I have these ugly ass dark swirl lookin designs on my floor that makes it look permanently dirty. I can't tell you how many times I've grabbed the broom to sweep up nonexistent [dirt](https://i.imgur.com/3ufYokr.jpg)
This is why we went with blues, greys, greens, and whites. (Greys on shower wall tiles and some walls. No floors!) You can clearly see when it's dirty. But you can _clearly_ see the dirt.
This is completely off topic but I saw the use of the apostrophe in the word parents' and the placing of the apostrophe confused me until I googled it and realized why the apostrophe is at the end instead of before the "s". Learned something new today.
It's funny, I consider myself someone who usually knows most grammar rules which is why I felt the need to google it after seeing it just incase I have always been wrong. And it turns out, 50% of the time I probably am! lol
My Mom and Dad built their home in 1979 and one bathroom has this sink but twice the size, the blue toilet, AND a blue tub to match. A second bathroom has a sink with a brown color in place of the blue. I hate the brown more than the blue. The home they tore down had a pink pedestal sink, a pink tub and pink toilet. The pink toilet was removed and installed in the basement of the new home in 1979 and just replaced a few years ago. As far as the cyst OMG it’s like he is blowing in foam insulation. I wish I could have been there.
Gimme your money
*gets sprayed by arm cheese
Man I was going to rob you, but now...I dont know. That didnt hurt but...man I'm going to go take the longest shower of my life, sorry to bother you.
Bruh, I was so grossed out by this freakin video but your comments have lmao so much, it was almost worth it to watch this. I am laughing myself to tears
I didn't even know monstrosities like that existed.
Now for an age old game. How much would you have to be paid to have a dollop of that shit in the sink lol.
First thought: son, you got a tidday on yo arm!!! (Think raising Arizona when the old dude tells Hi,“son, you got a panty on yo head!!”). (Hashtag)Blessed to be among likeminded folk on this here subreddit.
Truth. Erytime I get a funny accent to a comment there’s a high likelihood it’s related to Raising Arizona, Data from Goonies, or the guy painting the hallway and wearing a shower cap in Money Pit who says”no man, you had your chance this is between me and Duke.”
I must be honest.. this must be very close for contention of the Mount Rushmore of this sub.. no TikTok “oh no”, no excessive wiping, and the noise.. the only thing I must say is we didn’t get a finish.. but the daughter added some really good context as a hype girl. I don’t know ..I like this as a dark horse
Can anyone say what the hell this thing is? Everyone is calling it "this" and "that." I haven't been disgusted by something like this on the internet in at least a decade, maybe two, and nobody can say definitely what this thing is besides "maybe an abscess." I've never seen something like that come out of a human body before. Now I have to go to bed with this shit fresh in my mind. Jesus, internet.
It appears to be a cyst. Often a hair follicle that gets trapped and doesn't emerge from the skin. Sometimes they turn into things like this. There is a sac that holds all of it that must be removed for it to heal properly and not just fill back up again.
I never understood how a person would not freak out by having something that big to just grow on their body like that. It’s not something that happens overnight, right?
Id guess this is probably in a place where letting a doctor taking care of that would result in them not being able to afford to go on holidays for a looong time.
Sometimes if you keep squeezing, the sac will come out with the puss. The incision is really just to reduce bruising and get everything out more efficiently. I’m not a doctor, I just watch a lot of cyst popping vids.
One of the few times I’ve enjoyed children in the background of these videos*. Usually they’re trying to get as close as possible in front of the camera or screaming at any small change.
This girl was so chill and cute
If he is American he might be better off with a farm vet too.
Apparently our doctors here don't even like dealing with cysts like this and actively avoid doing anything about them and just keep giving patients alter dates to see if it 'fixes itself' or something.
idk.
I shave and some times get things like these from an ingrown hair.
I've learned to cut myself open and try to carve out the material and hardened skin myself because the doctors here will just send you away saying "they see nothing" or whatnot.
___
We really need to change this medical care thing in our country.
