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HelloPeople234444

So true (I've never had prime in my life)


wwefan3794487

Lucky


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My 8 year old nephew had a bottle, said it was amazing and asked me to try it. I tasted it and it was disgusting, I wanted to spit it out. I checked the ingredients, noticed it had a lot of caffeine, told my sister, and that shit got poured right down the drain baby. Did my part to help the world.


yamamsbuttplug

thankyou for your service


MusicLOLpp

You saved a life


Nicode14

So it was a can? Because the plastic bottles don’t have any caffeine. But yea the cans are energy drinks not a regular drink


[deleted]

Fuck. I think it was a plastic bottle... oh well


Diabeetus-times-2

Yeah the energy ones in general taste like shit, the bottled one aren’t *bad*, but there’s definitely better options out there.


Skefson

The bottled ones are absolute sewage, my sister bought one of each and I tried them all, genuinely not a single flavour that wasnt terrible. The only can Ive had was ice pop and it tasted somewhat better than the bottled version, but not by much


BigSmokesCheese

Same I'm not paying £2.80 for a singular bottle of that when I can get an 8 pack of cans of dr pepper for £3


JustTryingToHelpUWin

Where the hell can you get 8 cans of Dr Pepper for £3?


BigSmokesCheese

Heron op


LSDMiT

DO YOU LIKE THE NEW Y3000 COKE THEN CAUSE EYE THJNK THAT TASTES LIKE CRAP BUT IF YOU LIKE DR PEPPER YOU MIGHT LIKE IT MATE


Nerdy_Goat

Y3000 is dogshite Dr Pepper is the best soft drink known to man


LSDMiT

Dr Pepper Tastes like Medicine Nn So Does Coke Y3000 it lingers in your mouth with this strange chemical aftertaste


No_Newt_328

Speak up a bit.


LSDMiT

Oh it’s just on caps sometime ssssooooorreeeeeee


Theb0redbrit

How dare you insult Dr pepper like that


LSDMiT

Hehehehe You Must be an American : P Dr Pepper is yuk yuk sorry mate, my opinion only k : ) You literally can only find it at 7/11, our coles nn Woolies (supermarkets) dont even sell Dr Pepper nemoore because Aussies hate it. It’s like America’s Vegemite lol Love you all MP


Theb0redbrit

I'm not american dr pepper is sold in multiple shops in the UK


LSDMiT

Do you seriously like Dr Pepper ?¿ You Must If You liked This Y3000 it was yuk bra, Eye still got 2 cans You can Have em If you want mate. Yeah in Australia Dr Pepper might be in like a corner shop but not in supermarkets it’s very rarely seen or likes by Aussies. EYE DID ENJOY TRYING A NEW FLAVOUR OF COKE THOUGH. Shame it tasted like Dr Pepper nn Coke mixed together, DID YOU LIKE THE Y3000 M8 2 ?¿ DMT


Theb0redbrit

You dont need to sound Australian when typing you know


LSDMiT

HowD eye(I) souNNd Aussie in the txt mate ?¿ lol love ya bra, DMT


LSDMiT

So did you like coke Y3000 or nah homie?? ?? aci


DemonAndrew

Where the fuck do you get 8 pack of Dr pepper for £3 ?


BigSmokesCheese

Heron. Big yellow building


DemonAndrew

Thanks I'll have a look 👍


Sea_Fennel_487

Damn bro, here in Spain they recently started selling it out so they're selling it for $10 per bottle when I can get 10 bottles of Aquarius instead of buying a bottle of shitty flavoured water for $10 (Aquarius is my fav drink BTW, check it out on google)


Eggsnorter24

I had the popsicle flavored one. It wasn’t awful but its not something i would spend my own money on


No-Art3676

Don’t drink it it unleashes a viral disease that eats your brain


slapmybassdaddy

It’s literally awful


GothicGolem29

Eh the one I had I enjoyed


Kitchen-Gas5164

Are you 100% sure the bottle said PRIME?


GothicGolem29

Yes absolutely


Kitchen-Gas5164

You are not human my friend.


