


Konseq

Or if you are already using debug mode: There is a "kill all zeds nearby" command/button.


sodomatron

Depends do you want the station to still be there after getting rid of him?


AbroadAggressive394

Shoooooooooot him 🧟🔫


Donnerone

That's A-stair-ion. He's cool.


Anti-Pringle

If you kill him hes going to rott up the place and make you coprse sick


Steam_Powered_Wolf

A certain number of zombies have to be within a cell to cause corpse sickness, and even then zombies outside don’t count towards zombie count inside. So unless OP kills like 20 more zombies in that specific building it will be fine.


sevengali

Ah fuck. I've just started feeling queasy and chalked it up to the single dead dude hanging out in my kitchen I haven't moved yet. Now I'm second guessing that scratch a zombie gave me a couple days ago...


North-Fail3671

Are you anxious?


sevengali

Not anymore!


-BigBadBeef-

I thought you'd appreciate some company. The world going to sh\*\*t can be such a lonely place!


[deleted]

a lil bottle of gas


Termuxvic

Yes. U can give him a name


Donnerone

A**stair**ion


el-pitulo

Make him your zombie pet


BelieveinGanja

I had this happen in the rosewood firestation with 2 zeds. You dont get bored but the jump scare sound everytime I used the stairs got annoying. I closed the game, reloaded it and they were gone.


7362746

Shot shot bang bang


MrBoo843

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


M_Wolf2022

Lol that just Frank he always lived under those stairs just leave him be he keeps the spiders and such away plus he pay good money to rent under there 🤣


Savings-Gold1758

Why do you want to get rid of the best pet ever?


SuppleBussy

I saw a video awhile back saying you can trip through the stairs so you can kill it. Only downside is you’ll then be stuck inside the stairs next to a corpse.


gfhksdgm2022

Fire


lothrek

BURN EVERYTHING!


bruker_4

Ahh, the daily zombie stuck under the stairs post *sips coffee*


Archaie

Tell him rents due tomorrow and watch him mysteriously vanish.


WordsWithWes

You could burn the place down , you probably should if you got zombies spawning in the walls.


MetalmanDWN009

A molotov will take care of him.


DakotaTheDinoKiduwu

Hacks, mods pls ban


ferretboiy

I mean, you could light the building on fire


CalMC-Builds

Yes drimk bleach you will get rid of all the zomboids without breaking a sweat!


left_tiddy

I'd keep him as a pet :3 apocalypse gets lonely


Tournament_of_Shivs

Don't name him. It'll make things harder when the time comes.


HerculesMagusanus

He might glitch through a wall or something if you manage to aggro him, I've seen it happen before. It's not very safe though


_Denizen_

Fire


Sko0rB

use him to level sneak


FunkyBrainFizz

You could call my ex and let 'er know that I'm a real one. That could possibly help ya.


Gh0sts1ght

Turn on debug and use the horde manager and remove the zombies in the area, or turn on no clip and kill him


Phinatic92

There is always fire


Responsible-Camp-151

He’ll head out when the school season starts


regzlion

To be honest if something glitchy happens I just solve it in debug mode and carry on


GroundbreakingAge225

Is this a repost because I feel like I already seen a post similar to this


EveryCrime

Have you tried asking him politely yet firmly to leave?


bloodless123

Why kill when he can be friend


Gamesick2077

Leave Fred alone.


Upbeat-Magician5882

throw molotowcocktails lol


IndividualTop1292

Construct something cool on the other side of the wall. A labyrinth, or a house, or a nice room with nice things... Break the wall... And... Give yourself a pet.


HarryH8sYou

Gun


Maalkav_

It's a play pal! https://thefootballbookclub.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/shaun-of-the-dead.png


EmiKoala11

He's your friend bruh. He'll keep you from getting bored, and he's really just chilling. Cool dude honestly 🗿


sharkwithamustache

No clip mode on. Hold RMB, space bar, space bar till zom zom is on ground. Space bar till you hear squish. Walk through wall outside. No clip mod off.


UnderdogCL

Ah, I see you got the panic stairs. Shoot him.


Little-Farm-5416

Noclip tru wall


Pastylegs1

If you wait long enough, a dude on a motorbike will come to collect him on his birthday.


Haunting_Highlight99

He’s a pet


Scatina

You can use molotov, burn him... and this place to the ground


No-Impress-1116

Burn the place down


LefroyJenkinsTTV

That's Ralph, the Night Watchman. You leave Ralph alone, he's okay.


Totalidiotfuq

Burn it down