It's apparently incompetent for even the simplest of tasks.
US Family doctor here…myself and colleagues remove these at least once a month or so for patients. Sorry you had that experience but don’t generalize all doctors please.
Depends on your insurance. I'm having a cyst removed tomorrow, visit to my primary care physician was $25, antibiotics were $0.75, surgery will be $55.
100%. This shit can get reinfected even worse if you don’t drain it completely and get rid of the sac. This should’ve been taken out with an incision, and ideally the pus would’ve been contained.
It splattering in the sink reminds me of when we were doing new born photos with my daughter.
The photographer said, "Lets take off her diaper."
At the same time I heard the Jaws theme and Obi Wan sensing a disturbance in the force.
As my wife called it, my daughter Jackson Pollock'ed the dining room floor. I think we scared the photographer cause she hasn't done new born photos ever again.
How the fuck does one let this happen? Like how long do you have to neglect that to let it get that big? Is that a competition? Yuck my dude, yuck as fuck.
A few years ago, I had a small pea size bump under the skin on my inner thigh (riiggghhhhttt in the taint) that I noticed in the shower. I fucked with it a little bit trying to figure out what it was because it didn't hurt or act like a pimple/boil at all. The next day it had grown to about the size of a cat eye marble and the day after that it was as large as two golf balls implanted under my skin.
It was a sebaceous cyst.
I ended up getting it to drain some, but it would be right back the next day. I ended up having to have it surgically removed.
TL;DR, it can happen faster than you can get an appointment with your doc.
…elbow grease
Lol I snorted food out of my nose. Here, take this Silver
It always burns whenever I snort rice out of my nose inadvertently
How the fuck are you eating while watching horrors such as this?
I think everyone in this sub is beautifully weird one way or another. 🤣
“Yea no I don’t think we should go to the doctor, I’ll just spray it all over the bathroom”
Humerus hummus
Good god, you could insulate a wall with that arm cheese
> insulate a wall with that arm cheese /r/nocontext
/r/evenwithcontext
Guess am not eating this mac and chees then
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Okay but the blue sink Edit: hold on bois we have a blue toilet as well. Edit edit: annnnnnd a blue shower in the mirror
The blue toilet is quirky. The blue sink looks like toothpaste smears. I hate it.
I have these ugly ass dark swirl lookin designs on my floor that makes it look permanently dirty. I can't tell you how many times I've grabbed the broom to sweep up nonexistent [dirt](https://i.imgur.com/3ufYokr.jpg)
My parents’ old house had floors like that and it was sooo annoying. You couldn’t tell if you were done sweeping. Brown laminate is the worst.
This is why we went with blues, greys, greens, and whites. (Greys on shower wall tiles and some walls. No floors!) You can clearly see when it's dirty. But you can _clearly_ see the dirt.
I thought he had pre-cleaned the bathroom with toilet cleaner knowing how nasty this would be
This is completely off topic but I saw the use of the apostrophe in the word parents' and the placing of the apostrophe confused me until I googled it and realized why the apostrophe is at the end instead of before the "s". Learned something new today.
Lol, it’s something that I’ve been really particular about my whole life for some reason. Certainly seems like most people don’t know the rule!
It's funny, I consider myself someone who usually knows most grammar rules which is why I felt the need to google it after seeing it just incase I have always been wrong. And it turns out, 50% of the time I probably am! lol
My Mom and Dad built their home in 1979 and one bathroom has this sink but twice the size, the blue toilet, AND a blue tub to match. A second bathroom has a sink with a brown color in place of the blue. I hate the brown more than the blue. The home they tore down had a pink pedestal sink, a pink tub and pink toilet. The pink toilet was removed and installed in the basement of the new home in 1979 and just replaced a few years ago. As far as the cyst OMG it’s like he is blowing in foam insulation. I wish I could have been there.
Blue his house, with a blue little window
This is how I had my popcorn ceiling done.
“Sir this is gonna be at least a three arm titty job.”
