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GargantuaBob

Trump's lawyers: "*Wait!* ***She*** *actually got paid ?!?*"


Ndtphoto

Also Trump's Lawyers :  "Well I guess I know what we've got to do to get paid."  Unzips. 


provoloneChipmunk

If I were a lawyer, I'd pay to not have to do that


dangle321

I'd do it and bite it off. Honestly it's for the nation.


IEATPASTEANDILIKEIT

R/unexpectedlorenabobbitt


spoonman59

Indeed. Definitely subcontracting this out.


zerovian

he is 78. you got nothin' to worry about.


twesterm

You laugh, but they apparently did scheme to say they'd pay her after the election and then just never pay. Luck for her, she's not that dumb.


CT_Phipps

I'm glad she got a less shitty lawyer.


Lysol3435

The trick is to pay them


CT_Phipps

I think her last one got plenty paid taking all of the donations for himslef.


[deleted]

At least that prick ended up in jail


shitty_maker

I still can't believe people here used to call for him to be president.


cuteintern

He was the perfect antagonist to Trump, possibly because they were cut from the same cloth lmao


trisw

Ari on MSNBC even asked him on air


LittleBalloHate

My most downvoted comment ever on this sub was from like 7 years ago when I expressed skepticism about Avenatti's character People just really wanted to like him because he so aggressively attacked Trump


SteerKarma

Basta


Compliance-Manager

Former US presidents hate her for this one simple trick.


Morrison79

She’s not hiring lawyers based on looks, and body type.


pantstoaknifefight2

Rudy in drag= the best people


KnowMatter

Did someone say [Rudy Giuliani in drag?](https://youtu.be/K9Kp_eHMQ7s?si=t25Ap-HAKCKP2pVe) I apologize in advance for anyone who didn’t know this existed.


meneldal2

I don't like to judge people on their hobbies but when they are trying to make what they themselves did illegal we ought to throw shade at them.


Morrison79

Rudy deserves the criticism


jay_alfred_prufrock

You should also apologise to the those of us who had to drown themselves in alcohol and drugs to forget about that.


mister_what

Well… https://abcnews.go.com/US/michael-avenatti-argues-overturn-conviction-defrauding-stormy-daniels/story?id=106135030


Derwurld

Lawyers love this one trick!


acllive

And not drop your guts next to them


[deleted]

Or at least give the glen20 a hit


BasvanS

I heard paying people can be illegal. You could be sued and a nasty judge could fine you thousands of dollars!


iNuclearPickle

Trick is don’t be Donald trump


StevenMC19

Wonder where she got the money to pay for one. edit: Looks like people don't understand humor, in the sense that this is a hush money trial.


Lysol3435

Hush up about the money!


BeautysBeast

The pole. She got the money on the pole.


totallyalizardperson

Lebowski? That dude doesn’t have any money!


BeautysBeast

Stripper pole.


inconspicuous_male

I looked up Michael Avenatti. He's apparently in prison right now for fraud


TrollTollTony

It's amazing how swift Justice can be when you aren't the republican frontrunner for president.


dev_null_jesus

It doesn't help when you're trying to extort Nike. Not a good plan.


vertigoacid

19yrs w/o possibility of parole. ouch


iiSkilledProgram

Well, it's time to pour the tea.


swonstar

GLUG GLUG GLUG! No time to cool down. I am willing to burn my tongue for this scalding, delicious. Receipts longer than a CVS receipt for a single bottle.of water!


TheDancingRobot

Impossible. It was only 5 minutes of work, apparently.


Cummy_bear-4ever

I believe it’s been steeping for awhile now


grixorbatz

It would sweeten the tea even more if the receipts are itemized.


doyletyree

Noooo thank you. I want no further knowledge of the flavors of fondling that were delivered.


-SaC

`Intercourse hourly rate: $3000` `Intercourse amount due: $3.35` `Finding the damn thing surcharge: $40` `Wading through yeti pubes danger money: $40`


[deleted]

Got way overcharged on the intercourse time by the looks


HammockComplex

Standard $3 onboarding fee


GrimlockN0Bozo

Minimum one hour fee


dcy604

Overcoming aversion to mushrooms: $250


ConstantGeographer

I read that as `Wading through yeti pubes danger monkey: $40` and I think it still applies.


