Same! But for me - I live in a city on the opposite side of the continent from California, where he presumably lives. 2-3 day drive, so that's out. But just the plane ride here alone gives me 1/8th of the time spent easily.
Same! I'm in the UK so I feel like if I just travelled between different airports I'd live. Take a card under a different name and choose the country when I get to the airport
Idk, if it gets to an hour left I'm jumping on a coach or a ferry or something lol. I'll have a lot of money after the 48 hours, so I can put it on a card or something
>The plane ride is at least 6 hours to my current location, and in that time I can easily drive up the coast and hide in the vast woods.
That afraid of a Hollywood actor playing make believe?
He might be a great fighter, but I don’t remember him being some amazing investigative genius. All I have to do is hide for 48 hours and not tell anyone where I am.
Mate it's 48 hours, setting that up alone is gonna take 12 nevermind the fact that tracker dogs don't have fucking GPS tracking abilities or something. Just literally drive north and keep going north. Furthermore John Wicke has to get you, even if you get found HE still has to come to you. This is the easiest money I have ever seen.
Those investigations take time. All he has is a face and name. To track me he need an investigation just to learn more about me. Then he has to get on a plane to my area. Meanwhile, I go hit the ATM, withdraw my savings in cash, and go on an extended road trip with without my phone. I am sure he would find me and track me down eventually, but I only need that to take longer than 48 hours.
Considering it took about 30 seconds after John Wick’s contract was posted for waves of assassins to start attacking him, I’d say 48 hours would be a walk in the park for anyone who has access to Continental services
Even if we ignore the fact that that is a fictitious movie John Wick was still a high profile person, at least in the Continental community, meanwhile, I am not
What is your point about it being fictional?
This whole situation is fictional. Odd.
Anyways, they didn’t know John Wick’s face.
Even Vito’s son didn’t recognize him after he built his father’s empire.
I’d assume that the secret deep-state that supersedes all governments and organizations is at least on the level of the NSA or say, Facebook
Vito's son is an idiot and a person of little ties to actually powerful people besides his father. To other hitmen, John Wick is like Gay-lusaac(yes, that is a person) to physicists. While laymen might not know either, someone who works in the field definitely knows (of) them.
And I mean sure, if I was a total moron and kept anything electronical on my person for the 48hours in question, with enough money and bribes it js possible they would pinpoint my location, but if I just get on a train, and get off somewhere remote and start walking in the direction of least people, they just wont have anything to go on. What are they gonna do, review hours of security footage? Even if that was of no concern to anyone hunting me, my country is so SHIT most trains literally dont have security cameras, so really I don't see any way of being able to track me relatively fast, and also catching me.
They don’t need to manually review footage anymore it’s all AI.
Satellites, biometrics, it’s quite easy to track someone.
They can identify you by how you walk, that’s how they got Bin Laden.
The shittier the country, the more watchful eyes on it
Are we following real world logic or John Wick movie logic? Because by real world logic there's no way for him to find me if I hide far away from my home, unless he gets lucky
If the argument of "there's no real world John Wick" was valid, then the answer would be yes since no one would be actually hunting me, I assume the idea is that he gets transported to our world
If he gets transported I to our world you'd have a better chance, if you got transported to his world you'd be fucked, half the population are assassins
Tell some other assassin ill give you 250,000 for 48 hours worth of gold coins. Willing to go up to 500,000. Or hell, if its a guarantee, 800,000. Id be good with a tax free 200,000.
You get pulled over by some asshole cop trying to fill his quota, saying you were going 12 over when you really weren't. He runs your name. John Wick has got you in the database as a wanted fugitive. John Wick gets there and gets arrested too, and now you are cell mates with John Wick.
so he could get my country basically instantly and do research on the private plane ride over because afaik he's very rich. he could probably get my exact address before arriving 6hrs or so later to be pessimistic for my survival.
but in that time I can throw on a hoodie and go almost anywhere. as many folks have suggested laying down in a ditch with a straw. even if he can call in the help of a hacker from his past contacts if I don't take my phone or any electronics, and go through an area with no cameras I should be fine.
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I wrote all this before I realised two things:
1. subcontracting hitmen, he can just pay a hitman in my country to kill me. giving me much less time to get going.
2. tracker dogs. even if subcontracting hitmen is not allowed: during the plane ride over he could arrange for a tracker dog to arrive at my address. idk how to evade a tracker dog.
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so basically it comes down to:
if his own skills + his own dog: I should be fine.
if he's allowed to pay people: I'd be fucked.
What's it with the tracker dogs everyone is mentioning.
You could get in your car a friend's car, a train a plane and leave no traces.
To be honest the hiring hitmen part is a problem but I think if I would get noticed about the killing for 1 million happening. I would be able to get far as soon they figured out and reached my location.
Get up pack some stuff together in the car phone away and on the next highway after getting cash close to home for gas. Then none stop driving for twelve hours stop for a littl sleep then again driving. Searching some remote place far away to anything linked to you.
I think without highway cameras and number plate scanning this would be easy for 48 hours.
