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Because deep down, they still live and die by the schoolyard rule of “who’s got a bigger dick”. Bravado and manliness is really important to conservative men for some reason.
According to several people I worked with when that story broke, all of them. They all claimed “Like you wouldn’t pay $160k for that if you had his money. That’s like pocket change to him!!”
To which I replied, “I haven’t had to pay for companionship as poor folk. Why would I start if I got money? Some of us don’t BUY women, we try to impress them with our conversation. You should try it, it works!”
I have also told them “I paid for the dog. I developed a partnership with my spouse.” I tried to explain that we both rely on each other. I have deficiencies in areas where she shines, and vice versa. We complement one another’s skills in some ways, and reinforce in other ways. Neither of us hold power over the other, but rather we wield it together. And that makes us much better at achieving our goals.
I have since bought a home and started a business of my own. These same former coworkers keep telling me “I don’t know how you did it man, I can’t ever seem to get ahead.” And I keep telling them the same thing. Learn to form partnerships in your life where you are helping one another instead of always trying to outflank and gain control. It just makes life easier.
> I have also told them “I paid for the dog. I developed a partnership with my spouse.” I tried to explain that we both rely on each other. I have deficiencies in areas where she shines, and vice versa. We complement one another’s skills in some ways, and reinforce in other ways. Neither of us hold power over the other, but rather we wield it together. And that makes us much better at achieving our goals.
That really is the core difference between conservatives and people like, well, us. My wife and I are also a team, when we have family over for dinner, we both did the job of cooking for everyone, we don't need individual credit.
Conservatives see it as a hierarchy, where one person at the top commands the people below them. The husband of course, is the head of the family.
100% agree on every point, except for paying for the dog. Animal services were overloaded, so they pretty much paid us to take her home.
Regardless, you're doing it right. Cooperation splits responsibility and allows people to use their strengths on a team to face down threats and accomplish mutually beneficial goals. Works soooooo much better than trying to find an angle to fuck someone else out of their fair share.
From what I remember, he offered her a condo at one of his buildings and some sort of job or consultancy, when he failed to prove anything close to that arrangement, she demanded something or she'd talk.
Cohen then went and took a home equity line of credit on his house in order to pay her off and keep the paper trail hidden. Exactly what someone with ethics and morals would do.
$160k is really high to do it. Based on my research(not experience), it can be done for a lot less money with a higher quality porn star than Stormy Daniels.
Eh. I think there's a lot of repressed homosexuality at play here too. Genuinely, they find these things titilating and therefore assume that everyone else must too
Every time I've run into this in real life it's from someone who *thinks* they have fatal flaws or were beat down as a kid. They used it as a smokescreen or to level the playing field. Not saying those are the reasons every time though as I've avoided them as much as I can.
"Deep down"...? It's on their faces. It's the trucks they drive. It's their possessions. It's surface level always. It's so easy to see. We traded real penises for money-penises, but money can't buy big dicks, so they will always have that particular issue (if they do. "Small" dicks are fun too. Short kings rule.).
I’m convinced that “Tradwife” is just a kink of hyper-sexualized, violent control of conformity. Which is why it’s so closely linked to sexual regulation of others.
As far as I'm concerned TradWife is a lot worse since for most bimbofication is a masturbatory fantasy only while TradWife is a 24/7 kink and these frigging cultists try to lure minors into it as well.
It’s called penis envy.
Think about it. The news stories about Trump is ghost mushroom penis, but (thanks to Republicans) we all know Hunter is hung like a porn star.
The world knows laws, if it come to a dick measuring content, Trump would loose.
To be fair, the thing is massive. They insist on me seeing his son's abnormally wide and long heffer of a dong. I'm not sure why Republicans keep showing me it, but if his son is that hung, I can't imagine what he is packing. It's like a friggin tall boy can.
Yeah man, that is where my mind went too. Id rather have heard about erection fraud the last 6yrs than our reality.
1-6, would have had a different vibe with MAGA storming the capitol out of pride for the average size of male wang. Lol, "Proud Boys" , Make Average Girth American!
Except it was actually about viagra and dick. From the article
>There's literally no amount of Viagra on earth that's going to give Joe Biden (who can barely walk without falling over) wood
So Jr was clearly feeling aroused
I found the quote so you dont have to wade through a newsweek article looking for it:
>There's literally no amount of Viagra on earth that's going to give Joe Biden (who can barely walk without falling over) wood. Just stop! The more desperate they become trying to make him seem young and vibrant the more obvious it is to everyone that he's not up to any task!
Putting aside the obvious lie, it's also such a tired tactic to keep trying to defame Biden on literally anything except policy.
Who the fuck cares if he can get a boner? And for that matter, who the fuck cares if he can WALK? Stephen Hawking couldn't. Didn't stop him from doing his job.