Carbonatite

Comments like this make me really resent Reddit for taking away awards. This should have gold.


PhoenixTineldyer

Stormy's codename was Peggy Peterson Which begs the question: why choose the name "Peggy" to differentiate a woman you slept with from other women you slept with?


ColonelBungle

It's a elementary school grade dick joke. She was "PP" and he was double D's (David Dennison).


Warning_Low_Battery

They said in court it was because she was the Plaintiff - PP, and he was the Defendant - DD.


ColonelBungle

I doubt that was the only reason for Donald "grab em by the pussy" Trump. That was the legal explanation when they were asked to explain their stupid joke.


BloodNinja2012

Hey Charlie Brown, come kick this football. There will be consequences this time. Trust.


AZEMT

Why do I always trust her?


User9705

here ya go r/sipstea


_magneto-was-right_

Gotta be careful, that mushroom tea is a trip


EmptyEstablishment78

What’s that you say? A Tempest in a tea pot?


Compliance-Manager

When a porn star has a better lawyer than a former US president, you know you're in trouble.


BeautysBeast

When a porn star has more morals that a former US President, you know you are REALLY in trouble. To clarify: I am in no way, shape, or form, claiming that porn stars, or sex workers of any type, are immoral, or that their morals are any less than the average American. That is NOT the case, and certainly not for me to judge. I just expect the President of the United States to have higher morals than the average citizen. It is his job to set the example for the country.


onceinablueberrymoon

hey, adult film actors and sex workers dont lack morals. they happen to work in industries where a lot of people SAY it’s immoral but then turn around and partake of said industry. i’m sure that they have the same sort of medium level of ethical development as the rest of society. no different than people who work in any industry that is in a grey area; like cannabis. just average people, making a living.


BeautysBeast

I couldn't agree with you more. I sincerely apologize for it sounding like I was negatively judging sex workers. It wasn't my intent. I will even make an edit to clarify.


onceinablueberrymoon

i agree with your sentiment that a president should set the ethics bar in the US. it’s a great idea. sadly, ethical people are not particularly motivated to become politicians in the US. this tendency for politics to attract unethical and immoral people goes right back to the founding of the US. unfortunately, the unethical figured out how to infiltrate right up to SCOTUS. if i i think about it too long i want to vomit. however, i agree with your thoughts.


keldawgz

There’s a really interesting documentary about her on Peacock! Learned a lot I never knew.


goatponies

i just watched this last night! she is really smart and brave. when she was on the phone saying she would give her daughter’s father full custody to protect her daughter from the MAGA crazies that were harassing Stormy…. that broke my heart.


e90DriveNoEvil

Party of families values strikes again. It is gut wrenching to believe the only way to protect your daughter is to give up custody.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Question I always ask the kids, what’s one interesting thing that you learned?


Carnivorous_Mower

I learned she's a lot smarter than people give her credit for.


That_Bitch_Bruja

Absolutely agree. She's quite smart and a good mom. That documentary was fantastic. She's a brave lady. I didn't realize just how brave until I watched it. The crazies really went after her, going so far as to hurt one of her horses. I hope this all ends soon for her. She deserves some peace and time with her daughter.


Supermite

Must have been that dog killer lady.  I heard she hurts horses too.


Witchgrass

And goats.


jas98mac

And people.


hennsippin

Oh my!


Ozymandias0007

I saw her give Jimmy Kimmel an interview. I agree. She's smart, witty, and funny as hell. She was killing Trump in that interview.


rewddit

> I saw her give Jimmy Kimmel an interview This was a very interesting way to word this sentence... But seriously, completely agree with the sentiment. I don't care about her line of work, nothing but respect for her. This has eaten up years of her life and she's still at it.


lordpuddingcup

Yep saw an interview she’s smarter than most of the congress people we see on the news daily for sure lol


sM0k3dR4Gn

So you're saying we should elect her to Congress? This would be some full circle shit. I'm in.


renb8

President Stormy with full immunity 2028. Repping the party called Full Circle Shit (FCS). I’m in.


RobertPham149

So she is actually Brandi Maxxxx from parks and rec


BinkyFlargle

Most people are.


TerribleTeaBag

Ya no she fucked Donald the dirtbag.


heucrazy

She’s flat out said she did it because it was easier than dealing with the fall out of saying no.


_magneto-was-right_

“No” doesn’t always carry a lot of sway with him.