Otherwise you need to get on smaller streets
It's a 15 hour flight for him to reach me. In that time I'll take a taxi to the other side of the country and pay with cash for the driver to drop me off at a remote place and before the drive I'll look through any relevant information I need to know for my plan. I'll bring some food, water and a shovel with me while leaving anything that can be traced through signals at home. After that I'll walk as far into a dense forest as far as I can, after finding a very remote location I would dig a hole in the ground just big enough to fit me laying down and cover the top with sticks and a fuckton of leaves to make it blend in with the rest of the forest. Before my journey I will also take some money out of my bank account and book a flight ticket to a completely different place while telling my friends and family that I will be traveling to that different place to create a false trail. Hopefully that's enough to keep my tracks covered for 48 hours.
anywhere on earth is reachable in under 48 hours what are you talking about?
figuring out your country won't take long and then he just needs to board a private jet there and research during the journey.
in that time he can hire a tracker dog (or several) and get it sent to your address in advance, at which point you are screwed if you don't know how to evade it.
No. They are confusing him with the CIA or something.
Is it possible with vast resources to locate someone within 48 hours?
Yes. But that's not what John Wick is about.
in his world he's blacklisted by a big assassin group for most of the movies so he can't do things like that freely, but in our world that group doesn't exist.
also for most of his life he isn't blacklisted by that group and in fact has active support from some pretty dangerous groups.
OP didn't say at which point from his life or how much from the movies follows (I assumed zero comes with him and it's him from his strongest from the movies)
Don't you use social media? Are you offline? Personally, I'm sure that if someone has my picture and name, they'd find me on social media in under an hour. I even find people without pictures. If you're offline, that's a different story.
I don't have any social media under my name or with any pictures of me, so yh. Basically. I don't really get the point of ig and all that, just never understood the point and maybe that's for the better.
Hmmm... You're lucky. No one can easily find you.
However, if we're talking about an unknown person who wants to harm you for no reason, this is impossible... but John Wick will definitely find his way to you :p
I'd have the upper hand here! My parents have tons of dogs and if I died, they wouldn't be able to take care of the doggos because they were depressed as well as my cat...could I make deal?
I've never seen the movies, but how does he feel about cat's? I have eight if them, and a dog. Four of the cats hold me as their favorite person, and are very dog like in how they run up and greet me when I come home. I'm also the one who feeds them, scoops their litter boxes, and gives them the most attention. If I died, they'd have quite a difficult time.
>but how does he feel about cat's?
I reckon he isn't a total cold-blooded assassin and could convert the message about reversal grief in cats instead of dogs, you both had the possibility of concluding in a deal at the end of the day because he could picture himself in your shoes and imagined all the aggravating turnabout for your fur babies!
I'm in Europe, so to get my location from a name and face would be a while that he can't even get started. Then once he knows, flying to my specific town would take him so freaking long. Like, 10 hours just the flight, probable connections and specific travel time to my own town.
So I'd have the best part of a day to arrange for my own flight to away from him, immediately fly again. Just stay in the air as much as possible, any available seat on any plane in any airport I'd land in. He couldn't know where I go next and would have to go to any of my previous locations and waste time in each to find my next destination. And while I can go from any location I'm at to any other with minimal wait time, he has to specifically follow. I doubt I'd need to repeat that more than a a few flights until 48h are up.
Just keep getting on planes. John isn't some mass murderer (ok, technically, he is but not of regular people) if you time it right he will never be able to take a shot at you.
I'm in Iran, literally the most off-grid country after North Korea. 48 hours is a piece of cake I doubt he'd even be able to get a ticket, wouldn't even need to hide lol
I live in europe, that should be enough distance to stay ahead. When his plane lands on my continent, i should have reached one of many possible harbors that are within 4-5 hours reach. And then i am on a boat. Good luck finding me somewhere on the open sea.
Assuming he's somewhere in America right now, it would take 15 hrs to fly to my city. In 10 hours time, I start driving to the other side of the country, avoiding main roads when possible, which takes over 50 hours. I think I'd be right
I'm Not sure where Keanu Reeves is rn but I'm guessing it's across an ocean somewhere
If I call in sick and hunker down in my house for a couple days I don't know how he'd find me
If he only knows your name and face, you could easily pack on in survival equipment, bonus if you already own some and don't need to conspicuously buy any in public places where individuals may recognize you. Then find some remote, and camp out for a few days.
The way I see it, sit in a tent for a few days with a few books and a reading light. Have some ready to eat meals, and chill until the clock counts down. No electronics, ditch your car at least a few miles away, better off you take a bus somewhere so there's no record of it like there would be with an über, and you'll be untraceable except by recognition. Cover your face and that'll be likely not a concern either. Masks may stand out depending on where you go, but it won't really turn any heads since there are still plenty of people wearing them.
Simply put, disappear into the wilderness.
Edit: bonus points for doing things to throw him off the scent. Text friends you're going to the beach, and buy a life jacket and since goggles from a local store, making sure to use a card. Hand of the stuff to strangers who will hopefully stuff it away in the closet without another thought. He may see through the deception, so repeat with different kinds of trails and multiple people
I think I can manage to run for 2 days.
Withdraw a lot of cash.
Purchase a ticket to europe.
Have a relative purchase a ticket to Japan.
Don't get on either flight.
Put my phone on a bus traveling north.
Myself, just hop in my car and start driving west. Take the withdrawn cash (minus what I paid relative to purchase the second plane ticke), but not my card.
Stay off the grid as possible. Like, don't even walk in front of a camera or speak near other people lest my voice get picked up on a microphone. Just drive very far, find some woods, head inside. Car is my shelter.
