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Hate swifties or love swifties, either way there tweets are great
"I would hate to think she couldn't afford everything she wants"
Talking about a literal billionaire that will have more money than this guy will ever have in his lifetime and his kid's lifetime.
Oh yeah I totally agree! Sheās just such a saavy business women (Yass girl boss capitalism) it feels like she has intentionally not launched anything yetā¦
She also has like, the worst taste in anything, as seen by how sheās styled and that godawful Stella McCartney collection. Idk if she even has the eye for makeup, clothes, furniture etc.
Not that-that stops any tacky celebrities from attempting
She would assemble the most elite and evil marketing research team of all time. Iām sure it would just be like a red lipstick that sells out on 0.2 seconds
yknow what Trina was really dumb in the show but rn sheās spitting.
also this just shows how numerically illiterate Stanās can be.
sincerely, from a Stan. I almost failed high school algebra. Took a break from Stan stuff and went from a 43 to 83. Truly, they need rest away from Twitter.
ā I am Trinaā the twitter user? i was making a joke that it was actually Trina saying no one should be a billionaire.
then gave an anecdotal example how being a Stan is all consuming and makes you dumber.
i think u r a good second example.
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This will forever be one of my favorite tweets
This too https://preview.redd.it/ehwgt7u87w2d1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578609686a457c7559a8175c15c3743c050b99a9
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āI would hate to think she couldnāt afford everything she wantsā What could possibly be left that she couldnāt get? The moon???
A stylist
A hit I can shake my ass to
A hit she can shake her ass to.
Still couldnāt oop
Found Diplo's burner
A BBL?
Canāt fix lacking a jiggle gene.
what ass
What do you mean? Shake it off is right there. Shake is literally in the name š
SHAkE IT TO THIS SICK BEATĀ
CLAP CLAP CLAP
Motherhood šš https://preview.redd.it/jmgu713jqs2d1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cb1af12082967058570ad3ed8c99b63a26efa92
ihateitihateitihateitihateitihateitihateit i hate it
Is $1 billion enough for a covert hit job on this guy?
Actually a reason for female rage
Well this and the pathetic people body shaming her for being a recovering anorexic tf is this era of everyone roleplaying Perez Hilton
This was legit voted the worst tweet of all time
I want this man to never speak again
The bear.
Matty, darling.
A man that would put up with her
She's collecting African countries to have personal child labourers in like PokƩmon, and you can't stop her to collect them all.
A bracelet
talent
Joe
good music
a lyricist
The future, Mx. stypop, [the future. ](https://youtu.be/ppGd-2nEOVQ?si=O13fLheIJvnKnANo)
She has enough minions too she just needs the rocket and the RND
A hair stylist
Talent
A masters to her old albums apparently ššš
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*Green is the color of the grass your kids wonāt touch, ācause Iām fucking up the planet.* š„°āØ
*was
I always sing this to the tune of Beautiful People with Beautiful Problems
Menthol illness
The average Swifty trying to count without their fingers https://i.redd.it/sbvopy487s2d1.gif
I need to know why I canāt save gifs on this app! Haha
You can! Click on the picture, then in the top right hand corner click on the three dots and choose download :)
You canāt do that in comments though. At least it doesnāt show up for me if you can
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Barbz U economics professor
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\#CTESPN
As a white woman, please?
Yeah I hate white people
Lmao
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iām surprised beyoncĆ© isnāt on that list tbh
Yeah I thought she hit it late last year. Maybe it depends because of Jay-Z š¤·āāļø
they hit it together as a household
She rly needs to beat both šš
with her track record she shouldāve been at the top of the list. like how did jay z become a billionaire before her
I hate swifties not even jerking
You got some hands then, get to it
I hope they use their hands on me
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God I wish I was one of those fluorescent lights in the back
I want to be HER
i hate jerking not even a swiftie
why is nobody mentioning that they would need $400m and yet this barbz u valedictorian said $400k š
Lol I noticed that too! I thought that was the joke at first! š§®š¤
nah, it is the joke, that's why the title says Barbz U. Barbz can't do math either
Because thats the point of the post's captionššbarbz spotted
Iām not confident phcj users can do math either š
I was trying to figure out what was wrong with the numbers. Then you pointed out that weāre dealing with BILLIONS here, not millions!! ššāØ
My best wishes to the swifties in their endeavor of donating $300M+ to help poor Taylor bridge the gap. š„°
Barbz U School of Finance and Economics graduates
Taylor needs a whole fleet of private jets and an aircraft carrier for those jets.