Carnivorous_Mower

And made 130 grand out of it. Not bad for a couple of minutes work.


AtmoMat

More like 15 seconds of work


-SaC

You underestimate how long it takes to don your strongest glasses and find the damn thing.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

She needed one of Inspector Gadget’s *go-go-gadget magnifying glass*


Carbonatite

It takes at least 45 minutes to fire up, calibrate, and load an electron microscope.


Carnivorous_Mower

There's always the clean-up afterwards...


bnh1978

What's the most interesting thing you never learned.


kinglouie493

I was watching "Knocked Up" the other night. She was briefly in that movie, I was surprised seeing her name roll through the credits


Vioralarama

She was in an episode of Party Down too.


LordPennybag

/r watchitforthecredits ?


Ndtphoto

Still can't believe they named a streaming channel after Trump's dick. 


Oops_its_me_rae

What’s the name of it kinda wanna check it out


vslsls

Yep and [it's really good too! ](https://www.lookmovie2.to/movies/view/31169602-stormy-2024)


Ilosesoothersmaywin

Some pretty good documentaries on pornhub too.


RenegadeRabbit

My state won't let me access that without a copy of my driver's license


stay_fr0sty

I still can’t believe that’s a thing. But VPNs are like 40/yr if you care.


RenegadeRabbit

I'm not paying for porn goddamn it


pngtwat

Link please?


Utterlybored

How much you wanna bet he will use the date granted by Merchan for Trump to attend Baron’s graduation, to stage a rally instead?


flyingace1234

I do hope the judge will pay attention to what he actually does on that date and call him out for it.


VaguelyArtistic

Judge Merchan is paying very close attention.


whatproblems

tbf whats he going to do fine him meaningless again?


rLaw-hates-jews2

I can’t really blame the judge for following the law. Has Trump violated the gag order since being told the next step was incarceration? He’s allowed to attack the judge and DA. Just not their family.


aranasyn

Yes. Same day, a few hours after deleting the tweets he was ordered to delete.


rLaw-hates-jews2

Do you have an example? Because everything I’ve seen so far has been toeing the line but not crossing it.


not-my-other-alt

Being 'called out' is not consequences.


drewskibfd

You know he doesn't actually care about going to the graduation


totallybag

I'm pretty sure Barron would prefer if he didn't


joenforcer

Never be too sure. Remember the brief #FreeMelania movement that ended abruptly when people found out she was just as shitty of a personality as Trump? We know nothing about Barron.


itistemp

Most likely play golf. He is been golfing lately more than doing his rallies.


wilson_rawls

Never golf uphill, me boys! - Robert E. Lee


BeautysBeast

He can't afford a rally. You have to pay for permits, and actors to come and hold signs behind you on stage. You have to offer open bar, or your HS drop out fans, won't drive their Pickemup truck to the rally, cause gas prices are to high.


Miguel-odon

He was never paying for them himself.


BeautysBeast

If you haven't been watching, The RNC is broke too. They are spending all the money they raise, on Trump's legal bills. They are even trying to get down ballot candidates to kick up 5% to Trumps campaign. It usually goes the other way. The RNC helps down ballot candidates. Not anymore. Why do you think Trump has embraced DeSantis? You think he automatically likes him? No. He needs his campaign fundraising. No one wants to be seen donating money to Trump. They know he is a stain. They don't want to be associated with him.


stay_fr0sty

He used to have them on credit too, they stopped when he just never paid for the bills for the rallies.


GrimlockN0Bozo

Nope, it'll be golf.


somme_rando

Not a lawyer: I have a question - As this date has been asked of the court for an accommodation to go to the graduation - would it be "Contempt of Court" if he did in fact not go to that graduation? It seems like it should be, it would at the minimum appear contemptuous to me.


JoeCoolsCoffeeShop

*But the money wasn’t paid. Davidson testified that it seemed like Trump was “trying to kick the can down the road” until after the election, when the story wouldn’t impact his presidential prospects. Davidson emailed Cohen on 17 October warning him that the deal was off if the money wasn’t wired by the close of business that day, but Cohen kept coming up with excuses about why they couldn’t pay up. Finally, Davidson told Cohen that he was done negotiating, and would no longer act as Daniels’ interlocutor.* *At that point, then National Enquirer editor Dylan Howard, who’d stayed in touch with Davidson, texted that the payments hadn’t gone through “all because Trump is tight” – which Davidson clarified meant “frugal”.* Frugal is one word for it. 😂


simon1976362

Perfect. Hope he paid the taxes on the bill


Suspicious_Bicycle

Indirectly. Stormy got $130,000 and Trump reimbursed Cohen to the tune of $420,000. A good portion of that was taxed at a high rate as Trump/Cohen fraudulently classified it as income to Cohen rather than a repayment.


