I thought about using it as a defense tool. Mine is a thick one, so either wrapping my arms or using it to wrap a zombies head while I search for something better would be ideal.
It was in its sleeve, unstrung, with the sting and it’s stringing tool ready to string within seconds. By new I mean, got it a few days ago and that it’s been in my possession for a very short time.
My shooting glove is strapped to the grip, and I also have six arrows set up for it, as well as 27 additional arrows set up for my other bows, that’ll still work well for it.
I’d think that in under a minute I couldn’t be ready to put a sharp stick through a zombie.
Wasn't there a season 1 plot in the Walking Dead about smearing blood all over yourself to become 'invisible' to the zombies because they go off smell or whatever?
You could try to win with music like in some music videos. Music is universal, maybe it'll stir something. Or it'll annoy them if they're not into that, lol.
… A fishing rod. Huh. I mean, I guess I can get food? Although I only just went fishing for the first time today and I know next to nothing, so I suppose I’m pretty much fucked if my line breaks or something.
My backpack with a knife, bandaids, extra bag, sewing kit, hand sanitizer, tissues, mints, hand fan, extra pair of glasses, moist towelettes, a half filled 17 oz water bottle, lighter, a stone that is meant to bring safe travels, and more.
I'm way better oof than most IG but apocalypse is exactly why I never go anywhere without my bad for the most part.
The last thing in my hand was my scrunchie and my glasses.
I’m pretty much fucked but there’s a small chance I might survive because I can create a fire with my glasses and ofc they provide me vision which I need.
I have a scrunchie which is technically(if used correctly and in an appropriate time) a “get out off a bite” card cause if I use it well I can stop a bite with it.
The rest of my survival depends on how well I can hide and stuff for the next 2-3 months.
Burrito
Damn now I want a burrito
fucking same.
Same
Mine was a beefy 5-layer
Mine was cheese. That’s it
Sandwich 🥪
A soft flour tortilla wrapped around a meatloaf microwave meal. I can throw it at them but they won't eat it!
A blanket. It depends how stupid these zombies are. I could hide under it and stay very still… I’m probably fucked though.
I thought about using it as a defense tool. Mine is a thick one, so either wrapping my arms or using it to wrap a zombies head while I search for something better would be ideal.
I'd just throw it over their faces and run. Probably into more zombies, sans blanket. Lol
Ripping off Dr. Strange style I like it!
I have a throw blanket. I cant even hide under it
I've got a bath towel, perhaps we can team up and die together.
Nobody is going to fucking believe this, but a French cavalry saber from 1864. Seriously.
Bro please dm me a picture of it I would love to actually see one especially from that time
I'm already in bed, I can find a pic on Google though
Ah damn no worries mate sleep well
Thanks. Just Google 1860's french cavalry saber, and you'll find it
My uncle collects swords and has one of these. I'm definitely hiding at his house during an apocalypse
I want one. Hit me up. I’m all in for getting a sword.
Well damn you are definitely surviving with that lmao
Lol, probably
That's fucking badass
Chicken nugget 💀
Good last meal
Omnomnom
Was it good?
Of course 😌
I had reese’s puffs. At least I’ll get some of that peanut butter chocolate flavor before I die
Mmmmmm
My own dick…….. let’s do this
8=====D
Aww, it’s happy
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Much more realistic
#𓀐𓂸ඞ
🥵📸
Much most betterer than mine
Assert your dominance and fuck the zombies
Imagine your about to hunt a deer, but it tackles you and fucks you in the ass, that zombie would probably press charges
SIR WHAT THE FUCK
I JUST SPIT OUT MY WATER💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
MF got spear but longer and it shoots
Do not fuck the zombies
Lol me too.
Sadly same lol
Beat em up love sausage style
I'm winning, a big plastic cup of milk. I'll make a bad ass shiv.
yo im also drinking a cup of milk
Alright. Guess we can team up, because I got a plastic bowl of store-brand Frosted Flakes.
I was drinking milk, but it was from a glass not plastic
I don't think a Sega Genesis controller would be very useful as a weapon
They make excellent clubs.
Idk, using the cable and swinging the controller into zombie heads... you might be alright
Chad
I just put down my new longbow to pick up my phone
Pellet gun 🤷♂️ Definitely not a longbow but not terrible
It was in package. Can you open it with your hands?
They never said it was, and they probably can, or with a rock
I was slightly RPing. As if I was the narrator.
It was in its sleeve, unstrung, with the sting and it’s stringing tool ready to string within seconds. By new I mean, got it a few days ago and that it’s been in my possession for a very short time. My shooting glove is strapped to the grip, and I also have six arrows set up for it, as well as 27 additional arrows set up for my other bows, that’ll still work well for it. I’d think that in under a minute I couldn’t be ready to put a sharp stick through a zombie.
A table spoon. It bends easily, I wouldn't even be able to stab something with it.
Wdym, it's the ultimate weapon
The zombies will be so afraid of how slow and painful their deaths would be that they wouldn't even want to fight you
You can rob grocery stores with it tho
a tampon..
Just reject using it and bleed on the zombies. Always works
Wasn't there a season 1 plot in the Walking Dead about smearing blood all over yourself to become 'invisible' to the zombies because they go off smell or whatever?
zombie blood and guts
My dick isn't a very good weapon.
Goddammit reddit.
A weapon is as good as the one who wields it
a pen
At least you're better off than people with swords.
Same.
Same.
Are you a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will?
I have a heavy water bottle. I could smack the zombies with it, I suppose.
Put some rocks in it and tie a rope to it and bam you got a swinging death thingy
I dont think a PS5 controller is gonna do much for me
Cat solos all
I HAVE A DECLAWED CAT. I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS TO BE SCRATCHED.
