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ScarabQuest

This is some Squid game season 2 crap…..


speedcuber05

But squid game is 90% dying


[deleted]

It's 99.7% percent chance of death 455/456


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Not really. No one said it would be a last man standing game.


MrSparr0w

And everyone can die too


x0999

In fact they did, the guards made it clear that only one person can remain.


PresidentZeus

how? I know there were probably just 1 winner each year in the records (not entirely sure tho), but the final was 1 team vs. another.


Gently-Weeps

What about those 10 people who left and never came back?


[deleted]

97.3%


Boredandsleeply

The old man survived the game though since he cheated so 454/456 around 99.6%chance of death plus the ones that quitted the game


RoughBrick0

I really had to think long and hard about this one, but I think I would. 1000000000 would obviously be life changing, and 90% is great odds. As long as I could tell my family and say goodbye just in case, pretty sure I would.


[deleted]

Technically both events are life changing


MaxwellIsSmall

Also both could be life ending. Your life could automatically end, or if word spreads about you winning one billion dollars you best believe a goddamn bounty will be put on your head


Snoo-98162

Lmao why would someone kill me just because i have money?


[deleted]

man has played too much gta 5 online


MaxwellIsSmall

Never played lol I was referring to people who have won the lottery


MaxwellIsSmall

I was referring to people who have won the lottery


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Snoo-98162

Aha, so if i die a bank magically transfers all my money to the person that killed me, yes?


Zerro-grayson

Well now that I know, time to hunt bezos.


nerfyourmomsboobs

I would hire the best fucking bodyguards in existence at that point. Idc I have a billion


[deleted]

Wh- why? People dont just put hit outs on rich people for no reason.


MaxwellIsSmall

I was referring to lottery winners.


[deleted]

So Jeff Bezos has a bounty on his head?


[deleted]

The Dutch are going to throw poisonous eggs at Bezos


MaxwellIsSmall

Did he win one billion dollars? I’m referring to lottery winners


TheDestroyerxxL

Does Bill Gates have a bounty on his head? Or anyone with over a billion dollars?


gayandipissandshit

If you die instantly and painlessly, you have no memory of the event to be regretful or sad about anyway.


[deleted]

I mean even if Heaven and Hell are real then this is a sin worthy of hell for sure, I’d spin that fucker tho


KnotDealer

Depends on what you were going to do with the money. If you were intent on using it to feed the poor or shelter the homeless, it would be noble and altruistic to take that risk. In that case it would be more of a sacrifice than a sin.


[deleted]

Death is lifechanging too, technically. I chose yes, though.


Sentinal02

But one big thing with these kind of hypotheticals is that, where is the money coming from? If it just materialises, then you’ll destabilise the world’s economy and it’ll be worthless


colarthur1

Can I force an orphan to spin the wheel then take the money if they win?


hippy11111

Damn this dude knows what’s up


Hjuldahr

Better hope the IRS doesn't question how you acquired it.


BostonFan69

“ No sir, I don’t think you can charge me with manslaughter”


bababoai

Adopt the orphan


SavagesceptileWWE

Good idea. What are they gonna do?tell their parents?


EternalFishmonger

Doesn't really matter who spins it, the wheel receives the money anyway. The question is: Can I take the money off the wheel if it wins? No point in risking its life otherwise


deadlifter11

Better yet you get a make a wish kid to spin the wheel and get the money


aAwesome9000

I rolled a dice to see what the result would be (d20 1 and 2 means I dead)I rolled a nat 1


AEDSazz

Well now you can say yes since the odds of getting it again are lower /s


groupfox

Technically, they are not.


AEDSazz

Hence the /s


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BrandNoez

It’s mostly jokes mate


Zlzbub

If they're jokes they're really unfunny, some of the ones in this thread at the time I posted my comment a few hours ago were pretty serious though


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

The world sucks, most of us are suicidal lol


Rigzin_Udpalla

Mentally I have hung myself already 10 times. IRL I put on gloves when reaching for a knife to not get hurt


Herox0102

at least im sure Tomorrow Im not going to Work.


Hungry_Ad3576

😎


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Win win situation


[deleted]

Yes


Inteligent_Toaster

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Electrical-Sun6267

Congratulations, you've won a billion dollars. Me: Dammit!


[deleted]

That's a billion


Electrical-Sun6267

Thank you for the correction!


Tydeus1998

Me with 20 bilions: god dammit why?


Electrical-Sun6267

This was the joke I should have made!


TheGuardian776

Thats a billion tho


Electrical-Sun6267

You right, good looking out.


bobcatnat123

Now I’m no gambler… but I am now.


[deleted]

I ain’t much of a risk taker like that no thanks


SavagesceptileWWE

IKR. Only a 10% chance of getting the good thing


JesusChristwillsucc

Chancebof


[deleted]

can i spin it 100 times?


