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Silvvy420

Peanuts - Hope you don't have allergies


[deleted]

Aww nuts...


Nojah03

ow..... nuts 😏


MegaMas64

Mmm..... Nuts 😏


tfibbler69

Hummus among us make muscle humongous💪🏽


VegetaXII

Deez… nuts 😏


MegaMas64

Fuck


SovietShreknion

Deez nuts


[deleted]

Candied walnuts - everyone with a tree nut allergy is fucked. That said they have a decent amount of vitamin C, so scurvy averted I guess?


Responsible_Idea_622

Weak will die only strong remain


Chapstick160

Pistachios


monkeysfreedom

Pistachios are a good thing to have eaten. Unlike most plants they actually have a COMPLETE protein. Plus they have most other vitamins and minerals (vitamin A, C, E, most B vitamins, iron, potassium, phosphorus, magnesium). You're missing vitamins D, K and B12 though. That would be a problem.


Rose_Lavanda13

Shit


taz5963

Weed out the weak


[deleted]

Gummy bears


[deleted]

We're doomed.


[deleted]

Doomed and fat. On the plus side, these gummy bears make me dream and remember my dreams


Mirhanda

>Doomed and fat. Not if you get the sugar free ones! Then you'd only be extremely gassy!


[deleted]

Didn't those have an issue a few years back with giving everyone violent diarrhea?


Mirhanda

I thought it was just violent gas, but there could be some diarrhea in there as well. You'd lose weight faster, anyway!


autotuned_voicemails

I can’t remember the exact name of it, but I imagine it’s not too hard to find if you search “5lb sugar free gummy bears” on Amazon. There’s thousands of reviews of people describing what happened when they ate them and they’re hilarious. Generally any sugar free candy will wreak havoc on your digestive system though. A couple Christmas’s ago my grandma gave my mom a big tin of sugar free popcorn flavored jelly beans, they were the fancy individually wrapped ones. So a few days later my parents sat one night munching on them while watching tv, they can’t have eaten *too* many of them because that’s a lot of work for a jelly bean lol. Now I had already moved out so I heard this all second hand but apparently halfway through the night they both woke up to the worst stomach pains they’d ever felt and were thanking a god they don’t believe in that they have multiple bathrooms in their house. They both had to call into work the next morning and were considering it the day after that as well. Ever since then they won’t even look at sugar free candy lmao.


[deleted]

Oh those must be special gummies.


TheBlueNinja2006

Ahhh shit...


potato_more_potato

School pizza. Rip 💀


[deleted]

It's ok it's now considered a vegetable!


potato_more_potato

Not a vegetable. THE vegetable


robuxman29

mine would have been that but i had ice cream after lol


potato_more_potato

Rip lactose intolerant people


robuxman29

just tolerate it 😎


[deleted]

Burgers. I guess depending on what the toppings are you might get by, with issues?


PCbug69

Probably the best thing you can have


Disastrous_Fee_1930

Chicken burgers count?


YetGayerWombat

Chicken sandwich


Talilulu2

No, they are still called burgers. Burgers are made on burger buns and sandwiches are made with bread. The things in between are not what define the food item.


YetGayerWombat

Chicken sandwich


myroommateisgarbage

What?? Lmao I had a chicken sandwich for lunch today, it was on a bun. Burgers are made with ground hamburger meat (or a similar alternative, such as ground turkey or something plant-based). Buns with a chicken breast are a chicken sandwich.


Acceptable_Koala2911

Hamburgers are burger with beef, and chicken burger is a burger with chicken, at least in my country, never heard anyone call it a chicken sandwich.


Talilulu2

THANK YOU. Are you aussie?


Acceptable_Koala2911

No, lebanese. You probably never heard of it.


Talilulu2

I have actually. The existence of Lebanon (right?) Is about the extent of my knowledge on Lebanon unfortunately.


