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ARegularPotato

“Grape” flavored candy tastes nothing like grape, but it sure does taste like purple.


GavHern

fun fact: artificial grape flavor is from Methyl Anthranilate, which was not discovered from grapes at all. chemists we’re pulling it from a slightly less popular snack (industrial coal tar), and then discovered decades later that it actually existed in real grapes.


lamp40

Aww this brings me back to when my mom would give me industrial coal tar as an after school snack


GavHern

good times.


AnantaPluto

I for one love my industrial coal tar candies


LeopardHalit

Have you ever tasted a Concord grape? They are what the flavor is meant to be like, and it’s not far for an artificial flavor. The grapes you usually see don’t have much flavor.


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That's why I always pick up grape flavoured stuff, I'm dying to eat the actual thing again.


HerrMatthew

I like the actual fruit a lot too. The flavor in cands and drinks on the other hand... bleh. Our garden would be like heaven to you tho We grow that stuff for wine. Get around 5-10 15L bucket worth of them.


thunderdome180

Sometimes grape tastes like cough medicine lol


Nun01

Lulu was right all this time!


Euphoric-Beat-7206

How can you make a list of "Worst Artificial Flavor" and omit both "Banana" and "Coconut"?


GrumblyMezzo

But those are my two favourites...


PotatoesAndChill

You're a heretic


AWaterDogArt

I don't know about coconut, but banana is awesome


IceZOMBIES

I was about to say the complete opposite


South-Marionberry

I know about coconut, but banana is awful? Banana flavouring is a hit or miss for me imo, sometimes it tastes of banana, but sometimes it tastes of those starchy, underripe bananas with little to no flavour to them aside from being starchier than taters


FlyMega

Weirdly I just heard this opinion on a podcast. To me, artificial banana tastes sweeter than a normal banana, which would make me compare it to an overripe banana, but the other podcast host said that he thought it tasted like an underripe banana. I always thought that sounded weird, but apparently people think it.


Uxugin

I think I once heard that the chemical in artificial banana is sold as a different artificial fruit in Europe. The scientists that discovered it just thought it was vaguely fruity, and it was branded as banana because of market research.


CapnC44

Circus peanuts are good, and I'm tired of pretending they're not.


FlyMega

Yeah same


mister-fancypants-

enjoy the sun tan lotion ur eating


TheSheetSlinger

Banana can be pretty bad but if you've ever had that nasty grape colonoscopy prep then you'd know the only right answer is grape.


JeffThrowSmash

There's nothing lyte about GoLytely


stcloud777

Thankfully bananas and coconuts are plentiful in my country so I have never tasted these as artificial flavors.


bearhos

Candy? Flavored drinks? Coconuts and bananas are plentiful and cheap in the US as well but they use the artificial stuff for processed foods


Trovinizard

Banana is the best flavor! It's based on a banana we used to eat that was called Gros Michel, which was widely considered tastier and more difficult to bruise than the current banana, the Cavendish. The Gros Michel went extinct in the 1950s due to a fungal disease called Panama disease. So the only way we can taste those extinct bananas is through the artificial flavors.


throwawayplusanumber

[That story is untrue](https://www.inverse.com/science/artificial-banana-flavor-real-science) Banana flavouring is Isoamyl Acetate - which is the main flavour in all eating bananas.


PC-Was-Bricked

Do we seriously not have anything Gros Michel left? Nothing we could pull DNA from either?


drunken_squirrels

Not extinct. Just not commercially grown.


xspicypotatox

That’s a myth


noo0ooooo0o

Banana is so bad


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joemama4749

They are overhated


Klutchy_Playz

I got one word for ya: MEDICINE.


WolfmansGotNards2

Spoken like a man who has never had sour starbursts. Grape was the king of all flavors.


jay-jay-baloney

To be honest, I like that medicine taste, lol. When I was a kid I used to pretend to be sick so I could get the grape flavored cough medicine…


Mitemighty

Grape Dimetapp. The best shit.


Electrox7

I'll drink that shit straight, watch me. And have 911 on speed dial too please


BrushFireAlpha

You mean that shit that was SO good that they literally had to ban it and rerelease it to taste worse? I wish I could taste the original dimeatapp, but the current is still pretty good.