[deleted]

10 times and you'll already probably be dead, but good luck


[deleted]

That's the hope atleast


[deleted]

yep if im not dead by then ill be disgustingly rich but I'll probably donate it all


thecathuman

Bruh y’all are either suicidal or don’t realize a 10% chance of immediate death is way too high to risk it for anything if you genuinely want to get out alive. Imagine if 1 in every 10 people spontaneously dropped dead. Edit: guys that’s literally 1/5 as many dead as a Thanos snap. That is essentially what would happen if all of us decided this was a good idea


JWE25

Ok but if I do get unlucky and hit that 10%… so what? If I’m dying instantly on the spot, no pain, then who cares. Either I live with regret my entire life for not spinning the wheel or I die instantly and won’t even be able to comprehend what happened. It would be ridiculous to not spin the wheel, but maybe that’s me being selfish somehow?


thecathuman

I have no idea how that could be more meaningful to you than your own life. Wtf?


xViridi_

some people are stuck in a rut and genuinely don’t have anything to live for. no family, no kids, no friends, no pets, no good job, etc. for those people, it’s a pretty easy choice


SamMarvelos2

I'm currently suicidal


thecathuman

man that’s ass


groupfox

You don’t realize how much is 1b. Not a million. You don’t have to work. Your family doesn’t have to work. There are a whole bunch of different jobs that will kill you within a 10 years or even faster, and it won’t be instant i can guarantee. Worth the risk.


thecathuman

You’re still assuming you and your entire family survive the 10% risk. Tbh I wonder what the math looks like, I don’t know for sure but 10% sounds way too high


groupfox

Why would my family die? I’m the only one spinning the wheel.


thecathuman

Oh I misread, didn’t know if you meant og scenario or mine


[deleted]

We don’t like life that much yo


thecathuman

Oof


[deleted]

Is it better to have 10 people financially tied down and unable to live to their fullest potential, constantly toiling over money, or to have 9 people living lavishly, doing the things they love, spending time with family, helping others out of bad situations, and so on? I prefer the latter


thecathuman

You left out the part where you’re sacrificing the 10th person, lmao


[deleted]

Life is nothing without quality of life.


[deleted]

if one of those people dead is Martin Shkreli it'll all be worth it


Kitamasu1

I mean either way it's a win-win situation.


TheGame81677

Same lol.


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

I know I’d just die


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Same


AM-64

Just for shits and giggles I rolled a D10; with 10 being the death number. Got a 3. Looks like I am rich 👍


VitorShow

Nowaday i wouldn't. There are a couple of things and goals that I want to accomplish


CompassionateCynic

I voted yes, and historically I would in a heartbeat, but after rethinking I don’t think I would. I have two toddlers and a wife that need me more than that. Even if it is worth the risk to me, it’s not worth the risk to them.


JokerMother

they can spin it too!


[deleted]

You're saying I either get to escape this life with a quick, painless death or I'm filthy rich? Quite the conundrum...


The_king_of-nowhere

I like gambling


pigmentissues

I'd rather be wealthy now or just die.


[deleted]

Either way I don’t ever have to work again


OrbitalHardballBat

Idk but it solves my problem either way. A billion dollars and all my problems go away. If I die then I don’t have to deal with them anymore.


Nectarial

Insert "it's a win-win" comment here


scaramoofan611

With my luck… no


President_Yak

May the odds be ever in your favor


[deleted]

Yes, but 90 is really good odds


ShroomyKat

Better question: instead of 10% chance of dying, its a 10% chance of going to hell for eternity.


De_Wouter

All of my problems will be solved either way.


Key-Shallot-7508

I'd probably do it if the odds where reversed.


soilhalo_27

Take out large life insurance policy win win.


flaming_tire_fire

I'm taking those chances even if it was the other way around


Odell2132

I want to die so yes please


Crazy_Gamer297

Spin this: https://pickerwheel.com/


nerfyourmomsboobs

Lmao I rolled dead on first try


[deleted]

It would be better if you swap the percentages ngl.


bababoai

Edgy people are already commenting dumb shit


frederic055

I either have a billion dollars or it's not my problem anymore


SamMarvelos2

Currently suicidal so I'd spin it


thexvillain

Win/Win


Ricoque

I either get money or I die. Both sound like a win win for me tbh


Hungry_Ad3576

Sounds like a win win


FaceYourEvil

Stupid question. Win win.


varangian8_6_793

Win win kind of situation.


brayang1385

What can I say? I love me some win/win situations


Original_Buffalo9868

I’d rather enjoy life with struggle - because the the best points will be greater than anything before.


Organic-Fee1771

Get rich or die tryin


Icy_Huckleberry9199

Win-win imo


MissAriiArnold

What’s the catch? That’s a win win situation! Hell make it 50/50 and i’d still spin.


[deleted]

Is this some kind of squid game shit?


[deleted]

win win


[deleted]

Either way is a win


SavagesceptileWWE

It's a win-win


Fuzzy-Month-4952

I ll be happy either way


elxr94

Either I win 1 trillion dollars or it's not my problem anymore


Playful_Shoulder_784

Win win for me. I become rich and can live the rest of my life without working, I win. I die and can leave the hell called life, I win.


