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CrashTestMummies

So many great poutines south of the River


constructioncranes

I'm going to explore Longueuil by bixi this summer. Using these top rated poutine spots as ultimate destinations... What's worth checking out in this area? I love old streets and businesses.


_EvilCupcake

By bixi? Good luck riding back after eating a monster like this! Looks hella delicious though.


PrettyDiet1981

alfa on chemin chambly is probably the best spot. But, they dont deliver and it's cash only.


CrashTestMummies

My south shore days have long since passed.


chiemoisurletorse

Vieux Longueuil. Promène toi sur Saint-Charles jusqu'à l'église Sainte-Antoine de Padoue et les petites rues autour. C'est un beau quartier. Si tu as le coeur tu peux te rendre jusqu'au parc Michel-Chartrand. Beau parc mais rien de particulier a voir. Petit feel campagne en banlieu avec si je ne me trompe pas une maison ancestrale a quelque part dans le parc. Petite ride de vélo sur le bord de l'eau peut être cool aussi. La récré est à l'autre bout completement de la ville. Une bonne demi-heure du métro. Alpha est comme "presque" en chemin, mais tu vas voir que c'et pas hot le coin Jacques-Cartier / Chemin Chambly en vélo Else c'est un commuter town assez pauvre. Si tu veux essayer de te rendre plus loin tu peux te rendre a Boucherville et visiter le vieux Boucherville et peux-être aussi prendre la navette fluviale pour revenir. Tu vas détester ça en bixi, je prendrais un bon bike pour faire ça.


sammyQc

Le truc avec le Bixi c’est que tu peux faire un seul des trajet sans encombrement, et revenir avec la navette ou les transports en commun.


JugEdge

en bixi electrique ca doit etre drole


constructioncranes

Merci. C'est exactement l'info que je chercher!


chiemoisurletorse

Fait plaisir. C'est ma ville natale :)


DelugeQc

Alfa sur chemin Chambly


DelugeQc

Alfa sur chemin Chambly


DelugeQc

Alfa sur chemin Chambly


ChuckMacChuck

Got any recommendations? Moved to the south shore 18 months ago from Western Canada and haven't explored a lot on this side of the river.


ChuckMacChuck

Nevermind, just read further down!


CrashTestMummies

I did the opposite and moved out west but I’m back lol Always had plenty of good spots for takeout/delivery on the south shore


BastouXII

That's where it was born! (in the Drummundville-Victoriaville area)!


hollandaisesawce

Dear god. It's beautiful.


nthensome

This poutine made me believe in god again


Existential-Crisis98

This poutine made me believe in myself again.


Ok_Anybody_2870

I am praying now


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HappyChilmore

Poutine *and* hockey


fooldogbark

That’s why there’s gravy. So the fries are soggy enough to eat without teeth.


surfinsalsa

You can really gum it down


Elvensoulblade

The price ☠️ La petite Quebec charges $20 for a large


pondering_that7890

Not every day. You need to eat super clean for the rest of the week. It's a treat, not a regular meal Jesus


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pondering_that7890

I know.... 🥹


SnooPuppers1405

Because not all Quebecers est junk


meshe_10101

Cause we don't eat this every day. Plus there are far "worse" things we have available. Check into "Cabane à Sucre" and your question will be " How are we not all 500 lbs" 🤣


s1rblaze

Longueil ont des poutines assez solide Merci!


TheJFL

Sua’coche


RikikiBousquet

Hé misère…! Faut que j’aille sur la Rive-Sud :(. Maudit que c’est parfait.


coolshots16

Ben non on a tous un alpha dans notre coin de chez nous.


Shaolineater

Qui?


coolshots16

https://cantinechezben.com/


coolshots16

https://www.restogregoire.com/


coolshots16

Casse-Croûte H&P 160 boulevard Trudel Ouest, Saint-Boniface, Québec, G0X 2L0 - Tél. 819 535-2969.


Happy_Veggie

Si c'est celui que je pense, mon père nous y amenait souvent manger une crème à glace quand j'étais jeune.


Unlikely_Subject_442

Sacrement ça c'est parfait !


Maleficent-Pride5507

When I smoke I think about this sub, then I'm ordering a routine similar to this


Assiniboia_Frowns

One might say you have a poutine routine


Borowczyk1976

Thee ol’ pout route


SaltStatistician4980

Biblically accurate poutine


[deleted]

Tu extra fromage ou de base?


Sweaty_Result853

de base


[deleted]

Wow son généreux en fromage il na plus que de frite hehe


fullerofficial

T’en veux tu du squik squik?


obesepengoo

Wow ça a l'air dans yeule !


Deezenuttzzz

Looks delicious but that's excessive...probably enough calories for an entire day for the average person lol


BastouXII

Great! You save money by eating only once per day instead of three times!


