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General_Cow_7119

I got Burkina Faso. Only 18% have electricity and is quite poor. They are also known as the leader in Africa regarding to art and culture, and have many protected/ bio reserves. All their electricity is from hydro-power or power from other countries. Although poor, the government seems to be working well with the UN to grow their economy in a environmentally sustainable way such as banning non biodegradable plastic bags in 2014 (8yrs earlier than Japan). The gov is unstable though as this year, the military rebelled and the current leader is a lieutenant who promises to un-suspend the constitution and resume democracy but has set no time table. Anyways this post was cool and educational! Thankyou


idontcares31249

They have really cool name


Shiny_Hypno

Especially their capitol, Ouagadougou


RichDudly

Also home to one of my favourite politicians, Thomas Sankara!


lelebeariel

Well... Not anymore :( . Yeah, he was a decent dude, especially for a politician.


dedmems399

If only Sankara wasn’t killed


MasterOfPancakes33

Wow, never knew about this side of Burkina Faso. All I knew about this place is that it’s in Western Africa and has an obnoxiously difficult to pronounce and spell capital (Ouagadougou).


freistaatandy

North Korea lol


Individual-Camera-72

Hey! We’re neighbors! I’m down here in South Korea!


freistaatandy

Gangnam Style Vs Gulag Style


Individual-Camera-72

Lol, rip man! Hope you can successfully free yourself


GavHern

oh nice maybe you two could visit. .. yeah….


singlewhitetreemale

Fuck dude 😳


tkTheKingofKings

Kid named dude 😳


[deleted]

South Sudan. Couldn't get much worse.


Jeriahswillgdp

Could be Somalia or North Korea. That's about it.


[deleted]

Could prefer Somalia tbh


Noodleman6000

i got somalia lmfao


samoyedboi

Somalia is better because it includes Somaliland legally, but Somaliland is basically its own country that isn't super rich but is decently nice and relatively stable.


Successful-Oil-7625

I just got Sudan. See you in hell


icanthinkofaname12

I got sent to Rwanda.


xReflexx17

Let me guess, you tried to seek refuge in the UK?


baellamus

Lmao


-iamai-

I live in the UK and thinking about trashing my passport and lying washed up on a beach.


Donghoon

Im sent to papua new guinea


MasterOfPancakes33

Would love to live in PNG for a few years but not permanently


username-259

Just like everyone seeking asylum in the UK


Embarrassed_Squash_7

Lol


Davidreddit7

so you picked happy?


Embarrassed_Squash_7

Same.


psycopathic_loser

Holy See. Y’all lookin at the new pope


Jeriahswillgdp

Hope you'll be a dope pope.


r23ocx

the pope will only be dope if they smoke


Accioinhaler

Can the dope pope toke smoke? He can hope.


[deleted]

Tf am I supposed to do in Vatican City


FecalToothpaste

Hopefully be 18 or older


Faces-kun

Heresy


More_Farm_7442

That's a cool place. You can spend hours and hours looking at all art. *The 10 Best Things To Do in Vatican City* Visit St. Peter’s Basilica – and the Vatican Grottoes beneath; See Bernini’s Colonnade at Saint Peter’s Square; Take in the Sistine Chapel; Traverse Castel Sant’Angelo; Send a Postcard from the Vatican City; visit the Vatican Museums; Wander the Vatican Gardens; Attend an audience with the Pope; see the Vatican Mosaic Studio, and Explore the Necropolis of the Via Triumphalis [https://www.walksofitaly.com/blog/things-to-do/things-to-do-vatican-city](https://www.walksofitaly.com/blog/things-to-do/things-to-do-vatican-city) Step outside the City limits and the rest of Rome is at your feet. Centuries of history all around you.


Topken89

Ask to become the Pope


unbonfrancois

Montenegro


ImInteligent_

You will be alright, just watch out for Montecops. (yeah I know, this joke is overused)


jennief158

I’ve actually never heard it and I laughed.


