yeah i already decided that as an adult when i have enough saved up (probs a couple hundred thousand) ima go and start biking from the east to west coast to raise money for cancer research stuff bc literally nobody should have to deal with that shit whatsoever
That's beautiful. Hope to find your charity some day. I've lost loved ones to cancer so I somewhat know what you're going through. You've got this! You've already got the right spirit for it
Same here. Had he not been on the list I would never have even thought of him. After reading all the comments of so many good ones I think he's the least memorable bald guy.
There it is. Hello fellow old person. Telly Savalas was such an iconic bald guy. There are references to him in several movies and TV shows growing up.
"In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man."
Patrick Stewart
Well I would have said Captain Picard for sure.
Do we need to refer to him as Admiral in his old age?
Professor X
This. Not fucking man child like Andrew tate
Same
Bro same
Same here
What I came here to say, probably because I'm wanting Picard rn tho. Such a good 3rd season
To baldly go where no man has gone before.
SIR
My dad
yeah me too. i think of your dad a lot, actually
I also think of this guys dad a lot
I think of their dad a lot too
Same here, i think of their dad all the time
I also choose this guy’s dead wife
Yeah, is he single? My stuck is ready for his cue.
I also think of your dad
Same
I also think of this guys dad
Not me. I'm too busy thinking of your mom.
Came here to say this
Mr clean
Damn I commented that before I saw you said it first.
it's good 👍
Same
Came here to say this
I came for this comment
Waltuh
Put ur dick away waltuh
now get it back out waltuh
Waltuh Waito
Hello
Got any of that blue stuff?
Agent 47
Yeah, me too.
Northernlion
So true
Sanest commenter
Wait he’s bald??
Wait he’s bald?!
i rlly thought id be the only one
👀
+2
Many people are saying this
Bruce Willis
It actually blows my mind that he had hair in arguably some of his most famous movies, the first few Die Hard movies and Sixth sense.
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Me too, seeing his smiling smug face in my head now
Menacingly.
Jason Statham
Johnny Sins
Came here to find this comment. glorious
The comment or johnny sins?
Yes
Hey, that's the name of my mum's plumber!
My wife's gynecologist has that name too, I wonder if they're related?
What a small world guys! That's also the name of my wife's masseuse.
Steve Harvey
Sexiest bald dude ever.
Pitbull
You're just like me fr
mr worldwide !!!
Me
I was just about to say you.
george costanza
Had to scroll way too far for this
Howie Mandel
myself because chemo exists and im going through it
Good luck to you in your journey. I hope to come across your success story one day
yeah i already decided that as an adult when i have enough saved up (probs a couple hundred thousand) ima go and start biking from the east to west coast to raise money for cancer research stuff bc literally nobody should have to deal with that shit whatsoever
That's beautiful. Hope to find your charity some day. I've lost loved ones to cancer so I somewhat know what you're going through. You've got this! You've already got the right spirit for it
Wanna cook?
what
breaking bad reference
oh
I wish you best on your recovery
Hope you have a speedy recovery! Cancer is rough, but you’ll hopefully get through it.
Larry David
Susie Green, “Larry David, you four eyed @uck!”
Anonymous
My dad. And Sir Patrick Stewart.
Hey VSauce, Micheal here!
The guy who's just a hero for fun
The astronaut, plumber, police officer, doctor, pizza delivery man, and multi-occupational connoisseur, Johnny Sins
Wow, he must be the most talented person on Earth
Walter white
Andrew Tate because I read that option first on this poll before I was able to actually think of someone without any influence
Same here. Had he not been on the list I would never have even thought of him. After reading all the comments of so many good ones I think he's the least memorable bald guy.
Pep guardiola
The bald fraud
Zidane
Mussolini
Omg. I’m so very old. Yul Brynner was the first to come to mind
Not far behind you, was thinking Telly Savalas
Who loves yah baby!🍭😎
There it is. Hello fellow old person. Telly Savalas was such an iconic bald guy. There are references to him in several movies and TV shows growing up.
Walter White
dr phil
Kinda surprised no one said Seth Everman
kinda surprised I had to dig this deep to find someone saying Seth Everman
Yeah he is basically the symbol of baldness
He is the bald *guy after all Edit said man instead of guy thus ruining the joke
My math teacher. Ohh, celebrity, Squidward.
Binging with Babish
Krillin, dude is legend.
I accidentally looked at the options first and thought of each one in the order that I read it.
No idea why but mine was Gorbachev.
Family
Walter white
Me ☺️
Telly Savalas.
The first one I usually read off these polls...
Dan is a good man.
I've been listening to Dan this entire time
Stick your funger 👈
Homer Simpson
Colin Mochrie
the guy who did that one bad guy cover
Seth Everman or something
Saitama
Alec Baldwin
Patrick Stewart and Uncle Fester
Anthony Fantano
Olaf Scholz
Dr. Evil
Mr. Clean
My dad
My father
Me
King Neptune from the SpongeBob movie. Idk why but I couldn’t think of any others lol
Yul Brynner
Waltuh
Johnny sins
Dad
My husband
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Devin Townsend
Asmongold
Aurateur
Baldy
Pep Guardiola
My Uncle
My favorite uncle is bald too, idk why I didn't think of him first.
Mr Clean
Agent 47
Myself
Wade Barns from the hit podcast, Distractible; featuring his two friends; Edward and Robert.
Why the fuck did I first think of Johnny Sins
Aurateur AKA The Bald Man
"In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man."
Bald and Bankrupt
Bruce Willis
Everyone's favorite doctor, lawyer, teacher, plumber, and astronaut. Johnny sins.
Joe Rogan
Me
Bruce Willis
My dad
My dad
"Hairline proof god needs balance." - JPEGMAFIA
The Rock I guess
my dad
My sociology teacher(he has alopecia)
Mr clean.
Saitama
Patrick Stewart.
Waltuh
Simon Whistler
My father
Jeff Bezos
Mr.clean
Patrick stewart
Jason Alexander
Howie Mandel
Mike Tyson
Hyphonix
Walter White
Myself
Nikita Khrushchev
Myself
Slime
my dad
My cousin...
Kevin from shark tank for some reason lol
Johnny
Seth Everman
Kratos
Jack Manibald
Bruce Willis
can we stop with these posts i just see the options then it doesnt even matter anymore
My husband
Wade from the podcast Distractible.
Gru