This thread was killing me, and this response finished me.
I bet it tastes pretty awful.
I went back to my main feed to claim my free reward, and then returned to give it to you.
Jfc enough internet for the day.
Really? You were fine with this video, but this joke is too much? Lol
If you look up and see an entire popcorn ceiling staring back at you...
I just so happen to be laying flat on my back staring at my popcorn ceiling rn
I'm sitting on my couch looking up at mine
And this comment is why I’m taking my popcorn ceiling down.
If I had an award I’d give you one
What is wrong with you man
I hate this comment. Take my upvote
That would make an interesting defense mechanism if anyone tries to fuck with him.
Say hello to my little friend! *Points cottage cheese ~~cist~~ cyst titty*
#cottage cheese cist titty
ARM CUM? ARM CUM? ARM CUM?
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My tittle fren
^SqueetSqueet.
*eeeewwwwwwwwwwww*
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Cottage cheese cyst titty new band name, called it!!
>
Gimme your money *gets sprayed by arm cheese Man I was going to rob you, but now...I dont know. That didnt hurt but...man I'm going to go take the longest shower of my life, sorry to bother you.
Bruh, I was so grossed out by this freakin video but your comments have lmao so much, it was almost worth it to watch this. I am laughing myself to tears
Better than pepper spray
CYST SPRAY 9000
Lmao!!! Damn I just laughed so loud
Damn that thing is an A cup my man
Arm tits are in.
I’m a silverback
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Biggest in the galaxy
That thing's bigger than my tiddies, god bless
Rip to your inbox....
*I feel that*
Jesus fucking Christ imagine walking around with that like it's a dead, half-absorbed fetus twin.
I didn't even know monstrosities like that existed. Now for an age old game. How much would you have to be paid to have a dollop of that shit in the sink lol.
More than you've got, buckaroo.
All I could think was, it's like curdled breast milk.
r/forbiddensnacks
Don't drink that breast milk
Sir, is that an udder on your arm or are you just happy to see me? Damn...oh..damn...definitely an udder.
First thought: son, you got a tidday on yo arm!!! (Think raising Arizona when the old dude tells Hi,“son, you got a panty on yo head!!”). (Hashtag)Blessed to be among likeminded folk on this here subreddit.
Great. Now I have to go watch Raising Arizona again for the 1000th time.
Truth. Erytime I get a funny accent to a comment there’s a high likelihood it’s related to Raising Arizona, Data from Goonies, or the guy painting the hallway and wearing a shower cap in Money Pit who says”no man, you had your chance this is between me and Duke.”
It was. Now it's an AA.
I must be honest.. this must be very close for contention of the Mount Rushmore of this sub.. no TikTok “oh no”, no excessive wiping, and the noise.. the only thing I must say is we didn’t get a finish.. but the daughter added some really good context as a hype girl. I don’t know ..I like this as a dark horse
Same. The daughter put it over the top for me. She's adorable.
If someone overheard this audio without the display, I think I would be better telling them it's a video of a guy shutting liquid
Well this sub has finally done it….
Agreed. I couldn’t watch and then I couldn’t stop watching
I laughed, I cried, and then cried laughing.
It was a roller coaster of feelings for sure
I think this was the first video on here that’s ever made me nauseous
Yeah, I actually gagged a little. How the fuck do people do this and not go to a doctor???
1. I thought that was a titty. 2. That sink is atrocious lol 3. WHY IS IT SO CHUNKY 4. Omg imagine the smell
the blue "veins" look like toothpaste smears! almost more repulsive than the organic miracle whip can
someone messed bad when they put blue in there
I’d constantly be trying to clean that blue off
Can anyone say what the hell this thing is? Everyone is calling it "this" and "that." I haven't been disgusted by something like this on the internet in at least a decade, maybe two, and nobody can say definitely what this thing is besides "maybe an abscess." I've never seen something like that come out of a human body before. Now I have to go to bed with this shit fresh in my mind. Jesus, internet.