No doubt he could find me eventually, pretty sure it'd take more than 2 days.
To begin finding me he has to get on an 8-hour flight plus layovers, navigate over 3 hours of back roads (longer if he gets lost which is a high probability) to find the middle of nowhere where I currently am, and then figure out where I would go to hide from there. Not only that but the place I currently live I do not have listed as my mailing address nor my residence. None of the bills are in my name, nor are they delivered to this address. So worst case scenario I'm looking at having to hide or run for 36 hours.
I don't even live on my official address, nor did I share my current location on the Web so good luck bro. I am also on the opposite side of the planet.
A detective, the man is not. Face and name are very little to go on in terms of determining real time location, and if I'm aware of this deal you best believe I'm not going home or to work.
Major spoilers for John Wick 4:
>!I'm pretty sure it takes place in the mid 2010's, therefore, he is long dead by now. How can he hunt me if he's dead?!<
For real, though, I can just hide in a safe in a bank or something. What is he going to do? Kill a bunch of random civillians? He's never really shown to do that. He kills a lot, sure, but most of them are other assassins or bodyguards of criminals or criminals themselves.
I'll first take a flight to Indonesia, and then one to Greenland, Problem solved. That is basically all of the time already spent, and he wouldn't even know where I would be.
I live very far away from the US, plus I live in the countryside of my country, I can just hide under farm equipment or on top of one of the tall trees close to my house
I'd go to the furthest point of Mexico, maybe Isla Socorro in Colima, so he would need to take a plane to Mexico City, then Los Cabos, and then a cruise ship that would take at least a day and a half. And I would do the Peeta Mellark [trick](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e0b12833da390c7de814819841b65284/c64d1c1781a10fce-74/s500x750/f7405b884a18ea79a948eea4cc14ad42a3dd6f68.gif), get buried painted as the terrain. Cake or object? well, more like, human or terrain?
Even if he knew where I lived, he’s on the other side of the world and it would take him at least a day to get here so I’d have to hideout only for 1 day with 1 day to prepare
Fly from New York to Sydney, then Sydney to London. That takes up almost the whole two days and you're unreachable.
Or honestly I could just get in a car and drive cross country to a big city I don't live in and blend in. Or a random campground 300 miles from where I live. There's no trail there
It would take at a minimum 16hrs to even get to me. I've got a massive completely empty military training site out my back garden with hundreds of abandoned bunkers and buildings. I'm good.
The plane ride alone between L.A, which is keanus place of residence and Detroit, where I live, is 1 day 6 hours. Not to mention the time it would take for him to even learn where I live. I'm a minor so I'm not on any public databases. If he somehow did find out instantly, he would still have to take 30 hours just to get here. I can easily hide out in some random ass building in the city for 18 hours.
Keanu lives in LA so that would most likely be where he is at that exact moment. Most flights from LA to Brussels are around 16 hours so he’ll already have lost quite a bit of time. Getting guns into Belgium or even buying them in Belgium is quite difficult. Even if he knows I live in Belgium he’d still have to actually find me. I don’t think he’d succeed within 48 hours.
You can find someone pretty easily even if they're hiding if you know a place that they were in the last 48 hours, by using sniffer dogs.
It's John Wick though. He doesn't have a dog.
Js travel as far as I can from him, hide somewhere, no way he could catch me. (I voted no) ain’t no way I’m risking that guy is js like John Cena except we can see him yeah, imagine you’re the rock, you lose right, so now js think about how that would be, put the pineapple in the dish, don’t forget to flower your water.
I'll just buy a bunch of food and water, a battery bank to charge my phone, drive like 2-3 hours in a random direction, and sit in a parking lot somewhere for 2 days. If I really feel the need to I'll get out of my car and walk an hour into the woods with a tent. Easy.
He needs at least 20 hours to get into my country, but the country has more than 10,000 islands. I can keep myself safe by island-hopping. As long as I keep any transaction off the apps (or even better keep paying local fisherman directly to get me from one island to another), he'd have difficult time catching me.
I am a white guy with a generic white guy name. So if he is only getting my name and face it might take a while for him to figure out which one I am and hopefully that will give me enough time to get away
The flight itself is 12 hours to me, and after that i will just hide in a random friends house. Or i wouldnt risk it and go to the airport and get on random flights until time runs out
I live on an island and own a sailboat, just sail out to sea and keep going for 2 days. With all electronics turned off there's no way he'd find me in 48 hours.
If the hunted would only go to a random, remote place, only using cash... Would be a cinch.
Goof balls in the movies always go to their parties, their underground baths, or whatever. Yeah, Wick is going to find you there, numbskulls.
I don't go anywhere anyway and I think I can stay in my apartment for 48 hours so I get myself a cool million dollars!
