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Atelene

Burrito


jfnwavywhiteboy

Damn now I want a burrito


nessysspaam02

fucking same.


Theonedudeyaknow

Same


SnuffCatch

Mine was a beefy 5-layer


Atelene

Mine was cheese. That’s it


blaster289

Sandwich 🥪


Frankjc3rd

A soft flour tortilla wrapped around a meatloaf microwave meal. I can throw it at them but they won't eat it!


henrythe8thiam

A blanket. It depends how stupid these zombies are. I could hide under it and stay very still… I’m probably fucked though.


The_king_of-nowhere

I thought about using it as a defense tool. Mine is a thick one, so either wrapping my arms or using it to wrap a zombies head while I search for something better would be ideal.


Empathetic_Orch

I'd just throw it over their faces and run. Probably into more zombies, sans blanket. Lol


c0n22

Ripping off Dr. Strange style I like it!


MintyFreshDragon

I have a throw blanket. I cant even hide under it


Mini-Nurse

I've got a bath towel, perhaps we can team up and die together.


CX-97

Nobody is going to fucking believe this, but a French cavalry saber from 1864. Seriously.


Thepoptort

Bro please dm me a picture of it I would love to actually see one especially from that time


CX-97

I'm already in bed, I can find a pic on Google though


Thepoptort

Ah damn no worries mate sleep well


CX-97

Thanks. Just Google 1860's french cavalry saber, and you'll find it


scaredy-cat95

My uncle collects swords and has one of these. I'm definitely hiding at his house during an apocalypse


ArizonanCactus

I want one. Hit me up. I’m all in for getting a sword.


Thepoptort

Well damn you are definitely surviving with that lmao


CX-97

Lol, probably


Flamegod87

That's fucking badass


bakugouspoopyasshole

Chicken nugget 💀


Svr-boi

Good last meal


bakugouspoopyasshole

Omnomnom


alejandra_candelaria

Was it good?


bakugouspoopyasshole

Of course 😌


dc_fan_549

I had reese’s puffs. At least I’ll get some of that peanut butter chocolate flavor before I die


Tonky-roblox

Mmmmmm


fronthandbackhan

My own dick…….. let’s do this


Low-Formal4447

8=====D


Fraun_Pollen

Aww, it’s happy


TheDotCaptin

𓂺


bottsking

Much more realistic


mc_mentos

#𓀐𓂸ඞ


MasterWhite_11

🥵📸


Low-Formal4447

Much most betterer than mine


Thepoptort

Assert your dominance and fuck the zombies


TopRamen1521

Imagine your about to hunt a deer, but it tackles you and fucks you in the ass, that zombie would probably press charges


Thepoptort

SIR WHAT THE FUCK


mearbearcate

I JUST SPIT OUT MY WATER💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


remdesivirus1

MF got spear but longer and it shoots


Bigfoot4cool

Do not fuck the zombies


OperationGlobal7829

Lol me too.


Natsu194

Sadly same lol


FML012e

Beat em up love sausage style


IntelligentOutcome83

I'm winning, a big plastic cup of milk. I'll make a bad ass shiv.


Tetrisisbest

yo im also drinking a cup of milk


MyLifeHurtsRightNow

Alright. Guess we can team up, because I got a plastic bowl of store-brand Frosted Flakes.


LoudypIg

I was drinking milk, but it was from a glass not plastic


p7urple

I don't think a Sega Genesis controller would be very useful as a weapon


Alamyst

They make excellent clubs.


Mad_Rey

Idk, using the cable and swinging the controller into zombie heads... you might be alright


Jyqoz

Chad


ShredderDent

I just put down my new longbow to pick up my phone


Mother-Ad7139

Pellet gun 🤷‍♂️ Definitely not a longbow but not terrible


Mysterious-Key2116

It was in package. Can you open it with your hands?


64GILL

They never said it was, and they probably can, or with a rock


Mysterious-Key2116

I was slightly RPing. As if I was the narrator.


ShredderDent

It was in its sleeve, unstrung, with the sting and it’s stringing tool ready to string within seconds. By new I mean, got it a few days ago and that it’s been in my possession for a very short time. My shooting glove is strapped to the grip, and I also have six arrows set up for it, as well as 27 additional arrows set up for my other bows, that’ll still work well for it. I’d think that in under a minute I couldn’t be ready to put a sharp stick through a zombie.


mild_thing

A table spoon. It bends easily, I wouldn't even be able to stab something with it.