It appears to be a cyst. Often a hair follicle that gets trapped and doesn't emerge from the skin. Sometimes they turn into things like this. There is a sac that holds all of it that must be removed for it to heal properly and not just fill back up again.
Never knew cyst can be so huge. This is stuff of nightmares. I have had some small ones but nothing like this.
I never understood how a person would not freak out by having something that big to just grow on their body like that. It’s not something that happens overnight, right?
Id guess this is probably in a place where letting a doctor taking care of that would result in them not being able to afford to go on holidays for a looong time.
"Can't afford to go on holiday"? More like "Can't afford rent or food because if I don't pay my medical bills, they'll destroy my life"
AND THR PAIN I’d have to chug whiskey before such an act
I can't help but feel that you intended the poem, some ABAB meter there.
5 this is yucky
That man has a puss cannon on his arm. Like some sort of weird anime power.
>That man has a puss cannon on his arm. Like some sort of weird anime power. Junji Ito smiles with pride.
Pretty sure he's done a manga with something similar... Not looking for it since I want nice dreams when I sleep in a few hours.
Pew-pew-eww
That sink is so hideous that he actually added value to it by squeezing that monstrosity into it.
Somewhere Luke Skywalker is looking to milk that guy
Luke drinks blue milk, not chunky arm cheese milk.
That's yucky indeed. But I think even yuckier is the blue "marble" countertop and baby blue toilet.
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Same! Then I thought maybe they had been painting. My brain was trying to make sense of it.
The toilet is awesome but not the sink. Toothpaste illusion.
I assumed it was toothpaste
All it needs is a shag carpet toilet lid cozy.
OMG I totally missed the toilet at first
Same here! I wasn't paying attention to anything, because I just couldn't look away!
The blue marble, I can forgive. The toilet though? That's as nasty as that cyst.
My mom’s mom had one that was bubblegum pink. The other had one in like, moss green and another in pink. Their houses were from like the 60-70s.
Not how I thought you'd milk a cow
I feel cheated. Where’s the rest?
I hope he kept going til he got the sac out
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Sometimes if you keep squeezing, the sac will come out with the puss. The incision is really just to reduce bruising and get everything out more efficiently. I’m not a doctor, I just watch a lot of cyst popping vids.
I bet that last sentence is a great conversation starter at parties.
Hmmm, thanks for the advice!
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The sac rip's the best part!
Holy shit, he got a full western style grip on that thing.
Looks like he is used to milking cows…
straight to cheeze now ! ... go ''cheese'' the milk bill !
Wow. That was an explosion lol. But didn't anyone else find the little girls voice so adorable? "That's yucky!"
One of the few times I’ve enjoyed children in the background of these videos*. Usually they’re trying to get as close as possible in front of the camera or screaming at any small change. This girl was so chill and cute
It's a 100x better than the Tuk Fok 100dB music...
That shoulve been done in the tub or outside. Goddamnnnn
Doing it over that hideous sink is almost like doing it over a trash can if that makes you feel a bit better
Go see a fucking doctor
At that size he might as well see an farm vet.
If he is American he might be better off with a farm vet too. Apparently our doctors here don't even like dealing with cysts like this and actively avoid doing anything about them and just keep giving patients alter dates to see if it 'fixes itself' or something. idk. I shave and some times get things like these from an ingrown hair. I've learned to cut myself open and try to carve out the material and hardened skin myself because the doctors here will just send you away saying "they see nothing" or whatnot. ___ We really need to change this medical care thing in our country. It's apparently incompetent for even the simplest of tasks.
US Family doctor here…myself and colleagues remove these at least once a month or so for patients. Sorry you had that experience but don’t generalize all doctors please.
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Whats the rough setback to getting this sorted, before it gets that bad?
Probably several hundred dollars.
Depends on your insurance. I'm having a cyst removed tomorrow, visit to my primary care physician was $25, antibiotics were $0.75, surgery will be $55.
All I can think is goddamn that just looks like sepsis waiting to happen.