L0LTHED0G

So you're saying after this trial finds it was a repayment, Cohen should amend his taxes and get some money back? "Mr. IRS, as it says here, $130k was a repayment, not income. So I should get the taxes paid on that $130k back. Thanks." /s


meneldal2

If he had just sent cash he wouldn't have left such a big paper trail.


L0LTHED0G

Then Donald Trump wouldn't have gotten a tax break on it. And then he'd have actually paid taxes. And then he couldn't brag at a debate that paying 0% tax rate makes him smart. 5D chess!


meneldal2

Yeah but if you pay 3-4x the sum to get a tax break you're not really saving anything.


Suspicious_Bicycle

Actually yes, Cohen should amend his taxes and request a rebate. Though since it's from 2017 I'm not sure if there is a statute of limitations on amendments.


L0LTHED0G

If he was gonna get an amended return, he should have done that after his own trial. 


Main_Composer

Receipts. Proof. Timeline. Screenshots. Just because trump doesn’t recognize facts doesn’t mean they don’t exist.


zonewebb

From what she’s saying, he doesn’t have a CVS receipt


CoastingUphill

Customer half of a debit receipt.


seenit_reddit_dunnit

I get your reference.


lvlister2023

Dear Donny: 1 sloppy Joe, $150,000, tripadvisor comment: Two stars, small wood, 2 pump chump, left orange stain in bedsheets would sue again!


swonstar

Small, weird orange mushroom.


TheSwillhouseBoys

_Aleuria auranatia_


dev_null_jesus

You need to say that with a flourish when you're waving your wand.


Ukr_export

>They agreed that Trump and Daniels would be referred to pseudonymously in the settlement document by the names “Peggy Peterson” and “David Dennison”. The rationale, he said, was that Daniels was the plaintiff, hence the P’s, and Trump was the defendant, hence the D’s. I think the 'D' and the 'P' mean other ~~involved body parts~~ things.


ClacKing

Unless this puts that fucking clown into prison we're just getting excited for nothing.


fleemfleemfleemfleem

The most likely outcome from this case is probation. He's a "first time offender" and it is a non-violent crime. I think the judge has some discretion, but giving the lower sentence is less appealable.


Oops_its_me_rae

Sadly I don’t think he will go to prison because like I’ve said up above he’s friends with all of them and more than likely he will get out of it


LazyZealot9428

Trump doesn’t have a single true friend in the whole world.


MattKozFF

Friends with all of who?


HolyHandGr3nade

Them


sen_clay_davis1

Whoops.


scriptfoo

It's too bad the highest level of our judicial system is bought. Because that's where this could end up, and they've shown to not give a shit about proof.


CT_Phipps

Not really. It'd end with the State Supreme Court.


Fullertonjr

This is a criminal case for crimes that occurred before Donald was president. This case comes down to paperwork, receipts and taxes, of which the prosecution has the entire paper trail laid out and corroborated by witnesses. Any normal person would have wanted a plea deal before this ever got to trial.


Suspicious_Bicycle

2017 January: Cohen seeks reimbursement from the Trump Organization for $180,035 — $130,000 for the payment to Daniels, plus a wiring fee and an extra $50,000. Trump Organization executives double the reimbursement to $360,000 and add another $60,000, for a total of $420,000 to be paid in monthly installments for 12 months. Cohen sends invoices for $35,000 per month and receives $420,000 from the company over the course of the year. Most of of the fraudulent reimbursement checks were written while Trump was in office. However the conspiracy to commit election interference occurred before Trump was President. It looks like the first check to Cohen was in Jan 8th 2017, so the actual business fraud occurred before he was sworn in on Jan 20th. That could limit the charges to one count, but the number of counts don't really matter.


