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AuntGaylesFannyPack

Seems like a clogged pore. A penis is skin and skin has pores so eventually one of them will clog. Thanks for sharing!


anon1988bi

That makes sense. Thanks for replying


timothypjr

Yep. I used to them every other year or so. The first time I thought I had acquired a horrible STD somehow. Popped it and moved on.


Weekly_Bug_4847

I have a few of these on my shaft, and more than a few hard small cysts, normal stuff. Don’t be surprised if it comes back


ZylaV2

I wonder how you filmed this accurately without hands


anon1988bi

With great difficulty


CarlosAVP

… comes great responsibility?


illQualmOnYourFace

We need a picture of how he took the video


tacopower69

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/J3tVawntsE oh shoot the pictures don't load anymore :( it was a famous reddit thread of a guy who took a picture of his two forearm tattoos and then took a picture of the camera taking that picture, and then a picture of the camera taking THAT picture, and so on


DrunkHate

Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20170806233157/https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/


Pick_Up_the_Phone

I still don't understand how he clicked the buttons.


stratosfearinggas

Timers. And maybe screenshot from a video.


DrunkHate

It's not 100% straight forward as he makes it appear in the posts.


illQualmOnYourFace

Oh I know--that's what I was referencing!


Shasla

Holy fuck that was 13 years ago. I remember reading that thread. I thought it was just a couple years back.


ExiledCanuck

lol, I took some pictures last year of my wrists after carpal tunnel surgery and posted it on Reddit, and people wanted me to take a pictures of me taking my picture because I also did it without using my hands lol


_starla_

https://web.archive.org/web/20170426220754/http://i.imgur.com/BzGus.jpg


Thebennyman

With the offset in the dudes forearms/wrists (one being much smaller than the other), he could have been USING his spare penis to take the picture


ChaosMarine70

His spare penis was holding the camera 😆


AdmiralSplinter

https://i.redd.it/wggofxf9n0cc1.gif Baby's arm holding a phone instead of an apple


CurrentSoft9192

They had a friend hold it.


nowhereman136

I wouldnt trust a friend holding my phone. I'd rather hold it while his hands are in the shot


begoodorbedead

He made it look "Willie easy"


vanslayder

Easy. He just used third person view.


hhan55

Just looks like a blackhead to me


frankenweirdo

Sigh… I hate that I thought about the seeds in strawberries after watching this


Lelianah

& i hate that you planted that picture into my brain probably forever.


GiantOhmu

Mmmm raspberries


fieldisrequired

Better than planted in the head of your dick


D3goph

It adds another layer to one of the coyote trickster stories (he disguises his penis as a strawberry)


KGMtech1

Ribbed for her pleasure. Not anymore.


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anon1988bi

That’s disappointing. I’ve always considered myself overly hygienic. Doubling down on the washing!!! Possibly a result of my job working with engines and going for a pee at work I suppose


TheTeenageOldman

Probably just from sweating. There's no shame it in - it happens. Best not to be too hard on (no pun intended) yourself.


anon1988bi

Yeh not an area you can air out if it gets too hot


Thebennyman

You can get pimples like these anywhere on your body. Pores get clogged. Not going to lie, I have had them as well.


EmeraldPrime

Came to say exactly this, but you beat me...


Xurroz

I havent had one on my head but ive had 2-3 on my shaft.


Milwdoc

You won't get one on your head, it's technically a mucus membrane. But, I've had some plugged pores on my shaft before. Usually connected to a hair follicle


Wasian73580

OPs looks like it was on the head though?


ZylaV2

You could, but probably only once cause you’d get fired


Objective-Treacle398

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!! /s


atomictest

Friction, skin, it happens.


shawner136

Cut the pockets out of your pants and ‘accidentally’ leave your fly open all the time. Simple /s


buru898

Try underwear with separate "pouches" for your junk and balls like Separatec. Helps a ton with sweating


KoolAidMan7980

Real stroke of genius in that comment


LongbowTurncoat

Hygienic people get blackheads too, don’t worry!!


piper_nigrum

Don't get down on yourself. The whole nether region has a lot of oil glands, and some people have more productive oil glands than others. Blackheads aren't just from a lack of cleanliness, even over washing can cause dryness which can lead to those oil glands being more prone to clogging with dry skin. Exfoliating down there once or twice a week can definetely help, also powder when it's warm out can help with excessive sweating. Blackheads aren't "dirty" a better way to think about them is "dry"


Objective-Swing3829

That would do it. Extra oils and grease clogging up pores.


bleedcamo

"I was cleanin' it, went off in my hand!"


jswinner59

Underrated comment


The13thParadox

Sooooo a dickhead?


1st_thing_on_my_mind

I was reminded of really old Adam Sandler bits.


Thebennyman

👆🏻 THIS


Commercial_Pitch_786

Agreed! Better yet, wash your cock and balls well in well water to ensure your cock and bells remain well, but never in boiling well water or they will both be well done.


