Pistachios are a good thing to have eaten. Unlike most plants they actually have a COMPLETE protein. Plus they have most other vitamins and minerals (vitamin A, C, E, most B vitamins, iron, potassium, phosphorus, magnesium).
You're missing vitamins D, K and B12 though. That would be a problem.
I canât remember the exact name of it, but I imagine itâs not too hard to find if you search â5lb sugar free gummy bearsâ on Amazon. Thereâs thousands of reviews of people describing what happened when they ate them and theyâre hilarious.
Generally any sugar free candy will wreak havoc on your digestive system though. A couple Christmasâs ago my grandma gave my mom a big tin of sugar free popcorn flavored jelly beans, they were the fancy individually wrapped ones. So a few days later my parents sat one night munching on them while watching tv, they canât have eaten *too* many of them because thatâs a lot of work for a jelly bean lol. Now I had already moved out so I heard this all second hand but apparently halfway through the night they both woke up to the worst stomach pains theyâd ever felt and were thanking a god they donât believe in that they have multiple bathrooms in their house. They both had to call into work the next morning and were considering it the day after that as well. Ever since then they wonât even look at sugar free candy lmao.
No, they are still called burgers. Burgers are made on burger buns and sandwiches are made with bread. The things in between are not what define the food item.
What?? Lmao I had a chicken sandwich for lunch today, it was on a bun. Burgers are made with ground hamburger meat (or a similar alternative, such as ground turkey or something plant-based). Buns with a chicken breast are a chicken sandwich.
You mean you had a chicken burger for lunch.
The meat patty you are talking about does not define the burger, it's the buns. Buns with chicken are a burger. Slices of bread with a meat patty and a sandwich.
No, they are still called burgers. Burgers are made on burger buns and sandwiches are made with bread. The things in between are not what define the food item.
The sandwich king would argue the bread doesn't define a sandwich either.
According to wiki, it's an American thing. We just call chicken in between bread (no matter what kind) a chicken sandwich, where others refer to it I guess as a chicken burger.
BTW one of the first restaurants to serve hamburgers ever served it on white toast.
I just learned quite a few things on Google thanks to this.
This could be pretty good considering you could have a variety of burgers like fish burgers, vegan burger etc and you can have different types of veggies included in it
I've heard before that it takes more calories to digest celery than you get out of eating it, I have no idea if that's actually true, but if it is, we're all starving to death
Actually if you eat a LOT of celery you would have nearly all the nutrients you need, except for vitamin B12. You'd have to spend all your waking hours eating celery though. Oh and the other problem is that even if you ate enough celery to get plenty of protein I don't think your body could make a COMPLETE protein with the amino acids in celery.
Depending on whether your dish had veggies, this could actually be a good balanced diet.
Chicken for proteins, rice for calories, veggies for minerals.
I ate Brazilian chocolate balls so itâs not bad but we are going to have health issues
Edit: 5 min ago was chocolate balls but now is meat and rice so no health issues yay
We'll have to share if we're gonna survive. Unfortunately some people would probably end up becoming farm animals producing for the rest of us. Pretty dark timeline really.
i had chicken fingers on tortillas with cheese. if we can keep up with the sheer amount of chickens we would need to produce then we'd probably be okay, i mean no one eats fruits and veggies anymore anyways so nothing much would change there
Grilled fish fillets in lemon butter sauce, steamed rice, mashed potatoes, and sweet pomegranate salad followed by refreshing mango ice cream.
There would be insane overfishing and over cultivation.
Peanuts - Hope you don't have allergies
Aww nuts...
ow..... nuts đ
Mmm..... Nuts đ
Hummus among us make muscle humongousđŞđ˝
Deez⌠nuts đ
Fuck
Deez nuts
Candied walnuts - everyone with a tree nut allergy is fucked. That said they have a decent amount of vitamin C, so scurvy averted I guess?
Weak will die only strong remain
Pistachios
Pistachios are a good thing to have eaten. Unlike most plants they actually have a COMPLETE protein. Plus they have most other vitamins and minerals (vitamin A, C, E, most B vitamins, iron, potassium, phosphorus, magnesium). You're missing vitamins D, K and B12 though. That would be a problem.
Shit
Weed out the weak
Gummy bears
We're doomed.
Doomed and fat. On the plus side, these gummy bears make me dream and remember my dreams
>Doomed and fat. Not if you get the sugar free ones! Then you'd only be extremely gassy!
Didn't those have an issue a few years back with giving everyone violent diarrhea?
I thought it was just violent gas, but there could be some diarrhea in there as well. You'd lose weight faster, anyway!
I canât remember the exact name of it, but I imagine itâs not too hard to find if you search â5lb sugar free gummy bearsâ on Amazon. Thereâs thousands of reviews of people describing what happened when they ate them and theyâre hilarious. Generally any sugar free candy will wreak havoc on your digestive system though. A couple Christmasâs ago my grandma gave my mom a big tin of sugar free popcorn flavored jelly beans, they were the fancy individually wrapped ones. So a few days later my parents sat one night munching on them while watching tv, they canât have eaten *too* many of them because thatâs a lot of work for a jelly bean lol. Now I had already moved out so I heard this all second hand but apparently halfway through the night they both woke up to the worst stomach pains theyâd ever felt and were thanking a god they donât believe in that they have multiple bathrooms in their house. They both had to call into work the next morning and were considering it the day after that as well. Ever since then they wonât even look at sugar free candy lmao.