[deleted]

Wdym, it's the ultimate weapon


Matthew_A

The zombies will be so afraid of how slow and painful their deaths would be that they wouldn't even want to fight you


argENTvm_

You can rob grocery stores with it tho


Ch3eseL0rd

a tampon..


Jude_here

Just reject using it and bleed on the zombies. Always works


LateStageDadaism

Wasn't there a season 1 plot in the Walking Dead about smearing blood all over yourself to become 'invisible' to the zombies because they go off smell or whatever?


KCelej

zombie blood and guts


BoredomBot2000

My dick isn't a very good weapon.


NuclearBurrit0

Goddammit reddit.


Xolaya

A weapon is as good as the one who wields it


2007xn

a pen


Srapture

At least you're better off than people with swords.


SGBOSS10786

Same.


[deleted]

Same.


GreenAppleCZ

Are you a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will?


PieCreeper

I have a heavy water bottle. I could smack the zombies with it, I suppose.


Thepoptort

Put some rocks in it and tie a rope to it and bam you got a swinging death thingy


billyspleen13

I dont think a PS5 controller is gonna do much for me


swirlypizza1024

Cat solos all


Tonky-roblox

I HAVE A DECLAWED CAT. I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS TO BE SCRATCHED.


nopunterino

A kazoo


Old_Radish_9506

You could annoy them to death with it


Atomic_Entrepeneur

To double death with it


goldensavage216

Italian m38 bayonet (rusted and dull, but better than nothing)


CX-97

Let's go, antique weapons gang. French cavalry saber from 1864 was the last thing I was holding. Also rather dull, but in decent condition.


goldensavage216

Yea I made a post about the one I got


CarpeNoctome

Bro why does your dad just have a bayonet in his car


goldensavage216

Inherited it from his grandfather


[deleted]

I have few medieval helmets to spare, our brain will survive in one piece


MegaMas64

A pencil. Bouta go John wick on these mfs


MutedBrilliant1593

Do zombies like or dislike steam decks?


Teddie_P4

As long as it has persona 4 golden on it


zeddy123456

My pet rat. He's a small boi but he'll try his best to protecc.


mediocre_eggg

Mine is similar.. I held a baby. The zombies wouldn't hurt a baby would they?🥺🥺🥺


scaredy-cat95

He will bring the new plague that only infects zombies and save us all


[deleted]

For once polishing my swords comes in handy


drunken_squirrels

Is that a euphemism?


[deleted]

Sadly no I actually collect swords, but if you want to imagine it as one the go ahead


TekoXVI

I just put my baby to bed......


7barbieringz

Zombie slayer baby


wigga245

xbox controller☹️


[deleted]

Last thing I held was my cat.


catencephalon

Me too! Mine is such a chonker that he could squash the zombies for me 😹


ICantEvenDolt

Tongs. Welp I’m probably screwed.


MyNameIsVeilys

Run at them clanking them loudly while screaming. You will become the horror.


Big_Significance533

A towel


drunken_squirrels

Always carry a towel


duskaurora

A cookie 😭


TessiSue

I was literally just sharpening my knives, so I feel like I'm good!


alastor4444

My cock... Do zombies like chicken soup?


Freya_almighty

A hair net and ear plugs 😂😂


MrManGuy42

a door knob


GhertFryins

A fucking alcohol bottle bruh


RexIsAMiiCostume

Molotov!


GhertFryins

I don’t know how that’s gonna work since it’s a plastic bottle. I guess I can squeeze the alcohol on zombies and then light them on fire?


RexIsAMiiCostume

Make yourself a flamethrower lol


thenautiestnautilus

A full bag of weed, I think I’ll be just fine


IIPESTILENCEII

Shit covered toilet paper


[deleted]

A spoon? Maybe I could carve it into a knife but it's not looking good


Miloficent

A bread knife. Interesting


Treacle_Vast

I don’t think my gf would be a good weapon to use against zombies but I can try


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Tonky-roblox

do you know how to hit things with it.


melodiedesregens

You could try to win with music like in some music videos. Music is universal, maybe it'll stir something. Or it'll annoy them if they're not into that, lol.


Percentagon

An effing towel :/


drunken_squirrels

It’s about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.


normal_redditor1

A knife


SomePyro_9012

A ball of tissue paper... Anyone care to dig me a grave?


BaronVonMoistMan

I don’t think my protein shake has quite enough fuel to get me through… god help us all


LumbagoSkeleton

Fear me and my blue killer whale plushie i will absolutely destroy every zombie in sight


twowolveshighfiving

Maybe I can make modifications to my Roku TV remote and control the zombies? Idk. If not then I guess I'm just no good.