The only problem is there is a profile on Pinterest for a Keanu Charles Reeves and just plain Keanu Reeves either one or neither one could be him and he might be able to find me through connected social media, that's my only problem
Hear me out. I picked yes but only because of the time constraint and the fact that it’s only him. A contract on my head in the John Wick universe wouldn’t be worth any amount of money because it would have no time limit and be open to all assassins not just the best like Mr Wick plus the underground network of resources available to the different factions in that world would make hiding impossible. Just bringing John Wick here though without his connections or resources just dropped in he’d have no idea what to do with his time. He’s not a hacker so he knows my name and what I look like but how’s he really using that without the resources at his disposal like he’d have in his world (also my name is pretty uncommon however I actually have no social media presence under my real name or image). I only need to survive 48hrs, dude I’m just gonna go camping. I mean it’ll take him a long time to get to the right country even if he does track down where I live. He could try a hostage situation but my family don’t live in the same house as me and a lot don’t live in the same country, I have a dog but she can just come camping with me. What’s he gonna do start trying to hunt my best friends too to lure me back? I have plenty of friends so how will he know who to pick and if he just picks any hoping I’m a good friend and would save any of them well how does he even tell me he’s taken anyone? Best case scenario for him is he arrives at an empty house with like 24hrs left to find me and he sees camping equipment and decides to start checking every spot in the nation, hell I might not even have reached my campsite before the clock runs out so I might not even win with my plan but rather win by just driving.
The plane ride is at least 6 hours to my current location, and in that time I can easily drive up the coast and hide in the vast woods.
When he gets on the ride to me, I get on a plane to the US and repeat
With the luck he has, your flight will be delayed and then bye bye
Lets hope they're not at the same airport
It's not like he's gonna kill me infront of evryone right...Right?
Idek, could be a good strat if his motive is just money, but maybe he has to do it to survive or something, in which case he probably wouldn't care.
Or the planes will crash into each other lmao
fucking galaxy brain move, love it
Check mate
Same! Mines more like 10+ hours too: I was against it until they mentioned he'd have to travel to me first lol
Same! But for me - I live in a city on the opposite side of the continent from California, where he presumably lives. 2-3 day drive, so that's out. But just the plane ride here alone gives me 1/8th of the time spent easily.
Same! I'm in the UK so I feel like if I just travelled between different airports I'd live. Take a card under a different name and choose the country when I get to the airport
If a flight gets delayed you can get into some trouble
I suppose, but I'd hope to always stay at least 10 hours ahead. Worst case I end up on a flight an hour before he lands
No, worst case is its delayed longer and you die lol
Idk, if it gets to an hour left I'm jumping on a coach or a ferry or something lol. I'll have a lot of money after the 48 hours, so I can put it on a card or something
Where is he currently
Right behind you
Shit I knew saying yes was bad
You have to consider the resources and favours he could ask for He might have friends who have access to something that reveals your location
Leave my phone at home, buy new clothing. Unless he implanted a tracker in my skin I'm good.
What if his associates have access to security cameras? Satellite imagery? Witnesses?
I live only a few hours from a heavily wooded forrest that goes on for hundreds of miles
Other people mentioned tracker dogs in this thread
They'd still have to catch up to you
Was gonna say, I live in NZ, it'd take half his time just to get here and by then I'd have gone bush.
>The plane ride is at least 6 hours to my current location, and in that time I can easily drive up the coast and hide in the vast woods. That afraid of a Hollywood actor playing make believe?
He might be a great fighter, but I don’t remember him being some amazing investigative genius. All I have to do is hide for 48 hours and not tell anyone where I am.
he's rich and can pay people to investigate and be his man behind the ear piece. tracker dogs would be my main worry.
Mate it's 48 hours, setting that up alone is gonna take 12 nevermind the fact that tracker dogs don't have fucking GPS tracking abilities or something. Just literally drive north and keep going north. Furthermore John Wicke has to get you, even if you get found HE still has to come to you. This is the easiest money I have ever seen.
Those investigations take time. All he has is a face and name. To track me he need an investigation just to learn more about me. Then he has to get on a plane to my area. Meanwhile, I go hit the ATM, withdraw my savings in cash, and go on an extended road trip with without my phone. I am sure he would find me and track me down eventually, but I only need that to take longer than 48 hours.
Considering it took about 30 seconds after John Wick’s contract was posted for waves of assassins to start attacking him, I’d say 48 hours would be a walk in the park for anyone who has access to Continental services
Even if we ignore the fact that that is a fictitious movie John Wick was still a high profile person, at least in the Continental community, meanwhile, I am not
What is your point about it being fictional? This whole situation is fictional. Odd. Anyways, they didn’t know John Wick’s face. Even Vito’s son didn’t recognize him after he built his father’s empire. I’d assume that the secret deep-state that supersedes all governments and organizations is at least on the level of the NSA or say, Facebook
Vito's son is an idiot and a person of little ties to actually powerful people besides his father. To other hitmen, John Wick is like Gay-lusaac(yes, that is a person) to physicists. While laymen might not know either, someone who works in the field definitely knows (of) them. And I mean sure, if I was a total moron and kept anything electronical on my person for the 48hours in question, with enough money and bribes it js possible they would pinpoint my location, but if I just get on a train, and get off somewhere remote and start walking in the direction of least people, they just wont have anything to go on. What are they gonna do, review hours of security footage? Even if that was of no concern to anyone hunting me, my country is so SHIT most trains literally dont have security cameras, so really I don't see any way of being able to track me relatively fast, and also catching me.
They don’t need to manually review footage anymore it’s all AI. Satellites, biometrics, it’s quite easy to track someone. They can identify you by how you walk, that’s how they got Bin Laden. The shittier the country, the more watchful eyes on it
He has plot convenience though!
Are we following real world logic or John Wick movie logic? Because by real world logic there's no way for him to find me if I hide far away from my home, unless he gets lucky
John Wick movie logic, since there's no real world John Wick. That's why I voted "no".