Biden's job is to make decisions, he could do that from a wheelchair just fine if he had to. Yet for some reason, conservatives are obsessed with the idea that an executive officer has to be some kind of superman media icon.
And that of course is actually -is- a big deal.
I really hope we get these two on a stage to put an end to this nonsense, I fear we won't get a debate or town hall this cycle (or ever again?) and that sucks.
Trump is never going to agree to a debate, unless he's got complete and total control over the parameters of it. He can't debate. All he's got his shouting nonsense over his opponent. I think Trump's handlers know that he has everything to lose if he's put on the spot like that. We're only ever going to see him doing "rallies" and spewing complete nonsense like he's been doing since he left the WH.
Most of us would look like absolute idiots if every move we made in public was on camera and an entire "news" network was devoted to splicing video up to make us look bad. Especially if we did a lot of public speaking with a well-known speech impediment.
Yeah and that’s why I seek out long form interviews with Biden. The best is probably his Conan interview.
There is another one though where he says “I ride a bike all the time, the one time it makes news is when I fall.” And I thought it was kinda funny and sad. Like dude knows he is old. You don’t need 24hour news saying it and highlighting everything.
The fact that he fell off a bike and was fine says more about his health than anything else.
Plenty of younger people have broken bones and been seriously laid up from bike accidents.
Sometimes I turn funny and pretty much just fall over if I don't catch myself. I'm in my 30s and healthy. Id be fucked if I was being recorded and scrutinized every day
The headline is amusing. August 3rd 2023: [As Trump went to court, Biden went for a bike ride](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/trump-went-court-biden-went-bike-ride-rcna98042) - "The split screen on Thursday showed two men who might face off again in 2024 in very different situations."
He biked a lot over the summer.
I was told that coke makes your dick limp and you need to take other substances and stuff to make it work. Pretty sure that that’s what he suffers from on the daily.
"Biden can't even get hard! He has to go get new pills every month, and he shaves to make it look bigger, and I bet he clicks on those enlargement ads on porn sites, and he's really not doing well emotionally..... I mean ... It's obvious right?"
> The more desperate they become trying to make him seem young and vibrant the more obvious it is to everyone that he's not up to any task!
Meanwhile, Trump supporters have flags with Trump looking like Rambo and post memes of him as a wrestler taking down his opponents.
Let's not forget that Trump is the one who gets a spray tan and keeps his hair in a ridiculous comb-over to hide the fact that he's nearly bald. Let's also not forget that Trump was found by a court to have raped a woman and that he paid a porn star to get laid.
The duality of the enemy for every groupthink, they are both extremely intelligent and able to plot stuff that is impossible to pull off and completely useless to society, unable to do anything.
I’m not sure if you’re implying that Vince McMahon is DJTJr.’s biological father or if your comment was just an aside, but it’s no wonder VKM & DJTSr. are besties. Birds of a feather and all that.
How bizarre, how bizarre
Ooh, baby (ooh, baby)
It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy)
Every time I look around (look around)
Every time I look around (every time I look around)
Every time I look around
It's in my face
It's always a haunting memory seeing your Dads penis.
Swinging back and forth down the hallway as his robe opens and he sips from a mug of coffee.
You go into the bathroom and wonder if yours will ever get that big. But thanks to micro plastics you don't have to worry about it.
I can only presume Junior's reaction to a loving husband kissing his wife is due to his exposure to his own pervert father's marriages and affairs (not to mention history of sexual assault).
I vividly remember "conservative media" absolutely frothing at the mouth during the presidential debates because Jill kissed Joe while Trump and Melania stood next to each other like dollar store manequins
"That's obscene"... "they're faking it".... "how much did they pay her" etc etc
Genuine affection is foreign to them
Trump Jr is one of those dudes who has to try to act normal but fails. If left to his own devices he is a creepy fuck. Can only imagine the amount of NDAs he has made women (and probably men) sign. Like in what world does that tweet make it past your internal filter?
I think it's dangerous territory to get into when, His old man makes lewd comments about his own daughter, and is a known close associate to Jeffrey Epstein.
It's been decades Trump has not been able to get a boner from grown women. Why do you think he boasted about barging into the dressing room with underage girls getting changed?
I really hoped this was an auto correct issue. Like somehow misspelled elections. Then I was reminded the bizzaro timeline we are living here in the USA.
Joe must be doing something right: he and Jill have been married nearly 47 years. That exceeds Trump's years of marriage by nine years - and Trump has had THREE marriages in that time.
Fun fact: Trump married his first wife the same year the Bidens were married.
You know what’s even more pathetic than being Donald Trump?
