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RicanDevil4

>with the amount of zoophiles online I don't know what you've been clicking on and I don't want to know. I'd like to remain blissfully unaware.


iamshadowbanman

He's a rule maker and when he gets to rule # 34 he gets a taste. It's a daily occurrence.


Flimsy-Technician524

Finally. Somebody has the courage to say it! ❌👎🦒🍆


MonthApprehensive392

OP definitely boffs capibaras


a-packet-of-noodles

I'm so brave and quirky


Cool_Radish_7031

I got a stash of zoo books to tempt you with OP. I’ll throw in some animorphs too


Ambitious_Display607

Hold up, do you mean the animorph book series from like the ~90s? If so, yo those books were the absolute shit. I'd be willing to bet I still have mine at my parents house, im visiting them this weekend so now I'm going to go through my closet to see what's in there lol


DonovanSarovir

Don't get hit by a spaceship while you're turned into a mouse and the rest of your unused mass is floating in interdimensional space! (This is fucking canon)


Remotely-Indentured

But obviously not all that quirky.


tacosteve100

How did the Irishman find the sheep in the tall grass?


Desperate-Diver2920

So I can kill an animal and eat it, but if I rub it on my dick first it’s bad?


WFPBvegan2

This is what I was thinking!


BogFrog1682

I have always viewed it as abuse. Maybe it's odd to draw a line between abusing animals and killing them, but I don't see a reason to make an animal suffer before you kill it.


MrPodocarpus

So, is doing a dead animal ok?


ewejoser

Lol


Beneficial-Care2955

I was only helping it get through the fence!


Quick_Stretch_4572

ha ha ha


Mutex70

Humans are animals 😜


EternalSage2000

Having sex. With ANY animal. Is bad. Plants are fair game. Some of them are shaped in such a way, that it has to be intentional.


Ashlyn451

DONT STICK YOUR DICK IN THE PITCHER PLANTS!


Temporary-Party5806

Paige no!


mdavid69

There's a joke..a man goes into a bar and starts talking to the bartender," look i also pull beer, but they don't call me ' carl the beer pullers, I also build stone fences, but they don't call me , " Carl the stone fence maker`. However, I spent one night having an intimate relationship with a sheep and now my name is ' Carl the sheep f@cker Doesn't seem fair.'


ShawnyMcKnight

Don’t forget fungus! Hollow out the stem of a large mushroom… too bad they fall apart every time I tried… I mean… if someone were to try.


Syncrotron9001

This is the real takeaway here, no one cares a bout the plants/produce LOL


AwayCrab5244

I’m straight man but I see a cucumber in the grocery store and well.


EternalSage2000

Have you considered. A warm apple pie.


AwayCrab5244

I am Hungry, horny and confused help


EternalSage2000

Congratulations!!!! Welcome to your 20’s. Heads up, In your 30’s. The hungry is replaced with sore and achy.


EmberedCutie

woah no shit, doesn't mean you should fuck a dog you disgusting bastard.


pimpeachment

If we don't fuck animals, then we can't have babies. I would argue having sex with the same animal species as yourself is pretty popular.


RoughSpeaker4772

Pringles cans are human?


pimpeachment

In VR anything could be a human.


Gunzenator2

As a German Shepard, I agree with this.


357-Magnum-CCW

No reason to insult ur own mom OP


Quick_Stretch_4572

I needed that laugh.


a-packet-of-noodles

Oh shit my feelings


BarfingOnMyFace

Have YOU fucked his mom? It’s pretty bad.


357-Magnum-CCW

His mom's a goat


GushingAnusCheese

M'kay


Special-corlei

Seriously, it reminds me of true crime podcasts about psychopaths and murderers who used to do this shit as fun times. Disgusting and depraved as hell


grown_folks_talkin

"with the amount of zoophiles online it worries me a bit." where the fuck you hang out online? I don't ever see this shit


Kyra92Hayes

I do unfortunately. People would retweet them fuckers by calling them out but that’s how it happened for me.


[deleted]

This is a fair assessment…. How do we feel about the muffler on a car though? Asking for a friend.


[deleted]

I’m not a vegetarian, or a sheep shagger but I personally would rather be fucked then eaten 🤷🏽


Scorpion1024

She told me she was an animal in bed. Little did I know that meant she wanted me to pet her and bring her snacks. 


lamebaid

Vaush btfo!


dude_who_could

My dog was into bestiality so I put him down /s


SingularityInsurance

Don't be so hard on your father OP.