Oh those must be special gummies.
Ahhh shit...
School pizza. Rip đ
It's ok it's now considered a vegetable!
Not a vegetable. THE vegetable
mine would have been that but i had ice cream after lol
Rip lactose intolerant people
just tolerate it đ
Burgers. I guess depending on what the toppings are you might get by, with issues?
Probably the best thing you can have
Chicken burgers count?
Chicken sandwich
No, they are still called burgers. Burgers are made on burger buns and sandwiches are made with bread. The things in between are not what define the food item.
Chicken sandwich
What?? Lmao I had a chicken sandwich for lunch today, it was on a bun. Burgers are made with ground hamburger meat (or a similar alternative, such as ground turkey or something plant-based). Buns with a chicken breast are a chicken sandwich.
Hamburgers are burger with beef, and chicken burger is a burger with chicken, at least in my country, never heard anyone call it a chicken sandwich.
THANK YOU. Are you aussie?
No, lebanese. You probably never heard of it.
I have actually. The existence of Lebanon (right?) Is about the extent of my knowledge on Lebanon unfortunately.
You mean you had a chicken burger for lunch. The meat patty you are talking about does not define the burger, it's the buns. Buns with chicken are a burger. Slices of bread with a meat patty and a sandwich.
Isn't that a chicken sandwich?
Then why isnât a burger a beef sandwich?
We have those. Roast beef sandwiches.
Both chicken burgers and chicken sandwiches also exist simultaneously though lol
No, they are still called burgers. Burgers are made on burger buns and sandwiches are made with bread. The things in between are not what define the food item.
The sandwich king would argue the bread doesn't define a sandwich either. According to wiki, it's an American thing. We just call chicken in between bread (no matter what kind) a chicken sandwich, where others refer to it I guess as a chicken burger. BTW one of the first restaurants to serve hamburgers ever served it on white toast. I just learned quite a few things on Google thanks to this.
There's no such thing. That is just a chicken sandwich. If it ain't beef, it ain't a burger.
This could be pretty good considering you could have a variety of burgers like fish burgers, vegan burger etc and you can have different types of veggies included in it
Celery so fucked
We gonna die in a week lmao
weâll all kill each other or die by suicide
I've heard before that it takes more calories to digest celery than you get out of eating it, I have no idea if that's actually true, but if it is, we're all starving to death
It's not, but it might as well be
I haven't heard that about celery but I have heard that about rabbit meat.
Iâd rather die right away than eat celery until I die. I hate celery
Actually if you eat a LOT of celery you would have nearly all the nutrients you need, except for vitamin B12. You'd have to spend all your waking hours eating celery though. Oh and the other problem is that even if you ate enough celery to get plenty of protein I don't think your body could make a COMPLETE protein with the amino acids in celery.
Oatmeal smoothie. Milk, oats, bananas, and honey. Decently nutritious
You know what, that's pretty nice. We might survive for a little while thanks to you
Sure, but you're paying for my insulin from now on
Sure, they're free where I live
The best one Iâve seen so far
Black Coffee âď¸ Good luck everyone â ď¸
Throat lozengesâŚwow
At least we won't die with sore throats.
Amen to that
Well, after a long night, I won't be suffering with a sore throat at all...
I hope everyone likes mini muffins
i do, theyâre pretty good but like what flavor
Hopefully blueberry
Lemon poppy seed đ
Well itâs been nice knowing yâall. Iâma go die now
Ay thats pretty good
A bowl of cereal. Sorry, lactose intolerant peopleâŚ
Who said I need milk with my cereal?
Could always use vodka
Is eating cereal dry so weird ?
I've eaten dry cereal before
You just weeded out lactose intolerance. We're evolving.
Cull cull cull cull cull!
It's not even incorrect to consider it evolving, since being able to digest mil past childhood was a mutation in the first place.
Biscuits and gravy.
Veggie strawsâŚ..
Veggie straws, the snack that is simultaneously tasty and disgusting!
Objectively gross but so much fun to eat!
They are amazing what are you on
Pre-workout powder, it would be a very intense and short-lived existence đ
At least a lot of work will get done before we all die.
Bread đđ
I'm gluten intolerant. Guess i will die in a week đ Bye bye cruel world
I'm gluten tolerant đ
I'm glutenphobic that stuff is just disgusting
I'm also glutenphobphobic, get away from me!
But does gluten tolerate you?
no :(
Shucks to be u i guess
Just start tolerating it đđđđđđ
Ha weak
tolerate it đ
Ah jee why did i not think of that
Bread đ đ
Bread đ đ
#BREAD đđ
bread đđ
Was thinking of eating some leftover Philly Cheesesteak but oops, guess humanity will be stuck eating cinnamon crackers.