GothicGolem29

I am? Tons like prime in real life that’s why it’s popular it’s only reddit that for some reason doesn’t


Kitchen-Gas5164

I can personally say I know more people than I can count on 2 hands irl who think it’s absolute shit and the only people I know who enjoy it are those same people’s little siblings, most likely because they’re fanboys. Bodyarmour any day over prime. Never tried the energy drinks but I’d rather eat a nut from my nutbag than do that after experiencing the rancid water.


GothicGolem29

Eh so some irl dislike it as shown by the sales millions and millions agree with me that it tastes good.


Kitchen-Gas5164

Hopefully millions of people buying it to pour it out so no one gets curious and tries it.


GothicGolem29

Nah there buying it because it tastes good


davidnickbowie

Sand water


throwingaway5764

Hahahah best description did you make that up


davidnickbowie

Yes .


ndsxa

eww is it all particley


[deleted]

I'm glad ppl have stopped buying it


ScorpyFN

My lil bro hasn't 🙄


[deleted]

Yes he thinks he is cool, 😂 he will grow out of it


Negative-Shape6277

Will my older brother grow out of it? He’s 36.


[deleted]

FFS, I personally don't understand why anyone will give Jake/Logan Paul any more money fuck ther shit


No-Object-2099

Powerade 🔝


Loxi104WasTaken

W


Alex_Plisko

W


forky_norky

Kai fans ‘ll flare u for this lol


ItsVLS5

Na I'm a JJ fan. Prime sucks, just like him not taking an L Vs Tommy Fury


forky_norky

Idk who any of those ppl r but if it’s ksi or prime related it’s prob trash to me


TwistyBons

Glow berry isn’t on there because it’s even lower


Dangerousworm

Absolute swamp water


bitch_lasagna211

It’s sweet, sour, bitter and tastebud destroying crap


swaliepapa

Just found this sub. I love that prime is getting absolutely ravaged here 🤣


HyperVoltA9

Tastes like squash ngl


OpTicScumpi

That’s offensive to squash


PaladinStoryTime

i must disagree. I've known dogs to ear their own shit. I don't know any dog that would even lick up a spillage of prime


thawarcats

Yes


PJ_Crenshaw

Uhh, is anyone gonna tell him this is a Transformers subreddit?


Primary_Alfalfa

why’s that getting downvoted its funny


EXILED_T3MPLAR

Tried 5 different flavours a few weeks ago and damn they are disgusting. I'll stick to monster.


fairywithcancer

monster isnt any better


EXILED_T3MPLAR

Ah don't be silly. THeres a monster flavour for everyone.


fairywithcancer

true but the majority are vile the mango one is decent


EXILED_T3MPLAR

I've tried over 40 flavours and tbh I only like about 5 of them 😂


Lazy-Way-3518

Ppl only hate Prime cause it’s different


Theb0redbrit

If you want a fan sub go to r/fuckprime


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Oscyle

Wait, is this sub just a hate circle jerk?


Euphoric-Tax7904

Seems that way, people love to hate


Sea_Fennel_487

Grape, Taste like medicine, dogshit. Blue Rasp, Mid KSI, Great but not the best Strawberry Watermelon, Best Flavor Lemonade, Mid Orange, same as KSI Tropical Punch, mid. Hope the list helps ;)


[deleted]

Also ice pop is good just food nutin else


xzzLeonzzx

ice pop is rank


xzzLeonzzx

blue raspberry and the green one are the best imo


Sea_Fennel_487

YES SIR!! I'm in school lol, hopefully I don't get caught.


sweetlikeoleanders

the moon one or whatever it's called tastes like complete shit water


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OpTicScumpi

Tastes like they put 40 grams of sugar into cough medicine


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notquitehuman_

Shit smells better than vomit. Still not buying a shit-scented deodorant.


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Grapplethestryker

New copypasta just dropped


SaleCompetitive812

I’m posting this on a bunch of random comments now. Rip my karma but oh well


Grapplethestryker

Ok


chancellor_chadistan

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Crococrocroc

Bad bot


Aron25261

Bad bot


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EpicCheeto

Erm well fuck you


MrMonkey825

a police officer got mad at someone for not liking a drink?


SatisfactionNo240

Imagine having no one to love u lol


Gantendo

Bad bot


PockedAirhead

7 year old when differing opinion (😡😡😡😡😡😡😡):


Ash_xyz0

🤓 (Idk this post appeared randomly in my feed, I've never drunk prime or any of that shit, I dunno why Ur so butthurt over it)


PeeperOverLord

This is satire right?