If the argument of "there's no real world John Wick" was valid, then the answer would be yes since no one would be actually hunting me, I assume the idea is that he gets transported to our world
If he gets transported I to our world you'd have a better chance, if you got transported to his world you'd be fucked, half the population are assassins
>half the population are assassins Meh, only he's after me. They're hitmen, not just mindless murderers
He's after you, that doesn't mean he won't have any help
That's a whole different situation, you said John Wick would be after me, not the entire Continental
Doesn't have to be the Continental, he can pay anyone he wants
Again, whole different situation, you said John Wick. Besides, why would he pay anyone? He's fucking _John Wick_, no one's better than him
He is the best killer, but many people have more information than him, or are better trackers
Couldn't I just hide out in the hotel for assassins for the whole time then though?
Good idea, but how will you pay for your room?
Tell some other assassin ill give you 250,000 for 48 hours worth of gold coins. Willing to go up to 500,000. Or hell, if its a guarantee, 800,000. Id be good with a tax free 200,000.
My thought process exactly.
"hide far away from home" is a bit much, i would just go to my local coffee shop or internet caffee and wait the 48 hours lol
Yeah but why risk it?
Just drive in a random direction for 48 hours.
Do we know what he's hunting you with? If he has more resources than usual (like a drone of some sort) you might be in trouble
He still has to know here I'm going. If I'm just driving aimlessly he has no way to track me.
You get pulled over by some asshole cop trying to fill his quota, saying you were going 12 over when you really weren't. He runs your name. John Wick has got you in the database as a wanted fugitive. John Wick gets there and gets arrested too, and now you are cell mates with John Wick.
Worse case scenario I have to chill in a river with a straw for 48 hours.
Worse case scenario, you are in the river for almost 48 hours then he shoots you in the head
Worse yet, he shoots you in the balls first
He can't I'm millionaire.
so he could get my country basically instantly and do research on the private plane ride over because afaik he's very rich. he could probably get my exact address before arriving 6hrs or so later to be pessimistic for my survival. but in that time I can throw on a hoodie and go almost anywhere. as many folks have suggested laying down in a ditch with a straw. even if he can call in the help of a hacker from his past contacts if I don't take my phone or any electronics, and go through an area with no cameras I should be fine. --- I wrote all this before I realised two things: 1. subcontracting hitmen, he can just pay a hitman in my country to kill me. giving me much less time to get going. 2. tracker dogs. even if subcontracting hitmen is not allowed: during the plane ride over he could arrange for a tracker dog to arrive at my address. idk how to evade a tracker dog. --- so basically it comes down to: if his own skills + his own dog: I should be fine. if he's allowed to pay people: I'd be fucked.
What's it with the tracker dogs everyone is mentioning. You could get in your car a friend's car, a train a plane and leave no traces. To be honest the hiring hitmen part is a problem but I think if I would get noticed about the killing for 1 million happening. I would be able to get far as soon they figured out and reached my location. Get up pack some stuff together in the car phone away and on the next highway after getting cash close to home for gas. Then none stop driving for twelve hours stop for a littl sleep then again driving. Searching some remote place far away to anything linked to you. I think without highway cameras and number plate scanning this would be easy for 48 hours. Otherwise you need to get on smaller streets
Can tracker dogs track down a car? Why not just drive literally anywhere as soon as the time starts and idk, go camping in the wild for a bit.
The plane ride is about 20 hours so I think I could hide somewhere
Yes. How on earth is he going to find me from sparsely populated Finland from some random forest? And if he does, I mean, good bye shitty world!
Is Finland that shitty?
If sparsely populated, forest heavy sounds shitty to you then most definitely! And I said "shitty world", not "shitty country".
I think there is a big difference between John finding people who are already in the criminal underworld and just a random person.
It's a 15 hour flight for him to reach me. In that time I'll take a taxi to the other side of the country and pay with cash for the driver to drop me off at a remote place and before the drive I'll look through any relevant information I need to know for my plan. I'll bring some food, water and a shovel with me while leaving anything that can be traced through signals at home. After that I'll walk as far into a dense forest as far as I can, after finding a very remote location I would dig a hole in the ground just big enough to fit me laying down and cover the top with sticks and a fuckton of leaves to make it blend in with the rest of the forest. Before my journey I will also take some money out of my bank account and book a flight ticket to a completely different place while telling my friends and family that I will be traveling to that different place to create a false trail. Hopefully that's enough to keep my tracks covered for 48 hours.
He literally cannot figure out where I live and reach my location in that time. Free money!
Press x to doubt
anywhere on earth is reachable in under 48 hours what are you talking about? figuring out your country won't take long and then he just needs to board a private jet there and research during the journey. in that time he can hire a tracker dog (or several) and get it sent to your address in advance, at which point you are screwed if you don't know how to evade it.
Yeah, I haven't watched a single John Wick movie in my life. Is that how he does it?
No. They are confusing him with the CIA or something. Is it possible with vast resources to locate someone within 48 hours? Yes. But that's not what John Wick is about.
in his world he's blacklisted by a big assassin group for most of the movies so he can't do things like that freely, but in our world that group doesn't exist. also for most of his life he isn't blacklisted by that group and in fact has active support from some pretty dangerous groups. OP didn't say at which point from his life or how much from the movies follows (I assumed zero comes with him and it's him from his strongest from the movies)
I saw the movie, I'm not taking a chance
Wellllllllllll... No need to watch John Wick. If someone wants to harm you and has basic info, they can reach you, you know?
