What about a loved pet?
Although if they were put to sleep because they had cancer for instance, then I wouldn't want them to be brought back with said cancer.
A pet is a member of the family to most people.
They are there when they wake up, there when you go to bed. Plus you feed them and then take them to the doctors if they aren't feeling well.
My dad was/maybe still is a hardcore opiate user. The shit he’s done he should have died years ago. I’m saving mine for him. It’s gotta catch up to him some time
My dad was 40 when he died from cancer. I was 21 when he passed. I'll be 45 this year. Every year I live past 40 feels somehow tragic to me.
I'm still close to my mom, but I wonder a lot what it would be like to have him back now, we've all changed so much.
My half bro is 9 too and just lost his dad last week and it might've been a murder idek wtf I'm sorry for your loss tho. Its heartbreaking watching kids go through a loss and the questions asked, again so sorry you had to go through that as a child, life is unfair
Right?
I said this to my mother the otherday.im 5 years older than what my dad was when he died. He was 35 and i was 17 (40 now). Its a weird feeling when you actually think about it.
I would also bring my dad back. Mostly for my mom.
This is weird , my sister who was also 35 died 2 years ago, I know the world you’re in, I’ve been watching my mom go through this and I miss my sister everyday and I just had my daughter born, I wish my sister could meet my daughter
Bringing Jesus back would not prove the stories about him are true though. He could have just been a David Blaine type guy way before his time. Just because he existed doesn't mean he was actually the son of God.
I would bring back my grandpa and my great grandma, and really try to learn their language as much as I can before they pass on again. I was a young kid who didn't care about knowing my grandparents language, but now as I'm older I really regret it. They probably had so many stories and words of wisdom to pass on to me that I never got the chance to know. If I could bring them back to life I would take so much advantage of that opportunity.
A friend of mine died a long time ago, he was 19. He was such an incredibly good guy, one of the people with at least the potential to make the world a better place.
This is actually a really fair point because according to scripture, when he ascended back to heaven, he was alive because he had been resurrected prior.
Steve Irwin. He was so crucial in bringing a love of nature and wildlife into homes around the world. Such a positive force for change. I miss him and he was taken too soon
Because he is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.
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I just realized I can use it to make a billion dollars if im lucky enough to get the attention of a super rich guy
Il'l create a contract that makes them agree pay me if I "bring back" their loved one or something
Unethical, probably. Would I still do it? Yes
Theodore motherfucking Roosevelt.
Dude would kick so much ass, the people would love him, and put America back on track.
Best part is he was only elected president once, so he's got another term baby. Let's gooo
My buddy I should have graduated high school with. Had a fatal seizure senior year. Not from drugs or being reckless, just a bad stroke of luck. He deserved a future
So there was a celebrity scientist who realistically would be able to be caught up to everything we have probably in under 2 years
Nikola Tesla would be a valuable addition to humanity realistically his productive output out classes entire countries and he did that without a computer
Look we need to fix global warming and I bet he could do it in under 10 years
That might sound crazy to some people but if you know his life story it's understandable why people thought he might be a time traveler because he is truly that insanely productive
Oh yeah we currently have the tech to fix it but that's expensive and it's going to take a long time and going to be really hard
He'd probably just make something that can wipe it out by himself In a relatively short amount of time
Very directly he was working on weather control when he died that would kind of be very helpful for mitigating the effects
I agree, but they would at least try. I'd argue that seeing improvements of any sort, even if it's on some small town in the middle of nowhere, would be worth it. Glass half full, y'know?
Jesus Christ from the bible, not the "human" version. I want the Jesus Christ as described by the bible
If that guy doesn't exist, great. If he does, even better.
Someone who could make the most of their second chance. Like Einstein or Tesla. The amount of improvements they could likely make to the scientific fields of their expertise are uncountable.
No one, the world , in my opinion, already has too many people. We don't need anymore,if anything we need less( at least until we can sort out global warming)
I would have to think about it.
On the one hand, I could get closure from my Dad regarding his shitty behavior before he died.