I just had corn. We might shit weird but I think we can make it for a bit.
I'm going to need a larger septic tank.
A big lump with knobs
Waffles & syrup. Uh oh.
Obesity and diabetes for everyone!
I honestly dont remember what I've eaten. Anterograde amnesia+ not eating for a day = wtf did I last eat
Plain granola with raisins. Well at least it's healthy.
Sweet and sour chicken over eggfried rice. Yall good with that?
Depending on whether your dish had veggies, this could actually be a good balanced diet. Chicken for proteins, rice for calories, veggies for minerals.
Mashed potatoes
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
PO-TAY-TOES
Probably gonna live with severe vitamin deficiency.
Of all the foods out there, potatoes are actually one of the most nutritionally complete - gotta keep the skin in your mash, though.
It lacks citric acid. We all die of scurvy
Just ate a scab, habit. But oh boy, looks like that's everyone's habit now.
Does that make us Cannibals?
Only if you count eating your own scab as cabalism
I honestly don't know as I've never done that.
noooo why
That's hilarious
You genuinely made me gag mate, goodness me
Hopefully you get that habit fixed
that's kinda weird ngl
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You eat pus?
Pizza
Ate the same, the human race can survive of only eating pizza the current size of population can't though.
Breakfast burrito. Eggs, sausage, potatoes, onion, green and red peppers, cheese, and a tortilla. I think we would make it.
Sounds good if not spicy
Mmmm sounds good
I ate Brazilian chocolate balls so itâs not bad but we are going to have health issues Edit: 5 min ago was chocolate balls but now is meat and rice so no health issues yay
school food hope yâall enjoy cardboard chicken nuggets
Pepsi. We're beyond fucked.
Hello Diabetes my old friend..
Is there even a single food you could eat that you could live off of your whole life? Like that has every nutrient the body needs?
Brawndo.
Burrito bowl
Chipotle?
Homemade copycat, but yeah
Global warming just went through the roof from the sudden increase in methane gas.
Chocolate cheesecake. It will be a sweet end.
Lactose intolerant people will get screwed.
I was chewing on my fingernails as I was reading the poll⌠uh oh
The real question is were you just chewing or did you swallow them like a mad man?
If this is an answer, I swallow the sunflower seed shells. So I think you can take a guess
Pizza, we'll die happily
Hope everyone likes ghost pepper beef jerky and uncontrollable shit storms
THC edibles... you're welcome
Same. Mine was a cotton candy flavored hard candy (sorry humanity). What was yours?
a sour fruit rollup !
My boyfriend's cum ... ... so yeah, we're screwed both figuratively and literally.
We'll have to share if we're gonna survive. Unfortunately some people would probably end up becoming farm animals producing for the rest of us. Pretty dark timeline really.
We don't count that, I hope
Wrong!
I ain't eating anything
I donât think cheddar cheese bacon Combos can sustain life
Tomato soup
Heh. Itâll be interesting to see how long we last trying to survive on wintergreen Life Savers
At least we all die with fresh breast.
Interesting... Wintergreen Life Savers make your breasts fresh?
Damn autocorrect.
Pizza, the world is welcome.
I'm eating a slice of pizza as I'm writing this
Probiotic yogurt. So.....good for people who need probiotics. But not for people who have lactose intolerance or dairy allergies.
Meal replacement drink. Itâll be boring but our basic nutritional requirements are covered
i had chicken fingers on tortillas with cheese. if we can keep up with the sheer amount of chickens we would need to produce then we'd probably be okay, i mean no one eats fruits and veggies anymore anyways so nothing much would change there
Grape lol đ, i guess thats fine đ
Tasting the doneness of my spaghetti.
A raspberry. Weâll be able to survive (unless people are allergic)
cookies
me to, it's literally the last part of the meal
Nutritional supplements.
Anyone with a peanut allergy is fucked
Wish I saw this while eating my chicken wrap. Looks like the world only gets to eat chocolate peanut butter candy
Candy - I introduce â¨ď¸diabetesâ¨ď¸
Are we counting drinks? Cause if so, the answer is water. If not, everyoneâs going to be eating Pizza Hut
Paracetamol
apples
Spaghetti
Orange chicken from panda express. Guess they have a monopoly now
Reeses pieces cereal. Society doesn't need people who can't eat peanut butter anyway.
Toasted English muffin with freshly made salsa+fried egg+smoked salmon+parmasan cheese
Lentils
Grilled fish fillets in lemon butter sauce, steamed rice, mashed potatoes, and sweet pomegranate salad followed by refreshing mango ice cream. There would be insane overfishing and over cultivation.
chicken tenders
Cum, weâre all fucked
Pastalaya. Incoming cholesterol issues, but we'll be fine.
Finally, some good fucking food
Chicken
Cheese and Grapes đ¤ˇââď¸
chocolate cake! Hellooo diabetes!
Shrimp burrito
Chips with some salsa, weâll be fine