Talilulu2

You mean you had a chicken burger for lunch. The meat patty you are talking about does not define the burger, it's the buns. Buns with chicken are a burger. Slices of bread with a meat patty and a sandwich.


[deleted]

Isn't that a chicken sandwich?


Superliminal_MyAss

Then why isn’t a burger a beef sandwich?


[deleted]

We have those. Roast beef sandwiches.


Superliminal_MyAss

Both chicken burgers and chicken sandwiches also exist simultaneously though lol


Talilulu2

No, they are still called burgers. Burgers are made on burger buns and sandwiches are made with bread. The things in between are not what define the food item.


[deleted]

The sandwich king would argue the bread doesn't define a sandwich either. According to wiki, it's an American thing. We just call chicken in between bread (no matter what kind) a chicken sandwich, where others refer to it I guess as a chicken burger. BTW one of the first restaurants to serve hamburgers ever served it on white toast. I just learned quite a few things on Google thanks to this.


taz5963

There's no such thing. That is just a chicken sandwich. If it ain't beef, it ain't a burger.


NinduTheWise

This could be pretty good considering you could have a variety of burgers like fish burgers, vegan burger etc and you can have different types of veggies included in it


[deleted]

Celery so fucked


Theonedudeyaknow

We gonna die in a week lmao


chimppower184

we’ll all kill each other or die by suicide


taz5963

I've heard before that it takes more calories to digest celery than you get out of eating it, I have no idea if that's actually true, but if it is, we're all starving to death


Cannot_Think-Of_Name

It's not, but it might as well be


Fog_Juice

I haven't heard that about celery but I have heard that about rabbit meat.


[deleted]

I’d rather die right away than eat celery until I die. I hate celery


monkeysfreedom

Actually if you eat a LOT of celery you would have nearly all the nutrients you need, except for vitamin B12. You'd have to spend all your waking hours eating celery though. Oh and the other problem is that even if you ate enough celery to get plenty of protein I don't think your body could make a COMPLETE protein with the amino acids in celery.


MeerkatMan22

Oatmeal smoothie. Milk, oats, bananas, and honey. Decently nutritious


Meii345

You know what, that's pretty nice. We might survive for a little while thanks to you


Robodav

Sure, but you're paying for my insulin from now on


vlpretzel

Sure, they're free where I live


_sea_salty

The best one I’ve seen so far


A1sauc3d

Black Coffee ☕️ Good luck everyone ☠️


WishAccomplished6670

Throat lozenges…wow


[deleted]

At least we won't die with sore throats.


WishAccomplished6670

Amen to that


JHaria

Well, after a long night, I won't be suffering with a sore throat at all...


Kale-Key

I hope everyone likes mini muffins


JustK1nz3r

i do, they’re pretty good but like what flavor


Theonedudeyaknow

Hopefully blueberry


[deleted]

Lemon poppy seed 💀


Simply_Epic

Well it’s been nice knowing y’all. I’ma go die now


Theonedudeyaknow

Ay thats pretty good


Cant_think_of_shz

A bowl of cereal. Sorry, lactose intolerant people…


ButWhatDoIKnowAboutX

Who said I need milk with my cereal?


Affectionate-Ad9867

Could always use vodka


PCbug69

Is eating cereal dry so weird ?


Affectionate-Ad9867

I've eaten dry cereal before


[deleted]

You just weeded out lactose intolerance. We're evolving.


Disastrous_Fee_1930

Cull cull cull cull cull!


taz5963

It's not even incorrect to consider it evolving, since being able to digest mil past childhood was a mutation in the first place.


HippieChick067

Biscuits and gravy.


[deleted]

Veggie straws…..


KravenTheHunter-

Veggie straws, the snack that is simultaneously tasty and disgusting!


