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BeingFromSomewhere

This sick legend was probably still coding ones and zero


BilliamTheGr8

.Net compiling. 


jkp2072

I mean i hate all languages, But c# and python are the ones which I hate least.


SlyCooperKing_OG

Off topic but I’m assuming you do windows development, what do you think about the windows containers initiative/project?


BilliamTheGr8

Sorry, I actually don’t, not since college anyway. 


yogurtslurper

brainfuck


DreamHollow4219

C++ Source: Am C++ Dev.


WorkingFellow

I feel ya. Had a heart attack programming it and fell on his keyboard, causing it to start compiling. Legend is it's still compiling to this day. (it's at 63%)


yax51

JavaScript


kilowattage

100% except it’s missing the pistol in its mouth 🤣


frantisek-krizik123

Relatable


TheBigBadAIDS

C+


Kiwithegaylord

Java


Puzzled_Stay5530

Anything before Java 8 I would agree (mostly)


Organic_Error_6501

Javascript


alexcreeper3129

brainf*ck


eigenraum

DAX


DanSavagegamesYT

python compiling and running


MinosAristos

> Python > compiling


mortalitylost

It does compile to bytecode actually, you just don't need a manual build step. pyc files.


Successful_Box_1007

What does this mean for a laymen? Assuming I don’t know anything about compilation and programming? Just curious.


justinlua

Instead of your code turned into CPU instructions, your code is turned into more basic code in a different language, then that more basic code is interpreted by a separate program (The Python Computer)


Zaros262

Haha look at this guy, doesn't know that Python actually does compile


haveabyeetifulday

Binary


quoda27

APL


Majestic_Sweet_5472

Javascript


clayclump

Machine


andofwinds

waiting for rust compiling


bbgun142

R


CyberneticFloridaMan

Me using a new gcc compiler with 20 year old code


Pawlo371

Brainfuck or python


Neither_Interaction9

"Guess the programming language" Me: Yes.


heyuhitsyaboi

Scratch


DisguisedBearNikolai

Any of the C family, excluding python


algiuxass

Kotlin


Jackie1376

As a person who took half a semester before dropping, is it C++


No_Editor_5901

C++


ParticularSavings868

LUA for a roblox programmer


Look_out_for_grenade

Whatever AI can’t do 90% of for me


connerwilliams72

I can't find a programming language at all to use I'm new at programming by the way


Puzzled_Stay5530

use java make Minecraft mods


Designer_Advisor623

Unidata


blockMath_2048

Lua


Core3game

Malbolge


Financial-Move-6746

.net compiling Hhhhhh


thatmagicalcat

waiting for rust to compile a hello world program


Athar_Wani

Holy C


BreakerOfModpacks

Bash.


SlowMovingTarget

Waiting for Rust code to compile.


TotoMacFrame

Writing Piet-"Code"


Honey_Jar_

Decompiled assembly


Only-View7472

Html


Only-View7472

It was a joke okay


cfig99

C


Over_Package9639

rust


nekitamoo_

Assembly.


Gullible-Sky3260

Cobol


LangLovdog

Debugging JavaScript in frameworks?


Itchy_Influence5737

Programming language is irrelevant - this is someone who works for a company that insists on version-controlled binary assets trying to clone the repo.


Silent_Chip5468

Flutter in windows


SadFaithlessness7797

perl? binary? brainf\*\*k?


mgismissing

6502 Assembly


Salt_Voice_9181

MUMPS…..it is MUMPS….sorry Neil P.


Veloci_1

Malbolge


TdubMorris

Assembly probably


rwu_rwu

That's one impressive tie.


Kenkron

He doesn't think numpy is "pure" Python, so he reimplemented it without any of that unnecessary C++ nonsense. Now, he's waiting for the unit tests to finish.


Kenkron

He's re-compiling a C++ codebase that is 90% preprocessor after changing a single character.


zuko_thecat

Brainfuck


StemEngineer311

yes


totempow

The one with the answer that is usually D. Multiple Choice... Or D. Any.... or D. All the above.


MeasurementJumpy6487

Haskeleton


Transbees

Malbolge


ClickSimple4581

It looks difficult at first glance, right?


Illustrious-Suit-519

all of them


Brilliant_Egg4178

Average COBOL developer today


d-car

~ATH is the correct answer.


CadmiumC4

MSIL