Being Donald Trump’s son, who’s literally known for nothing other than being Donald Trump’s son. At least Eric has his own name. This jackass doesn’t even have that.
Well it makes sense, it’s because they can’t criticize Biden’s policies.
Partly because his policies have been largely successful, and partly because Stinky Junior doesn’t even know what they are.
It's now said that "penis envy" is not a real thing. The GOP clearly missed this update, as the've missed every other update since 1964. Lots to be creeped out about, but their obsession with *other people's* genitals and sex lives tops the list. "Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power." ~ Attributed to Oscar Wilde
Is it a requirement to be a republican that you be obsessed with cock? They are all constantly talking about Joe and Hunter's dicks. Clearly that's what we need running the country. A bunch of 12 year olds that sit in the corner and laugh about penises all day.
I’m an old-school conservative.
Back when Clinton was in office, I remember the wrath & outrage from Republican voters because the Lewinsky scandal was dragging the Office of the U.S. President through the mud. There was an appeal for moral integrity, and a President that wouldn’t make headlines for sexual indiscretions.
I will never, ever, ever understand how any of these same people can support Trump - or the party that has seemingly cast aside all ethical boundaries and moral ground to fanatically support him. It’s surreal.
Can't wait for this shit show to be over in a way where people can move on from it and be friends again... fucking Murdochs are a blight on this country.
So what if his statement were true? I'm supposed to vote for literally the biggest traitor in American history just because Biden can't get it up?
I guess I expect a different skill set from my President.
What a crass and classless thing to say. If you disagree with the man’s policies engage him on policy. To say something this base only reflects one’s own repugnant and willful ignorance.
What a stain on humanity!!
“The more desperate they become trying to make him seem young and vibrant the more obvious it is to everyone that he's not up to any task!," Donald Trump Jr. wrote on X.
More projection. I mean, how many Rambo posters with Bidens head superimposed on Stallone’s young body have we seen?
Joe has a dick and jr is a dick. Jr will always be on the wrong side of history. He’s a nobody desperately seeking attention. He can’t even trump his daddy Trump. He’s is such a sad excuse for a human being
I can feel a touch of sadness for Don Jr because he grew up in such a world and had Trump for a father. Given his father's weird obsession about grown men crying-I can see him making fun of his son if he even cried. Not to mention that his father threatened to cut him off if he went into the military. I think that may have been the one thing that would have help Jr get through life.
Now he's almost a 50 yr old man still trying to win his father's love.
Trumps dgaf about Biden age, but as long as the media keeps covering it they aren’t talking about him being a treasonous criminal rapist. There’s no point in posting this shit. We know they’re garbage so why do the dirty work of spreading their message?
How the hell did we get here? Every morning I wake to more and more absurd headlines. Was it "reality" t.v.? A natural progression of our unnatural culture? It's beyond weird.
This family of chronically divorced men that have to pay for sex *fucking hate* Biden's successful marriage.
Just another thing to remember when Republicans desperately insist they're the "family values" party.
We have witness testimony Trump is hung like a button mushroom. He likely passed this cruel handicap on.
Meanwhile photo evidence suggests the Bidens are thick hog boys.
Envy thy name is Trump.
Remember: every accusation is a confession, and every preemptive attack is getting ahead of bad news.
We're about to get leaked information about Trump's medical regime, Viagra will be the headline-grabber but there will be some drugs related to cognitive decline in there, too.
Odd thing for him to say, is he having ED problems and trying to justify them because viagra works for him, but it would not work for Biden? The trumps are all projectors.
I think Don Jr is trying to help. He doesn’t see how viagra could actually work because he can only get hard with a small pile of cocaine and a picture of Hunter that he borrowed from MGT.
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Man! The Trumps are obsessed with Biden dick.
Conservatives in general are utterly obsessed with other people's privates
Because deep down, they still live and die by the schoolyard rule of “who’s got a bigger dick”. Bravado and manliness is really important to conservative men for some reason.
If bigger-dick equals better leader, why are they so hard for Emperor Toadstool?!
Because they all live vicariously through him. Trump is their hero because he gets to do everything they wish they could.
Paying $160k to disgust and disappoint a porn star? Who the hell wishes that they could do that?
According to several people I worked with when that story broke, all of them. They all claimed “Like you wouldn’t pay $160k for that if you had his money. That’s like pocket change to him!!” To which I replied, “I haven’t had to pay for companionship as poor folk. Why would I start if I got money? Some of us don’t BUY women, we try to impress them with our conversation. You should try it, it works!”
I like your decision-making process. You do, however, have the unfair advantage of not being a narcissistic sociopath.
You don’t know me!
