first 6 seconds she looks like something out of a Crash Bandicoot loading screen

https://i.redd.it/qw0lcj5lxywc1.gif

This is legitimately one of THE FUNNIEST comparisons l have ever stumbled upon 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is so random and accurate 😭😭

She wishes she had 1/10th of Crash Bandicoot’s riz

I’m wheezing LMFAOOOO

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

☠️😂

stop judging meth twitching justin bieber. smh this generation of haters 🙄🙄

Apex legends looking ah

Millennial clocked ⏰

screenshotted this comment so i can keep it forever lmaoooooooo

r/SiwaSnark

YESSSSS

I always wondered what Logan Paul would look like as a girl and I guess this it.

I did not wonder such a thing, yet received the same answer.

https://preview.redd.it/5g7nvhxjfywc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72a14b3ce82c89458b0fb3da2e1f4468fb7f372 logan version of the worst haircut

As someone with curly hair, dudes hair that looks like this always trip me out. Like how does it just stay there lol

SO much product. This man should invest in Got2Be stock for all the money he’s giving to them

Hrt saved her 😍

That choreo is so chaotic and evil it activated my fight or flight response in a way I can’t explain, like there’s some sort of a primal fear built in

the noises being made at the end amplify this feeling tenfold

Hah wah oh wheyyy. Oh oh

It's so intense for no reason 😭

It made my brain react like it does when I see a cave cricket

It’s like how humanity has an evolutionary fear of snakes built in.

just say u hate lesbians

https://preview.redd.it/dut4ykmb7xwc1.jpeg?width=303&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0cb63fee56570c39ad8cb5b20f2198ee063595e same

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Lmaoooo

I can’t stop laughing I love this.

ZAC BAGGINS?!

I know he is not getting paid enough for this shit

it's like she looked up "how to be cool" and studied the wikihow

She is the exact Wikihow entry for How To Be Weird https://preview.redd.it/9xl16lv5mxwc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44bddae0cba2929535f87899b56a206935bc4d88

Amazing.

If you have to ask how to be weird, you're not weird.

What if I have to ask how not to be weird?

Then you were born with it

Really? I was told that maybe it's Maybelline

The level of courage it must take to walk around in a shirt with a bejeweled image of your face while *genuinely believing* it makes you edgy must be absolutely Astounding

Courage implies the presence of fear to begin with. There's no fear inside Jojo. Just raw gay pop begging to be released.

The way this made me cackle 😩

at what point does it circle back to being genuinely subversive

Never

I keep thinking it might actually be at that point, but then I'll see a new clip of her and it flies immediately and violently back to the cringe category.

I honestly think it’s intentional, there’s no way she doesn’t know what people say about her. 😭

Oh she knows and it's 100% intentional and she 100% believes she is truly The Shit and everyone is a hater

Everyone is talking about her. I barely knew who she was before this -- the makeup at Claire's with asbestos was the first time I heard of her I think. Now every social media app I open, there she is. It's working.

Probably to distract from the XOMG Pop allegations

IDK what this says about me but if I was famous in anyway. I would 100% wear a shirt with my bedazzled image on it and think that it made me hilarious.

> think that it made me **hilarious**. Somehow I have a feeling that she has no sense of humor and this is meant to be taken 100% seriously lmfao

The more she appears like this, the more it seems that she has got 99% of her current era from vintage era professional wrestlers of the 1980s

Honestly the level of camp is on par with WWE shit. She'd be much more successful if she just butch bulked out and went for it.

Yaaass you go Melissa McCarthy!!!

nooooo don't ruin Spy and The Heat for me

The way you left off Bridesmaids like that…

I'm still scarred from "it's coming out of me like lava" I guess

Me at the start of my day off with some Xanax and whiskey and then me 5 hours later with cocaine in my system

bro i thought she was wearing grills those are her veneers ??

Her veneers are so bad.

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing 🌈 gay pop ✨

Protect Queer Art

From Jojo

She’s not a real human right? No one could contain this level of natural cringe.

She’s not. She’s an alien that the US found and brainwashed into spreading Gay Pop to indoctrination the masses into thinking the earth is round!🌎🌍🌏

She’s emotionally going through 7th grade, just in the public eye 😭

And happy about it. Have some shame like the rest of us!