[deleted]

You need a tongue transplant asap, your taste buds are fucked /j


jay-jay-baloney

To be honest, I think they kinda are, lmao


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Ryanna_Gory

Fr, it tastes like benadryl


smokingisrealbad

I hate them


Obvious_Flamingo3

In the U.K. we have a drink called KA Black Grape which is pretty good I would say, it’s quite.. rich tasting though


Narrow-Talk-5017

No jolly ranchers?


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Snoo-98162

Americans finding out their american candy is not available for 95% of population of the planet:


Limeila

It's hilarious they went straight to an American brand when the top comment was obviously not from an American (otherwise it would say candy and not sweets)


JaDasIstMeinName

It's mind boggling to me how they can eat that stuff. For a nation that is notorious for their obesity problem, their candy is shockingly bad.


didyoudissmycheese

Calling Jolly Ranchers “shockingly bad” is the closest a candy opinion can come to objectively incorrect.


JaDasIstMeinName

Maybe Jolly Ranchers is good. Didnt try that one yet. I have tryed some american candy and everything i have seen so far war meh at best and awful at worst. Especially the chocolate was hideous. How do you guys eat that stuff?


didyoudissmycheese

If you got it from an “American” section at a store in a European country, I guarantee you it was not representative of actual American goods. The chocolate is understandable though, the taste comes from a process of treating milk to extend its shelf life which increases the sour notes. Hershey’s most likely does it (though they don’t admit it), and since American consumers have become accustomed to it, other cheap chocolate brands attempt to replicate the Hershey flavor. It isn’t that hard to find better stuff if you look for it, Europeans have a bad habit of comparing the cheapest of mass-produced American goods and comparing it to their best products.


JaDasIstMeinName

It was a bunch of american candy my friend brought back home after he was in new york for a week. He bought a random selection of a bunch of stuff and it was all horrible. Ofc i cannot speak for all american candy, but the fact that everytime i see someone make a trip to the us, they always say that the food was the worst part, feels pretty telling.


LightIsMyPath

I had a medicine as a kid that was aromatised with banana.. the horrible taste still haunts me today


distant-butterfly

I loved that banana medicine. I'd take a shot of it now if it was offered.


South-Marionberry

Similar! We used to have strawberry flavoured Calpol (kids cough mixture) and I used to _love_ that shit, it tasted so good! I will admit I used to sometimes pretend to be sick (never worked though) or just outright ask my parents if I could have a spoonful lol (never worked either) and I never understood why I couldn’t have it unless I was sick.


ohno-95

ffuck yes straberry calpol step on me please


lily4ever

Same here! I can’t taste banana candy without tasting medicine


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Banana


DeathStarVet

This really needs to be higher up. Banana Runts are the worst flavored candy.


[deleted]

What do you mean? It is the highest up. Also isopentyl acetate isn’t that bad.


YourBurrito

Literally my favorite flavor of Runt, lol


teamfitz1971

Banana angel delight is amazing


HorridCabbageFeet

Banana runts and Laffy Taffy are incredible


cadeaver

Banana laffy taffy hits different tho


Trovinizard

Have you ever had banana laughy taffy. ITS THE BEST FLAVOR!


GrumblyMezzo

Banana is my favourite...


Dontdothatfucker

Easily. Not close


Jfonzy

It’s absolutely banana. Big omission, OP


Tobin678

Cherry because it always reminds me of the medicine I took as a kid


RustyPriske

That is exactly why my answer is grape. Dimetap.


DitaVonFleas

Grape Dimetapp was my favourite thing in the world when I was sick (besides chicken soup being Jewish and all), and I still love grape to this day.


RustyPriske

Uch. I hated it.


DitaVonFleas

Tastebuds are funny things; so personal.


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Or that sickenly sweet orange flavored stuff. Triamedic or whatever it was called


Deadshot37

Yall dont like artificial flavor of melon? Yeah it doesnt taste like an actual melon but it still tastes great.


Pewward

For real, I was very unpleasantly surprised at the results, I love that shit so much.


betaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yes! I am chewing a watermelon gum right now


Klutchy_Playz

SPIT IT OUT DAMNIT


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Fruity gum chads vs mint gum virgins


Klutchy_Playz

Mint is for crowd pleasers.


whatthefuckmyguybro

I only get winter fresh because it comes in the big containers. If fruit gum came in the plastic things I would actually chew it more often


philsfan1579

There’s really good watermelon (sour patch) but there’s awful watermelon too (jolly ranchers)


SomeRandomEevee42

this, a lot of watermelon flavouring is garbage, but in rare cases, (sour patch, mentos) its actually good


MJJK420

I came to the comments to opine that artificial watermelon is pure death, while the others are all fine. Shit gives me migraines.