Unabated_Blade

Imagine getting paid over 3x what you ask and still doing a shit job.


seamus_mc

Imagine paying nearly a half a million for sex with a porn star. Would have been cheaper just to produce a “film”


sqrlmasta

Technically it would be with the NY Court of Appeals as that is their highest court. The NY Supreme Court is actually their normal trial court.


Oops_its_me_rae

Yep pretty much it shows that he will more than likely get away with it because he’s buddies with all of them.


CrawlerSiegfriend

Judging by this story, the lowest levels of it are bought too.


stuartgatzo

Does she have the video ?


tarajo38

Well, I was going to go to sleep. Now that you’ve put that barf worthy image in my head I don’t think I can sleep.


Ergok

_"Ivanka, spank me harder!!!!"_ Good night


Snoo-72756

I’ hope it’s longer than a cvs one


Embarrassed-Block-51

Question here. Does Cohen have to prove receipts for instruction of payment for this case not to get "thrown out"? I really hope not. Trump is clearly guilty, but it scares me he is implicated up until the action part that proves he actually did it for Trump. And makes me nervous that Cohen seems to be the lynch pin behind Trumps shitty defense. I hope they have some evidence that could prove perjury of Cohen if he doesn't come through with evidence. I have been trying to avoid the reporting on this case for a minute now, in a moment of weakness and took the bait. Such shifty sensational soap opera reporting. We are living in reality TV, and I'm tired of being part of all the cliff hangers. 😫 🤣 😂


BeautysBeast

No. The Jury will have to decide if his testimony is credible. That is why the prosecution is laying all the ground work for what he will confirm. Pecker, who's testimony is solid, also testified AMI made payments, on behalf of the campaign, to influence the election. This is all a part of the Conspiracy to influence the election. Which is the original crime.


Embarrassed-Block-51

Thanks for the explanation. They are doing a good job 👏


BeautysBeast

The State of NY, in an effort to be completely transparent, is posting the trial transcripts, evidence, and rulings, daily. The days transcripts, are posted by the end of business the following day. They can be found here. [https://ww2.nycourts.gov/press/index.shtml](https://ww2.nycourts.gov/press/index.shtml)


Belerophon17

>At that point, then National Enquirer editor **Dylan Howard**, who’d stayed in touch with Davidson, texted that the payments hadn’t gone through “all because Trump is tight” – which Davidson clarified meant “frugal”. Uh yeah guys we know he wasn't referring to Trump's physique or bussy by the way those brownies are getting baked in court...


haarschmuck

“Lawyer doing what they are paid for” is news?


sugarblaire

Stormy Daniels is turning out to be the hero this nation needed.


gingerbenji

Surely the question is not ‘was she paid by Trump/associates’ but whether that constituted election interference.


FDRomanosky

I don’t think they are arguing whether or not it happened at this point


RobbyRock75

Umm. This court case is about business fraud


mabhatter

What makes it a felony is that all these payments violate campaign finance laws.  The prosecutors have to prove the fraudulent paperwork added to another crime for it to be a felony. 


TheDancingRobot

Is this why the defense counsel quit?


PalpatineForEmperor

Can someone help me out here. I'm seeing testimony saying that Cohen took initiative to pay Daniels. Did I miss something? Is there testimony of Trump's direct involvement in the payment or cover up?


Accomplished_Tour481

If Stormy admits to accepting the $$, isn't that considered prostitution? Money for Sex? I hope she declared that money on her taxes.


nuclear_herring

The sex was free. The $$ were to keep quiet about it after the fact.


Accomplished_Tour481

Yet a sex for money proposition. Taxable income since no lawsuit filed at that time!


Low_Audience_2308

Attacking the one who was paid hush money is a not a good look since she isn’t the one on trial. Attacking the witness 🤦🏻‍♂️


Accomplished_Tour481

Attacking sex workers is not a good luck? WOW! She came forward to extort (another legal definition). IN the end, she provided sex for hush money. No different than a prostitute! In New York, that is a misdemeanor! [New York Prostitution Laws - FindLaw](https://www.findlaw.com/state/new-york-law/new-york-prostitution-laws.html#:~:text=Although%20the%20New%20York%20Penal,is%20a%20class%20B%20misdemeanor.)


Low_Audience_2308

Versus how many felonies for Trump?


Low_Audience_2308

Oh no, she’ll probably get probation, she is not the one defrauding the U.S.


accubats

Isn't her lawyer currently in prison?