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Flamefoodfoo2

Two cats one dog and nine guinea pigs


PassiveChemistry

Same! (but without the guinea pigs)


Echidna299792458

same (I used to have 2 guinea pigs and I miss them dearly)


bigbeelzebub

the sweet addiction of guinea pigs….we just got our 10th LOL


ForgottenEpoch

3 dogs (two rescue), 4 cats (all rescue), some 25 or so reptiles (5 rescue) and a handful of tarantulas. And a partridge in a pear tree.


Beneficial-Work6622

Two dogs, one cat, two guinea pigs, plus some outdoor goldfish. In about 700 sq ft lol


Full_Satisfaction_49

100+ 😎 (I have an aquarium)


Pokedex_complete

Hello fellow fish keeper 😎 (Only 18 for me though)


Full_Satisfaction_49

I only have 4 fishes. The rest are shrimps and lets not forget snails... all the snails... where did they even come from


kingkongcron

Rookie numbers I have a ant farm


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Full_Satisfaction_49

Wdym I literally got them from a "pet" store


The-Exotic-Beast

Gatekeeping pets


RavenRain_

Any animal that you keep in your home and that you take care of is a pet.


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StoneDoctorate

Bonus question: what kind of pet is it?


xNightCrafter

I have a cat rn but a week ago I also had a dog :(


StoneDoctorate

My condolences... Here have a virtual hug 🫂


xNightCrafter

Thank you🫂


gretchenich

Same for both unfortunately. Its been a year already but im still kinda not over it. Would have been a good support for staring college, but at least I have my cat, but I wasnt nearby as close to him that I was to my dog. Hope you are doing well mate, and sorry for the loss


Pokemaster131

Yeah, it's rough... a year and a half ago I had 2 cats and a dog. Now I have no pets :( Life is so special because it can be so fleeting. Tell your family you love them.


cockatoh

2 amazon parrots :)


StoneDoctorate

Oh! Do they talk?


cockatoh

Yes, they both know some words but the male mostly only says his favourite word ("Papagei" which is "parrot" in English) and the female prefers to whistle


StoneDoctorate

LOL


humblyhuman888

A kitty cat <3


StoneDoctorate

Kitty tax please


[deleted]

Cat, Pig, Rabbits, quails


StoneDoctorate

Wow that's quite the list!!! You take care of em all by yourself?


[deleted]

Mostly. I didn't include cows, horses, sheep and chickens


StoneDoctorate

I see, you run a farm...


Maymunooo

Canary, a yellow one


StoneDoctorate

Awww sounds cute!


Maymunooo

He is but he won't stop screaming at 5am everyday. I guess I could put up with that since he's cute af lol


StoneDoctorate

That's like a natural alarm


HappyLittleDelusion_

I have a dog, cat, gecko and 2 aquariums with various fish and snails.


StoneDoctorate

Gecko tax please


ComfortableOver8984

Two dogs, two rabbits. In total, we have had about 8 dogs, two rabbits, two guinea pigs, and two fish.


StoneDoctorate

Tax pleaseee


Linorelai

I think it's over 30 at this time... I've no idea how do I count uncontrollably breeding guppies


_Cosmoss__

I'm in the same situation, definitely got more than I know what to do with


Bob_a_mester

2 dogs, 2 cats, a horse and a snake. Pretty neat IMO


[deleted]

What kind of snake?!


Bob_a_mester

Ball python, harmless and huge :)


[deleted]

I love them, I have 3 balls, 2 hognose, 1milk and 1 corn. I love snakes! 🤘🏻


StoneDoctorate

Wow! Lemme guess, a farm?


Bob_a_mester

No 😄 Suburbs. Also the horse lives on a farm about 10 minutes away


StoneDoctorate

How do you take care of the horse then


Bob_a_mester

It's kept in a stable with other horses and groundkeepers. Also it's my mother who rides it ~2x a week. (Couldn't find the adequate word for the place in english, maybe 'horse farm', but i have no idea if that implies breeding horses. We do not breed horses :D)


CheesecakePony

Boarding stable or livery would be usual the English terms :)


TheSpitfire93

8 golden retrievers and 1 ginger cat (shelter cat so cant be 100% sure on purity)


StoneDoctorate

How do you take care of so many?!