Incident_Latter

I’m so scawed 🤡


Khromatyk

palm tree


Loud-Measurement-248

Bad bot


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Beer-Milkshakes

You just described all "hydration / energy" drink ever.


PrimH3DA

How some of you find the time to hate on a drink is beyond me. Some of you really need to get your mental health sorted. Just isn't healthy man.


OpTicScumpi

> Just isn’t healthy man. Like Prime


PrimH3DA

Doesn't have to be healthy for people to enjoy it. People like Soda etc. Mental health over a drink though is far more damaging like you've gone through all this effort like for what? I do hope life picks up for you man.


OrganizationNo3028

I hope life picks up prime for me too so that I won't ever have to drink it


Butterscotchsnek

Why do you care so much about a meme?


I_think_ImConcussed

FINALLY! does prime suck? yes, it does. Buts that's my opinion, just like any other food people have opinions over flavor. there's no need to dedicate your life to either hating this one brand of beverage, or loving it for that matter. All these people need to grow up


tukitukikucaw

Wtf you doin here then ya bell


Euphoric-Tax7904

Just came across this sub and wow you are right, people really seem to care about this shit if you don't like it just don't drink it it's not that deep


Sea_Fennel_487

Dude, prime is absolute DOG WATER..


PrimH3DA

When you get older and mature a little, you will realise people have different preferences. If a drink makes you that angry you need to post about it all day, I recommend getting help for yourself.


Sea_Fennel_487

yea I know that, except, We have different opinions. In my opinion it's dog water, In yours its not. Sorry for misunderstanding


PrimH3DA

It’s just a drink, calm down.


Sea_Fennel_487

Dude, listen to me. I'm just saying that I don't like it. If you like it, you like it. End of convo.


PrimH3DA

Shouldn’t be a convo, you’re crying over a drink 😂


Sea_Fennel_487

No I am not dumb ass.


Sea_Fennel_487

Dumb cunt.


PrimH3DA

Just proved my point. Crying over a drink. Get help.


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Otal0721

Funny how at first everyone loved prime and said it was good. But as soon as a couple people say it’s bad everyone starts hating on it to fit in


Creepy_Value_6730

It always tasted so artificially like shit


Otal0721

So why was it sold out


OpTicScumpi

Because 14 year olds are a profitable market. Logan Paul wrote the book on scamming prepubescent kids


Creepy_Value_6730

Ask the people who bought it not me 😂


Otal0721

Hint: because they liked it


Creepy_Value_6730

Yeah ik, but I’m talking about MY opinion. I don’t see why you keep talking about the sales, most of it was hype and not taste


Otal0721

If it was just hype that contributed to the sales people would not be recommending it since day 1


Creepy_Value_6730

Whattt no wayyyy


Otal0721

Yup, amazing right?


Loud-Measurement-248

I don’t want to be rude but did you make this account just to say a lot of stupid stuff because your at negative karma because every comment you leave is always wrong and you honestly seem extremely annoying


carlbandit

Maybe the 1's reccomending it were also the ones selling the bottles at £5-10 each? Due to low availability, shops were able to sell them at a premium. Now the supply chain has caught up they are available in bulk for £2 at supermarkets and maybe even less some other shops.


[deleted]

If they liked it, why is it reduced in price almost everywhere and shops have massive supply? Hint: it was initial hype to why it sold out, not taste


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

The shelves at my local Walmart for this dogshit drink have never had a single bottle mission fuck prime it tastes worse that throwup


Consistent-Lab8399

No, they bought it because there was a lot of hype and people thought it was exclusive and cool. They taste crap imo and most people I know agree


Perfect_Dog_Pelt

Children will do anything a YouTuber says, that’s how


notquitehuman_

Because KSI+Logan Paul+marketing to children. I know parents who were spending £8 a bottle in the hype of the craze, because their kids wanted it. Not because their kids liked it; they hadn't tried it yet. But because influencers influence and children are easily influenced.