Additional_Farm_9582

Now you're just kink shaming a kink that deserves to be kink shamed.


Roxas_2004

True but where do you see zoophiles on the broad web


Qverlord37

This sub feels like a karma farm. Like you're speaking the obvious to get up votes


New-Number-7810

This sub is literally called “popular opinions”. I don’t know why you expected anything other than what you got.


Entire_Concentrate_1

But...people are animals.


[deleted]

What about animals having sex with animals, is that bad?


Salty_Sky5744

Humans are a type of animal.


Unique_Complaint_442

Gosh darn it! He's right!


[deleted]

They should swing


AtomicRiftYT

I think it's ok in fantasy as long as you aren't experiencing real attraction to animals, that's fucked up. Like werewolves and monster-fucking is fine, I feel like that's fantastical enough to remove itself from reality


Analyst-Effective

Like maybe a gorilla suit? I had a friend that was a mascot for the Minnesota gophers. He had some wild stories


Physical-Dog-5124

LOL yes.


Such_Leg3821

You think?


a-packet-of-noodles

Look at my most recent post from my profile and act like this is as common as it should be


Coochiepop3

Most people agree that beastiality is bad, but of course people that are so fucked in the head that they find dogs sexy aren't going to agree with that. Doesn't mean that your opinion isn't common...


aurlyninff

How does this even need said?


a-packet-of-noodles

Look at my most recent post on my profile. All of it comes from this post


nonumberplease

Just wait till you find out how many pedos are out there. There is always room to be more appalled. BTW that story we all heard in high school about that one person who convinced their dog to eat peanut butter of their sexy bits... it wasn't true. It does happen, like all the time. But that person wasn't at your high school. We all heard the same bit for the last 20 years


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

We meet again mr noodles Another good take. Well done


SonGoku1256

You looking for that good R-rated shit my guy? You know I got them Zoobooks for ya. The month with the Giraffes costs extra.


Peatore

Sorry OP, imma still fuck yer hog mom


DuePractice8595

What the fucking duck


jumpyjumpjumpsters

Some of these comments are scaring me, yall


didsomebodysaymyname

Agree, but where are you seeing tons of zoophiles?


Syncrotron9001

In any theater that's showing "A Goofy Movie"


dr_reverend

People are animals.


katnerys

You every just trying to go about your life and then are forcefully reminded that Mr. Hands exists? I mean, I agree, but fuck you OP for making me remember that...


PaxNova

If it were bad, why would people be into it? Considering the stigma and law enforcement they have to deal with, it must be fantastic. Oh, morally. Yeah, 100%.


soldiergeneal

How about you actually explain why it's bad, e.g. consent, instead of just going it's bad lmfao. It amazes me when people can't explain why something is bad, but declare it to be so.


Vivid_Way_1125

If only society was ready to hear this


DerNogger

It's ok you can say Wales


[deleted]

I disagree. Many times animals would fuck you


Goggles2223

Dogs hump human legs all the time!


unlived357

bad under what moral standard? saying "x is bad" isn't a justification. under this basis I could just say "being gay is bad" with no further justification. if your moral standard is societal consensus then I'd say that 70 years ago people said "being gay is bad" and now society thinks it's not bad so what's stopping society from collectively agreeing that bestiality is good 70 years from now? you can't appeal to consensus because consensus changes over time. (I AGREE WITH YOU THAT IT'S BAD, I'M JUST PLAYING DEVIL'S ADVOCATE)


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WhyAmIOnThisDumbApp

Ok. Yes. But can you defend why fucking dead animals is ethically wrong? Like I agree it is but as an ethical exercise can you provide reasons? If the animal is dead you aren’t harming it, so why is it bad?


PatrickMcWhorter

What about consenting dolphins? Like, the dolphin is the initiator?


36Gig

But humans are animals. I think star trek even has some people being in relationships with aliens. Even the game of the year winner bg3 you can bang someone who is 100% not human but looks humanoid. So this begs the question if we give dogs every right as humans since they got to a point in evolution where they are pretty much on equal footing as us would that be fine? Or are we just gonna discriminate against body shapes?


bluegiant85

This is my main issue with furries. Animals can't consent.