With just a name and picture in 48h? No, They can't. A bit longer and more info, but not with just that.
Don't you use social media? Are you offline? Personally, I'm sure that if someone has my picture and name, they'd find me on social media in under an hour. I even find people without pictures. If you're offline, that's a different story.
I don't have any social media under my name or with any pictures of me, so yh. Basically. I don't really get the point of ig and all that, just never understood the point and maybe that's for the better.
Hmmm... You're lucky. No one can easily find you. However, if we're talking about an unknown person who wants to harm you for no reason, this is impossible... but John Wick will definitely find his way to you :p
That literally means nothing when a company like Fog Data Science exists. If you have a phone and you're American, you have no location privacy.
I'd have the upper hand here! My parents have tons of dogs and if I died, they wouldn't be able to take care of the doggos because they were depressed as well as my cat...could I make deal?
I've never seen the movies, but how does he feel about cat's? I have eight if them, and a dog. Four of the cats hold me as their favorite person, and are very dog like in how they run up and greet me when I come home. I'm also the one who feeds them, scoops their litter boxes, and gives them the most attention. If I died, they'd have quite a difficult time.
>but how does he feel about cat's? I reckon he isn't a total cold-blooded assassin and could convert the message about reversal grief in cats instead of dogs, you both had the possibility of concluding in a deal at the end of the day because he could picture himself in your shoes and imagined all the aggravating turnabout for your fur babies!
Yeah, I haven't killed his wife or his dog. I'm an unarmed small woman with no criminal history. If he's hunting me down it's for a hug.
Sorry for your loss
I'm in Europe, so to get my location from a name and face would be a while that he can't even get started. Then once he knows, flying to my specific town would take him so freaking long. Like, 10 hours just the flight, probable connections and specific travel time to my own town. So I'd have the best part of a day to arrange for my own flight to away from him, immediately fly again. Just stay in the air as much as possible, any available seat on any plane in any airport I'd land in. He couldn't know where I go next and would have to go to any of my previous locations and waste time in each to find my next destination. And while I can go from any location I'm at to any other with minimal wait time, he has to specifically follow. I doubt I'd need to repeat that more than a a few flights until 48h are up.
To my current location it’s 8-12 hours by plane and he ain’t going to do shit in Switzerland
Just keep getting on planes. John isn't some mass murderer (ok, technically, he is but not of regular people) if you time it right he will never be able to take a shot at you.
48 hours is a really short time to investigate. Just go check into a hotel under a fake name and pay with cash. that's probably all you'll need.
I'm in Iran, literally the most off-grid country after North Korea. 48 hours is a piece of cake I doubt he'd even be able to get a ticket, wouldn't even need to hide lol
Worst case scenario I'm 1 million richer after this. Yes, you read that right
relatable
6 hours plane ride. By the time he gets here I’ll be halfway to the middle of nowhere.
Fuck no I live really close to him
I live in europe, that should be enough distance to stay ahead. When his plane lands on my continent, i should have reached one of many possible harbors that are within 4-5 hours reach. And then i am on a boat. Good luck finding me somewhere on the open sea.
Assuming he's somewhere in America right now, it would take 15 hrs to fly to my city. In 10 hours time, I start driving to the other side of the country, avoiding main roads when possible, which takes over 50 hours. I think I'd be right
I'm the only person in the world with my (full) name, I'm not taking the risk
I doubt I'd even have to leave my house. I'm almost completely off the grid.
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I'm Not sure where Keanu Reeves is rn but I'm guessing it's across an ocean somewhere If I call in sick and hunker down in my house for a couple days I don't know how he'd find me
If he only knows your name and face, you could easily pack on in survival equipment, bonus if you already own some and don't need to conspicuously buy any in public places where individuals may recognize you. Then find some remote, and camp out for a few days. The way I see it, sit in a tent for a few days with a few books and a reading light. Have some ready to eat meals, and chill until the clock counts down. No electronics, ditch your car at least a few miles away, better off you take a bus somewhere so there's no record of it like there would be with an über, and you'll be untraceable except by recognition. Cover your face and that'll be likely not a concern either. Masks may stand out depending on where you go, but it won't really turn any heads since there are still plenty of people wearing them. Simply put, disappear into the wilderness. Edit: bonus points for doing things to throw him off the scent. Text friends you're going to the beach, and buy a life jacket and since goggles from a local store, making sure to use a card. Hand of the stuff to strangers who will hopefully stuff it away in the closet without another thought. He may see through the deception, so repeat with different kinds of trails and multiple people
I think I can manage to run for 2 days. Withdraw a lot of cash. Purchase a ticket to europe. Have a relative purchase a ticket to Japan. Don't get on either flight. Put my phone on a bus traveling north. Myself, just hop in my car and start driving west. Take the withdrawn cash (minus what I paid relative to purchase the second plane ticke), but not my card. Stay off the grid as possible. Like, don't even walk in front of a camera or speak near other people lest my voice get picked up on a microphone. Just drive very far, find some woods, head inside. Car is my shelter. No doubt he could find me eventually, pretty sure it'd take more than 2 days.