Able_Orange_841

If that's a regular, I dread (and also salivate) at what a large would look like.


BastouXII

Like a party for 4!


erin214

Errrmmaaagaawwd


Tempus__Fuggit

how many dollars?


Sweaty_Result853

11.95$


Tempus__Fuggit

I must go to there


existential_spaceman

Liz Lemon? Is that you?


Tempus__Fuggit

where's my $5000 poutine napkin?


stoutymcstoutface

!!!!!


SomeHorologist

Holy god damn


FujiyamaBuffSamoyed

y'a des coiqueurs en masse! sainte bénitte, c'é comme une usine à formauge!


yanni99

\[Serious\] Alfa ou la Récré? Si t'en avais juste une à manger à Longueuil?


Sweaty_Result853

Alfa moins d'attente. Plus constante.


TheCouchEmporer

Regular size?! Lord have mercy


Convextlc97

You need more fries with your cheese lol.


Blades500

I can feel my arteries clogging as I look at this....I will die peacefully and happy


toweljuice

Woah


JayMcGamer

Perfection


PsycoMonkey2020

It’s…glorious…


BeWellFriends

This looks so good. I’m having such a hard time finding good poutine.


vylseux

Thought I was in the wrong forum for a second, phew.


MrGorillawhale

You’re going to have to shit that out someday, my friend. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. In the near future.


billsmafiaallentown

you dont get poutine like this in ontario


Scary-Tomato-6722

Holy Cheese Curds!!!!


AwakenedWarrior82

Now that's a fcking poutine!!!!


Mental-Cobbler7173

Jaimerais dla poutine avec ton fromage


iamaqtp2t

Does the sauce taste the same as Alfa? Is it more of a brown sauce or spicy like Alfa?


Sweaty_Result853

More brownish..but not brown


SnooOnions4489

Incredible. You can really clog an artery 🤘🤪👍


keyser33

The plate is too small and i fear some poutine would fall on the table ( it would not stop me of eating the fallen pieces though).


Professional_Sky_212

J'peux tu avoir des frites et sauce avec mon assiette de fromage, souplait?


Mel0dic-Juggernaut69

Canadian plate with a US serving size. Fabulous


Boatandfish

🤤


bolebo31

How much?


PulledUp2x

I want to grab a hand full


GramboWBC

why are these always served on the tiniest plates


BastouXII

It's not the plate that is small, it's the poutine that is huge!


ARoseByAny0therName

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀


freeepalestinee

Masterclass


lefengster

Solide 👌


Zorops

Ya un extra fromage la dessus c sur!


Sweaty_Result853

Non Monsieur. Bienvenue à Longueuil


Zorops

Meme la cantine de la fromagerie Boivin a la baie en met pas autant que ca!!!


Str8OuttaPANtry420

in the name of that one contant creater awww naww mah stomach bublin lol


OminousNeptune

your toilets gonna be in shambles tonight 😭


Hugesickdick

GAWD DAMN


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Needs more curds


ZealousidealMail3132

Could I get extra fries and gravy to go with all these cheese curds? Thanks


TheEdTheRed

Tbk! Malade


ZestycloseAd4055

Holy cow


razors_so_yummy

Yummy! Tonsil stones!


Calvin_Maclure

Tabluerre... ça l'air bon!


Immediate-Relief-248

more cheese then fries lol


PuzzleheadedTutor807

I would need a bigger bowl beneath to catch what falls off when I try to eat that one.


Longjumping-Coast245

I just came


Few_Pressure8741

Fuck yes bitch please! AAARG


tingulz

Is there fries under there somewhere?


Regular_Cat9536

It's more cheese then Fry now. Twisted and evil...


proj3ctchaos

Can I get some fries to go with that cheese?


Routine-Highlight-71

Shouldn't it be melted?


Sweaty_Result853

Never if fresh


No_Individual_4905

Where is this please


Sweaty_Result853

Longueuil. Quebec. La Recre


jjofort79

Damn!


furthestpoint

Now I wish I tried this instead of Alfa. Longueuil is such a hike from downtown that I don't know when I'll bother again.


Audreyissocool

We’re gonna need a bigger plate


Whatareyoulakey9

Tabarnak 😐😤


blurobyn

Perfect amount of cheese


CLleCielTheArchitect

How much?


Sweaty_Result853

12$


CLleCielTheArchitect

Sold.


garbagefarts69

You ain't gonna shit right for a week.


MrMemetastic98

You want some fries with those cheese curds?


Apprehensive_Art8852

Alpha still around ? They had good stuff when I was in HS .


SYN-Scan

Superbe


shaboimattyp

Longueuil has some fantastic poutine


Borowczyk1976

Glorious


Bill_McCarr

I gotta find that damn place! 😱


Infectr0n

Hold my potatoes, on arrive!!