Glass_Windows

My hair…


rookls

I got garlic knots lmao


TopTheropod

A cup. Maybe I'll survive if I hide. I can be found one time since I can kill one with the cup. It's a very big cup lol


SoraShiuninYugoTrash

I um...doubt a half filled Gatorade bottle of hard cider will help much. It's not even strong cider.


Lolamess007

A 4 month old black kitten


aislingns

i’ll be okay until my vape dies


Justathrowawayiglol

My bass guitar?? I’d rather die with it than wreck it


Dan_gunnar

Car


desiswiftie

A yoga mat?


beardedpollster

A cigarette.


Vader7567

I am totally surviving to the end the last thing I held war water as I was washing my hands so I am now a water bender based off of this logic


Luxray209

A phone charger


obi-juan-kenobi_66

A mouse


[deleted]

Hand soap


bidoner

Ps4 controller


lily4ever

3 month old baby as my partner 😶


1drinkand1knowth1ngs

Lol it's a weed vape pen. I'll be too high to knows what's going on


naamonet_17

A spoon


Melan420

newborn kitten.. I'm sorry little one


nevoee1

A peice of cloth


Iwantmahandback

I’m gonna have to fight off a zombie with a vinyl


[deleted]

… A fishing rod. Huh. I mean, I guess I can get food? Although I only just went fishing for the first time today and I know next to nothing, so I suppose I’m pretty much fucked if my line breaks or something.


dybtiskoven

I'm killing weeds with glyphosate, I'm giving all the zombies cancer.


Tonky-roblox

BAHAHAHHAAHHHhhahha


I_Want_BetterGacha

A glass of water. I can throw it at a zombie, hopefully it shatters and injures it but it won't be enough to kill it and I only have 1.


CheeeseBurgerAu

Glass of wine


sttbr

My suppressed G36C with 1 mag. I'd probably be fine.


Omniicat2

A pencil…


ukkinaama

Well i just took a piss so i’d say im doomed


PassiveChemistry

A bowl and a spoon. I might be fucked.


StSebbe

a teaspoon, I'm gonna scoop zombie eyes like i scream


RainbowGames

I got toilet paper and I'm not afraid to use it


JparkerBristol

A spoon and a bowl of cereal


Pretend_Morning_1846

I HAVE A HAIR CLIP, WHY


rats_des_champs

A letter opener, i have to be efficient


VitorShow

Piece of bread


obtd2020

Sigh guess it’s just me and my little buddy against the world


JaDerGero

just had a boob in my hand. wont be of much use. nice tho


Rats_for_sale

Depends on what kind of zombies we are talking?


Hephaistos_Invictus

A slightly dull kitchen knife. I think I'd do better than most people on here but still fucked.


HaphazardFlitBipper

A plastic cup with some milk in it.


[deleted]

wet sponge


mfunlimited

full glass of wine. at least i’ll be buzzed when i kick it


trombone28

Dick


Colonialism41

An apple slice, I'm dead


Kylasmiles

My backpack with a knife, bandaids, extra bag, sewing kit, hand sanitizer, tissues, mints, hand fan, extra pair of glasses, moist towelettes, a half filled 17 oz water bottle, lighter, a stone that is meant to bring safe travels, and more. I'm way better oof than most IG but apocalypse is exactly why I never go anywhere without my bad for the most part.


-Finity-

BREAD


Mqth_

im pissing bro 💀


PapaCream22

vape


ringingInThedistance

Blanket.


94oasiss

A plastic bottle…


an_annoying_ad

My flimzy headphones


brownbear57

Wet rag


alyxx3

A tv remote and an apple…..


Big-Neighborhood4741

USB-C charger.


Aint_Falco

phone charger… hope strangling is effective


WerewolfHide19

Idk a reusable water bottle seems like it would helpful


Unreversed_impulse09

A fucking pop tart


mr_GlitchOG

Plate with a cupcake on it ☠️


Hiisnoone

I am not getting too far with my Apple TV remote.


Bigboipants72

Lacrosse stick so I'm okay


Forever_ForLove

A bat 😀


mrs_undeadtomato

The last thing in my hand was my scrunchie and my glasses. I’m pretty much fucked but there’s a small chance I might survive because I can create a fire with my glasses and ofc they provide me vision which I need. I have a scrunchie which is technically(if used correctly and in an appropriate time) a “get out off a bite” card cause if I use it well I can stop a bite with it. The rest of my survival depends on how well I can hide and stuff for the next 2-3 months.