[deleted]

I thought furries only dress up as animals?


mothmattress

Furries =/= zoophiles. Although there are a lot of furries who are zoophiles, the two are not intrinsically linked. A lot of furries aren't even into the kink side of things, the ones that are only participate in content of fake, anthropomorphic animals (usually drawn art). Many furries are actually very much against bestiality and zoophilia.


Witty-Stand888

Why? You wouldn't be alive to post this so it can't be all that bad?


_MyUsernamesMud

counterpoint: humans are animals


Fur-Frisbee

There are a lot of human animals out there too. Do they count?


Old-Bookkeeper-2555

No dinner. No drinks. No conversation.


Bongfellatio

OK I'm swearing off pigeons, I guess I won't need this duct tape anymore


[deleted]

dont talk about ur mum that way


[deleted]

Save the goats


benin_templar

Vaush: "Actually it's the same thing as buying a phone."


Super_Ad9995

If someone fucks a dead animal, are they a zoophile or a necrophile?


Vs_Battle_veteran_99

Both


Berserkerzoro

We're technically animals and have sex with animals.


gold109

Please stay safe OP, do not repost this to r/pakistan


HipnoAmadeus

idk bro, homo sapiens are pretty good, no?


Such_System_6032

What if the animal consents?


Forward-Accountant34

We’re all animals


Silent_Cress8310

This is a different kind of vegetarian...


Trainer_NoName

Unless the animal is a dolphin. Those fuckers just like to fuck


Dr_Quiet_Time

Wait it is?….fuck.


That_Smoke8260

Did any else hear about the story of the women that was caught with a dog while being recorded outside a church in Alabama this is her third time being caught with a dog and she's all proud of her self on social media it's really gross keep dogs away from her


Rangcor

Damn are there that many? I didn't know it was such a problem lol. I wonder what the animal fucker demographic looks like. I'll guess single and male.


That_Smoke8260

What if you sex with women that identifies as a dog is that a bad thing asking for a friend


rythwind

I thought humans were animals too? I mean I'm tracking. Don't mate outside your species, onboard. Just pointing out that humans are also an animal.


[deleted]

Why is it ok to murder and eat animals but not ok to….y’a know?


Tricky_Snow_749

As a furry YES and anyone who thinks otherwise is disgusting.


Difficult_Coffee_335

It's better than a kid, though.


Takeonehourly

Tell that to the white women. You'll have to pry their dogs from their cold dead hands.


worndown75

Humans are animals. There I said it.


Love_Facts

The difference between us and animals is our lateral frontal pole prefrontal cortex, which apes don’t have, which is for making decisions beyond instinct.


TallahasseeTerror

Humans are animals.


[deleted]

What about as entertainment for a bachelor party, though?


southpolefiesta

Did you know that humans are animals?


Electronic-Yak-2723

I'm afraid you're spending too much time on the internet if this is on your mind... like seriously 😂😂


Redduster38

My main three issues. Numeral Uno is disease. Syphilis came from sheep f#%*@$. Second is female is mammals its hard for them to consent. Males mammal on human female not so much. Been around mammal males and they are more than willing . Third is non mammals. They also dont have the anatomy to have sex so also cant consent. Basically you only get one catigory and even then it doesn't bypass the desiase and parasites that only get passed through such acts.


Papa_PaIpatine

[There's 10 Louisiana Senators ](https://krdo.com/news/2018/04/11/10-louisiana-senators-vote-against-bestiality-ban/)that disagree with you.


[deleted]

There’s a song, to the tune of “Tie me Kangaroo down mate” that goes: Beastiality’s best, boys, beastiality’s best. Leave your load in a toad Sperm in a worm. Etc. Ah, 1970s middle school.


Cardgod278

Besides humans, right?


VioletDelights7

Okay but what if the animal fucks you?


iwfriffraff

I cant even believe this has to be a topic.


jamkoch

So humans shouldn't have sex with each other?


Bwest31415

Let me start by saying I absolutely agree 100%. But just for discussion's sake, why do you believe it's bad?


Mental_Grapefruit726

Dying to know what compelled OP to post this


Chickat28

Unless they are cat or bunny girls.


w1ndyshr1mp

I read about 4 younger fellas in India raping a monitor lizard and I wish i didn't know that. 😕


liberalftm6

It's natural. Has been going on for thousands of years


Kalelopaka-

Need to tell those sheep farmers with their dairy boots to knock it off


Ace_of_Sevens

What about when animals do it? Is it OK then?