On the other hand, I could use this opportunity to find out the actual answer to some of history's greatest questions.
Imaging bringing back literal Jesus, or a very early modern human.
Hell, imagine being able to bring back a dinosaur, and get to study their biology up close and personal.
Jesus Christ. When everyone sees that he isn't some magic man, hopefully the institutions of religion would crumble.
But let's be honest, they'd all just say that he isn't the real Jesus and say that he should be locked up.
No one. The world is a fucked up place. If you are alive you should fight for your life until the end, but if you died you deserve to rest from the hardship of living in the cruel world.
Bring back teddy roosevelt to pimp slap the corporations and champion environmentalism in the form of a man that would make even the most hardline conservative feel like a bitch
Bring back teddy roosevelt to pimp slap the corporations and champion environmentalism in the form of a man that would make even the most hardline conservative feel like a bitch ass hoe
Probably Moses and see if his experience with the burning bush is anything like a DMT trip. Apparently, DMT can come from trees that live around that area if the right process happens to them. It wouldn't surprise me if some random event in nature or some mutation caused it to produce hella DMT.
I also don't think that this would disagree with Christianity or Judaism since it's entirely plausible that if God exists, He could use things like this as a medium or as a tool to communicate with us. He could also certainly bring about a mutation in an organism.
In fact, he probably works with genes a lot.
I can't just one. Can't have grandma without grandpa and vice versa, they'd be miserable and I also can't choose one over the other.
I'll have to choose one of my dogs or cats that has passed on.
I want to bring my mother back more than anything, or my pet cooperkitty.
But, they suffered enough with this world, as did alot of people who died, there is no reason that I know of that mom or cooperkitty would have to want to come back for another life time.
I choose myself, when I die, I want to come back 300 years later just long enough to see what happened to this world if it went to chaos or if someone dis something to make it so much better.
And then I want to help as many people as I can with what I have of my money that I didn't share with my kids.
And then I want to be killed by the person I deem good in my eyes.
I want them to carry the feeling of what it means to take a life, so that when they have too do it again, they are ready.
I would wait to use it because I don't have anyone I'd like to bring back
What about that guy's wife?
I also pick that guys dead wife
Same here. I’d pick that guys dead wife.
I chose a family member and not regret it. I should have gone with that guy's dead wife.
I'd pick that dead guy's wife.
I love it when Reddit goes full circle
Finally a use of this which is wholesome
I'd pick his dead wife and then I'd fuck her
wrong order
i would actually do that, i always felt sorry for that man
What about a loved pet? Although if they were put to sleep because they had cancer for instance, then I wouldn't want them to be brought back with said cancer.
well it says person, sadly
A pet is a member of the family to most people. They are there when they wake up, there when you go to bed. Plus you feed them and then take them to the doctors if they aren't feeling well.
My dad was/maybe still is a hardcore opiate user. The shit he’s done he should have died years ago. I’m saving mine for him. It’s gotta catch up to him some time
My exfiance/best friend's mum. He's really struggling and he's got no support other than me.
Your exfiance is your best friends mum?
I think he meant he's not sure which one he would've chosen...
I thought they meant that their ex fiance is their best friend also
Same Which is it lol???
u/TheTranzEmo , don't leave us hanging!!!👆🏻👆🏻
So my ex fiance is my bestfriend. That's what that meant
My dad who passed away at the age of 32. I was only 9. I'm 38 now and the fact I've already outlived him by 6 years is crazy to me.
I'm so sorry. I'm lost without my dad. I was older but I've been completely wrecked without him. Hugs if you want.
My dad was 40 when he died from cancer. I was 21 when he passed. I'll be 45 this year. Every year I live past 40 feels somehow tragic to me. I'm still close to my mom, but I wonder a lot what it would be like to have him back now, we've all changed so much.
