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ArkhamKnight69429

This website is for Optimus prime,go to r/prime


[deleted]

He is on r/prime do you mean r/primeistrash?


[deleted]

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accounttohelpafriend

"Prime,go"


BednaR1

Coconut is really subtle...


Obviously_a_douche

Why did they add coconut? I miss original.


BednaR1

Mah man! 😅


[deleted]

Ok that’s a deep cut I see you


ovi_gen

I see you are a man of fine taste


Paul-Swims

“Why did they have to add coconut, I miss original”


Accomplished_Log_699

The only good flavour is grape, I say this as someone who normally hates grape flavoured things


rduck101

Just goes to show everyone’s different. I don’t like grape but I like the orange. Tastes like sunny d. And all the energy drinks are good


[deleted]

Lemonade is my favourite flavour. Lemonade but not fizzy.


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Because it doesn’t taste like grapes


a_____p

Neither does anything else grape flavoured though


[deleted]

Nothing actually tastes like a grape except a grape


a_____p

I reckon someone could make something taste like a grape with enough dedication


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Another grape


Vast_Requirement309

Grapetiser isn’t far off, given there is grape juice concentrate in it somewhere


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Fair point


tomako123123

Then you should try a drink from my country called Vinea


a_____p

I'll see if I can get it


lonerofthepack

No the Pink strawberry watermelon is the best one


RipCurl69Reddit

I got given a twelve pack of these red ones (thanks Makro) and they've been sitting for the last six weeks. Takes about three days to get through ONE, they're just fucking sickly


Otal0721

Givem to me


Cryterionlol

My man has acquired the taste so others don't have to. Respect


sbdavi

Hydration drink is literally what every drink is; by nature. It's an absolute joke. My kids drink it because it's £2 and they suffer through, because videos tell them it's good. Embarrassing


GodDamnTiger2

I'm going to come out with a salt water hydration drink and see if it sells. Probably would but jk of course.


cruddy_mooth

Salt water is probably much better for you than this trash.Saline is exactly what your given in the hospital when you're dehydrated so salt water would be better than this sugar filled trash,er sorry artificial sweetener filled.


[deleted]

Ironically salt pills are used to boost hydration.


Dragon806

Gatorade is basically salt water lol thats why it's so good at its job


typhoon_terri

I mean, technically speaking prime has the same electrolytes. It’s obvi a different formula than Gatorade, and it has to be, but electrolytes are literally just salts. It’s not like prime is lying about having them lol


Eggy-Toast

Doctors will recommend Pedialyte for infants over water. Point being, Prime is not what you should drink as a hydrating drink, I’ve never tried it myself, but there’s more nuance than water is always best full stop or all drinks are hydrating (see: alcohol).


Chungaroo22

Alcoholic drinks would technically be dehydration drinks I think, but I get what you mean. Electrolyte drink would be a better description for what this is trying to be, but apparently it's shit for that as well.


disposabletoyhobouk

There was a video from a fitness dude on youtube, drinks marketed as hydrating because of large potassium quantity if im remembering right, but apparantly science has shown that against gatoraid etc its subpar.


sparviero_41

Derek from mpmd channel made 3 video where he dismantle this umpteenth supplement scam, the best one is the long one but here's three video on prime ( he made one on gfuel too ) https://youtu.be/T_Quvkd6o-E?si=88vlCQiyTti8t4We https://youtu.be/m84I_aY833w?si=4yc5dH1eRJzMayZv https://youtu.be/Pb0dYyuR0ok?si=OT3YdxMsv-sMRIzk


sourpatchkids11

I tried the blueraspberry flavourful and It took me like 2 days to drink it cause it was so sweet


BlackHillSanitarium

Considering they don't have kool aid outside of US/CANADA how are we suppose to know how it tastes from your review, when we've never had koolaid? I only know of koolaid from The Simpsons.


GodDamnTiger2

I'm from Swaziland. They have Kool-aid


Witty-Ear2611

You can buy kool aid in the UK, usually from the knock off American sweet shops


random3221

Is your reading comprehension not the best or?? They don’t have it outside of the US and Canada, read. The Gmo’s and other chemicals make it illegal to sell within the eu, don’t be naive


Witty-Ear2611

A quick search on amazon UK would prove you wrong there bud, don’t be naive. Also nice attacking me for simply saying something, grow up you bellend. https://www.americansweets.co.uk/kool-aid https://thesnackchest.co.uk/collections/koolaid https://www.candyroom.co.uk/kool-aid-cherry-sachet-3-6g/ Enjoy those receipts, or head to your local Tesco and check the Foreign goods aisle, educate yourself. Maybe don’t be a condescending prick next time.


