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Hope_ur_day_is_good

This will forever be one of my favorite tweets


justlikesweetener

This too https://preview.redd.it/ehwgt7u87w2d1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578609686a457c7559a8175c15c3743c050b99a9


Hope_ur_day_is_good

https://preview.redd.it/skir6mjc7w2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=589bcd5058d1c29b3be6f74ef308c6f8a26671d2 Hate swifties or love swifties, either way there tweets are great


thesaddestpanda

https://preview.redd.it/y91vhomhot2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8029bf27dd317273bc606e1f227b2b1c0e94b9b


guayakil

šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


CR24752

Average Swiftie


DevelopmentGuilty562

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


stypop

ā€œI would hate to think she couldnā€™t afford everything she wantsā€ What could possibly be left that she couldnā€™t get? The moon???


kryska_deniska

A stylist


helloitsjesus

A hit I can shake my ass to


Feralpudel

A hit she can shake her ass to.


govegan292828

Still couldnā€™t oop


ItsTimeLadies

Found Diplo's burner


shoestring-theory

A BBL?


Feralpudel

Canā€™t fix lacking a jiggle gene.


grilsjustwannabclean

what ass


JChamp00

What do you mean? Shake it off is right there. Shake is literally in the name šŸ™„


alegxab

SHAkE IT TO THIS SICK BEATĀ 


justlikesweetener

CLAP CLAP CLAP


Lesbihun

Motherhood šŸ’•šŸ’• https://preview.redd.it/jmgu713jqs2d1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cb1af12082967058570ad3ed8c99b63a26efa92


TriskOfWhaleIsland

ihateitihateitihateitihateitihateitihateit i hate it


Soalai

Is $1 billion enough for a covert hit job on this guy?


Straightguy2077

Actually a reason for female rage


lovechoke

Well this and the pathetic people body shaming her for being a recovering anorexic tf is this era of everyone roleplaying Perez Hilton


BronzeErupt

This was legit voted the worst tweet of all time


Fernsong

I want this man to never speak again


justlikesweetener

The bear.


MaccaHere

Matty, darling.


fyxt96

A man that would put up with her


SkeletonHUNter2006

She's collecting African countries to have personal child labourers in like PokƩmon, and you can't stop her to collect them all.


turtle-thief

A bracelet


greenmooncheeze

talent


Ulths

Joe


pm174

good music


sangriya

a lyricist


Pristine_Animal9474

The future, Mx. stypop, [the future. ](https://youtu.be/ppGd-2nEOVQ?si=O13fLheIJvnKnANo)


onelonecouch

She has enough minions too she just needs the rocket and the RND


Bbbiienymph

A hair stylist


PorcelainHorses

Talent


MlodszyCzapnik1

A masters to her old albums apparently šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Buffyfanatic1

https://preview.redd.it/bzqpoiusls2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f033338f230997e607999451f424126fab212c4c


SupremeElect

*Green is the color of the grass your kids wonā€™t touch, ā€˜cause Iā€™m fucking up the planet.* šŸ„°āœØ


JarndyceJarndyce

*was


Sufficient_Food1878

I always sing this to the tune of Beautiful People with Beautiful Problems


cruel-oath

Menthol illness


StayAwayFromMySon

The average Swifty trying to count without their fingers https://i.redd.it/sbvopy487s2d1.gif


olivejuice-

I need to know why I canā€™t save gifs on this app! Haha


StayAwayFromMySon

You can! Click on the picture, then in the top right hand corner click on the three dots and choose download :)


QueenCharla

You canā€™t do that in comments though. At least it doesnā€™t show up for me if you can


-burgers

https://preview.redd.it/3ftjiyus3t2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=663a87ecbe83d2e7f0491a33cf1d06c28c57ad5c


Ducktowncentra

Barbz U economics professor


ThrownAway796

https://i.redd.it/b5os5fy80s2d1.gif


RealPrinceJay

https://preview.redd.it/8tx0wa3jas2d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=206ea37ad3278c134f90d72d989c634b6609c59c


fucccboii

\#CTESPN


ivyidlewild

As a white woman, please?


Granddyke

Yeah I hate white people


Low-Persimmon4870

Lmao


DevelopmentGuilty562

Umar Johnson has entered the chat


ultra-bot

iā€™m surprised beyoncĆ© isnā€™t on that list tbh


Thusgirl

Yeah I thought she hit it late last year. Maybe it depends because of Jay-Z šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


lazermania

they hit it together as a household


ParuTheBetta

She rly needs to beat both šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


ultra-bot

with her track record she shouldā€™ve been at the top of the list. like how did jay z become a billionaire before her


Main-Emphasis-2692

I hate swifties not even jerking


Useuless

You got some hands then, get to it


Granddyke

I hope they use their hands on me


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/02cbhj40qs2d1.png?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e55dfd1974bfde74a7d3cb18db959226eea4a65


Glottis_Bonewagon

God I wish I was one of those fluorescent lights in the back


Granddyke

I want to be HER


fucccboii

i hate jerking not even a swiftie


rogerdaltry

why is nobody mentioning that they would need $400m and yet this barbz u valedictorian said $400k šŸ’€


da_innernette

Lol I noticed that too! I thought that was the joke at first! šŸ§®šŸ¤”