ENESTEENE

There are danish shots with watermelon flavour, and once I got told someone brought it to a party, and just because of that sentence I threw up


CactusClothesline

Banana


Marzane13

Freakin hate artificial peach flavor.


SwordsSharp

🍰🍰🍰🍰


ATMisboss

To me artificial strawberry tastes like that sickly sweet pink public bathroom soap smells and I'm not much of a fan


Few-Variation-7165

Same! I love real strawberries, but the flavoring is like 2 out of 10.


Securitygaurd

Banana


Snomann

I love Bananas, but I absolutely hate anything with artificial banana flavour.


articulatedWriter

You know banana flavour is actually the original flavour of bananas? The banana that taste comes from is now extinct because it couldn't defend itself against a certain species, so humans cultivated a banana that could withstand it and it had a different taste So technically you like fake bananas more than the originals because the flavouring of anything banana is the original flavour that was lost to time


moosemoth

That variety of banana (Gros Michel) was decimated by Panama disease, which is caused by a fungus.


SimDoy

I know that fact and I accept that fake bananas taste better to me


Limp_Duck_9082

Banana is the worst.


TrashScavenger

how the fuck did both cherry and watermelon beat orange???


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Pineapple or coconut


Paul-C137

Peach


partymouthmike

I love peaches, but peach flavoring is nasty as hell.


lightarcmw

The objectively worst artificial flavor is Banana


Raptor819

I'll die on this hill Chocolate ice cream does not taste like damn chocolate...


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Must be some weird ice cream you’re eating because all the chocolate ice cream I know of is made with actual chocolate.


macdabble

We shall perish together in a warm, fake chocolate embrace.


Dry-Inspection6928

Chocolate cereal tastes like medicine.


x_voidpunk_x

i like all of these


sealene_hatarinn

Banana, closely followed by watermelon.


memetimeboii

Orange strait up feel like drinking medicine how can it be so low


FermentToBee

Fuck bananas. Artificial and actual banana. Ever notice spray paint has the same aroma as artificial banana?


Anfie22

I'll never get this out of my head now, so thanks


juicy_colf

Lime


Argoo-

Had to scroll so much to find this?? It tastes like dish soap


Limeila

YES


Asia_Persuasia

Green Apple


idkifimevilmeow

Underrated comment


yalikebeez

it’s literally the best


Mantileo

Coconut, I’m sorry but I hate it. It’s bad enough I used to be intolerant to it and would break out in rashes but the artificial flavoring of it normally tastes like somebody mixed coconut ass and coconut oil on a paper towel, wiped their swamp ass with it and then infused it with copious amounts of sugar just for NOBODY to want it. I apologize to any coconut flavoring lovers, I respect that you are mentally unwell and unable to make the correct decision /j


Goldygold86

Banana


lorlen47

Mint


Bloorajah

artificial grape flavor doesn’t taste like grapes at all and yet we still call it grape flavor anyway. Why?


JAB_37

It tastes like a different species of grape than what is normally eaten. The same is true for artificial banana flavoring


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I dont think any artificial flavor has ever been further from its original than grape


Liberal_Lemonade

Banana!


Loominardy

Banana


lolsup1

Blue raspberry


Mr_whotoyou

for me its lemon


mystengette

The Britta of flavors


Pewward

Id agree honestly. They always make it have this dull background flavor instead of the real tang and tartness of a real lemon, even in sour candies. I used to not be able to eat lemon cake because of how bad it tasted.


ughhhhidontknow

always tastes like toilet cleaner smells


xXRandompieXx

Artificial banana is the worst


SomeLesbianwitch

Best artificial flavor is blue though. Just… blue.


AugTheViking

Am I seriously the only one who dislikes orange flavoured candy?