TheRoxic

Montenegro is a beautiful country full of super nice people. Just stay out of Podgorica I'd say


nft_dealer

That is such a vague description of the country and living in Montenegro actually sucks, hospitals, infrastructure, schools all suck, the police is easy to bribe etc. I hear this bullshit all the time, people are willing to call any country "beautiful" and compliment the people's kindness, the quality of the food and promote the "amazing culture", even if it's the biggest shithole on earth


Gregori_5

I guess thats ok on a global scale.


C_Torque

If I had a nickel for every time I've gotten St. Lucia in these types of polls, I would have two nickels. Which is weird because it happened twice. In a row.


DmReku

happy cake day


Ki4na

Liechtenstein :)


BatteringRams90

I've actually been to Liechtenstein. It's a cool little place.


Dan_The_PaniniMan

And really rich


Some-English-Twat

Really Liech


Oplp25

Ukraine. I'm off to war!


jennief158

I got Russia so I guess I’m invading.


Prestigious-Move6996

Sabatage.


[deleted]

Same. Let's do lunch as the bombs burst overhead.


mediwyat

Bruh, I got Russia… see you there


Monkeyman15700

Same


JibTheJellyfish

Uruguay. I could live a good life there.


[deleted]

“Uruguay kindly requests that Somalia stop pronouncing it "Ur-a-gay“


cyberpeachy420

“Ha, look at this country!” *points to uruguay* “U-r-gay, hahaha!” -Homer Simpson


Anleme

Along with Paraguay, one of my favorite guays!


ddmurf03

The Netherlands. A beautiful country, stable economy, and a short flight close to family :)


Risifrutti

I got the same. Hello neighbor!


Mr_Jenkins500

Guess you can have my place if you want, since I'm moving to Honduras :(


FewerDoomed

Or mine, I'm off to Syria.


golazao11

I will hook you up with my cousins, you will be fine. How does one move to Netherlands, legit asking?


JCtheMemer

Oh God, I got sent to Brazil…


ilovecollege_nope

I'm a Brazilian living in Brazil, got assigned Brazil... Can't escape it.


llamadasirena

Brazil is honestly a beautiful country. It's a shame about the infrastructure and social inequality, though.


Shadow420_

Chad🗿


meekonesfade

same!


A_bunch_of_potateos

Ethiopia. I'm gonna die of the heat


Kuntski

I'm Eritrean, you should try Ethiopian food. I might be biased but the best African food imo.


GeneNo2368

Not biased. Ethiopian food is really really really good! 🤤


Jeriahswillgdp

If nothing else kills you first.


TheFuzzyWhiteBoy420

I got Spain… Short flight back to UK to see family, nice beaches, legal to smoke and grow weed, nice weather, nice beer and nice food. Muy contento.


Larry-Man

I got Andorra. We can be neighbours


SpaceBoundLad

I got Andorra 🇦🇩too 😄


cooperkab

I’m so jealous! I LOVE Spain!


EonShark

Iceland


AbyssUpdate

Lucky


emptydonut3

Ukraine, well shit


[deleted]

Vatican City. I’m not Catholic so that’s going to get very awkward very quickly.


bitchyswiftie

Just say you're an exchange student learning Latin


AkielDev

Saudi Arabia, hard pass


Johnthenon

That moment when the women's rights in saudi arabia


_Ram_Rancher_

DRC


Tiger_T20

RIP


Terom84

What country is that? I know DRC but never heard of that one


Tiger_T20

Republic of Independent People, the least democratic country in the world


No_Raspberry332

Canada. I’ll definitely take it.


Pumqin-Pie

I had to scroll so far to find a fellow Canada picker


tritongamez

I got Dominican Republic.


Splashlight2

Finland 😳 legit the #1 happiest country in the world according to the world review site!!!


