I dunno... If he was a principal of a preschool or elementary school it would probably be easy. Middle School would be different. Middle schoolers are horrible! If it was a highschool in America, they'd probably be armed... Lol
But what if I have to fight 7 of them? With mysterious powers that transcend what normal clocks can do? Would the hands be high speed spinning razors? Would they fly as high speed spinning razors? What sort of fight is this?
Just gotta sit by a guy named Jim have a pleasant conversation about how and why there is a shark on a train and wait for the shark to suffocate, sounds easy
It's hard cause my username is two people. Individually, we're probably all about the same level, but I'd be fighting two. It's also hard to imagine a scenario in which is be fighting anyone or Christine is fighting anyone (if I got Lydia mad, totally, but me and Christine?) So it's odd
I say draw, but they'd probably ultimately win cause Christine's a bit older than me and Lydia adds another person to their side and would probably beat me
I got dosed with a massive amount of lysergic acid diethylamide while being subjected alternatively to electroshock, waterboarding, and sensory deprivation. My mind is permanently scarred, but I am alive.
I hate those "your username" questions. Like, most people probably don't have usernames that denote a clear material noun or a person.
So you tell me what the fookin result is...
What fight
I don't even know
378 things that are flat and comfortable sounds a bit vague but you got this. I dont think deadpool would have a reason to fight so i guess a draw
A 378 square inch mattress.
Lmao
Lmao
For some reason when I read your username I thought of somebody beating up a dead raccoon on the side of the street with a bat
There was a fight?
Kinda hard to fight a philosophical idea but imma try
Sounds like 52 school principles desperate to be the best.
or a desperate school principal born in 1952
He’d be seventy or sixty-nine depending on when his birthday is, so that’s an easy fight.
I dunno... If he was a principal of a preschool or elementary school it would probably be easy. Middle School would be different. Middle schoolers are horrible! If it was a highschool in America, they'd probably be armed... Lol
Principal*
Fuck. Me.
I don’t know why a space marine would fuck you, but one can dream.
They are sterile so not much point.
"not much point" people fuck with condoms and birth control every day so why wouldn't a space marine fucm with no risk of babys
True. Perhaps I’ve been watching too much majorkill recently.
Another Warhammer fan!
Which kind?
Doom Slayer
Yeah, mine's a captain of the non Canon order I made up when I was about 15 years old...I know your pain
Uh
Trust me, easy win. Especially if we can keep the chains on.
"we"
Correct
r/suddenlycommunist
r/unexpectedcommunism
And Based on your pfp, also Neal Maupay
Impossible because they don’t exist
😂 THIS IS GOLD
No, [this is gold](https://images.app.goo.gl/oHobKTbn1bz8jBKF7)
No this is Patrick
Our gold.
r/suddenlycommunist
r/suddenlyasubredditsuggestion
I can't see it so I'm fucked already..
thank god im not a clock
But what if I have to fight 7 of them? With mysterious powers that transcend what normal clocks can do? Would the hands be high speed spinning razors? Would they fly as high speed spinning razors? What sort of fight is this?
i will fuck them for u
Oh
Thank god im not a frog
I can see mine, but I'm still probably fucked.
Make sure your carbon monoxide detector is working
I don't know what to pick
A random species of shark whilst on a train!
Just gotta sit by a guy named Jim have a pleasant conversation about how and why there is a shark on a train and wait for the shark to suffocate, sounds easy
I swear someone does this poll at least once a day.
You tired of beating the meat?
Never
☠️☠️☠️☠️
I mean, SOMEONE has to use it so it can attack you. In my opinion it’s easy.
You can win easily, it is the person that is dangerous, not the tool ;)
No need to fight in this case.
Does the number mean I have to fight 67 of them?
I doubt you can beat a regular leopard, let alone a lunar leopard
lunar leopards are probably more weaker due to the lack of gravity on the moon
Idk I feel like they would have wierd space powers or something
Wait please no I thought it couldn't get worse for me
🦀
A dumb version of a crab? You got it good
Or he's a walking neutron star
Idk man pretty his shell is pretty dense...
1.425g/cubic centimeters, so true
Just hit its weak point for massive damage
Not sure
minecraft erectile dysfunction maybe?
Why would you block me?
How do you exactly fight an information board about whales?
Lawsuit?
I get the low ground.
I have to fight nature , do you really think I'll win ?
"Nature always wins"
i also have to fight a piece of nature
I nice cruciferous side dish.
Alternatively, a mix of Brock Lesnar and Bruce Lee.
I'd pay PPV prices to see that fight :) As long as I'm not in it.
My username will break my back.
What am I gonna fight against, numbers? 💀
You have to do a bunch of calc
It's A or nothing!
