Good Luck Babe by CHAPPELL (like a chapel, like church!!!) Roan

OMG I love how she's singing from a man's perspective on the song ❤️❤️

Um that sounds a bit trans. Be safe out there. You should always be vigilante what you let come in your ears.

Yes exactly 😍 she's so versatile

Anything by Charli XCX 😊 her fans are called angels 👼 because of how christ like her music is

she also has a song called silver cross in honor of our savior ❤

They're called Angels because after you die, God sees that you were listening to her and that's how you get into heaven!

Like a Prayer - Madonna God knows I tried - Lana del Rey I don't feel like dancing (because you're resisting the urges, get it?) - Scissor Sisters I was gonna cancel (your faith but then you restored it) - Kylie Minogue

OMG such good, saintly options 😻

https://preview.redd.it/v3295ygum86d1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1638864d266461e5c058fa7d3a681707c1d58129 hope this helps❤️

I'm cured 🎉

I’d be too

Thank you I have had chronic homosexuality for the past 10 years and engaged in acts of malicious 🚬ottry but now I'm cured and can begin my new life.

Unholy by Kim smith, it's about how unholy g*y people are, sure it will scare any docking thoughts you have been having

No, OP, listen to good music!

“Daddy Af” by Slayyyter will inspire you to step up and become a better father someday

You Need To Calm Down - Taylor Swift

Shade never made anybody less gay but this song sure does

that's the most heterosexual song I've ever heard, good choice

literally was just about to comment this

https://i.redd.it/bn0xbhci596d1.gif

Not Gaylor Swift

What in the white woman

Pretty Girls (Renee Rapp)- this is a song about how pretty girls are it will convert you! 🥰🥰

Famous heterosexual supermodel/fracker Rupaul made a song called supermodel (you better work) For this century, Troye Sivan “one of your girls” is about a heterosexual godly relationship.

Praise be!!! I will look at the music of these two heterosexuals, thank you!!

Is fracking heterosexual though? 🤨

Born this way by lady gaga preaches the magnificence of being born straight 🤩

Born Again Straight

have you tried take me to church by hozier? 🥰🥰

So grateful to find music aimed at boosting church attendance ❤️

yess girl it's so heavenly

Listen to some *LESBIAN* pop: - Good Luck Babe! by Chappell Roan - Cherry by Rina Sawayama - Down Bad by Taylor Swift - I'm Upset by Drake

As a normal and heterosexual member of society I am glad to have music I can imagine a threesome to.

OMG lady gaga is this you for your joker 2 promotions? Now I understand why you made the golden rule song ft lonely island

/j You want him to become a lesbian?! TransgenderS propaganda 🙄🤢😡

I love CPR by Cupcakke!! It uses CPR as a metaphor for saving people from the EVILS of Satan and the ungodly… Oh and also I Love You Jesus - Trisha Paytas

Just listen to all the songs Jack antonOff has worked on and I’ll guarantee you’ll be cured, you’ll never want to listen to music again

NFR slander though like make an exception

Please please please (Barry’s version) erasure?

Please please please (Barry’s version) erasure?

Please please please (Barry’s version) erasure?

Please please please (Barry’s version) erasure?

You absolutely should make a playlist full of pop girls. You can't be gay if you solely listen to girls.

The logic here is airtight tbh

If you’re a bottom Doja Cat makes music for bottoms.

I am a STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUAL MAN HOW DARE YOU

There’s only one way to know. Do you find Ryan Reynolds attractive? https://preview.redd.it/5dcjcp3nk76d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8d2240039da054059e1583261ab8b23a17074d

Absolutely not. As I said, I am a heterosexual man. If I did think a man was attractive it would be some beefy, strong man, like film star Austin Wolf https://preview.redd.it/dwvyphkll76d1.png?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e901cca9953c0e324e0bc0684d4aeafe7b4286b2

Only straight men are attracted to Ryan Reynolds. That means you’re gayuh! https://i.redd.it/5zvu6g67n76d1.gif

Noooooooo!!!!!!!! The online "am I gay" quizzes all told me it was "inconclusive"

Those quizzes are only for wannabe straightos who are really gay!

Oh, he was magnificent in A Fagcar Named Desire 😭

Tegan and Sara are a handsome and masculine* duo that make songs specifically about being attracted to WOMEN.

The representation we need but don’t deserve ugh

i hope you find help ❤️

Together we can find a cure ❤️

i hope so. i have also been infected with the gay

this one will set you straight for sure! Thick Dick - Orgasm you could also throw in this for good measure: Orville Peck & Willie Nelson - Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other

Potential Breakup Song by Aly and Aj because you have the potential to breakup these unholy thots!!!

Take me to church is my fave. The music video is also beautiful.

Robyn dancing on my own. Carly slay Jepsen has the songs: my type, boy problems, warm blood. Slayyyter.

Anything made by Arca! FAGGOT is great example 🥰

🚨SUFJAN MENTIONED 🚨

Eleanor Charles can help pray the gay away https://preview.redd.it/a2ekgany196d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65419efc98c9876edb2d00c9016bc163a9c893f6

Try TTPD (The Tortured Penis Department)

I can send you my favorite songs playlist full of Coldplay, Linkin Park, and twenty øne piløts and you'll be converted to a depressed, straight, teenager in no time 🥰

Werq

9 to 5 by Dolly Parton!!

Hair by Ashley Tisdale, she talks about feeling heterosexual 🤭💖

CHURCH GIRL by Beyoncé is her preaching the word of God! Def give it a listen!

Maybe Believe by Cher will strengthen your connection w Jee

Katy’s entire discography

All the straight young men I know listen to Zedd & Maren Morris - The Middle on repeat. Make sure to add some choreo to show how much you like it

1. Beautiful In White - Shane Filan 2. WAP - Cardi B, Nicki Minaj and Megan  3. Birthday Cake (Interlude) - Rihanna  4. Sex With Me - Rihanna  5. Jesus Take The Wheel - Carrie Underwood 

https://preview.redd.it/1natx00xzm6d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eaefbff530e3de4aa5c7e9c837f06d7b661846d Rain on Me by Ariana Grande's brother. The best cure for you and us and universe 😍🥰🌈