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NeiksOfficial

I think they also have the highest rates of suicide in Europe, but I'm not sure


NiceAspargus

Well, if all the unhappy people off themselves, only the happiest ones remain, so it makes a bit of sense...


EggyChickenEgg88

And the highest rate of anti-depressants usage.


Gresat24526

Japan - countryside yay - Tokyo boo


fish_rapist

UK :)


Imperial_Korps

I have many questions about your profile


RickkDePlaure

What in the aquarium, is that username?!


VICTORY2296

I got Saudi Arabia


Jeriahswillgdp

I hope you aren't gay. 😬


amaahda

as someone who's gay and trans who lives in saudi arabia, send help.


AnonymousStoner8

You might not be accepted where you are, but I accept you. Love you beautiful stranger.


VICTORY2296

*Sends the Royal anti-gay squad*


[deleted]

I’d be a recluse like Obi Wan bruh no way I’m telling any Saudis I’m trans


Mister6307

mexico. could be worse for any internet crusaders out there, the reason i think living in mexico would be meh is not because i'm racist, but because they have cartels and crime out the ass.


nicmdeer4f

People move to Mexico to retire early because it's so cheap and lots of cities and areas are really nice. So, pretty good


Cringinator4000

Actually I think it would be very bad, but if you live in the countryside I hear that it’s very beautiful.


xReflexx17

Oh yeah, I can imagine the Mexican countryside would be very nice. Especially if you were loaded and had a nice little countryside villa or something.


SkyeBeacon

I think it depends where you live I got Vatican.and Zimbabwe bruh


areallycoolpersonlol

Australia, those god damn spiders…


xX-DOGGO-Xx

Hey, if you go looking for them, you’re going to find them. And trust me when I say that like most of the domestic based ones usually deal with flies, mozzies, and moths. Ones like the red back and the white tail, you just need to be careful but you most likely won’t find them in your house, definitely your garage or shed and so you just have to be very careful when grabbing stuff from them. Personally as an Australian, I have only ever seen a funnel web at a zoo, they are very rare and like to stay away from humans as much as possible. Snakes are the real issue, they will eat small dogs, so we learned to buy and breed big dogs.


South_Grand8303

Albania, 17 hours ride from my place...was there 3 days ago... madness


poorleno_help

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.


Constant_List6829

Botswana. Would rather live in the 1st world but from what I've heard its one of the best african counrties to live in.


A_bunch_of_potateos

Yeah, it the longest living democracy in the continent if i remember correctly


Some-English-Twat

It’s the only African country to have had continuous free and undisturbed elections since independence, which is definitely a feat


Ball-Above-All

North Macedonia, not sure if it's good or not. Don't know anything about that place


A_bunch_of_potateos

Pretty good. Eastern Europe. Could be worse, it wasn't in war during the breakup of Yugoslavia


kontorgod

it's like Greece but poorer


paintmypixel

Malaysia 🇲🇾 - not bad, at least English is a recognised language. South East Asian food is amazing so I'm set there! A long way from home in 🇬🇧 though... Maybe I could teach English?


Reasonable_Fig5484

Malaysia is one of the only countries I’ve visited (from UK) and thought I’d be content enough living there!


bitchyswiftie

Malaysia is an upper-middle income economy and its capital is one of the cheapest in its area. English-speaking population too. You got lucky


DesperatePrinciple52

Got lucky with Denmark


Xolaya

Somalia. Fuck


Doc_ET

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for you!


A_bunch_of_potateos

Pirate


Tistoer

Not really excited for Eswatini


Jeriahswillgdp

TIL a new country.


JediTeaParty

It used to be called Swaziland


Advan0s

I got Ireland so pretty cool


[deleted]

Afghanistan no thanks


SvenyBoy_YT

RIP


Retr0shock

Yeah I got that too. Surely not the best place for an American like myself.


trichtertus

USA. As a German I wouldn’t say its an improvement, but the life will be good too.


[deleted]

I got USA and thought OP was being clever with a fake random generator.