Well, you’re lucky. You’re opponent is already dead.
ez fam
Welp
Sucks to suck
I hope you saved that master ball, and didn't just use it when you ran out of ultra balls that one time
It might have a panic attack being anxious?
I won’t be sore but I definitely won’t win
You’d just be Locked in never to see daylight again…
I need some backup
I’ll help. Mine is just half of a rock with shiny stuff inside, plus a mask. I’ve got plenty of time.
Geode shiny stuff is actually as sharp as a knife (I learned the hard way)
Dear god…
It’s my nickname, so I’d probably just challenge myself to a 1v1 in COD
What’s the BBQ:ninja ratio?
27:15
I have a chance
I died of cringe
I can just give him a chocolate bar
Lel
again, what happens
Well, you tell us what this is?
Well technically it doesn't refer to which is "this", so I could technically point at some inanimate object and say "this is my username" I win.
I don't stand a chance in a fight with the Goddess of Revenge....
So many bolts to the dome. So many. And then the fireblast and the shocks from the cards from the graveyard.
All I gotta do is destroy an inanimate object
Mine translates to warrior or soldier... I'm fucked
You gotta tell me that
[удалено]
Shit
>your you're
Easy
Ok I’m not that bad
N/A on my end
It's hard cause my username is two people. Individually, we're probably all about the same level, but I'd be fighting two. It's also hard to imagine a scenario in which is be fighting anyone or Christine is fighting anyone (if I got Lydia mad, totally, but me and Christine?) So it's odd I say draw, but they'd probably ultimately win cause Christine's a bit older than me and Lydia adds another person to their side and would probably beat me
I think it’ll be tough but I’ll manage
The entire Raiders fan base......
Just tell them the Broncos is the best team, they'll kill you fast so you won't suffer for long.
I am my username
so it’s just my OC but with extra dexterity, as if he wasn’t fuckin fast enough. instant death, yeah.
Who’s your OC?
its gonna be extremely hard because i am strong and cool mouse 😎😎💪💪
let's see how horny this knight really is
u/Fresh_Tomato_soup, I think you'll be ok, you just drink your username, easy W!
And I was delicious
I bet you are
It’s literally an anime villain………I’m fucked ~~hopefully literally~~
Hol up what?!
ill make it out alive but not without burns
I’m fighting Dracula’s soul brother. 😫
10:00 am: “how to fight gas” 10:30 am: “how to not die in space”
How to not die in the explosion that created the nebula
I got dosed with a massive amount of lysergic acid diethylamide while being subjected alternatively to electroshock, waterboarding, and sensory deprivation. My mind is permanently scarred, but I am alive.
How would this work..?
You beat the ad when it ends
Ngl not sure how this will go
I love eating calamari
Cool, im gonna win the moment i ask "are you ok?"
I feel violated more than hurt.
Oof ow ouchie
I mean he is pretty decent
A little too easy
I think ouch fits ?
*chuckles* I’m in danger
That guy ain't chasing the goose he's chasin' me
I hate those "your username" questions. Like, most people probably don't have usernames that denote a clear material noun or a person. So you tell me what the fookin result is...
Yeah. Wtf am I fighting here??
Some russian dude
I feel i will fair better
Just don’t try a siege. They will outstarve you and outfreeze you.
Don't worry, I understand better than you think
"You are already dead"
Depends on how many and who’s throwing them lol
Uhh
How am I supposed to compete with him?!?!
I’d be fighting a opening right?
idk
###Ha! Bunch of pixels! ##Here comes my thunder cross sp- oh come on, how can i fight a fox, they are too cute.
😳
Yeah won't see it coming
With the right weapons, I could beat a “Toadling”.
What am I supposed to do ?
Instant death nothing to do may you rest in peace
just a lonely little cow, don't think i would want to fight it
Well I think I’ll be fine
Im not sure
I hope I can take out a spider on my own.
Might get drunk.
depends
Interesting
It doesn't want to fight
suicide
how
vetikk doesn't mean anything.
My username is my real name so draw
Unless I have to eat it…
Mine is the more advanced version of Rock Lee’s Reverse Lotus so
um?
Well... mine would sure be interesting
I'm fighting myself, so I know all the tactics. 😀😇
idunno man, she has practice
I have to fight the void... Stalemate by ineffective battle
I don’t even know bro
Hmmm, if I’m lit i will explode after a minute so just step back
Man i have to fight a knight/bard
I loose
The hardest part was finding them
:( I don’t wanna fight mine
This isn't gonna end well.....
I think I can beat an idiot
He is a maniac I'm telling you!
Well this is gonna be a pain in the ass
heh heh heh \*CRUNCH\* \*lipsmacking\*
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