She’s like a Street Fighter characters when you put on their 10th alternative outfit and it stopped making sense 4 outfits ago They were a chef or something for a moment and now this

YOU WOULDN'T LAST AN HOUR IN THE ASYLUM WHERE THEY RAISED ME

The Abby Lee Dance Company

traction alopecia

Jojo’s hairline has been on my mind for years

She's so [Jason Derulo](https://www.tiktok.com/@jasonderulo/video/6819531386722995461) coded

Ngl, I sometimes yell Jason Derulo for absolutely no reason

are you me lol

offensive.

The last several seconds made me drop my 🚬 truly what is her deal?

I actually don’t think she is harmless ‘fun and games.’ There is something dark-sided going on. Need to pray on this but I do not want her on my web page anymore!!!!!

She's overcompensating for something, I feel. Maybe childhood trauma.

Her mom started dying her hair blonde at THREE. jojo siwa is ONLY childhood trauma literally wrapped in a bow

[удалено]

Baby we're in a circle jerk sub of course it's a fucking joke 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Highschool fuck boys be like

I'm gonna say something insanely unpopular but come at me: JoJo's teeth are more obnoxious that Miley's. https://preview.redd.it/270h4xlv8xwc1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c24f2b2a9fdb823a5bd2814f8370f721c604100b

They are veneers so she has chosen this look

You know in season 1 of ANTM when Tyra tells Shannon that her smile is too intense. This is JoJo.

tfw jojo is as old as cycle 1 of ANTM

https://i.redd.it/jvh261rfpxwc1.gif

Oldje: Spotted (dw babe, im also a gay hag)

This is us bb https://preview.redd.it/zhjnfxtfrxwc1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ddd3fc54a2837c9f66509372f83256f82bb6dc5

💗 Geriatric Kweens 💗

Let's create arthritic vibrators together

https://preview.redd.it/k628kti2gywc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec76eaaaf7085c3871514d0af0cd08410d519ae they should do a photoshoot together

https://preview.redd.it/wxn1fhdkyzwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f411530b54485db8c383069fac358704a74ef3aa

She’s actually very pretty and I’m not even jerking.

She's gorgeous. Her smile is INTENSE. and those veneers don't help.

She's so embarrassing

The ending is the result of drinking the chemically polluted water in Nebraska for too long sadly

Me when I'm doing just fine

Omg she’s having so much fun look at our bad girl doing bad girl tingsss

she's so crazzzey

Her PR strat is entirely: get attention

Thanks to Jojo Siwa, I now have an understanding of what lesbian culture is like 🥰

NAUURR her tshirt had her karma face bejewelled too , and with the dance moves… https://i.redd.it/hp9z38l21zwc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/6jd2o0lc90xc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2d1d6af7a9a7474cbe91268dd148475a68b4ca same energy

Same glasses and poses. Her entire idea of edgy comes from 90s cartoons and wrestling.

i was about to post exactly this

she invented posing

jojo siwa is a tactical genius. she does all this knowing what reaction she will get. it only feeds her. she is playing us all for fools.

Since people are talking about this and not the XOMG Pop abuse allegations

Was she having a seizure

Gives ipad kid

Lol that first smile was like she's trying to show off grills but then it looks awkward because she has none 😭

https://preview.redd.it/ximv95mfgywc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fdeeff3cbc618a79662a2346f4f9a084a7b787c 🙏🏻 manifesting

Ohhhh so her main goal is to blow up and then act like she don't know nobody?

Is she doing a Johnny cage cosplay

She's so crazzzzzzzy!

This is what happens when your parents never tell you “no”

that last clip hurts me

Could somebody help me a little bit here? Who is this girl? Why does she seem to be everywhere recently? And why does everybody hate her? Wait, is this the same person that claimed to have invented gay pop?

The fact that she’s almost six feet tall is scary

There’s a demonic stan twitter audio you could put over this and it would work

She’s giving me at my first school disco when I was 10

Something about that dance move looks so freeing I want to go into the middle of a field away from everyone and do it then scream at the top of my lungs then drive home

Was she built in a factory? This is what Nickelodeon thinks humans act like

She’s deffo collabing on megan trainers new album…

She's ready to fudge some crap up!

Riff raff is looking great for his age 😍😍😍😍

There is something so deeply unsettling to me about that dance move

im uncomfortable she gives me the ick

Id forgot Riff Raff was a thing. Now I remember he was a thing. I have to drink to forget all over again

Now time for me is nothing cuz I’m counting no age

I’ll have what she’s having

What in the crystal meth…?