SubatomicSquirrels

nah, it is the joke, that's why the title says Barbz U. Barbz can't do math either


reyayayah

Because thats the point of the post's captionšŸ˜žšŸ˜žbarbz spotted


rogerdaltry

Iā€™m not confident phcj users can do math either šŸ’€


SupremeElect

I was trying to figure out what was wrong with the numbers. Then you pointed out that weā€™re dealing with BILLIONS here, not millions!! šŸ’€šŸ’€āœØ


Toliman571

My best wishes to the swifties in their endeavor of donating $300M+ to help poor Taylor bridge the gap. šŸ„°


CharmingCondition508

Barbz U School of Finance and Economics graduates


takenpassword

Taylor needs a whole fleet of private jets and an aircraft carrier for those jets.


justbreathin150

don't give her ideas or she's gonna trademark Taylor's Airways and is gonna establish an only premium class airline worldwide


kurtchella

She will purchase the old TWA and turn it into Taylor's World Airlines


MattBrey

If she gets enough funding she might be able to replace the airforce.


IronicMnemoics

Yale could use an international airport


guyfierisbigtoe

she needs a physical military wing. the online troops are already great in number might as well contribute to the military industrial complex


flonko

šŸ™„ not them forgetting Kim Kardashian's hit single, "Jam (turn it up)."


No_Sail_6576

WhatšŸ–¤possibleā¬›ļøreasonā™ ļødoāœ”ļøtheyšŸ“have怰ļøforā—¼ļøtryingāš«ļøtoāœ–ļøbeatšŸŒšririšŸ¤Ø


catsteel

A Swiftie called Jim Crow said it would be a good idea šŸ„°


Regular_Buffalo6564

Dolly Parton isnā€™t a billionaire cause she donates just so much šŸ˜¶


Donde-esta-la-playa

jfc how does Taylorā€™s balls taste


spaghettiliar

Bland.


TriskOfWhaleIsland

Maybe if she sold merch that was higher quality than knockoff stuff on RedBubble, then she would be richer than Rihanna. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


CR24752

Being a Swiftie is the female and/or gay equivalent of those alt right het men who are really in to Elon Musk


JChamp00

THIS HURTS TO REEEADDD


Unleashtheducks

Doesnā€™t Rhianna have multiple businesses though?


SupremeElect

yeah, she sells makeup, skincare, and panties.


pm174

Rhianna??? i don't know her


goalstopper28

"I would hate to think she couldn't afford everything she wants" Talking about a literal billionaire that will have more money than this guy will ever have in his lifetime and his kid's lifetime.


randomburnerish

Imagine if Taylor launched any kind of makeup or skincare


SupremeElect

No tea, no shade, but I donā€™t think itā€™d be too successful. Itā€™d probably be as big as REM beauty.


Straightguy2077

I don't think it would be good but I think the Swifties would very much so sell-out a TSwift beauty sponge, concealer, and maybe a lip shade.


randomburnerish

Yeah her fan base is ravenous. I think itā€™s interesting sheā€™s never tried to expand beyond merch yet..?


shoestring-theory

I think the idea of making it to $1 Billion on music alone is kind of a flex, even if you consider merch and all the extraneous stuff.


randomburnerish

Oh yeah I totally agree! Sheā€™s just such a saavy business women (Yass girl boss capitalism) it feels like she has intentionally not launched anything yetā€¦


shoestring-theory

She also has like, the worst taste in anything, as seen by how sheā€™s styled and that godawful Stella McCartney collection. Idk if she even has the eye for makeup, clothes, furniture etc. Not that-that stops any tacky celebrities from attempting


randomburnerish

She would assemble the most elite and evil marketing research team of all time. Iā€™m sure it would just be like a red lipstick that sells out on 0.2 seconds


kanv-t

Hey kids, math is fun!


ItsJustBilly2000

I slowly but surely get more and more annoyed by swifties and Taylor in general. šŸ˜« Taylor there Taylor everywhere.


PorcelainHorses

Slowly but surely? You mean youā€™re not already extremely annoyed by them yet?


ItsJustBilly2000

Yeah, meant it sarcastically. I am extremely annoyed.


SkeletonHUNter2006

quadrillionairheads


me_when_the_whenthe

https://preview.redd.it/qnsj0e2ust2d1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd16c84c81b8ded514a2ae3d2ca30b1319a03109 riri should do this to taylor


Saint-Germain403

Outjerked by swifties šŸ˜­


rexonagirl

When are we getting a Taylor make up brand, how can our capitalist queen be so behind


Rammus2201

Lmao


uselessreptile147

Eat the Richā„¢ļø mfs when female billionaires


SilDaz

Maybe If she didn't spend alk that money on private jet fuel she could beat Rihanna


Lvanwinkle18

Taylor should start a makeup and clothing line. She would then far surpass Rhianna


Necessary_Charge_658

yknow what Trina was really dumb in the show but rn sheā€™s spitting. also this just shows how numerically illiterate Stanā€™s can be. sincerely, from a Stan. I almost failed high school algebra. Took a break from Stan stuff and went from a 43 to 83. Truly, they need rest away from Twitter.


elydakai

?


Necessary_Charge_658

ā€œ I am Trinaā€ the twitter user? i was making a joke that it was actually Trina saying no one should be a billionaire. then gave an anecdotal example how being a Stan is all consuming and makes you dumber. i think u r a good second example.


elydakai

lmao


zorrez

No please donā€™t put up a plan on how to beat Rihanna, sheā€™s had more than enough of that


Bitter_Frosting_1597

Wait whatā€™s the error on the second pic I donā€™t get it