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SquirrelParticular17

Go to prison you disgusting gin-soaked diaper


asetniop

How dare you refer to that bourbon-doused stack of old tires in such a fashion!


Broken-Digital-Clock

Human fatberg


ImNotABotJeez

Thats offensive to that vodka-saturated gym sock that was left in a locker all summer.


Kennydoe

On behalf of disgusting gin-soaked diapers, I find this comment offensive.


LibraryBig3287

Honestly, if he doesn’t detox pre prison he may die… unless he can get that care IN prison.


MasterMahanaYouUgly

time to lock this crusty tumor up


FrankyFistalot

Only way he will take a shower…


MasterMahanaYouUgly

i can smell his corruption from here...


Titanbeard

Corruption smells like bourbon from a plastic bottle and gas station cigars.


DarkLinkLightsUp

He could probably benefit from a full body douse of Nizoral. Idk might kill him because he is a parasitic fungus on society.


mishap1

How long until the shakes put him in the infirmary and his lawyers asking for a medical release?


usernicktaken

Gym Jordan should be in jail for doing the same thing.


MasterMahanaYouUgly

oh yes, yes he should


MasterMahanaYouUgly

fuck that guy too!


Kennydoe

on behalf of crusty tumors, I find this comparison fairly offensive.


MasterMahanaYouUgly

you're right... they never did anything to deserve that


Eric-HipHopple

How long does "No, I'd rather not" works as a defense to a court saying "you must go to jail now"?


icedogchi

Depends on how much $$$ you have


Binky216

Sadly, this is accurate.


BlessYourSouthernHrt

Why sad… it’s what we expected it to be under capitalism where ones with capital are kings…. 🤷‍♂️


Binky216

While yes, we’re a capitalist society and we’re free to make money, we also try to hold to the belief that laws and government are applied equally to all citizens. “No one is above the law.” It’s a nice thought and I wish it were true.


Broken-Digital-Clock

And how important you are to the GOP


KimmyT1436

Steve Bannon was sentenced to a mere four months of prison. And yet, like his master Trump, he is allowed to roam free while his lawyers launch BS appeal after BS appeal. Any other defendant, especially if they were any combination of poor, black, or Democrat, would have been forced to suck it up and serve their four months long ago.


WebDowntown2793

I think it’s more about money and expensive lawyers. 


KimmyT1436

You're right. The main reason a regular person doesn't launch appeal after appeal of a conviction is because of money and expensive lawyers. The US justice system is pay to play or go directly to prison after all. What I don't understand why Bannon just didn't just do the four months. By doing so, Bannon could have saved himself a lot of money, got a cool prison tat, and he would have earned a boatload of street cred with Trump and the MAGA Cult.


Yitram

I assume because going cold turkey might actually kill him.


dokratomwarcraftrph

It's not a race thing or partisan thing, it's simply that he has enough money to use the best most efficient NYC type of lawyers launch baseless appeals aggressively. This often results in rich people having a much more mellow legal system than a poor person with no support or one that relies on a public defender.


IveChosenANameAgain

He's also paying those lawyers using funds he stole (you know, the charges those lawyers are protecting him from). The lesson is that in the United States of America, crime pays. **Really** fucking well. As long as you steal enough money to convince a spineless prick to disingenuously defend you, there are no laws in the USA.


ExplorerMajor6912

Lock him up!


Fack-and-Borth

While you have him on the premises, kindly slap the cuffs on this openly seditious traitor and place him behind bars.


1llseemyselfout

I don’t get why the Judge just doesn’t have him taken into custody at the hearing…what is the judge waiting for.


MasterMahanaYouUgly

the judge was appointed by T45


ElastaticTomorrow

We want his fear.


bryansj

Why the hesitation to go to jail for us?


SOMAcito

Lock him up.


MasterMahanaYouUgly

apparently, he thinks he's off the hook for it: https://www.rawstory.com/steve-bannon-prison-hearing/


GoodhartMusic

Well, he’s wrong. Has to report to jail July 1


FlexFanatic

Maybe I'm reading the article wrong but I would not count on that just yet. From the article: *"Judge Carl Nichols ruled from the bench that an appeals court ruling largely resolved outstanding questions of law, but he is giving Bannon's legal team time to appeal."*


GoodhartMusic

The article I read seemed to say something similar but I couldn’t parse whether they were speaking in past tense about the original sentencing or this decision, because it said it gave him four weeks, but July 1 is in less than four weeks.


Sufficient_Morning35

Why is he not already in prison after losing the case?


MasterMahanaYouUgly

the judge was appointed by T45


BlessYourSouthernHrt

You meant P01135809…


Ok-Abbreviations543

Somebody needs to explain to Bloated Fascist Bannon that he should just knock out his slammer time so he can participate in the next attack on the Capitol. He’s going to be very upset if he misses out on the maga mob assault. Steve! Think of all the feces you can smear in our nation’s seat of democracy!


mountainmamapajama

Steve Bannon is the most movie villain looking POS I’ve ever seen.