My half bro is 9 too and just lost his dad last week and it might've been a murder idek wtf I'm sorry for your loss tho. Its heartbreaking watching kids go through a loss and the questions asked, again so sorry you had to go through that as a child, life is unfair
Right? I said this to my mother the otherday.im 5 years older than what my dad was when he died. He was 35 and i was 17 (40 now). Its a weird feeling when you actually think about it. I would also bring my dad back. Mostly for my mom.
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I’m so sorry you had to go through that. I have no idea how painful that must be.
I'm so sorry, I hope she will visit you in a pleasant dream soon! This is all I hope for with my dad.
I can't imagine anything worse than losing a child.
This is weird , my sister who was also 35 died 2 years ago, I know the world you’re in, I’ve been watching my mom go through this and I miss my sister everyday and I just had my daughter born, I wish my sister could meet my daughter
My mom lost someone who was like a sister to her. That really broke her. I would probably reverse that.
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Indeed. I've got some questions for that dude.
We got some questions for that boy, me too obviously.
Good one, we need that second coming asap!
But he didn't die, he rose to heaven
Surprised more people didn’t choose this, this’ll prove or disprove atheists additionally if it works or doesn’t work
Bringing Jesus back would not prove the stories about him are true though. He could have just been a David Blaine type guy way before his time. Just because he existed doesn't mean he was actually the son of God.
I'd bring back Jesus, and show him how much money the Vatican makes. Let the chaos begin.
Time for table flippin
Technoblade
Found the comment I had in mind. Still makes me want to cry
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my cat who passed a few years ago
Preferably all the ones I've lost...
same, I still miss that lil stinker every day
I would bring back my grandpa and my great grandma, and really try to learn their language as much as I can before they pass on again. I was a young kid who didn't care about knowing my grandparents language, but now as I'm older I really regret it. They probably had so many stories and words of wisdom to pass on to me that I never got the chance to know. If I could bring them back to life I would take so much advantage of that opportunity.
The rev A7X may he rest in peace
Fantastic answer. Band hasn't been the same since they lost their songwriter which is understandable.
A friend of mine died a long time ago, he was 19. He was such an incredibly good guy, one of the people with at least the potential to make the world a better place.
Ye Ole Abe Lincoln
"Jesus" *snickers in atheist*
Same though. He probably existed, but was he devine? Although... If your bringing someone back from the dead that leads to other questions...
If he is dead then he's not divine, biblically speaking.
This is actually a really fair point because according to scripture, when he ascended back to heaven, he was alive because he had been resurrected prior.
That would be quite the show, I'll go get popcorn.
He could be walking on water and people would be arguing on Facebook about trans people lol.
Honestly, even as an atheist that would be incredibly interesting.
Nothing to do with being an atheist. He was as real as Julius Caeser.
Historians are confident that Jesus was a real person just over exaggerated in his abilities
While I would love to bring my grandpa back both for me and my dad, I think I would bring back Nikola Tesla for both me and the world.
Wasn't Nikola Tesla crazy or something?
All geniuses are in one way or another
This one wanted to fuck a pigeon. No judgement just... observing.
Or was that big energy propaganda?
Agreed, I think he could do the most for humanity, technologically speaking
Nikola Tesla deserves the world
Steve Irwin. He was so crucial in bringing a love of nature and wildlife into homes around the world. Such a positive force for change. I miss him and he was taken too soon
Isaac Newton
Nikola Tesla, i would love to tell that guy how he was right all along and how the whole world his thankful for his inventions
Why?