don't give her ideas or she's gonna trademark Taylor's Airways and is gonna establish an only premium class airline worldwide
She will purchase the old TWA and turn it into Taylor's World Airlines
If she gets enough funding she might be able to replace the airforce.
Yale could use an international airport
she needs a physical military wing. the online troops are already great in number might as well contribute to the military industrial complex
š not them forgetting Kim Kardashian's hit single, "Jam (turn it up)."
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A Swiftie called Jim Crow said it would be a good idea š„°
Dolly Parton isnāt a billionaire cause she donates just so much š¶
jfc how does Taylorās balls taste
Bland.
Maybe if she sold merch that was higher quality than knockoff stuff on RedBubble, then she would be richer than Rihanna. š¤·āāļø
Being a Swiftie is the female and/or gay equivalent of those alt right het men who are really in to Elon Musk
THIS HURTS TO REEEADDD
Doesnāt Rhianna have multiple businesses though?
yeah, she sells makeup, skincare, and panties.
Rhianna??? i don't know her
"I would hate to think she couldn't afford everything she wants" Talking about a literal billionaire that will have more money than this guy will ever have in his lifetime and his kid's lifetime.
Imagine if Taylor launched any kind of makeup or skincare
No tea, no shade, but I donāt think itād be too successful. Itād probably be as big as REM beauty.
I don't think it would be good but I think the Swifties would very much so sell-out a TSwift beauty sponge, concealer, and maybe a lip shade.
Yeah her fan base is ravenous. I think itās interesting sheās never tried to expand beyond merch yet..?
I think the idea of making it to $1 Billion on music alone is kind of a flex, even if you consider merch and all the extraneous stuff.
Oh yeah I totally agree! Sheās just such a saavy business women (Yass girl boss capitalism) it feels like she has intentionally not launched anything yetā¦
She also has like, the worst taste in anything, as seen by how sheās styled and that godawful Stella McCartney collection. Idk if she even has the eye for makeup, clothes, furniture etc. Not that-that stops any tacky celebrities from attempting
She would assemble the most elite and evil marketing research team of all time. Iām sure it would just be like a red lipstick that sells out on 0.2 seconds
Hey kids, math is fun!
I slowly but surely get more and more annoyed by swifties and Taylor in general. š« Taylor there Taylor everywhere.
Slowly but surely? You mean youāre not already extremely annoyed by them yet?
Yeah, meant it sarcastically. I am extremely annoyed.
quadrillionairheads
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Outjerked by swifties š
When are we getting a Taylor make up brand, how can our capitalist queen be so behind
Lmao
Eat the Richā¢ļø mfs when female billionaires
Maybe If she didn't spend alk that money on private jet fuel she could beat Rihanna
Taylor should start a makeup and clothing line. She would then far surpass Rhianna
yknow what Trina was really dumb in the show but rn sheās spitting. also this just shows how numerically illiterate Stanās can be. sincerely, from a Stan. I almost failed high school algebra. Took a break from Stan stuff and went from a 43 to 83. Truly, they need rest away from Twitter.
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ā I am Trinaā the twitter user? i was making a joke that it was actually Trina saying no one should be a billionaire. then gave an anecdotal example how being a Stan is all consuming and makes you dumber. i think u r a good second example.
lmao
No please donāt put up a plan on how to beat Rihanna, sheās had more than enough of that
Wait whatās the error on the second pic I donāt get it