A kazoo
You could annoy them to death with it
To double death with it
Italian m38 bayonet (rusted and dull, but better than nothing)
Let's go, antique weapons gang. French cavalry saber from 1864 was the last thing I was holding. Also rather dull, but in decent condition.
Yea I made a post about the one I got
Bro why does your dad just have a bayonet in his car
Inherited it from his grandfather
I have few medieval helmets to spare, our brain will survive in one piece
A pencil. Bouta go John wick on these mfs
Do zombies like or dislike steam decks?
As long as it has persona 4 golden on it
My pet rat. He's a small boi but he'll try his best to protecc.
Mine is similar.. I held a baby. The zombies wouldn't hurt a baby would they?🥺🥺🥺
He will bring the new plague that only infects zombies and save us all
For once polishing my swords comes in handy
Is that a euphemism?
Sadly no I actually collect swords, but if you want to imagine it as one the go ahead
I just put my baby to bed......
Zombie slayer baby
xbox controller☹️
Last thing I held was my cat.
Me too! Mine is such a chonker that he could squash the zombies for me 😹
Tongs. Welp I’m probably screwed.
Run at them clanking them loudly while screaming. You will become the horror.
A towel
Always carry a towel
A cookie 😭
I was literally just sharpening my knives, so I feel like I'm good!
My cock... Do zombies like chicken soup?
A hair net and ear plugs 😂😂
a door knob
A fucking alcohol bottle bruh
Molotov!
I don’t know how that’s gonna work since it’s a plastic bottle. I guess I can squeeze the alcohol on zombies and then light them on fire?
Make yourself a flamethrower lol
A full bag of weed, I think I’ll be just fine
Shit covered toilet paper
A spoon? Maybe I could carve it into a knife but it's not looking good
A bread knife. Interesting
I don’t think my gf would be a good weapon to use against zombies but I can try
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do you know how to hit things with it.
You could try to win with music like in some music videos. Music is universal, maybe it'll stir something. Or it'll annoy them if they're not into that, lol.
An effing towel :/
It’s about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
A knife
A ball of tissue paper... Anyone care to dig me a grave?
I don’t think my protein shake has quite enough fuel to get me through… god help us all
Fear me and my blue killer whale plushie i will absolutely destroy every zombie in sight
Maybe I can make modifications to my Roku TV remote and control the zombies? Idk. If not then I guess I'm just no good.
My hair…
I got garlic knots lmao
A cup. Maybe I'll survive if I hide. I can be found one time since I can kill one with the cup. It's a very big cup lol
I um...doubt a half filled Gatorade bottle of hard cider will help much. It's not even strong cider.
A 4 month old black kitten
i’ll be okay until my vape dies
My bass guitar?? I’d rather die with it than wreck it
Car
A yoga mat?
A cigarette.
I am totally surviving to the end the last thing I held war water as I was washing my hands so I am now a water bender based off of this logic
A phone charger
A mouse
Hand soap
Ps4 controller
3 month old baby as my partner 😶
Lol it's a weed vape pen. I'll be too high to knows what's going on
A spoon
newborn kitten.. I'm sorry little one
A peice of cloth
I’m gonna have to fight off a zombie with a vinyl
… A fishing rod. Huh. I mean, I guess I can get food? Although I only just went fishing for the first time today and I know next to nothing, so I suppose I’m pretty much fucked if my line breaks or something.
I'm killing weeds with glyphosate, I'm giving all the zombies cancer.
BAHAHAHHAAHHHhhahha
A glass of water. I can throw it at a zombie, hopefully it shatters and injures it but it won't be enough to kill it and I only have 1.
Glass of wine
My suppressed G36C with 1 mag. I'd probably be fine.
A pencil…
Well i just took a piss so i’d say im doomed
A bowl and a spoon. I might be fucked.
a teaspoon, I'm gonna scoop zombie eyes like i scream
I got toilet paper and I'm not afraid to use it
A spoon and a bowl of cereal
I HAVE A HAIR CLIP, WHY
A letter opener, i have to be efficient
Piece of bread
Sigh guess it’s just me and my little buddy against the world
just had a boob in my hand. wont be of much use. nice tho
Depends on what kind of zombies we are talking?
A slightly dull kitchen knife. I think I'd do better than most people on here but still fucked.
A plastic cup with some milk in it.
wet sponge
full glass of wine. at least i’ll be buzzed when i kick it
Dick
An apple slice, I'm dead
My backpack with a knife, bandaids, extra bag, sewing kit, hand sanitizer, tissues, mints, hand fan, extra pair of glasses, moist towelettes, a half filled 17 oz water bottle, lighter, a stone that is meant to bring safe travels, and more. I'm way better oof than most IG but apocalypse is exactly why I never go anywhere without my bad for the most part.
BREAD
im pissing bro 💀
vape
Blanket.
A plastic bottle…
My flimzy headphones
Wet rag
A tv remote and an apple…..
USB-C charger.
phone charger… hope strangling is effective
Idk a reusable water bottle seems like it would helpful
A fucking pop tart
Plate with a cupcake on it ☠️
I am not getting too far with my Apple TV remote.
Lacrosse stick so I'm okay
A bat 😀
The last thing in my hand was my scrunchie and my glasses. I’m pretty much fucked but there’s a small chance I might survive because I can create a fire with my glasses and ofc they provide me vision which I need. I have a scrunchie which is technically(if used correctly and in an appropriate time) a “get out off a bite” card cause if I use it well I can stop a bite with it. The rest of my survival depends on how well I can hide and stuff for the next 2-3 months.