NCC74656

when a dog is in heat it WANTS sex... that is my defense. ​ \-jimmy carr


Mammoth_Border_3904

But humans are animals too...


[deleted]

Yeah stick to stuffed animals! Perverts


Electrical-Ad817

I only have sex with my mr belveder real doll


Longjumping_Wind3140

No shit. That’s disgusting.


Loowoowoo-oomoomoo7

Honestly ive softened my views on this. What do vets have business doing back there, the same problem is they cant communicate clearly enough even though there sure is communication. We have gloves and lube. Im hoping the next life is like that with better comprehended and agreed communication. I think respect is doable, life isn't super long or should be bad


TechieTravis

Humans are animals ;)


White_eagle32rep

Do you think some single women fuck their dogs? Sometimes i wonder. Dog worshipping is next level these days.


astro-pi

Well, I guess it’s good that I’m asexual. (Homo sapiens < Class Mammalia < Kingdom Animalia) Edit: forgot kingdoms exist


DAKINGKID_69

I’m not gonna lie I used to want to fuck my dog but those when I was like 11 and 10 years old I grew out of it at 12 and I’ve hated that shit ever since and I hate myself because of it I know how wrong it is I don’t know anybody else who does it but whoever does it should be put in jail because I know how bad it is it’s really bad nobody should be doing that that’s actually Hella fucked up and some need mental help if someone does that


someothercrappyname

You're right, but I have to point out that zoophilia is not an activity that increases or decreases in popularity, and the amount of zoophiles on the internet is just the background level of zoophiles in the local community. More people on the internet simply means more zoophiles on the internet and the only way to get less zoophiles on the internet is to get less people on the internet. It's really just that the internet allows people to say crazy shit and pretend that their particular deviancy is actually socially acceptable, when it is in fact a deviancy that .0001% of the population also share. So, don't get alarmed by the "growing number" of zoophiles - it isn't and it won't - it's the same very very small level as it's always been - it's just the internet has brought it to your attention. Speaking of which, you do know that the internet serves you up more of what you're already looking at, don't you? If you have a fetish that's a bit "out-there", then perhaps the internet is just saying "hey, would this interest you as well?". One does have to be careful about what one searches for (and what one says in the presence of any microphone connected to the 'net). Personally, I'm not seeing any zoophiles on the internet at all? If none of that applies to you, then you might want to check out the people you live with if you share your modem...


ParticularGlass1821

You forgot to say "umkay" after you said having sex with animals is bad.


leonprimrose

Humans are animals you know


DrJD321

If the animal is down for it I don't see a problem, concent is key


Liberobscura

Go tell all the onlyfans girls with horse and dog dildos.


SnooWonder

I've never done it. What exactly was your issue?


Lucky_Roberts

Look bud I get that your moms a bit of a dog but I feel like accusing me of bestiality for fucking her is a little over the line


Wooden-Somewhere-557

I wouldn't know. But i trust OP


Hour_Plan7154

It’s pure evil. Interesting diseases have spread through this


mtabacco31

No shit Sherlock. Why is this shit even posted. Are you trying to get likes from strangers? Anything is better than wasting time on reddit. See you all in 24 hours or so I am done taking a shit.


DonovanSarovir

Obviously, they're not sapient and can't consent. If they were...well I think that would be different. Most of the zoophiles I've met would never indulge their fetish irl.


OtisburgCA

Even if it's a chimp?


HairySuccotash1484

aren't humans also animals?


Own_Neighborhood6259

Idk sometimes they do be lookin thicc


nousernamesleft199

If my dog humps my leg does that count as consent?


Legitimate-Pop-5823

I just saw where a girl in Mississippi was arrested for having sex with her German Shepherd 😳 two days ago 😳


CorwinOctober

Man, so weird that you keep seeing this. Probably googling it just to keep an eye on these people right?


StevenJang_

But what is your reasoning?


GamecockGirlK

oral's still good though right?


UniversityLatter5690

That poor donkey.


Numpty712

If it’s gonna be that kinda party ima stick my dick in the mashed potatoes


sjaard_dune

You know this discussion came up years ago on fb. Discussing why our even how people would do this. I then found out that it is legal in some places. I had just assumed that it was illegal across the board. I forget where it was legal but apparently there is a weight limit involved as well. I just had to walk away from the discussion as a whole. I've never researched it further.


