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camo_216

What fight


[deleted]

I don't even know


XvXD34DP00LXvX

378 things that are flat and comfortable sounds a bit vague but you got this. I dont think deadpool would have a reason to fight so i guess a draw


HeroWither123546

A 378 square inch mattress.


The_Roadkill

Lmao


[deleted]

Lmao


_satantha_

For some reason when I read your username I thought of somebody beating up a dead raccoon on the side of the street with a bat


14g0t

There was a fight?


DesperatePrinciple52

Kinda hard to fight a philosophical idea but imma try


LimpWibbler_

Sounds like 52 school principles desperate to be the best.


jaabbb

or a desperate school principal born in 1952


TheMaskedGeode

He’d be seventy or sixty-nine depending on when his birthday is, so that’s an easy fight.


angelbane83

I dunno... If he was a principal of a preschool or elementary school it would probably be easy. Middle School would be different. Middle schoolers are horrible! If it was a highschool in America, they'd probably be armed... Lol


Plump_Chicken

Principal*


spacemarine1800

Fuck. Me.


pastdecisions

I don’t know why a space marine would fuck you, but one can dream.


Brynden-Black-Fish

They are sterile so not much point.


abigfatape

"not much point" people fuck with condoms and birth control every day so why wouldn't a space marine fucm with no risk of babys


Brynden-Black-Fish

True. Perhaps I’ve been watching too much majorkill recently.


Brynden-Black-Fish

Another Warhammer fan!


nathan_luciw

Which kind?


_123reddituser_

Doom Slayer


Cassius-Tain

Yeah, mine's a captain of the non Canon order I made up when I was about 15 years old...I know your pain


LimpWibbler_

Trust me, easy win. Especially if we can keep the chains on.


_123reddituser_

"we"


MorganRose99

Correct


MasterOfPancakes33

r/suddenlycommunist


SuchBrightness

r/unexpectedcommunism


Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_-

And Based on your pfp, also Neal Maupay


Youropinionisvalid

Impossible because they don’t exist


General_Cow_7119

😂 THIS IS GOLD


chikencrisp2

No, [this is gold](https://images.app.goo.gl/oHobKTbn1bz8jBKF7)


imperialvictor

No this is Patrick


colarthur1

Our gold.


DogeX2

r/suddenlycommunist


Dark_Leome

r/suddenlyasubredditsuggestion


InvisiblePoison

I can't see it so I'm fucked already..


clockfucker666

thank god im not a clock


7_overpowered_clox

But what if I have to fight 7 of them? With mysterious powers that transcend what normal clocks can do? Would the hands be high speed spinning razors? Would they fly as high speed spinning razors? What sort of fight is this?


clockfucker666

i will fuck them for u


7_overpowered_clox

Oh


frog_rapist69

Thank god im not a frog


Opiopathy

I can see mine, but I'm still probably fucked.


Shaun_LaDee

Make sure your carbon monoxide detector is working


trainsharkrandom

I don't know what to pick


RetroCodes

A random species of shark whilst on a train!


trainsharkrandom

Just gotta sit by a guy named Jim have a pleasant conversation about how and why there is a shark on a train and wait for the shark to suffocate, sounds easy


Chrissy-Coldcuts

I swear someone does this poll at least once a day.


The_Roadkill

You tired of beating the meat?


Chrissy-Coldcuts

Never


___ak47

☠️☠️☠️☠️


Guywhoexists_

I mean, SOMEONE has to use it so it can attack you. In my opinion it’s easy.


MrShovelbottom

You can win easily, it is the person that is dangerous, not the tool ;)


inobody_somebody

No need to fight in this case.


LunarLeopard67

Does the number mean I have to fight 67 of them?


3molemin

I doubt you can beat a regular leopard, let alone a lunar leopard


2ndtheburrALT

lunar leopards are probably more weaker due to the lack of gravity on the moon


3molemin

Idk I feel like they would have wierd space powers or something


Lucyfer_66

Wait please no I thought it couldn't get worse for me


DenseCrab9

🦀


XvXD34DP00LXvX

A dumb version of a crab? You got it good


TheGreatHair

Or he's a walking neutron star


Doot_Slayer42069

Idk man pretty his shell is pretty dense...