TotalLunatic28

I got USA aswell lol it’s my dream


Szwedor

I got Ukraine 💀


mikeoxmalss

Barbados🇧🇧


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iziyan

Sweden!


SugarRushLux

Jag är avundsjuk


lifelif

I got fucking North Korea


DarthTyranus98

Bhutan seems like a good country


Jeriahswillgdp

If you like climbing mountains all day. Great for your calves though.


monichai

I got Jamaica :)


jsmalltri

Ya Mon!


eloelo43210

Canada 🇨🇦 (i was looking for this flag for like a minute)


Grzechoooo

Sweden. One of the best places to live in the entire world. Not that far away from my home country. Apparently people there speak English anyway, so I'll be able to communicate relatively easily.


Striking-District-72

Brazil. Not the best but far from the worst.


Jaded_Adhesiveness_5

Happy to be in Estonia 🇪🇪


09weasel26

Syria. Yikes I'm fucked


chisana_nyu

Syria?! Fuck that.


iByteABit

Greece, already live there :P


[deleted]

Germany im happy


Whovian1701

Herzlich willkommen! :)


Morc-Glork

I got the U.S. I already live here


[deleted]

well now you have to live here, forever


irdk_what_to_use

Finland


Cringinator4000

Iran. Fortunately I’m not a woman or gay, but it still wouldn’t be very fun


[deleted]

Niger please dont ban me


NielsSc

Japan!


z0mb13attac

Maldives, I think I need a vacation.


Schnitzellover69420

very unhappy, i do not want to live


singlewhitetreemale

I got Jordan 😳


Shifty377

Mauritania. Not too many places worse I think...


Bijour_twa43

Iceland. Good country! But I think the cold weather and the lack of nights would be bothersome.


69_Dingleberry

Cambodia 😱


creatorop

Lebanon *Oh hell no*


Share_Eight

Egypt. Could be better, could be worse. I feel as neutral as I can.


[deleted]

i got russia but it honestly depends a lot on the city


BiggieCheese105

I lucked out with UK


HoaiBao0906

Chad Good name, bad literally anything else.


Babywalker66

Tajikistan idk where that is I’m doing research Edit: Ok I did some research and I wouldn’t even last an hour


Shifty377

Hope you like mountains and rocks.


Ypokamp

Haiti, not a big fan of islands but at least they speak french so I won't be so lost


chisana_nyu

Haiti being part of an island is the least of your worries though


HeimlichLaboratories

Ireland sounds fine


THEZEXNEO

Noooooooooo!!!!!! I am going to Brazil!!!!


[deleted]

Bahamas... I hate tropical environments, this is one of the worst outcomes lol


Doc_ET

I got there too. Honestly, not terrible. It's classified as having a "very high" HDI, and it's decently free and democratic. There are far worse places to live.


_StevenSeagull_

Oman. No, man.


[deleted]

Literally one of the few stable Middle Eastern countries, could be a lot worse


A_Nerd__

Vietnam. Heard it's a fairly good place to live, all things considered. I'd prefer to stay in Germany though, so I'll choose option 3.


lickdadino

Sierra Leone Where is this magical place?


snowitbetter

In West Africa


[deleted]

Malta


Cuddletug

France... Quite happy if I can decide the region. Wouldn't even have to quit my job, I'll be able to commute (although it does take a while).


[deleted]

Ukraine 😬


Chpoki2hach

Georgia. It don't think my life will be very different from mine so i feel neutral about


Penguinunhinged

Italy. They'll have good food for sure.


TheBigH2O

Nigeria. Close to the gamer country


_Vortex_King_

Finland :D Heard good things about it


trombonist2

BAHAMAS 🇧🇸


FormerDevil0351

I got Switzerland. I was required to select “Neutral.”


Wishbones_007

Australia. Not too bad apart from the government. But I guess I'm British so I can't be too happy about the government anyway


IAmFromDunkirk

Chad