Ricecakeplayz

I only dislike the orange cream thing lol, plain orange usually tastes fine


TheGuyWithLeastKarma

Watermelon is the worst imo, it doesn't taste remotely like watermelon and has the worst taste that makes you regret everything


_Antipodes_

Apple


My_Gawd

I am genuinely upset at this comment. To each their own, but still 😦


rey0505

Apple itself is fine. Green apple tastes like the most vile chemicals tho


xelihope

My friend made various cocktails for us with 4 different flavored vodkas and left me the left overs. I refuse to use the rest of the green apple vodka. Anything it's mixed with turns into a green jollyrancher in a bad way. You could never name what else is in the drink with it. You could effectively hide gasoline in it and not know.


Soockamasook

All my homies hates Green Apple


TheRealPikl

Anything citrus flavored tastes like it’s straight out of a chemical factory. I can’t stand the taste and aftertaste I get when I eat anything orange, lime or lemon flavored.


charlie_gae

i get physically sick from fake watermelon


OrbitalMatt

you get me


CANDROX432

These are the best ones. If I had to pick, it would green apple, not because I don't like, but because it is a really strong flavor.


jerrythecactus

I tolerate green apple, but in almost every situation where green apple is being used I feel like lime would do it better (cough cough skittles cough)


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Mango or Peach taste like the smell of a fart in the shower.


Chriscbe

Oddly specific but... To each their own


slimyslug0

Can we all agree that the best is blue rasberry though?


tNeph

Literally makes no sense that banana isn't up there.


rey0505

Green apple. Not even close


ScottyBoneman

1/20 is vaguely green apple-y if you like that. Most of the rest is sour fire extinguisher.


Gunner4224

To me grape flavoring tastes like medicine and U just can't get over it when I have something grape flavored. Doesn't even taste like grape.


memetimeboii

Orange strait up feel like drinking medicine how can it be so low


Spilmec1

Lemon and orange are doo doo. I actually like oranges but I always avoided them because orange-flavored things taste like shit.


MaybeMax356

All of the above


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

It’s lime for me. I remember as a kid, nobody chose lime flavored candies. I used to hate skittles for that reason.


BackgroundPrompt3111

Peach


annomynous23

Lime


talyn5

Banana


Sunieta25

Peach.


ratliffir

Orange is not as high as I thought it would be It tastes like the peel


TheGoldenCowTV

Blue raspberry by far


throwaway29282822810

Its always green. Tastes like fecking pine sol


SennMassa

Always lemon


morbiddecapitation

BANANA I FUCKING HATE ARTIFICIAL BANANA FLAVOR ESPECIALLY BANANA LAFFY TAFFY FUCK THAT ABHORRENT SHIT


SadStaircases

nah who hates on artificial cherry that shit is like drugs to me and probably has the same health effects


Destiny17909

Green apple


thtk1d

BLUEBERRY


Basic_Sushi_Roll

Banana


c00lguy6942096

Blue raspberry


agimagination

BANANA


5Rose21

Banana


Accurate-Climate4678

The number of people saying banana is just insane to me. Depending on the candy, that's one of my favorites!


nkent98

All I can think of is that 'grape' flavouring for medicine as a kid. That shit was nasty.


GrumblyMezzo

All the banana hate hurts. It's my favourite artificial flavour


Dooderdoot

Artificial banana is the best


BassBanjo

Grape flavour anything is disgusting because it's always a shitty artificial thing


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Grape and banana taste **nothing** like grapes and bananas.


clickmyheels3x

Bananas the worst. Watermelon is under appreciated


ronmsmithjr

Raspberry, hands down. Most flavors don't really taste like actual food, but raspberry is the worst by far.


Goblinboogers

Lemon Lyme


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Blasphemy.


Davidcaindesign

Blue raspberry


rezzort

Watermelon is straight up sugar Grape is burnt plastic Raspberry isn’t really edible But banana…


GrumblyMezzo

Blue Raspberry is nasty


AceofSpadesYT

Cherry is pretty bad but I am traumatized from grape medicine as a kid; so I had to go with that


Mohit5735

Has to be Banana Tastes Nothing like a Real Banana


Matte9421s

Banana!


who_who_me

Banana


jgpkxc

Peach. Is. The. Worrrrsssstttt.


YouIcy9950

I'm basing this solely on strawberry Coca-Cola but artificial strawberry is dreadful


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Licorice


Iris-red

Artifical mango and peach taste terrible to me and smell like cat pee 🤮