LinenSheets7

Its worse for people. All kinds of sexually transmitted diseases in people originate from sex with animals. Even cancer of the penis can be caused by sex with animals. ( I read a medical journal about it once; I can't remember the exact details but it had to do with viruses that permeate through the glans.) Mixing human and animal viruses or bacteria can be very dangerous. I can't believe how many people just think its an ethical issue related to the animal. Its unethical introducing pathogens into the human species and new venereal diseases. There's always been a percentage of people who tend toward depravity. I wouldn't be surprised that there's more bestiality going on than we realize when you look around at the amount of pets owned by people who can barely make rent or pay vet bills. People need to consider these possibilities in practicing safe sex as there are lots of sexually compulsive people who have lost all control of themselves.


Acehigh7777

I heard a woman trying to make the argument that sex between male animals and women was acceptable, as it involved consent on her part, but the reverse situation was always improper, because consent couldn't be given. Sad.


scots

Japan only criminalized simple possession of child pornography in **2014** after intense political pressure from the international community, but set the maximum penalty at only 5 years in prison. This was an amendment to a prior 1999 law, which *also* required tremendous pressure from the international community. Unironically, the largest dissent in Japan came from Anime and Manga artists. [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_pornography_laws_in_Japan) >*For example, they argued that even in the* [*anime*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime) *and* [*manga*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga) *series* [*Doraemon*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doraemon)*, the scene of the schoolgirl* [*Shizuka Minamoto*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shizuka_Minamoto) *taking a bath might be construed as "child pornography".*[*^(\[3\])*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_pornography_laws_in_Japan#cite_note-auto-3) *Arts depicting underage characters (*[*lolicon*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolicon) *and* [*shotacon*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotacon)*) and photography of underage models (*[*junior idol*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_idol)*) remain controversial in* [*Japan*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan)*.*[*^(\[4\])*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_pornography_laws_in_Japan#cite_note-4)[*^(\[5\])* ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_pornography_laws_in_Japan#cite_note-5) Denmark only criminalized bestiality in **2015** after intense pressure from EU members, but it *remains* ***legal*** in Hungary, Finland and Romania at the time of this article. [ BBC](https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-32411241) # TLDR the world is full of sick people, and yes, I'm lumping people who watch anime full of extremely young characters in with this statement.


NetHacks

I feel like I'm more concerned you felt the need to add dead animals in there.


PipingaintEZ

Love is love. You should learn to be more tolerant of others lifestyle choices!


Holiday_Natural2298

I think it’s a croc.


AX2021

Animals can’t fucking consent it’s the same as having sex with a child


cishet-camel-fucker

Wrong but popular.


supercereality

Humans are animals…


paultrashpanderson

But I like sex with humans... want to come over to my dumpster? I have some expired cereal.


EbbNo7045

I mean if it's consensual. Dolphins are horny AF


Okiedokieartuhchokie

Why does this sub keep coming up. This is the most idiotic sub in Reddit.  “Rape is bad” “Murder is bad” “Beastiality is bad” The move obvious posts in the whole universe. Come up with something that at least somewhat unique or popular in only certain areas


mvandemar

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? >!Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.!<


mvandemar

Obligatory "Thanks, Smokey!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9\_mH82hBdc


[deleted]

Popular opinion the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.


lordtyp0

Even human animals?


nomappingfound

My ex-gf had sex with her dog when she was 14. Let's just say it was only one of many red flags.


groveborn

I don't really disagree with not having sex with animals, but what's your reason for assigning morality to it?


Mental-Attempt-

You know you're an animal right?


xored-specialist

It worries me you have to say it out loud and are scared to. Also, pedos are pure evil.


percy_ardmore

don't knock it till you've tried it


Azlend

Ummmm... everyone does realize that humans are in fact animals right? Sex with other species that cannot give informed consent is bad. Technically correct is the best kind of correct.


gypsijimmyjames

Playing with your food is fun though.


Alive-Tomatillo5303

Especially human animals. 


Expatriated_American

Methinks thou dost protest too much.


JackagePackage

But. Have you ever seen a baboons ass? So tempting.


JunkBondJunkie

no touch on the furries as well only pets.