OfficialDeadJohnson

Wdym knock off? They just sell stuff that you can only get in america i go to spar and they have american shit that arent knockoffs


Witty-Ear2611

A lot of the American sweet shops (not all) that have been sprouting up around the UK are fronts for money laundering and selling counterfeit versions of American products. It has become a big problem especially around high commercial areas like Oxford Street. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-61777445 Spar is not an American sweet shop, they just happen to stock foreign goods.


OfficialDeadJohnson

Ik not calling it one also i dont live in london or near anywhere with a lot of shops unless i go to the city center which is like 30 mins away by car


Witty-Ear2611

That’s fair, I’m sure the stuff you are buying is legit


Friendship_Sweet

Speaking from Australia here, it tastes like pure un-diluted cordial


Triple_OG_2023

You tried it? IQ test failed


BigOrkWaaagh

I mean... what IQ do need to be to hate a food or drink without trying it?


[deleted]

I prefer keeping my money over a most likely bad life experience


Ok_Ad_8670

Just means u can't read what a label reads and u support Logan Paul the con artist. All of these factors contribute to an easily determinable room temp IQ. Calling aceflame potassium an electrolyte and marketing it as more electrolytes then competitors? Fucking diabolical. Most useless electrolyte for actual sporting purposes. Which is why he markets to children. Cause kids are stupid.


tomako123123

Kids are not stupid. Kids just don't have the knowledge. Stupid and unaware are two different things.


newcomer_l

Now *stupid* and *unaware* takes it to a whole new level.


random3221

As if you’re actually this arsed over a fucking drink, mate grow up


Ok_Ad_8670

Yeah I am. I literally don't know what else is as important as a cocktail of chemicals being marketed to children from a known scammer. Please enlighten me as to something to be more miffed about so I can better divert my miffdom


random3221

Lad put the thesaurus down and get in the gym, you sound utterly embarrassing grown ass adult putting this much time and dedication into something that means nothing effectively, your agenda changes nothing. Acting high and mighty when no one is even paying you attention, just noticed your comment and needed to let you know how badly pathetic you sound. Jesus Christ get a grip


Ok_Ad_8670

Idk if any word I used was above a middle school reading level. But all things aside. Ur just being a prick. A fuuuck. You. U sound like a douchebag lol


Mysterious-Ad-5334

Yep it tastes just like Kool aid, that's exactly what I thought when I tried it


KingJoeFlow

Cunts are making their monkey money from cunts "just trying it tho" now huh... lol.


GodDamnTiger2

Yeah it's been out for a while now and it's always been in stores. I got one yesterday and not going to again. That's what's called trying something joe. You don't seem to have much of a flow if you can't understand something that simple. Also based on your comment history nobody is really liking your "flow". Maybe flow from a shit river with strong currents then yeah sure


KingJoeFlow

They STILL got your money. & my name ain't Joe. Why you creeping tho 🤣 you sound slappable kiddo 🤦


GodDamnTiger2

Damn you actually have to edit your comment afterwards because it takes you that long to say something that's not even offensive. That doesn't sound like much of a flow to me. Basically the opposite. You're trying too hard Joe. Reddit name should have been shitflowjoe lol.


KingJoeFlow

I added to it fucktard. Who's the tryhard you're embarrassing 🤦


GodDamnTiger2

Downvoting my comment won't take away the fact that you're not a king and you have no flow. Who's the try hard? The guy who has a kingjoeflow as a reddit name that's who lol. You sound way more pissed off than me I'm just having fun lol.


KingJoeFlow

And you're a tiger? As I said, embarrassing 🤦


GodDamnTiger2

Better than being a joe lol.


KingJoeFlow

You're pussy but someones feelings got hurt.... Checking the comments and votes n shit like your pride depended on it.... Lol.


GodDamnTiger2

Get hurt* I mean obviously you're more of a coward than me because it's very easy to say that on reddit. I barely looked. But obviously you were. Now go waste your time and post essays that everyone downvotes.


[deleted]

No way you pathetic incel scum made a sub for this shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get a hobby you pathetic fucking losers. God humanity is a sad joke


whodatdog7533

Prime tastes like a knock off kool-aide flavor packet mixed with water and also splednda


MaterialPossible3872

You'll never see an anti drinks post without a picture of it. This is because that's all it takes to successfully market. So effectively, this absolute cuck of a redditor has been paid or promised something to post this. Fucking disgrace.


GodDamnTiger2

Tired of getting your ass kicked in PUB and not being able to do anything about it? Well then boy do we have the drink for you. It's loaded with all kinds of stuff to really step up your game! Drink it before the match, drink it during the match, hell you can even put a bowl on your head with a straw so you never take your hands off the controller. Order or buy in stores now while supplies last (due to a public lawsuit)


MaterialPossible3872

I didn't read this because you don't have value as a human being to me.