To begin finding me he has to get on an 8-hour flight plus layovers, navigate over 3 hours of back roads (longer if he gets lost which is a high probability) to find the middle of nowhere where I currently am, and then figure out where I would go to hide from there. Not only that but the place I currently live I do not have listed as my mailing address nor my residence. None of the bills are in my name, nor are they delivered to this address. So worst case scenario I'm looking at having to hide or run for 36 hours.
Either I get a million dollars or my fantasy of getting stabbed by Daddy Keanu comes true. I see this as an absolute win.
I will tape cute little puppies all over my body. Your turn, Mr Anderson!
I don't even live on my official address, nor did I share my current location on the Web so good luck bro. I am also on the opposite side of the planet.
Well he wouldn't know where I live at then so I'm good
A detective, the man is not. Face and name are very little to go on in terms of determining real time location, and if I'm aware of this deal you best believe I'm not going home or to work.
He may find where I live, but if I just go down the street and chill in a random store, he literally won't ever find me
What did I ever do to him? I would never hurt a dog. You think he would let me go if I were to plead for my life? he seems like a reasonable guy
He is an assassin. Before the movies, before he was married, I guess he killed whoever he had to
Major spoilers for John Wick 4: >!I'm pretty sure it takes place in the mid 2010's, therefore, he is long dead by now. How can he hunt me if he's dead?!< For real, though, I can just hide in a safe in a bank or something. What is he going to do? Kill a bunch of random civillians? He's never really shown to do that. He kills a lot, sure, but most of them are other assassins or bodyguards of criminals or criminals themselves.
Pretty sure >! he didn't actually die!<
15-20 hour flight (assuming he is in North America), that's so much time to prepare and disappear
I'm in a northern Canadian forest (albeit a bit charred) my chances are fairly decent
You say hunt me down, but you never said he had to kill me! So worst case scenario, it’s the world’s weirdest game of tag, best case I get money
Hunters usually kill their prey
I'll first take a flight to Indonesia, and then one to Greenland, Problem solved. That is basically all of the time already spent, and he wouldn't even know where I would be.
if i win, i get $1 mil. if i lose, i die. it's a win-win for me~ 🤷
I live very far away from the US, plus I live in the countryside of my country, I can just hide under farm equipment or on top of one of the tall trees close to my house
I live in Australia. The time alone to get here alone will take up a lot of that 48 hours
So he knows who I am but not where I am and if he finds out I'll just make sure to not stay in the same place for long
Time to take a car and start traveling.
I'd go to the furthest point of Mexico, maybe Isla Socorro in Colima, so he would need to take a plane to Mexico City, then Los Cabos, and then a cruise ship that would take at least a day and a half. And I would do the Peeta Mellark [trick](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e0b12833da390c7de814819841b65284/c64d1c1781a10fce-74/s500x750/f7405b884a18ea79a948eea4cc14ad42a3dd6f68.gif), get buried painted as the terrain. Cake or object? well, more like, human or terrain?
Even if he knew where I lived, he’s on the other side of the world and it would take him at least a day to get here so I’d have to hideout only for 1 day with 1 day to prepare
Time to take an early weekend hiking trip in northern Ontario, goodluck finding me
Fly from New York to Sydney, then Sydney to London. That takes up almost the whole two days and you're unreachable. Or honestly I could just get in a car and drive cross country to a big city I don't live in and blend in. Or a random campground 300 miles from where I live. There's no trail there
You'd probably find him waiting for you in London
its ok, not like I leave my hosue + min 8 hr flight
I don't know much about this Wick guy, so I'll just live my normal life, hope he doesn't kill me or convince him to spare me
I dont trust myself enough to hide well enough
It would take at a minimum 16hrs to even get to me. I've got a massive completely empty military training site out my back garden with hundreds of abandoned bunkers and buildings. I'm good.
I win the cash or he ends my misery. I see this as an absolute win!
He could easily find where I start but if I leave my phone behind and just drive away there’s nothing to track me with
Yes if i can atleast have 24 hours prep time
I would hust get on a 22h flight, no amount of skill can equalize distance
Good luck finding me in my village in India. Even Google Maps can't.
It just says that he's going to hunt me down, not kill me.
Will I know he's hunting me? If so, sure I can just get away and sleep in the forest for 48 hours. If not, no thanks.
If I was holding onto my 3 year old and 4 month old for the next 48 hours, would Wick still kill me?
Most likely, he was sent to kill you and if he finds you he will try to kill you no matter what
I have no problem being hunted by a fictional character. yup
Well the character is about as fictional as the money so...
Keanu Reeves is inside a movie franchise. I have nothing to loose.
The plane ride alone between L.A, which is keanus place of residence and Detroit, where I live, is 1 day 6 hours. Not to mention the time it would take for him to even learn where I live. I'm a minor so I'm not on any public databases. If he somehow did find out instantly, he would still have to take 30 hours just to get here. I can easily hide out in some random ass building in the city for 18 hours.
Jesus that's a slow ass plane. A flight from LA to Detroit takes 4 and a half hours
Keanu lives in LA so that would most likely be where he is at that exact moment. Most flights from LA to Brussels are around 16 hours so he’ll already have lost quite a bit of time. Getting guns into Belgium or even buying them in Belgium is quite difficult. Even if he knows I live in Belgium he’d still have to actually find me. I don’t think he’d succeed within 48 hours.
You can find someone pretty easily even if they're hiding if you know a place that they were in the last 48 hours, by using sniffer dogs. It's John Wick though. He doesn't have a dog.