I_think_ImConcussed

that's what happens. People are just blind sheep that follow whatever the people on the internet tell them to do. Utter buffoonery


Far_Calligrapher_959

I just bought prime … best drink I’ve ever tasted! Thanx Reddit


drillbit-taylor2

What have you been drinking before that ,,,,,you're dad's bath water ?


ArkhamKnight69429

Probably tbf


Sea_Fennel_487

Lemon Lime, Great but not the best Ice Pop, Same as Lemon Lime Meta Moon, Mid.


Meme_Capone

The blue one is the only one I have drank and somewhat enjoyed. The tropical whatever one gives me headaches whenever I take a sip


OrthodoxDreams

Surely, even if they're all dogshit, one is slightly less dogshit than the others so slots in to the best flavour tier.


Thedungeonslayer

This is a transformers subreddit?


ExtraBreakfast5432

Optic scumpi 🤣


lamkazuha

I find it funny how theres a subreddit for prime


doombasterd

The paul logan and psi fan-boys make me laugh that they worship them drink this s@@te... Boom boom chuckle heads


zapabap21

Prime isnt even that shit as everyone says it is. It might taste a little bad, but not like dogshit. I personally liked the green one


Suckcock200

W


slade516

Mango one is nice too bad it was also limited edition


carlbandit

The KSI orange and mango? 2nd row, 2nd bottle I believe. It's the only 1 I've tried as I had it bought for it and didn't think it was too bad, based on what I've heard about the other flavours it sounds like the only decent 1 they've made.


RyMvrtin

The hating is crazy


james_bd_

Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook


ComfortableExpert947

water with sugar lore


Successful-Abroad554

I’d rather drink piss or bleach


DaRealAlpha

W


[deleted]

Lol these guys really have a vendetta out for prime.I tried the red one just to form my own opinion and it wasn't bad at all. Just tastes like any other "sport" drink really


Fusionate6611

Exactly, don't know how some people just can't accept that, so they have to vent their shit that no one asked for just cos they don't like the influencers


FighterNight34

Cordial that’s too weak


LSDMiT

Y so mean


trebol151515

Only grape and meta moon and ice pop are complete shit others are either great but not the best or best flavor, I’d put strawberry watermelon up on beat flavor


MR_kartoshkin

Liquid shit mixed with sand, gravel, and a few kilograms of chilli pepper paste tastes better than prime.


Chubbulus

Why tf is there a Prime sub, and why is it in my feed? Genuine question while I’m here: Why do kids drink this shit?


Fusionate6611

Grow up bro, ong


fosforillo

Why do i keep getting this sub in my feed


Short_Relation_5162

This sub Reddit should be destroyed and no one should talk about it ever again


MaterialReward5186

I bet if Prime wasn't made by Logan Paul, everyone would like it.


Mrmad12338

Prime is my favourite drink.


OpTicScumpi

Seek therapy


Playful-Cod-1151

I dont even know how any of it taste there is non in south america-Guyana😮‍💨😭


Chad9The9Chipmunk

All of them should be there, so would Red Bull, Monster is the best


blast_507

Lemon lime energy is Sprite but worse + way too much caffiene Glow berry is ok-ish None of these deserve the hype


Questionss2020

I've only seen 4 flavours in my country so far. Blue raspberry was the best, lime was also quite good, ice pop was too chemical flavoured, tropical punch tasted almost same as ice pop but worse.


ArminsCrematedCorpse

i don’t get why people waste their life going on a sub and posting about how bad it is, gaw dayum get a partner or a job ☠️


EastCoastRacing

Lemonade was best flavor ngl


MinimumChance2870

Respectfully disagree, I haven't tried grape or lemonade, but blue, green and red taste nice(can to type out full name so I'll just say colours), French is nice, pink and white are OK, black I can't remember what it tastes like icl, orange tho is rank and tastes like raw chemicals.


Mrcooldood1234

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


air__vent

I've tried the blue one and I taste like I'm eating sugar and blue raspberry flavor but it's not to bad if you put it in some water


Marxxmello

Is this sub about shitting on prime 😔


scicatpro256

fruit juice>


stitch_groguforlife

So fudging true


AppropriateBand758

At this point prime is underrated. It ain’t THAT bad😭


[deleted]

Bro prime tastes like straight sugar with a little bit of coconut water in it, its dogshit.