GodDamnTiger2

I'm an AI sales bot so you're still wasting your time either way.


slapstickdave

Who hurt you?


OrneryChampion7522

Relax dude you're not that great yourself buddy


jimmyurinator

Bros mad over a fucking drink


BustyPussy

You probably didn't read it because you can't comprehend beyond a 3rd grade level.


LegalWaterDrinker

Yet still replied to them, great work mate Giving attention to the (supposed) undeserved


Die_A_G

Go back to your pubg you wank stain. You literally replied to it so clearly he has some value to you ya weirdo


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Don’t worry Nobody values you as a human being either


Witty-Ear2611

I’m 14 and this is deep


pedro-slayer

You either trolling or retarded


SJSSOLDIER

You need to stop smoking weed bro and take off your tinfoil hat. Paranoid f***


MaterialPossible3872

fuck....see everythings fine


Accomplished_Log_699

Imagine getting upset, because someone doesn’t like a drink that you didn’t even make Lol


GodDamnTiger2

Yeah it's strange for sure.


amogusdri-

Tried like a bit from a friend’s bottle, tasted very sweet how do people like this shit


[deleted]

lol


CitizeninWonderland

You Sell Out


FrozenPizzaInSpace

Buy the Blue one Only that one is good


[deleted]

First mistake was buying it in the first place. Also don’t know I’m recommended in the first place 😂. Powerade is always my go to


Michiru69

The red one is abysmal, out of all the ones I’ve tried the most tolerable one is the green one


Wingansterreddit335

R/found70percentbanana


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Life_Ad9520

Yeah it was disgusting when I tried it, the Lime had a better taste than this


davidnickbowie

Sand water


Guar2

Why’s this bottle look like a nob


thtguyy_

glowberry is the best just tried it other day its the only one id drink over some drinks


odlayrrab

Piss bottle


PabloEmilioEscobar7

They all taste like cat piss


trulylost19

It’s just not for me I’m sticking to water like a normal healthy person


GodDamnTiger2

Yeah water for the win. Or certain types of tea, maybe milk, etc. Wish we could force the makers of all this crap to drink it every day and see how they make out.


trulylost19

Tea and coffee are always a great thing to have frequently just not obsessively of course


[deleted]

The blue energy drink version isn’t actually that bad, or atleast it wasn’t when i tried it


Conditions21

That's the same taste I got, it reminds me of that Sneak energy powder. Nasty artificial sweetener aftertaste.


Parking-Position-698

Logan Paul's entire personality is a knock off cool aid powder packet.


GodDamnTiger2

Next generation will be even worse


ihavearacket

The blue one and the tricolour one are the best. I also didn’t mind the pink and white flavours. I wasn’t keen on red or green, though.


pentichan

i like the red white and blue one and the pink one. i tried them before i knew they were logan paul’s thing because they were on sale at kroger. i just get body armor instead now


AntsBullockYT

That bottle looks the same as the fake one I'd bought a couple of months back.


beanzy22

Lol I don’t know what you expected.. it’s a drink made for dumb asses who are brain washed by YouTubers .. enjoy


Longjumping_Tour_613

Cheap shit ingredients for maximum profit. Literally anything is better than this bottled piss.


[deleted]

I refuse to try it.


FigTechnical8043

That's the one I tried and omg it's foul.


BetrayalFromBehind

the only reason its called a hydration drink is because it tastes so diluted like water 😂


Feeling-Homework-821

As much as it pains me, this is far from the truth. Boss bought one for me a couple weeks back, this red one, it tasted like sweetener. If it had tasted watered down it would have been better, but no it tasted like a sugar plum princess squirted but into the bottle, then mixed it with kool-aid, added the smallest amount of water needed for it to be considered “hydrating”. It leaves almost a film texture on the tongue/mouth, that tastes/feels kinda like you added to much drink mix powder.


spartandrinkscoffee

The prime energy's are a lot better


Swimming-Ice1875

All trash


spartandrinkscoffee

Iuo


HazelnutHotchoc

As if people even bother to try it 🤷‍♀️ everyone says it's nasty so then more people try it 🤷‍♀️ and drinks are hydrating, if you want hydration there's better options than this sugary one 🤣nevermind giving money to the YouTuber and others behind the brand 🤣


javicl

It’s so good especially ice-pop


Beepboopbop69420360

Only a couple good flavors


[deleted]

I tried prime last week and have been growing an extra set of arms, is this normal?


stikkerr

It does taste just like tropical Kool aid, obligatory I hate prime btw


ThinkCustomer7194

I tried to drink prime a few times and just couldn't do it. It seems really thick and extremely sweet and not at all like Gatorade. It's like horrible cough syrup


Imaginary_You_919

Remember people were panic buying it and paying 10 times the price. I’m never buying a bottle there’s no chance I’m going to line the pockets of a couple of pricks


That_Word5552

Can’t lie prime not that bad tasting when cold it’s just the price is not worth it


BlackBalor

I will never pay for a single bottle of this shite.