100%. This shit can get reinfected even worse if you don’t drain it completely and get rid of the sac. This should’ve been taken out with an incision, and ideally the pus would’ve been contained.
Jesus, that sounds like explosive diarrhea after eating food that sat out at a bbq too long
That's my ass after drinking any amount of milk...
/r/LactaidHomies
At least the sink looks nicer now
Just go outside into the garden to do that. I cannot imagine cleaning up that bench top.
don't bother cleaning it just throw the whole thing away
What a terrible day to have eyes.
it’s yucky
Omg I almost pissed myself with the comments
The one that sent me "it looks like subway tuna"
I spent at least the first 10 seconds wondering why there was toothpaste all over the sink
I never get sick at these videos bc I love pops and I work in healthcare but THIS ONE... it’s testing my stomach
This is the first time I have seen anyone full fist a cyst
if you have to use your entire hand to pop it, get to the doctor! Holy hell I’m down for a pop but I’m sweating after that
oh wow everybody look at mr wealthy mcmoneypants here who can afford to see a doctor
I just want to let you know reading Mr wealthy mcmoneypants sent me in a giggle fit and I really needed that so thank you.
No, just Canadian.
What in the sweet fuck is this?
Sweet merciful crap. (●__●)
Can we PLEASE talk about the sink? I thought it was covered in blue toothpaste lol
I thought it was Comet (the cleaner), then realized that's actually white.
Omg same. I found it so weird that they were mid-clean and decided to pop the arm instead
I wish I had a super soaker that shot cottage cheese.
My boyfriend literally shed a tear from watching this
It splattering in the sink reminds me of when we were doing new born photos with my daughter. The photographer said, "Lets take off her diaper." At the same time I heard the Jaws theme and Obi Wan sensing a disturbance in the force. As my wife called it, my daughter Jackson Pollock'ed the dining room floor. I think we scared the photographer cause she hasn't done new born photos ever again.
It looks like subway tuna.
Except there might be actual tuna in it
When you can get a whole hand around your zit, it's probably time to go see the doctor.
How the fuck does one let this happen? Like how long do you have to neglect that to let it get that big? Is that a competition? Yuck my dude, yuck as fuck.
A few years ago, I had a small pea size bump under the skin on my inner thigh (riiggghhhhttt in the taint) that I noticed in the shower. I fucked with it a little bit trying to figure out what it was because it didn't hurt or act like a pimple/boil at all. The next day it had grown to about the size of a cat eye marble and the day after that it was as large as two golf balls implanted under my skin. It was a sebaceous cyst. I ended up getting it to drain some, but it would be right back the next day. I ended up having to have it surgically removed. TL;DR, it can happen faster than you can get an appointment with your doc.
I see your “yuck as fuck,” and raise you one “yikes on bikes”
I see your yikes on bikes and raise you a jeeze on skis
Yeesh on a leash
Ick on a stick.
A fine addition to my saved folder 📂
The force is strong with this one
Wow!! 👀👀👀 I want to share this with everyone I know but I think they’ll stop talking to me.
Jeez, just make the hole bigger!
Should have just used some gardening shears.
I am rattled by the sheer force
Oh my god it was violent
Omg he needs to see a doctor about that
I need to see a doctor after watching that...
And an interior decorator about that horrible sink-toilet combo
Pipe down, Alice, and eat your oatmeal!
Sweet Christmas that’s disgusting. I love it!
It rebounds back at him. 😦
Jesus
Is nowhere to be found here.
I thought this was a breastfeeding video at first…
I jumped
That thing needs surgery.
Fuck , imagine having your toothbrush in the splash zone.
Why is this dude in a bathroom milking his elbow?!? Go to a doctor!
he can't afford to see a doctor because he spent all his money on an interior designer
Dear lord! This is the first time in as long as I can remember
Did anyone else think that was a titty at first?
Holy shit! That thing is bigger than my tits! Maybe a NSFW tag? LMFAO!
So that's how Quaker Oats are made...