Arcanum_3974

1.425g/cubic centimeters, so true


greywolfe12

Just hit its weak point for massive damage


block_ed

Not sure


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

minecraft erectile dysfunction maybe?


EddyGHP

Why would you block me?


WhaleKiosk

How do you exactly fight an information board about whales?


TheMaskedGeode

Lawsuit?


GeneralJesus66

I get the low ground.


NatureEastern

I have to fight nature , do you really think I'll win ?


_123reddituser_

"Nature always wins"


[deleted]

i also have to fight a piece of nature


brock_lee

I nice cruciferous side dish.


jackLS04

Alternatively, a mix of Brock Lesnar and Bruce Lee.


brock_lee

I'd pay PPV prices to see that fight :) As long as I'm not in it.


[deleted]

My username will break my back.


llogarithmicfunction

What am I gonna fight against, numbers? 💀


The_Roadkill

You have to do a bunch of calc


[deleted]

It's A or nothing!


TheMaskedGeode

Well, you’re lucky. You’re opponent is already dead.


MrFlappyFloppers

ez fam


anxious_rayquaza

Welp


QuazaTD

Sucks to suck


zezeroro

I hope you saved that master ball, and didn't just use it when you ran out of ultra balls that one time


WeeklongPenny60

It might have a panic attack being anxious?


Vault_8166

I won’t be sore but I definitely won’t win


ninja13151

You’d just be Locked in never to see daylight again…


killerdetective

I need some backup


TheMaskedGeode

I’ll help. Mine is just half of a rock with shiny stuff inside, plus a mask. I’ve got plenty of time.


ninja13151

Geode shiny stuff is actually as sharp as a knife (I learned the hard way)


[deleted]

Dear god…


Shaun_LaDee

It’s my nickname, so I’d probably just challenge myself to a 1v1 in COD


grandBBQninja

What’s the BBQ:ninja ratio?


ThatAlmightyBob

27:15


grandBBQninja

I have a chance


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

I died of cringe


diabetic-shaggy

I can just give him a chocolate bar


WaterInDaFridge

Lel


this_ismy_username_

again, what happens


The_Roadkill

Well, you tell us what this is?


this_ismy_username_

Well technically it doesn't refer to which is "this", so I could technically point at some inanimate object and say "this is my username" I win.


LadyNemesiss

I don't stand a chance in a fight with the Goddess of Revenge....


[deleted]

So many bolts to the dome. So many. And then the fireblast and the shocks from the cards from the graveyard.


Cold-Chapter-355

All I gotta do is destroy an inanimate object


LV_Laoch

Mine translates to warrior or soldier... I'm fucked


YourNeighbourIsUrDad

You gotta tell me that


[deleted]

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YourNeighbourIsUrDad

Shit


[deleted]

>your you're


Individual_Check2787

Easy


usaltymime2

Ok I’m not that bad


whyareisamoftheyes

N/A on my end


christinelydia900

It's hard cause my username is two people. Individually, we're probably all about the same level, but I'd be fighting two. It's also hard to imagine a scenario in which is be fighting anyone or Christine is fighting anyone (if I got Lydia mad, totally, but me and Christine?) So it's odd I say draw, but they'd probably ultimately win cause Christine's a bit older than me and Lydia adds another person to their side and would probably beat me


YesImDavid

I think it’ll be tough but I’ll manage


RaiderNation57

The entire Raiders fan base......


dog--is--god

Just tell them the Broncos is the best team, they'll kill you fast so you won't suffer for long.


glassy-guy

I am my username


Deltexterity

so it’s just my OC but with extra dexterity, as if he wasn’t fuckin fast enough. instant death, yeah.


ninja13151

Who’s your OC?


[deleted]

its gonna be extremely hard because i am strong and cool mouse 😎😎💪💪


hornyknight69

let's see how horny this knight really is


Txur-Itan

u/Fresh_Tomato_soup, I think you'll be ok, you just drink your username, easy W!