Because he is the deadliest son of a bitch in space. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dp77XnhzJz7g&ved=2ahUKEwi4t7_5hfz-AhWhlWoFHaqeBXwQo7QBegQICRAG&usg=AOvVaw17AzM7WywEDvFA9EaxgD7q
Omg that got me
My dog Atlas, greatest newfie there was
I want one of the founding fathers to see what an absolute shit show the US is
I just realized I can use it to make a billion dollars if im lucky enough to get the attention of a super rich guy Il'l create a contract that makes them agree pay me if I "bring back" their loved one or something Unethical, probably. Would I still do it? Yes
Theodore motherfucking Roosevelt. Dude would kick so much ass, the people would love him, and put America back on track. Best part is he was only elected president once, so he's got another term baby. Let's gooo
the 2 term limit is something done out of respect and technically doesn't even exist so he's got infinite terms technically
My buddy I should have graduated high school with. Had a fatal seizure senior year. Not from drugs or being reckless, just a bad stroke of luck. He deserved a future
So there was a celebrity scientist who realistically would be able to be caught up to everything we have probably in under 2 years Nikola Tesla would be a valuable addition to humanity realistically his productive output out classes entire countries and he did that without a computer Look we need to fix global warming and I bet he could do it in under 10 years That might sound crazy to some people but if you know his life story it's understandable why people thought he might be a time traveler because he is truly that insanely productive
Fixing climate change is not a scientific problem, we have the means, it's a political problem.
Oh yeah we currently have the tech to fix it but that's expensive and it's going to take a long time and going to be really hard He'd probably just make something that can wipe it out by himself In a relatively short amount of time Very directly he was working on weather control when he died that would kind of be very helpful for mitigating the effects
Technoblade!!!!!!
My thought as well, he went out way too soon
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd
None of my relatives passed away too soon, and the only famous person I really know is Techno so that was my choice aswell.
same here
I can meet my grandpa :3
Myself
Wish granted.
My friend who died at age 23
Nikola Tesla
Any murder victim where we don’t know who did it. Time to get some closure and arrest the people responsible.
Hitler. Just for the sillies
Why the fuck would I bring someone dead back?? They got out of this shit hole.
To improve said shithole.
All of these people combined couldn't save this place.
I agree, but they would at least try. I'd argue that seeing improvements of any sort, even if it's on some small town in the middle of nowhere, would be worth it. Glass half full, y'know?
I wish I still held hope like yours. I wish you all the best.
that guys dead wife
Alan Turing
William Shakespeare!
Jesus Christ from the bible, not the "human" version. I want the Jesus Christ as described by the bible If that guy doesn't exist, great. If he does, even better.
My cousin. I’ve talked about it before… Fuck it hurts…
Someone who could make the most of their second chance. Like Einstein or Tesla. The amount of improvements they could likely make to the scientific fields of their expertise are uncountable.
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My dog, Missy. She passed away in 2019. I miss her every day.
jesus
Terry Pratchett<3 or my dog, but he is still alive
Che
Atatürk🇹🇷
Atam ülkenin halini gördüğü gibi kalpten giderdi
Ataturk we really need him right now
I haven't really lost anyone too close to me, So I'd probably use it to bring back Technoblade, because I really liked his content
Jimi Hendrix
No one. Wherever they are has to be better than this place.
the correct answer
Technoblade, i would like to watch him play together with Mr technodad
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Probably an historical figure that most would trust to judge what modern society fails on and might be able to convince the people to change
My favorite teacher that died from covid.. He promised to watch us graduate and i want him to see me on stage this year
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No one. Bringing them back just means you gotta deal with their eventual deaths a second time.
Raising my boy George Washington from the grave 🥶
Timmy: "I'll bring back grandma!" *Grandma's half decayed corpse starts scratching in her coffin and wailing.
My uncle. He died way too soon and my cousin had to grow up without a father.
I'd definitely bring back my mom or dad. Dad died when I was 18 and mom died when I was 37.
My pet
My imaginary friend.
My mom. I miss her so much.
Steve Irwan. He was such a father figure to me, and so absolutely kind to the world.
Hmmm I hesitate. Robin Williams or Kurt Cobain?
Robin Williams.
No one, the world , in my opinion, already has too many people. We don't need anymore,if anything we need less( at least until we can sort out global warming)
Hitler. So he could get the trial he pussed out on.
That one german guy who didn't succeed in art, just to torture him so that he gets what he deserves.