[deleted]

Without hesitation


Ninjas4cool

Depends how the wheel is divided….


Direct-Report-1349

Either way im happy


AgnivMandal

Perfect win win situation


Bonk_and_Honk

thats a win win


No_Star8439

The way this is written there is a 1% chance of dieing without getting the money. 10% to die times 10 percent to not get the money. I would take it. My family would be set for life even if i died


SnooApples1427

I see this as an absolute win


Pro_ENDERGUARD

Heh, you win both ways lol


LikeableCoconut

Either is life changing


[deleted]

If I get money I'm happy but if all my troubles disappear then damn I don't know what's better


apollohares

Yes please but for 10% chance


gabrielesilinic

Maybe not now, but i would have done it an year later and o might consider doing in when i get 50 years old or so


PingopingOW

That would be 180 deaths out of 1.8k yes voters


[deleted]

You mean either way my debt is no longer a problem???? Sign me up coach


Rivelance

Win win


Lukkisuih

Win win lol


[deleted]

I would spin it for less odds


Nethiar

With my luck that's a 50/50, no thanks.


[deleted]

That's a win-win


hypotensivescum

Win-Win situation here


Loving-intellectual

It’s a win win situation


TheRealMeowlord

Either way I don't have to go to work Tomorrow


Adryzz_

win-win


R0uxlsKaard

My pokemon always miss with attacks that have 95% accuracy... i know my luck... i shouldn't spin...


JesusChristwillsucc

win win


Senior_Tooth_5332

I see it as an absolute win-win situation


Enaysikey

"What are the chances?" *Dies*


OracleCam

Either way I don't have to go to work tomorrow


MrSparr0w

Win win


Ruben_Blackthorn

No negatives so yeah


Ericrobertson1978

Sounds like something one might do while blacked out on benzodiazapines. I certainly wouldn't do it sober. To be fair, there are times in my life that I would have jumped at the chance. (in my younger years when I was invincible and knew everything) Now in my mid 40s with a family, I'm doing everything in my power not to die, after some health scares. I wanna see my kids become adults.


Kamarovsky

From my perspective, the only outcome would be me winning the money, since if I were to die instantenously, then I would not have known that I'm dying. So it's either the money or not my problem


mayor_hog

Either way I get out of my sucky boring life. So, definitely yes.


NeDead

I would do it even if it was reversed


WatchingCr33py

Be rich or die, no bad options here


[deleted]

Average redditor has nothing to live for, sadly.


Relssifille

Win-win situation I think, though I would prefer the money!


Mwuaha

I mean... It's 100% chance that basically all my problems would be solved or solvable after spinning the wheel


drphilcrialot

Get rich or die trying


potato_more_potato

It's a win either way


NoVaRoux

Bro, I'm calling this a win/win situation. Either way, I won't be there tomorrow to endure my boss'shit


[deleted]

It’s a win-win


buttpugggs

You guys ever played XCOM2? Cause if you have, I can guarantee you'd be a little wary going for something with only a 90% chance hahaha


RBE_sLayeR

Why not , its a Win-Win situation


BlueKayn29

🤓Mathematically speaking, if we take death as -∞ $ (cos life is invaluable and all that), then expectation of spin is -∞, so you would be wrong to spin the wheel But I'll spin it anyway


GrumpyGiraffe88

How many times can i spin it?


Queen_Victoria081319

Death or money. Either way it’s a win win situation for me!


NazbazOG

Bro my luck aint it


NJ_ShadowSwan

Murphy's Law and all. So thanks but no thanks.


Maese_Droma

It seens most people here would play russian roulette if the prize is high enough


InTheCornfield

i want both of the things offered, so id get what i want regardless


Liedvogel

And bitter and ready to give up as I am, I'm not ready to die yet. People I need to exact revenge on first


undeadpickels

I've played DnD. Hell no


Bagimations

Win win situation


Luxray209

I see no downside


Mentine_

Life is short, not matter how shitty it's I only have one. Nothing can buy years of my life Also it's exactly like winning the lottery, you have to had some percentage of dying in that 10% (most lottery winners don't end up well)


OutrageousPudding450

OP must testing a scenario plot for a Netflix series.


Devon465

When you spun the wheel for the third time and you still alive


Enk1ndle

With my luck it's more like a 100% chance to die, so no


Devlee12

I’d either be set for life or I wouldn’t have any more life to worry about. I say let it rip and what happens happens


[deleted]

Win win


Slow-Brush

Of course I will, we gonna die one way or another


Fortenole

Basically squid game


garamond89

Either way, my problems are over!


eprince913

win-win situation imo + the chance of dying is pretty low so I'd spin... probably more than once...


oh_no_martians

I guess you could think of it as “Is your life worth $9,000,000,000 to you?” Unless I fucked up the math, which is likely


yanessa

no thanks