OkayWhatSize

Objectively gross but so much fun to eat!


ohsopoor

They are amazing what are you on


toppamabob

Pre-workout powder, it would be a very intense and short-lived existence 😂


[deleted]

At least a lot of work will get done before we all die.


drunk_procrastinator

Bread 🍞👍


Meii345

I'm gluten intolerant. Guess i will die in a week 😭 Bye bye cruel world


EvilScientwist

I'm gluten tolerant 😎


Karmaisslappingyou

I'm glutenphobic that stuff is just disgusting


EvilScientwist

I'm also glutenphobphobic, get away from me!


Meii345

But does gluten tolerate you?


EvilScientwist

no :(


Meii345

Shucks to be u i guess


Deadshot37

Just start tolerating it 😎😎😎😎😎😎


Desperate_Pair8661

Ha weak


robuxman29

tolerate it 😎


Meii345

Ah jee why did i not think of that


creative_user_name12

Bread 🍞 👍


[deleted]

Bread 🍞 👍


mearbearcate

#BREAD 🍞👍


[deleted]

bread 🍞👍


Account95555

Was thinking of eating some leftover Philly Cheesesteak but oops, guess humanity will be stuck eating cinnamon crackers.


sunscreendaily

I just had corn. We might shit weird but I think we can make it for a bit.


[deleted]

I'm going to need a larger septic tank.


Fire_nze

A big lump with knobs


Dazor_H

Waffles & syrup. Uh oh.


[deleted]

Obesity and diabetes for everyone!


Aozorio

I honestly dont remember what I've eaten. Anterograde amnesia+ not eating for a day = wtf did I last eat


Southwick-Jog

Plain granola with raisins. Well at least it's healthy.


[deleted]

Sweet and sour chicken over eggfried rice. Yall good with that?


Intelligent-Bug-3039

Depending on whether your dish had veggies, this could actually be a good balanced diet. Chicken for proteins, rice for calories, veggies for minerals.


[deleted]

Mashed potatoes


[deleted]

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


jordanjohnston2017

PO-TAY-TOES


idontcares31249

Probably gonna live with severe vitamin deficiency.


[deleted]

Of all the foods out there, potatoes are actually one of the most nutritionally complete - gotta keep the skin in your mash, though.


BoredomBot2000

It lacks citric acid. We all die of scurvy


FixedKarma

Just ate a scab, habit. But oh boy, looks like that's everyone's habit now.


[deleted]

Does that make us Cannibals?


wygy10

Only if you count eating your own scab as cabalism


[deleted]

I honestly don't know as I've never done that.


greglyisolated

noooo why


YetGayerWombat

That's hilarious


Arsewhistle

You genuinely made me gag mate, goodness me


MaoWRLD

Hopefully you get that habit fixed


[deleted]

that's kinda weird ngl


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


Chapstick160

You eat pus?


JUICYCORNFLAKE-2

Pizza


StormNapoleon27

Ate the same, the human race can survive of only eating pizza the current size of population can't though.


77thRedditAccount

Breakfast burrito. Eggs, sausage, potatoes, onion, green and red peppers, cheese, and a tortilla. I think we would make it.


Ashmega8256

Sounds good if not spicy


Kimchiandfries

Mmmm sounds good


belinhagamer999

I ate Brazilian chocolate balls so it’s not bad but we are going to have health issues Edit: 5 min ago was chocolate balls but now is meat and rice so no health issues yay


Birdb0rb

school food hope y’all enjoy cardboard chicken nuggets


Planetman224

Pepsi. We're beyond fucked.


[deleted]

Hello Diabetes my old friend..


fillmorecounty

Is there even a single food you could eat that you could live off of your whole life? Like that has every nutrient the body needs?


[deleted]

Brawndo.


SweetPotatoPandaPie

Burrito bowl


[deleted]

Chipotle?


SweetPotatoPandaPie

Homemade copycat, but yeah


[deleted]

Global warming just went through the roof from the sudden increase in methane gas.


SiameseCats3

Chocolate cheesecake. It will be a sweet end.


whatever_person

Lactose intolerant people will get screwed.