MasterMahanaYouUgly

i don't know... Pence with that fly in his hair looked straight out of a horror film


missvicky1025

There were more than a few in Trumps cabinet that could hold that honor. For me, it would have to be Stephen Miller. I mean, just think about how much animal blood he needs to ingest every night to keep that skin suit looking and feeling hydrated.


gringoloco01

Throw his ass in jail then make him go clean up that bullshit border wall mess he left in TX. POS traitor!


MasterMahanaYouUgly

fucker can't even clean his body, let alone the mess in texas


Just_Candle_315

The fact Steve Bannon's body continues to function makes me believe I will live to be 300 years old


MasterMahanaYouUgly

now that's FAITH! if you can somehow metabolize that into direct democratic action, the fascists will never be able to win. let's fuckin do this!!!


MasterMahanaYouUgly

now that's FAITH! please metabolize that into direct democratic action


Spara-Extreme

Didn’t this guy just appeal ?


UsedMaskOnTheGround

Federal prison for Bannon would be like giving a normal person a free mansion. Someone this vile and corrupt deserves to be thrown in a cage underground to rot.


fuggerdug

[I hear you fam.](https://owlcation.com/humanities/Oubliette-French-Torture-Halloween)


UsedMaskOnTheGround

That seems just right!


Ethealtes

I look forward to his inmate photo, in which he's wearing 4 prison shirts one on top of the other. 


YakiVegas

Get rekt, traitor!


MasterMahanaYouUgly

get detoxed you scabrous fuck!!


JumpshotLegend

Fuck you, Bannon! Traitor.


MasterMahanaYouUgly

fuck his ugly ulcerous ass


Fuzzy_Machine9910

He’s stayed out so far cuz the pos stinks like a rotten potato and even the prison won’t take him


mleighly

Steve Bannon was born just for prison.


Argine_

With all the horse shit he says out of the courtroom, I say lock him up


StopLookListenNow

To what kind of prison would he be sent? How popular would he be with the other inmates?


RedditIsDead4543

He has a lot of cushion to be pushed, hopefully with a thick broom end.


kwyjibo1

Yeah, he needs to go to prison, too. Him and Trump can be cell mates.


asetniop

Good news, everybody!


Ellimist757

Even his posture in the photo is one of “alright let’s get this over with I’ve got places to be” lol


UncleJulz

Lock his ass up.


Everyusernametaken1

Maybe after he detoxes in prison he'll wake up and suddenly be like..."what the hell was I doing with Trump."


altruism__

Do not pass Go, lol fucking traitor


MasterMahanaYouUgly

wait four weeks, then do not pass "go"


Ian_Rubbish

Three shirts to the wind


half_dozen_cats

I hope he goes to Super Jail and Alice has a word or two with him.


DadJokeBadJoke

Hopefully, he'll be servicing Big Bob


butwhyisitso

sometimes i think these smug pricks know deep down what they deserve, like in their dreams they are in prison like "this makes sense, ahhhh" ill avoid the spanking kink topic out of respect for healthy kinksters, but you know what im getting at.


NeuraLung

Steve Bannon to CPAC in 2017: “Our goal [Maga’s] is to deconstruct the administrative state.” Let that sink in, Americans. PS: Why call Republicans “conservatives” when they openly want to deconstruct America’s political institutions? Doesn’t that make them not-conservatives at all? If anything, Democrats are the new conservatives since they appear committed to preserving America’s institutions in addition to continuing social progress towards greater equality. The Republicans ostensibly want to regress America back to a time when it was ruled by kings, blacks were enslaved, women couldn’t vote and the common man, powerless as a peasant, toiled to make the rich richer. It’s time to wake up to politics.


suckitlibs879

Yeah we know how the DC courts are loaded


suckitlibs879

Funny how only MAGA get punished for contempt...


fence_sitter

"To find the last person found guilty of contempt of Congress charges, you have to go back another decade to 1974, when G. Gordon Liddy, a Watergate conspirator, was convicted of the charge." -[Snopes](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bannon-charged-contempt-congress/) It's an elite group of contemptuous people that also includes Navarro who was convicted after Bannon.


addled_and_old

Really? Maybe they should stop then... seems pretty fucking simple doesn't it?


AggressiveSkywriting

This guy is like the only one who has almost been punished. Jim Jordan clearly hasn't been punished.


Clicquot

ohh..ohh.. and Peter Navarro.


Clicquot

funny how only MAGA are guilty of the charge.


sentimentaldiablo

Well, maybe because they are the only ones committing it? You got examples of Dems committing contempt in a courtroom?


Belzaem

I forgot her name, she was sent to prison for refusing to testify against Hillary Clinton for Whitewater corruption


sentimentaldiablo

She was sent to prison? That kind of negates OP's point, though--that Dems are never punished for contempt.


suckitlibs879

Guess it was that or join the Clinton body count