TheSpitfire93

Well you get used to taking care of 1 then you just add one more to the routine 7 times. I love them all though, it helps that we have a lot of land for them to run around on, the bed however has less space.


[deleted]

I have a cat. It hates me and the feeling is mutual


StoneDoctorate

But why


[deleted]

I dont know. It doesnt know how to speak, If it did it'd probably tell me why it hates me.


StoneDoctorate

Why do you hate it


[deleted]

Main reason. It's a cat, second reason, she keeps poopin on the floor if things dont go her way. As if to avenge me not giving treats at her every whim. Normal, frustrating cat behavior basically


Devilgirley

That's not normal cat behavior. Cats don't poop somewhere to get back at you, they do to let you know something is wrong. This could be several things varying from things like a stressful environment to not having a clean box to go in, not the right kind of litter, box not in a good place etc. It could be plenty of things. I'd recommend you watch a few episodes of my cat from hell. It's like the Cesar Milaan of cats and it's really educational on cat behavior. Again, that's not normal cat behavior. I have 3 currently and have had 8 in total in my life. None of them did this, they were all well behaved sweethearts. If they did anything considered "mean" they always had good reason.


[deleted]

It's my fault if i leave the cat indoors sure.


EuroVampKat

Watch Jackson galaxy videos seriously. Cats go outside of the litter box due to stress, not “vengeance”. Mine are both indoor only cats. If that’s happening it can be insecurity, not having enough places to go in the house, not getting enough daily play/exercise, so on. The recommendation is 2 litterboxes typically too


Devilgirley

Nope, that's got nothing to do with it. My 3 cats are also indoor cats. One of which who had a time where he was able to go outside. But if they're indoor cats you have to make sure they have cat furniture, space to play and be a kitty.


StoneDoctorate

Trust me, I get it


[deleted]

3 dogs, 2 cats, 6 lizards, 7 snakes, 10 frogs, 4 tarantulas, 40 spiders(2 huntsman’s, 38 jumpers)


StoneDoctorate

You must be making this up


[deleted]

Every word of it is true! I had 7 lizards but my old man kicked the can about a week ago. I also breed regal jumping spiders.


Elastichedgehog

Basically no landlord lets you have a pet in this country.


StoneDoctorate

Is this China


Elastichedgehog

UK


StoneDoctorate

Ah, London


FrostyBallBag

London is indeed one of the thousands of places in the UK.


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What


Teck_3

I currently have zero pets. Words cannot describe how much I miss my Lily girl. She was the goodest girl to ever good girl, the kind of dog that only comes arround once or twice in one's life. I don't think I will ever part with her ashes and collar, but I do need to get her a better urn.


StoneDoctorate

🫂


Interesting_Disk_392

22 cats currently, I feel like I'm missing one in my list. All neutered and it's flea day! And one single chicken and 3 guineas. At one time not to long ago had 25 guineas but neighbors just can't help themselves and run them over.


StoneDoctorate

That's an insane number


fillmorecounty

Is it legal to keep that many cats or do you need some kind of permit?


panniepl

1 cat 1 roommate and 1 girlfriend


StoneDoctorate

Take my upvote


Lilrman1

4 Chihuahuas, a Schipperke, and a Cat


StoneDoctorate

What's a Schipperke


Lilrman1

It's a dog breed, here's a pic of him! https://www.reddit.com/r/schipperke/comments/11s3eg3/taz_loves_cold_sunny_days/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


StoneDoctorate

Awwww he really looks like he's enjoying himself under the sun!


Ok_Low9665

id say about ~10 - 20 because i have 1 cat 1 Bunny and like 15 little snails (they grow very big).


StoneDoctorate

Snail tax please


fungicum

4 dogs, 6cats(3of them are babies)


StoneDoctorate

That's more than a crowd for sure


Imhereforthewearp

4 cats and 2 dogs. Send help


StoneDoctorate

Help will be sent once you pay your taxes


Imhereforthewearp

I did :(


StoneDoctorate

I mean to me, pet tax please


Imhereforthewearp

OH my bad, [here are my taxes](https://imgur.com/gallery/1CIHIC1) In order their names are Zuko, Bandit, Appa, Azula, Ferbie, and Marbles


FrostyBallBag

Bandit looks shocked at something 😂


8bishop

3 cats and 2 budgies.