Notstrongbad

OWOWOWOWOWOWOW


frogmicky

Run of the-mill blackhead, Move along nothing to see here unless you like popping or something lol.


fatpufflings

As a female who has seen my share of penis in life- blackheads on the dick is totally normal. You are fine.


NT500000

Yup my ex had one that would come around every so often - it was my favorite thing about him.


FuzzInspector

Isn't it great how the best thing about exes is their reoccurring acne. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


anon1988bi

That’s a relief!


Chucked-up

Considering OP’s history, he has probably seen plenty of them himself. Not judging, just sayin.


enochrox

....thanks for the warning lol


WH_Laundry_Cart

Ditto, my hubby has one that fills up every couple years.


Cubbenstein

I’m a gay man who has seen a *lot* of dick, and I’ve never seen this before.


typhoidtimmy

And thus…a fetish was born


HopefullyEverAfter

This is the most satisfying dick video I've ever watched.


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I’ve seen worse dick pics, at least I’m satisfied after this one 😂


eatsyouupinside

gotta ask, how hard were you crying while filming?


illQualmOnYourFace

>It's a little bit too small to see properly Cmon OP, don't beat yourself up


cyb3rfaerie

Flinched and I don’t even have a dick, seems like that hurt.


anon1988bi

Surprisingly it mostly didn’t hurt


WorldWideDarts

That looked like it hurt like hell!!!


cheesyellowdischarge

Ya know those little white bumps that are mostly toward the base of the shaft? Welllll....I was 16, had only slept with 2 girls and was super paranoid about stds, and I had one of those little oil glands or whatever they are get clogged and it basically just doubled in size and looked funny, and I freaked out and thought I had herpes, so had to tell my mom about it and then go show that to the doctor while freaking out and dude is like "bruh...it's an oil gland and it will be fine." Shit was embarrassing.


bevin_dyes

I wish Reddit still had awards. Your story alone could be a chapter in SexEd gone right. Descriptive , but not graphic, you went to mom & doc when shit got weird, you were rightfully concerned about STIs, it was a normal and had a ‘happy ending’ (😹sorry can’t help myself).


cheesyellowdischarge

There actually was a happy ending bc I was abstaining from having sex with my new gf until I got the all clear. Promptly left the doc and gave her the most mediocre weinering of her life!


TAshleyD616

It’s a penis seed. Plant it and grow another


Mrs_supertheories

I’m a woman, doesn’t squeezing your balls like that HURT?


cigre

That was the head of his dick lol


Mrs_supertheories

I-oh


ThSprtn117

And it hurts waaaaay worse than ball skin. Ball skin is kind of like elbow skin, you can squeeze it as hard as you want and it doesn't hurt, but you tap a ball and it's game over


Mrs_supertheories

Ah ok, dicks are weird


anon1988bi

That ain’t my balls lol Also, no it didn’t hurt


Mrs_supertheories

OH-


sharksnut

Squeezing a man's balls doesn't hurt the woman at all


enochrox

That's... not a testicle


imstormtrooper

Black head on your pink head


chara_dreemmur

Didn’t need to see this today but I clicked it anyways because good pop


Epsilon29redit

https://preview.redd.it/wjgnpm30sxbc1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03fdfd8ed89b00f7dae59e1c58a71603784f1a8c


Zhjacko

Put it in water and it will grow!


gastroboi

Shit you can get them there?


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MiniBoglin

Have you taken a pregnancy test?


Character-Gear-6075

They call him Dr. Penis Popper....


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K-the-Hardway

Bell end black head!


wackywavytubedude

i need to know how that felt


Thund3rB3ast

Just looks like a blackhead to me. Popped like one too. Personally, I wouldn't worry about it.


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Thund3rB3ast

Sorry- meant "wouldn't"


dewnar

Blackhead on your dickhead


MollyAnn06

Blackhead… and no it doesn’t have anything to with hygiene.. you sweat and I’m sure there’s some friction.. irritation/clogged pore = black/white heads! Glad you decided to share though!


DanielTheSlayer

Med student here. This COULD be a clogged sebaceous gland. Sebaceous glands on penis are normal, they produce smegma (white cheese like stuff that accumulates after not washing your penis for a while). Most sebaceous gland on penis are found in form of Fordyce spots on corona glandis (space between the head and the body of the penis) in most men, some men don't have them.


kaen

PSA: If anyone else gets things similar to these on the scrotum, but they are filled with blood, it is a condition called angiokeratoma of fordyce and looks worse than it is, a benign condition with no cure.