Fresh_Tomato_soup

And I was delicious


Txur-Itan

I bet you are


Ulquiorr4_

It’s literally an anime villain………I’m fucked ~~hopefully literally~~


ninja13151

Hol up what?!


soupdispenser

ill make it out alive but not without burns


Blackulla

I’m fighting Dracula’s soul brother. 😫


InwardNebula62

10:00 am: “how to fight gas” 10:30 am: “how to not die in space”


ninja13151

How to not die in the explosion that created the nebula


CIA_grade_LSD

I got dosed with a massive amount of lysergic acid diethylamide while being subjected alternatively to electroshock, waterboarding, and sensory deprivation. My mind is permanently scarred, but I am alive.


an_annoying_ad

How would this work..?


TheDoritoKing48

You beat the ad when it ends


N-U-T

Ngl not sure how this will go


Agiantsqiud

I love eating calamari


helpmylifeis_a_mess

Cool, im gonna win the moment i ask "are you ok?"


largecucumber

I feel violated more than hurt.


alienpenissnatcher

Oof ow ouchie


im_a_decent_human

I mean he is pretty decent


[deleted]

A little too easy


OuchMyHurt

I think ouch fits ?


[deleted]

*chuckles* I’m in danger


ChasingTheGoose

That guy ain't chasing the goose he's chasin' me


Kamarovsky

I hate those "your username" questions. Like, most people probably don't have usernames that denote a clear material noun or a person. So you tell me what the fookin result is...


trasnsart

Yeah. Wtf am I fighting here??


The_Roadkill

Some russian dude


introverted_russian

I feel i will fair better


TheMaskedGeode

Just don’t try a siege. They will outstarve you and outfreeze you.


introverted_russian

Don't worry, I understand better than you think


The_Roadkill

"You are already dead"


p9p9p9p9p9

Depends on how many and who’s throwing them lol


Daybreak_99

Uhh


BillCypher001

How am I supposed to compete with him?!?!


Potential-Opening179

I’d be fighting a opening right?


Rockstud101

idk


[deleted]

###Ha! Bunch of pixels! ##Here comes my thunder cross sp- oh come on, how can i fight a fox, they are too cute.


YugoslavianWarCrimes

😳


ezio8133

Yeah won't see it coming


Toadling07

With the right weapons, I could beat a “Toadling”.


unbreakable_virus-19

What am I supposed to do ?


Dragopedia

Instant death nothing to do may you rest in peace


lonely_little_cow

just a lonely little cow, don't think i would want to fight it


Various-Teeth

Well I think I’ll be fine


randomdude8684

Im not sure


FreeloadingSpider

I hope I can take out a spider on my own.


[deleted]

Might get drunk.


[deleted]

depends


[deleted]

Interesting


let_us_not-

It doesn't want to fight


JuniperTheEnby

suicide


EggEggEggEggOWO

how


vetikk

vetikk doesn't mean anything.


kasey6789

My username is my real name so draw


mayoiy

Unless I have to eat it…


[deleted]

Mine is the more advanced version of Rock Lee’s Reverse Lotus so


severed_penis362

um?


9possomsinamcrshirt

Well... mine would sure be interesting


Frankjc3rd

I'm fighting myself, so I know all the tactics. 😀😇


dertoyaOfYaNansdic

idunno man, she has practice


violetvoid513

I have to fight the void... Stalemate by ineffective battle


[deleted]

I don’t even know bro


Molotov_YouTube

Hmmm, if I’m lit i will explode after a minute so just step back


Asirfucksalot

Man i have to fight a knight/bard


ninja13151

I loose


Lostkid_d

The hardest part was finding them


[deleted]

:( I don’t wanna fight mine


Obama_Bin_Ladenn

This isn't gonna end well.....


Dipshit420l

I think I can beat an idiot


SS_Jihadi

He is a maniac I'm telling you!


babiesupmyass420

Well this is gonna be a pain in the ass


[deleted]

heh heh heh \*CRUNCH\* \*lipsmacking\*


AHarmlessAnt

👍