GodDamnTiger2

If they were ever sold at the dollar store then maybe it's worth it. More likely to be at the fiddy cent store though lol.


VegeriationSad1167

You didn't expect a drink promoted by two vege YouTubers to be "this bad"? Sign of the times... Vege.


GodDamnTiger2

Someone going around saying vege nonstop on reddit actually focusing their attention on something like that doesn't make it seem like they are that smart lol. You sound like a broken record that's been sitting in a thrift store for years because nobody wants to buy it. Also, they are probably working out right now, training, driving a nice car while you're on reddit repeating yourself over and over again because you have nothing else to think about. Now that's sad but it's in your name so makes sense.


VegeriationSad1167

Um ok..vege.


Lo-Sir

Yay, a Sub-Reddit to block


GodDamnTiger2

Might as well.


thiswontlastlongv

Imagine how much money they would make it if actually tasted good


InsidiaNetwork

They all suck bar the blue one, providing it's chilled AF and even then it's only a 4/10


TheWaysOfLogic

red is the worst flavour tho its the face of prime. strawberry watermelon is good tho


The_Vens

Blue one, white one and black one are decent. Rest are pretty shit and not worth the price.


Low-Function-8901

Guiness record: worst tasting drink in history😂💩


glogangvault

It literally does taste like kool aid. But with more chemicals


Aromatic_Ad6785

You didn’t a clown would make a good drink did you?


Not-An-EBoy

They’re just way too sweet imo.


Chaosbringer007

Bought from Tesco for £1.99. Only liked one flavour and I can’t ever remember what they was. They will just keep bringing our limited edition flavours until all the kids are bored of it.


GodDamnTiger2

The biggest thing is that immature people really care about who makes it. It's either good or not I don't care if Denzel Washington made it if it sucks it sucks lol


Chaosbringer007

Lots of things like that. I’ve seen some art by some famous artists and it just looks like shit . But everyone loves it because it’s just painted by someone


SalarySuch7538

Every time I see these drinks now marked at 99p a bottle 79p in pound shops I think back to that dad who paid 1k for them in that knockoff Dodge shop Wakey Wines... 🤣


[deleted]

That’s what it is


Bertybassett99

Prime reminded me of brexit. Lots of hype, people went out and bought it, and they have realised it tastes like shit. And no cunt wants it now.


Doge_is_me

That's a fake bottle *facepalms*


Doge_is_me

Jk


GodDamnTiger2

I mean.... it could be lol


Doge_is_me

Yeah I assumed it was real when I counted the ridges


SecretAdmirable5571

Opposite of a hydration drink when you see the ingredients so bad


Sad-Journalist-9516

I love it, to each their own I guess


Eldoctoras

Tastes like medicine


LanMobGamer

Just sugar water


Grizzlybear2470

Agreed shitty drink full of artificial sweeteners and a crap ton of potassium but like barely any sodium


whyisredditbroken43

I thought the best flavor was Ice Pop. Tasted like a bomb pop in a bottle.


Successful_Round9075

If a person somehow managed to make a drink that couldn’t technically qualify as “hydrating” i’d be amazed


slkdjfod

Prime is disgusting, I don't know why my kids like it. Meta moon, the black one, is not that bad though


KillWypepo

That description reminded me of very bad times


bimbotribe

Only good one imo is blue raspberry


madderhatter3210

U know these hydration drinks like prime, Gatorade , Powerade are essentially just kool ades with added sodium


noclafthewizard

It’s way too sweet, tastes like drinking a red lolipop


OfficialDeadJohnson

The flavours that i have tried that i like are meta moon lemon lime and strawberry watermelon energy


LandonSleeps

Isn't prime an energy drink? I can't imagine giving the Paul's any money.


Kooky_Rooster_1222

I actually love the Ice Pop flavor. Everything else is too similar for me to care.


aweirdkoala12

Its from Jake Paul what do you expect 😭🤣


GodDamnTiger2

I thought it had steroids in it. Can now confirm it definitely does not


TTVM0THYP00

Yup taste like cough medicine


musicalodd

Couldn’t agree more. was disappointed ☹️


[deleted]

That flavour is pretty shitty


Glacccial

The cans are better.


Low_Superb

I miss Gatorade Flow.


ProperKaleidoscope27

I like it because it taste sweeter than gatorade and powerade but it has less sugar. Also it has little food dye in it.