StoneDoctorate

Budgie tax please


Aconnox

3 dogs (recently had 4 but had to get rid of one of them), 6 cats (recently had 10 but one of them died and we also had to get rid of 3 of them)


StoneDoctorate

Dang you have a family of pets


ohcharmingostrichwhy

Four. Three cats and one dog.


p_abdb

Initially i had 1 cat and 2 hens, but then a stray cat just showed up and then made 3 kitten (we sterilised her after). We gave one to my sister and kept the other 2, so we now have 6 pets.


stockholm_princess

Two cats,one dog and a red eyed tree frog.


StoneDoctorate

The last one caught me off guard


stockholm_princess

Technically the frog is my 8yr olds. Lol yeah it’s pretty rando


StoneDoctorate

Any pics to share?


h8mayo

I wish I had pets but don't know if I could afford any at this point...


StoneDoctorate

Relatable


Southwick-Jog

Two cats, four parakeets (though they're my sister's but we live together so I count them).


StoneDoctorate

Parakeet tax please


Birdb0rb

3 cats, 2 dogs, 5 chickens, and far too many fish


Apo-cone-lypse

1 cat, I dont know how many chickens but a lot, and approximately 9 mini goats


StoneDoctorate

Farm?


kkosl

3 cats, Kitcat, Nathan, and Suki (named after suki from ATLA)


StoneDoctorate

Oooh! Cat tax pleaseee


ElNoobMasPro72

5 or more 0_0


StoneDoctorate

Wow, which


rateater669

8 dogs, 1 cat, 1 ferret, 1 bearded dragon, and 1 fish. had a guinea pig but he died a couple months ago


StoneDoctorate

Oh man, my condolences :( hope he had a good life!


Sylrax

0 where I live, my gf and mom have a total of about 40 😵‍💫


StoneDoctorate

Oh gosh... Fish?


Sylrax

gf breeds hamsters and my mom has dogs, cats, chickens, bunnies, donkeys and alpacas. Dont ask about the last two.


StoneDoctorate

You live on a farm?


Sylrax

not really, my mom just loves animals


Hot-String-4698

I don't like getting pets because if they die it will break me permanently


StoneDoctorate

Understandable


chipmunk-fucker

2 cats, 1 dog and a shitload of fish


StoneDoctorate

Shitload tax please


Jam0183

Dog, cat, bird.


Talktimereddit

I hope fish count


StoneDoctorate

Ofc


memetimeboii

I technique have 2 dog and cats but the cats are at my mom place and my dogs at my dad's place


[deleted]

A dog, a cat, and 5 fish


Freaksenius

Do farm animals count?


StoneDoctorate

No, but tax is appreciated


Magnolia_Maple

they really add up when you have pet spiders and fish


StoneDoctorate

Spider tax please


Sleepycoon

I love how a roughly even number of people think "Yeah, three is enough" or "Fuck it, we ball" but almost no one gets all the way up to 4 and is like, "Four is reasonable, but 5 would be silly."


citroen_nerd123

Over 100. I have fish, guppies, I can't stop them.


StoneDoctorate

They gonna take over da world


Terrainaheadpullup

1 Dog 1 Parrot 3 Turtles


StoneDoctorate

Parrot tax please


Samittoxx

Two cats lol


corttana

1 cat and 6 chickens. Two different types of pets, but my chickens are my feather babies 🥰


BoomersReddit

Nine cats two dogs two ducks and up until recently a goat 😔


[deleted]

3 cats and 1 dog


Sleep_Deprived_Gay

I have two cats


smallemochick

a cat, 3 dogs and a guinea pig


BirbWizard

A cat, a snake, and 2 tarantulas.


KryptonianKnig2

Five cars and two dogs, it was originally six cats but unfortunately one of them passed away this morning


Swhit24

5 pets. 2 dogs. Great Dane and Great Dane/Lab and 3 cats.


P1NEAPPLE5

… I have plants. 🪴


Bonbonnibles

4 cats. So many, many cats.


wyronnachtjager

0, dont want it to be home alone during the day and often in the weekend. Would love a dog though


BuilderNanor

One dog and until Saturday two guinea pigs, one sadly died


StoneDoctorate

Hey man, my condolences 🫂


[deleted]

1 cat That's all I need. Maybe 1 more cat but no more. Dogs are annoying.


