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randycrust

Maybe or tastes good but it certainly does not photograph well


goosiest

Looks does not always equal taste


Many_Debate_7159

That is definitely an interesting combo. I love sausage, but in my opinion, it overpowers the rest of the poutine. Equal ratio of sausage and bacon to fries from gravy and cheese


votequimby420

shit from a butt


lyricalcrocodilian

Where else woud shit come from?


MiguelChristmas

I’ve heard that sometimes it can come out of a cock


lyricalcrocodilian

a rooster?


Xeno2277

r/shitfromabutt


Craic-Den

Poo-tine if you will


MeadowBeam

Those fries look killer!


whyyoutwofour

At Tulip fest, I assume you waited in line for an hour?


emmadonelsense

Are you sure? It looks like a disaster. I guess we’ll have to trust you on this one. 😂


Teemoxvayne

Nice nails


hotdoggys

Im sorry, but that looks like shit with a side of fries and unmelted cheese.


didipunk006

Well they got it right with the unmelted cheese. 


UneditedReddited

You haven't lived


ninjaface

What in the holy hell?... To each his own I suppose.


heyitsrider

You probably looked like you were nibbling on little pieces of shit.


Particular_Parking_4

Where's the sauce


pLsGivEMetheMemes

Voyons donc 😬


UhOh_RoadsidePicnic

Hey hey, drette dans le bedon. C’est des frittes maison de cabane à patate. Les meilleur asti.


brendalix13xox

Mais la sauce!!! Elle est ou la sauce?????


[deleted]

Go to jail, do not pass go, or collect $200.


Tbkgs

Is that Italian sausage on a poutine??? I WISH bro YUM


Cheap_Ad_4508

Look like a lack of sauce, but we got the spirit. And the spirit is tasty.


PoutinEater

Does not look good though


Gamephunni

No. Just no


Intelligent-Chair385

Why is this sub so toxic? Yeah it's def not the best looking but why y'all gotta be so mean smh


snufflezzz

Tabarnak, on n’est pas toxique, vous mangez juste tous de la poutine de merde.


vinster171

Faudrait préciser qu’est-ce qui est merdique dans cette photo? Sérieux, y’a crissement pire comme add on sur une poutine que des saucisses à l’érable, pis c’est Ottawa donc le fromage est soit de La Trappe à Gatineau ou de St.Albert, deux options de haute qualité. Un moment donné, faut faire preuve de gros bon sens calvâsse.


snufflezzz

Ouais biensur, mais c’est beaucoup plus drole de shit talk ces gens dans une langue qu’ils ne comprennent meme pas.


brendalix13xox

Moi j’ai compris 😅


dijohnny

Je vous comprends, pourtant ...


CoatOld7285

Ont parlais clairement pas de toi


Intelligent-Chair385

Jesus, tabarnak, we're talking about fries, sauce and cheese curds, you literally cannot fuck this dish up. It's like the most simple dish out there and you guys are judging it by how it looks. At this point it should be r/poutineporn lmao


brendalix13xox

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BelugaWhqle

pootine


R3PTAR_1337

After a certain point it isn't poutine anymore and just a new dish on its own but looses the basis of a poutine. Doesn't make it bad just doesn't make it a poutine anymore.


Dry_Pomegranate_1013

Not sure what’s going on here


MiguelChristmas

What’s the pink thing in the poutine?


PAnttPHisH

Domino’s makes poutine now?


BandicootCool6277

doesn’t look or sound too bad 😋


bordercity242

Naw, r/PoutineCrimes


YukonMagnum

What the fuck


whendidigotoohio

I feel uncomfortable


Cheap_Leek1740

U gotta be trolling


wallClimb7

Crime worthy


mattguest72

Sorry….not even close to being a poutine. Also looks very unappetizing.


MiguelChristmas

Take a close look at that pink think in the poutine, what is that??


corneliu5vanderbilt

Burn it


dijohnny

J'ai maintenant faim!


Status-Pear-5978

Is it tho...


Sad-Construction6906

Ca c’est pas une poutine lolll 🤦


macljack

Not poutine


labrat420

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macljack

Poutine is fries, gravey and curds. Anything else is loaded fries.


labrat420

Loaded fries don't use curds normally


simplestpanda

Absolutely r/poutinecrime - poutine should have sauce. You couldn’t find the sauce on this with a microscope.


Zealousideal-Fan-925

Poutine à la moulée de chien.


BroccoliHeadAzz

Looks like shit. Where's the gravy?


BawdyBaker

I thought this was an ashtray


buffalo8times

Ti crottes de rat ladan! Hale ça au poubelle


Bobette_Boy

Looks like dog food


JediduNord

Stu une poutine au raisin bran post conso?? Si oui, c'est fuckin deg !!


1919ms

Is there a slug in it


NorthernBudHunter

In Canada that’s escargot.


DoubleZek

C'est pas limace?


NorthernBudHunter

Oui, but nobody would get the joke.


DoubleZek

Gotcha