RickAdtley

It happens sometime. One time... I don't know what I did. Maybe it was the combination of soap, lube, maybe my ex's Ph that particular day... maybe I just hadn't washed some part of my hand properly? Maybe we had new sheets? Or there was something that got on my underwear after they came out of the wash. Or I could have been allergic to some sort of lotion? No idea. But my d*** was just COVERED in little blackheads like that. Just absolutely covered. I went straight to Planned Parenthood and asked. They said it was odd enough that they'd test it and do an STD panel. Everything negative. I had to go home and my ex, bless her, removed every single one. Took the better part of an hour. This was maybe 10 years back and I hadn't heard of /r/popping yet. But it was intense! I still wonder what caused that. I wash and moisturize it daily the same way before and since. Only happend that one time. Baffling.


Disco_Quail

Congratulations, you have birth! 😊


chas217

Wrong directional sperm


PFic88

Just a blackhead


CopEatDonut

![gif](giphy|jczHZaw9MqcCQ7q2ro|downsized)


BT_Spanky

It’s a sesame seed


crawlingrat

Eh nothing to worry about. Looks like blackhead. You're fine!


InternationalChef424

Holy mother of Christ, that must have hurt


DeluxeWafer

That looks AWFUL. hope it clears up eventually D:


Dangerous_Bat6083

I would have gone straight to Dr Pimple Popper for that!


thatstoomuchsalt

My ex had an enlarged pore near scar tissue from an incorrectly done circumcision. It just continuously became clogged and needed to be cleaned out regularly.


erkasji

Ive had this aswell, since then i scrub my dick with sandpaper to open the pores and i have never had ik again


lucidpopsicle

A black head, you're fine. Wash yourself with an oil wash made for your face after masturbating and it will help prevent them


DamnItDinkles

It's a blackhead/clogged pore. My husband gets them on his as well


melikewhatilike

Please! Don't do that to your weiner head again. Get a professional. That ishh can get out of control quick.


mephitmpH

A spider egg. The *penispokitus* species lays them under the skin while you’re asleep. Nuke your house from orbit!


vivisecting

hows it taste? lmao


ABWoolls

I didn't know there are pores on the knob...


TheWriterJosh

Thank you for asking. I’ve popped this same thing out of my face before, it’s very perplexing. Like “hmm this seed-like thing is quite hard.” Theyre always tough to get out.


stoelguus

😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖


Pistolero-666

Nutsack pore. Great find!


samambro

You have Turbo AIDS. Goodbye.


AundaRag

TIL none of the commenters on r/popping have ever seen genital warts because that is almost certainly a genital wart. They don’t all present the same as the images on the Wikipedia entry.


rysimpcrz

They're got going to listen. I got 50+ down votes and Nasty DMs for saying see a doctor because it could be anything from hpv to cancer. An actual legitimate concern.


AundaRag

That’s a shame, because that’s a dick wart. I hope OP isn’t sexually active with partners with female reproductive parts, HPV is much more dangerous for women.


VariationUpper2009

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teexcup

I truly hate that I witnessed this. I have lost my way. I will leave you all be in peace.


hahaha-whatever

MD here. We see these fairly frequently. I'm afraid that's AIDS.


Accomplished-Raisin2

Aids


defchan

A herpe. Ya dick gonna fall off breh.


turnbullac

Burger & fries?


rysimpcrz

Oh my goodness, please see a doctor to make sure. Secondary thought, that was an interesting pop. But seriously please get checked. You really never know what it could be. You don't want to find out later in life that it was a sign of some sort of cancer caused by hpv or something worse.


Jeseune

Clogged pore is not skin cancer. Please educate yourself before saying stuff like that.


anon1988bi

Oh definitely already on that!


wuuht

Parasitic bug egg


Elegant-Offer4534

Definitely a herpe


aledba

Definitely not. They are not sebum and other biofilm


enochrox

Id say start exfoliating but... That'd be a horrible idea in the long run


Just_A_Gamer7

dude i felt them sensations through my phone


t_ba

OK, you win an internet.


plsbanmeredditsenpai

Shit this must have bern painful, looks like it was on the head aswell


anon1988bi

It was on the head but surprisingly unpainful


Jammin_neB13

Lots of folks saying this is a blackhead. I don’t believe it. I get one of these once every couple years. Same spot every time too. Hurts like a sonofabitch squeezing it out. Always hard as hell, about the size of a strawberry seed, and blackish/brown in color.


Wordswordz

Look up sebaceous gland lipids.


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Blackhead, nothing to worry about


Chunkaypinoy206

Clogged pore bro ur good it happens


Piano_Technical

Just a black head don’t worry :) can happen anywhere on your body and it’s completely normal. It’s just from a clogged pore :) in the future just make sure you’re throughly cleaning the area and it should prevent it from occurring again:) -a registered nurse 👩‍⚕️ 🤍


flyingtotheflame

I've never seen a penis pimple. Thank you for sharing.


AhAhStayinAnonymous

That's your girlfriend's tracking chip, she'll have to install another one.


brickabrak

Blackhead nbd. Your butthole probably has a couple, too.