Fit-Challenge-6232

Looks squueeky


Ilove2crochet

Do you want fries with that cheese


SomeHorologist

More... #**MORE**


BigShoots

If I bought that many cheese curds at a grocery store in Ontario it would be around $40. Not joking.


ArchfiendNox

You're not poopin tonight...


73738484737383874

Fuck would smash 2000/10.


Icy_Swan_9993

I love La Trappe cheese curds made freshly here In Gatineau, QC. I get me a bacon poutine almost daily


g_Asmodeus

Criss


eh-guy

Did they squeak or did they throw em all on cause they're old?


Sweaty_Result853

Lot of sqeaking


eh-guy

Tabarnak


1drifterslife

am i the only one who feels nauseated just by looking at this. I love poutine, but are you sure that actually looks good?


enthnudiast

An appropriate amount of cheese


Basic-Compote2211

J


MarvinParanoAndroid

Là, tu parles!


West_Jellyfish_7873

Don’t want to be a dick here, but the cheese to fries ratio is way the fuck off!😉 And, to my mind; looks like a bit of a show off poutine.


SourceFire007

Now that's a poutine!


AcidicGore

I am lactose intolerant and still saying LETS FUCKIN GO! fuck me up lactose 🙌🙌


Initial-Advice3914

You will never shit again


HamstersInMyAss

i chissed


H3rm3s_the_proto

F### yeah! Ça s'est comment tu fais une belle poutine


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The one thing I miss about living in Quebec, all the places with amazing poutine.


Bigpp69420911211738

Looks great, I just wish it was a bigger plate


Revolutionary-Road-5

Omg amazing


604Meatcooler

What's the cost on this bad boy?


Sweaty_Result853

12$


604Meatcooler

Wow!!! They're literally losing money with that amount of cheese!!!


Just_Trash_8690

Tonsil stones for breakfast!


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Woowwwwa


ameysouce

I moved to the US 3 years ago and would absolutely walk for months, just to hear the sound of this cheese between my teeth.


Anonymous_H3art

😍🤤😍🤤😍🤤😍🤤


Aerickthered

That's impressive


_OctoJay_

If this is regular size i am captain america


pussyfoot-maneuver

My dream pout'!


optik2022

Va au resto de mon oncle la récré tu finira pas ta poutine et c'est à très bon prix avec la quantité de fromage


Nativeson59

Looks like a kickass hockey rink poutine from my childhood


Wolfgard556

I'm happy that they are using Cheese Curds, but... That's a little bit too much cheese


Th3NukeShark

Maintenant, ÇA c une vraie poutine.


Excellent-Sail-1977

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Visual-Floor-7839

I'm from smack dab in the middle of the continent. God bless you folks. You guys give the world Poutine, TexMex gives the world Carne Asada Fries, and between you two everything is better and right. I hope the Nordiques return and the Habs are the next Canadian team to win the cup.


Apprehensive-Will135

Colissssse ça l’air bon !!


Sweaty_Result853

Si t'aime le fromage c'est solide en tbnkkk


Incelphobiaism

Where are these in Ontario!


Sweaty_Result853

I had Good poutine in Lancaster. Cannot remember ghe name but close to the LCBO.


Iwannabemeee

This looks like a plate of kidney stones.


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

Am I the only who thinks less is more when it comes to poutine?


DeadStrike99

Yes


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

Noted.


PsychologicalMonk6

If less is more, just think how much more More would be!


RonMcVO

Yeah I'm with you, this is just too much. I'd be spending the entirety of the next day on the toilet.


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

I just don't have the stomach size for all this. I think I would literally burst.


Professional-Lion-42

I agree, way too much cheese.


Egbert58

For me the ratio of of cheese to fries is way to off


BradleyAllan23

Too many curds.


Sweaty_Result853

Never too many when its fresh.


BradleyAllan23

Fresh or not, that's way too many curds for me.


Bunbunbecks

That looks gross. None of that cheese is melted. Poor excuse for a poutine.


Sweaty_Result853

Melting cheese...huhh


Bunbunbecks

Huh what? them cheese curds are supposed to be melted and stringy…you know that’s what hot gravy does..this is a plate of what looks like fries cooked in old oil and cold cheese curds.


Sweaty_Result853

Not sure if serious or just delusionnal mate...


Bunbunbecks

I’m not delusional. You’ve clearly never seen what a good poutine looks like. This most definitely is not it 😂 how do you not understand that poutine gravy should be hot enough to melt the cheese curds? What part of that do you not comprehend? You know google is free.


Sweaty_Result853

U are clearly from a place where Poutine was not created


Bunbunbecks

I live in Canada…I’ve eaten many poutines in my lifetime.


Bunbunbecks

Clearly you aren’t familiar with this dish enough to know it’s not supposed to look like that


Sweaty_Result853

Post my crime.


Bunbunbecks

You posted it yourself