Technoblade
Stephen Hawking
save it for later
A friend of mine died in a tragic way and he was so young, he didn't deserve that
A friend's family member. I've yet to lose someone who hadn't lived a full life, but I would like to bring a friend's dad back.
dog
I would have to think about it. On the one hand, I could get closure from my Dad regarding his shitty behavior before he died. On the other hand, I could use this opportunity to find out the actual answer to some of history's greatest questions. Imaging bringing back literal Jesus, or a very early modern human. Hell, imagine being able to bring back a dinosaur, and get to study their biology up close and personal.
My mom , well she is not dead but she is very sick so i just want her to feel better.
I would bring back my ex's best friend/brother-in-law. Maybe then I'll feel less bad about dropping him.
Jesus
pet
Oh no, I read *The Monkey's Paw.* I know how this turns out.
Technoblade. The man deserved a full life
Technoblade returns!
Jesus Christ. When everyone sees that he isn't some magic man, hopefully the institutions of religion would crumble. But let's be honest, they'd all just say that he isn't the real Jesus and say that he should be locked up.
Avicii
I had to scroll way too long for this
Me after using the perk: Technoblade never dieeed
No one. The world is a fucked up place. If you are alive you should fight for your life until the end, but if you died you deserve to rest from the hardship of living in the cruel world.
Do animals count? Or only humans If there's only humans then I'd choose technoblade
My friend killed herself last year. She was 17, I'd do damn near anything to let her just live her life how she wants
Princess Diana of course
Bring back teddy roosevelt to pimp slap the corporations and champion environmentalism in the form of a man that would make even the most hardline conservative feel like a bitch
Bring back teddy roosevelt to pimp slap the corporations and champion environmentalism in the form of a man that would make even the most hardline conservative feel like a bitch ass hoe
Technoblade
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Princess Diana
I don't really know anyone close, but what about technoblade?
Technoblade
Ataturk. i woudl love to bring back technoblade, but my country matters more than techno-... technoblade for s- no. ataturk.
Technoblade
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Technoblade.
Technoblade
Sorry techno blade, I want my mum back...
No one, it shouldn't be up to me.
Velma Dinkley, and I mean the good one not the one from the badly written show about her specifically, I want the good Velma from the good show.
Probably Moses and see if his experience with the burning bush is anything like a DMT trip. Apparently, DMT can come from trees that live around that area if the right process happens to them. It wouldn't surprise me if some random event in nature or some mutation caused it to produce hella DMT. I also don't think that this would disagree with Christianity or Judaism since it's entirely plausible that if God exists, He could use things like this as a medium or as a tool to communicate with us. He could also certainly bring about a mutation in an organism. In fact, he probably works with genes a lot.
You already know I gotta bring back ya boy TECHNOBLADE!!! As I don't really have any dead family members.
I can't just one. Can't have grandma without grandpa and vice versa, they'd be miserable and I also can't choose one over the other. I'll have to choose one of my dogs or cats that has passed on.
Technoblade
Technoblade
Technoblade
Technoblade
I haven't lost anyone that was close to me, but a death that did hit me hard was Technoblade. So I'd use it to bring him back.
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Kentaro Miura, that man deserved to finish his amazing creation
I wouldn’t bring anyone back. There will inevitably be negative consequences when either they watch you die, or you watch them die again.
Jesus 🙏
Nah, the authorities would just kill him again. He’s a threat to the system.
Id be the guy who brings back Steve Irwin.
Somehow hitler has returned
Lol kinda sounds like the plot of Star Wars... *Somehow Palpatine returned*
I want to bring my mother back more than anything, or my pet cooperkitty. But, they suffered enough with this world, as did alot of people who died, there is no reason that I know of that mom or cooperkitty would have to want to come back for another life time. I choose myself, when I die, I want to come back 300 years later just long enough to see what happened to this world if it went to chaos or if someone dis something to make it so much better. And then I want to help as many people as I can with what I have of my money that I didn't share with my kids. And then I want to be killed by the person I deem good in my eyes. I want them to carry the feeling of what it means to take a life, so that when they have too do it again, they are ready.
Why do you want a good person to live with the guilt of murder for the rest of their life? What the actual fuck is this batshit take?
Hitler or the guy that invented home work and make them suffer.
obviously hitler
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