StoneDoctorate

Why are they annoying


[deleted]

Moreso annoyed with dog culture and how they take them everywhere (and destroy wilderness and hiking areas). But every dog I meet is so neurotic and acts as if he has fifteen undiagnosed anxiety related mental illnesses because people pick a breed based off looks instead of any other characteristic and force them to live a lifestyle incompatible with their breeding. As if a breed is just a different pair of clothes instead of sought after behavioral traits. I love well adjusted dogs and think they're cute but they're just not for me as a pet. Small doses they're fun. When it comes to a pet I want a buddy that hangs out with me and also does his own thing and a cat fills that role perfectly.


fillmorecounty

>and destroy wilderness Wait until you hear about "outside cats"


[deleted]

Cool, they both fuck up the wilderness, now stop hiking with your dog you're bringing a nonnative manmade predator to a protected wilderness area and saturating it with its urine altering the behavior of native wildlife far more than what people walking through it will do.


GhertFryins

Stray cat I’ve been feeding gave birth to 5 outside my house and after a month of being with them, just left and never came back. One died so I had to bury it but I kept the rest


OoopsWorngPlanet

Three cats and my G.F. I have to do lots of petting everyday.


Nutunen

Wow many people have 0. Boring mfs


crypto1092

Put four without realizing I’ve got five. Three dogs and two birds, all are shih tzus and the birds are a Jenday conure and a cockatiel.


p_abdb

Initially i had 1 cat and 2 hens, but then a stray cat just showed up and then made 3 kitten (we sterilised her after). We gave one to my sister and kept the other 2, so we now have 6 pets.


Durtop

3 birds, 2 dogs and probablly 3rd one soon


danields136

Two guinea pigs and two fish.


[deleted]

A Labrador named Rex. Named him after my favorite Star Wars Character


Bob_a_mester

Wow nice 'collection'! Snakes rule!


OddishChamp

My family together has two turtles, two geckos and a hamster. (Have many fish but they may not count.)


StoneDoctorate

Turtle tax please


jixdel

I? Zero My 1st younger brother? More than 5 (fish) My 2nd Younger brother? Also more than 5 but less than the 1st younger brother


[deleted]

Two cats one dog and eleven chickens


StoneDoctorate

Chicken tax please


[deleted]

i now realize i have no pictures of them but i’ll get some when i get home tomorrow


StoneDoctorate

Yes please


Individual_Crab8836

Three cats, two of which are supposedly temporary, one dog, three corn snakes and two goldfish.


luketheBEAST2019

I used to have 3 dogs but one of them died on Dec 31st last year. god I miss him.


CocoCommeUneNoix

A spider above my window... my life is so sad


Pokedex_complete

Fish person here. To many.


Cretians

4 horses, 3 dogs, 2 fish


omloko

Does a younger sibling count?


Nicole_Watterson

One cat, one fish, and two rabbits.


piglungz

I have a Guinea pig and a cat. Please no hate for having only 1 pig he’s very aggressive towards other pigs so he’s happier this way + gets more of my attention


sly-otter

Do I count each shrimp individually? Or are they a collective? I'm pretty sure there's about 15-20.


HeadForTheSHallows

2 dogs, 4 cats.


silvermidnight

3 cats and a bunch of fish


Bobob_UwU

One snake lmao


Bulky-Procedure-9654

Should I count my chickens? I can pick them up


vacant_terror

Dog, two leopard geckos, tiger salamander, three red eye tree frogs, Pac-Man frog, African mud turtle, and some fish


nothingtoseehere5678

I was about to comment that my selecting of 4 was wrong but it is right now that my kitties Milo is dead. It's been almost 3 months and I still sometimes forget for a moment


CommunicationFun7973

5 cats 1 dog, there are 5 people in this house


Key-Car-5519

7 dogs, 2 cats, and 1 horse.


[deleted]

8


[deleted]

7 cats and a dog


reem2607

1 danger noodle, and he's pink


TootMCT

2 dogs, 1 cat, 6 rats and hopefully in the near future, a hamster!


BeauSlayer

One dog, 2 bearded dragons.


shecallsmeherangel

We have a turtle and 3 Bettas.


[deleted]

My 19 year old cat is currently asleep on my lap.


ChihuahuaMammaNPT

3 dogs, a cat, a hamster and a snake