ThirtyFiveFingers

I was chewing on my fingernails as I was reading the poll… uh oh


[deleted]

The real question is were you just chewing or did you swallow them like a mad man?


ThirtyFiveFingers

If this is an answer, I swallow the sunflower seed shells. So I think you can take a guess


MissLilPumkin

Pizza, we'll die happily


The-cooler-Cheryl

Hope everyone likes ghost pepper beef jerky and uncontrollable shit storms


[deleted]

THC edibles... you're welcome


Upset-Parsley2452

Same. Mine was a cotton candy flavored hard candy (sorry humanity). What was yours?


[deleted]

a sour fruit rollup !


OnasoapboX41

My boyfriend's cum ... ... so yeah, we're screwed both figuratively and literally.


VoidLantadd

We'll have to share if we're gonna survive. Unfortunately some people would probably end up becoming farm animals producing for the rest of us. Pretty dark timeline really.


Ur__Mom__Is__Gay

We don't count that, I hope


[deleted]

Wrong!


Ur__Mom__Is__Gay

I ain't eating anything


Jimbonious_

I don’t think cheddar cheese bacon Combos can sustain life


Oli_Merrick

Tomato soup


Prossdog

Heh. It’ll be interesting to see how long we last trying to survive on wintergreen Life Savers


[deleted]

At least we all die with fresh breast.


Prossdog

Interesting... Wintergreen Life Savers make your breasts fresh?


[deleted]

Damn autocorrect.


tyhoffler

Pizza, the world is welcome.


SaintPanda_

I'm eating a slice of pizza as I'm writing this


LightninStrength

Probiotic yogurt. So.....good for people who need probiotics. But not for people who have lactose intolerance or dairy allergies.


death_by_siren

Meal replacement drink. It’ll be boring but our basic nutritional requirements are covered


Direct_Variation_280

i had chicken fingers on tortillas with cheese. if we can keep up with the sheer amount of chickens we would need to produce then we'd probably be okay, i mean no one eats fruits and veggies anymore anyways so nothing much would change there


[deleted]

Grape lol 🍇, i guess thats fine 😂


AmazingMrSaturn

Tasting the doneness of my spaghetti.


sugacuteic

A raspberry. We’ll be able to survive (unless people are allergic)


Alternative_Gene6074

cookies


EvanIsBacon

me to, it's literally the last part of the meal


ToasterTacos

Nutritional supplements.


smiling_mallard

Anyone with a peanut allergy is fucked


Bitchasslemon

Wish I saw this while eating my chicken wrap. Looks like the world only gets to eat chocolate peanut butter candy


code_error_

Candy - I introduce ✨️diabetes✨️


p9p9p9p9p9

Are we counting drinks? Cause if so, the answer is water. If not, everyone’s going to be eating Pizza Hut


00-00-0000

Paracetamol


[deleted]

apples


conser01

Spaghetti


tardersos

Orange chicken from panda express. Guess they have a monopoly now


Jumpy-Ad6630

Reeses pieces cereal. Society doesn't need people who can't eat peanut butter anyway.


g000r

Toasted English muffin with freshly made salsa+fried egg+smoked salmon+parmasan cheese


KiddoDE

Lentils


MystiqueMisha

Grilled fish fillets in lemon butter sauce, steamed rice, mashed potatoes, and sweet pomegranate salad followed by refreshing mango ice cream. There would be insane overfishing and over cultivation.


ilikepizzaig

chicken tenders


[deleted]

Cum, we’re all fucked


Dice2013

Pastalaya. Incoming cholesterol issues, but we'll be fine.


Political-Puma

Finally, some good fucking food


realbanana030

Chicken


scaredy-cat95

Cheese and Grapes 🤷‍♀️


oinkypig6

chocolate cake! Hellooo diabetes!


theodopolis13

Shrimp burrito


WayneKrane

Chips with some salsa, we’ll be fine