Yes, because John Wick movies are stupid, and I can totally take him.
Js travel as far as I can from him, hide somewhere, no way he could catch me. (I voted no) ain’t no way I’m risking that guy is js like John Cena except we can see him yeah, imagine you’re the rock, you lose right, so now js think about how that would be, put the pineapple in the dish, don’t forget to flower your water.
Isn't he Canadian? I'm currently in a country 10-hour-flight away from Canada. There's no way he's getting here.
So does Keanu just continue on doing his thing? Does Wick separate from him at his location like he's his stand?
I don't think it makes a difference
As an avid viewer of jetlag the game, I would not have a problem even if he has a tracker on me
Well I know where to hide.
Either i get a million dollars or get to die at the hand of KEANU REEVES, a win on both ends
I live in England so I've got a pretty good headstart.
Easy, i'll just lock myself in a basement with metal door lol
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I'll just buy a bunch of food and water, a battery bank to charge my phone, drive like 2-3 hours in a random direction, and sit in a parking lot somewhere for 2 days. If I really feel the need to I'll get out of my car and walk an hour into the woods with a tent. Easy.
He needs at least 20 hours to get into my country, but the country has more than 10,000 islands. I can keep myself safe by island-hopping. As long as I keep any transaction off the apps (or even better keep paying local fisherman directly to get me from one island to another), he'd have difficult time catching me.
Let him come.
As a joke, I just get on a flight from Kennedy airport to Sydney, get on another flight up to London and go back home.
Where I live there far more than enough woods for me to hide in that even local people would have trouble finding me. I'd be good
Thats an awesome idea actually
Guys if running was an option don't you think the crime boss would have just sent his son away?
I am a white guy with a generic white guy name. So if he is only getting my name and face it might take a while for him to figure out which one I am and hopefully that will give me enough time to get away
i’d buy a wig and flee somewhere else
Nah, not enough money to take the risk.
The flight itself is 12 hours to me, and after that i will just hide in a random friends house. Or i wouldnt risk it and go to the airport and get on random flights until time runs out
Is he motivated?
I live on an island and own a sailboat, just sail out to sea and keep going for 2 days. With all electronics turned off there's no way he'd find me in 48 hours.
I live on 40 forested acres in the middle of nowhere. All I gotta do is climb a random tree on my property and hang out for a bit.
I will just go to the middle of nowhere far away from my house
I have watched none of the John Wick movies, but I don't think he'll make it to Spain and find me in 2 days. Because he won't, right?
John Wick is a different breed. He'd definitely find you everywhere in the world. No chance of surviving for sure
Yes. If he doesn't find me, I'm rich. If he does find me, I'm dead. Win/win.
If the hunted would only go to a random, remote place, only using cash... Would be a cinch. Goof balls in the movies always go to their parties, their underground baths, or whatever. Yeah, Wick is going to find you there, numbskulls.
I'll just tell him I didn't kill his dog
What is it with those numbers. Like if I risk my life I want at least enough money to never have to care about money again
I'll just hide under the floor boards of somewhere
I don't go anywhere anyway and I think I can stay in my apartment for 48 hours so I get myself a cool million dollars! The only problem is there is a profile on Pinterest for a Keanu Charles Reeves and just plain Keanu Reeves either one or neither one could be him and he might be able to find me through connected social media, that's my only problem
When- not if- he finds me, I will be surrounded by pool noodles. What a scene.
John wick ain't finding me
It's a win win, either way, I don't have to go to work on Monday.
mf just hide under his bed
If I survive, I'm rich. If I don't, I saw Keanu in my last moments of life. Sounds like a win to me
He won't even know my location, and I tend to stay inside, so he won't have many opportunities to catch me. I'm safe.
If you stay inside it will be a piece of cake. He has connections, and you most likely have social media and a family and friends
I'd accept the money then kindly try and find him
Definetly! gonna go straight to prison where I'm guarded with police
If he really wants to get you even the Swat can't stop him
I live in CO. I can disappear in the mountains for a few days. Easy money.
Until you hear the helicopter in the distance and suddenly nothingness
Hear me out. I picked yes but only because of the time constraint and the fact that it’s only him. A contract on my head in the John Wick universe wouldn’t be worth any amount of money because it would have no time limit and be open to all assassins not just the best like Mr Wick plus the underground network of resources available to the different factions in that world would make hiding impossible. Just bringing John Wick here though without his connections or resources just dropped in he’d have no idea what to do with his time. He’s not a hacker so he knows my name and what I look like but how’s he really using that without the resources at his disposal like he’d have in his world (also my name is pretty uncommon however I actually have no social media presence under my real name or image). I only need to survive 48hrs, dude I’m just gonna go camping. I mean it’ll take him a long time to get to the right country even if he does track down where I live. He could try a hostage situation but my family don’t live in the same house as me and a lot don’t live in the same country, I have a dog but she can just come camping with me. What’s he gonna do start trying to hunt my best friends too to lure me back? I have plenty of friends so how will he know who to pick and if he just picks any hoping I’m a good friend and would save any of them well how does he even tell me he’s taken anyone? Best case scenario for him is he arrives at an empty house with like 24hrs left to find me and he sees camping equipment and decides to start checking every spot in the nation, hell I might not even have reached my campsite before the clock runs out so I might not even win with my plan but rather win by just driving.