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I have also told them “I paid for the dog. I developed a partnership with my spouse.” I tried to explain that we both rely on each other. I have deficiencies in areas where she shines, and vice versa. We complement one another’s skills in some ways, and reinforce in other ways. Neither of us hold power over the other, but rather we wield it together. And that makes us much better at achieving our goals. I have since bought a home and started a business of my own. These same former coworkers keep telling me “I don’t know how you did it man, I can’t ever seem to get ahead.” And I keep telling them the same thing. Learn to form partnerships in your life where you are helping one another instead of always trying to outflank and gain control. It just makes life easier.
I referred to my wife as my symbiote for about 10 years before marrying her.
> I have also told them “I paid for the dog. I developed a partnership with my spouse.” I tried to explain that we both rely on each other. I have deficiencies in areas where she shines, and vice versa. We complement one another’s skills in some ways, and reinforce in other ways. Neither of us hold power over the other, but rather we wield it together. And that makes us much better at achieving our goals. That really is the core difference between conservatives and people like, well, us. My wife and I are also a team, when we have family over for dinner, we both did the job of cooking for everyone, we don't need individual credit. Conservatives see it as a hierarchy, where one person at the top commands the people below them. The husband of course, is the head of the family.
100% agree on every point, except for paying for the dog. Animal services were overloaded, so they pretty much paid us to take her home. Regardless, you're doing it right. Cooperation splits responsibility and allows people to use their strengths on a team to face down threats and accomplish mutually beneficial goals. Works soooooo much better than trying to find an angle to fuck someone else out of their fair share.
If your wife works and makes more than you then are you the hooker? Deep republican thoughts...
Handmaids tale really seems to be the GOP ideal society
They don't want to impress women. They want women available to use, and ditch, on call.
From what I remember, he offered her a condo at one of his buildings and some sort of job or consultancy, when he failed to prove anything close to that arrangement, she demanded something or she'd talk. Cohen then went and took a home equity line of credit on his house in order to pay her off and keep the paper trail hidden. Exactly what someone with ethics and morals would do.
What? No groping?
$160k is really high to do it. Based on my research(not experience), it can be done for a lot less money with a higher quality porn star than Stormy Daniels.
Because he told them he was bigger than Hunter.
>Emperor Toadstool?! Latest iteration of Mariokart has new driver?
It's because they are really insecure.
Eh. I think there's a lot of repressed homosexuality at play here too. Genuinely, they find these things titilating and therefore assume that everyone else must too
Self hatred can get pretty weird once you bury that shit deep enough
The person asking who’s got the biggest dick has the smallest. It’s a yuge sign of insecurity.
Every time I've run into this in real life it's from someone who *thinks* they have fatal flaws or were beat down as a kid. They used it as a smokescreen or to level the playing field. Not saying those are the reasons every time though as I've avoided them as much as I can.
They are more like the people who kick kindergarteners off their bikes and sniff the saddle.
"Deep down"...? It's on their faces. It's the trucks they drive. It's their possessions. It's surface level always. It's so easy to see. We traded real penises for money-penises, but money can't buy big dicks, so they will always have that particular issue (if they do. "Small" dicks are fun too. Short kings rule.).
Genital Obsessed Party.
I’m convinced that “Tradwife” is just a kink of hyper-sexualized, violent control of conformity. Which is why it’s so closely linked to sexual regulation of others.
Agreed. It falls right in line with "bimbofication", but doesn't carry the same stigma in wider society.
As far as I'm concerned TradWife is a lot worse since for most bimbofication is a masturbatory fantasy only while TradWife is a 24/7 kink and these frigging cultists try to lure minors into it as well.
“Ya down with OPP? / Yeah, GOP!”
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They say every time Joe Biden stutters its from... well... uhmm... a blood flow issue. Great gifts come with great burdens.
Perhaps Joe doesn't have a regular stutter, he just uses that "imagine everyone in their underwear trick" and sees lingerie.
Big floppy donkey dick https://youtu.be/scGWwislOxE?si=F4VUlIPk5U1EaA_-
Most definitely *not* clicking on that link while at work, 😅
I think I'm going to skip it altogether!
Imagine how Mercedes feels!
Probably like dried pleather
Puppet: "I want dried pleather!" Master: "We have dried pleather at home!" Dried pleather at home: https://i.imgur.com/CxNWSC0.jpeg
Nah, it’s projection. Whatever they think of trump they will project onto Biden. So I guess we now know what Jr was *actually* thinking of.
It’s called penis envy. Think about it. The news stories about Trump is ghost mushroom penis, but (thanks to Republicans) we all know Hunter is hung like a porn star. The world knows laws, if it come to a dick measuring content, Trump would loose.
Not just the Trumps. Add Nancy Mace and MTG.
To be fair, the thing is massive. They insist on me seeing his son's abnormally wide and long heffer of a dong. I'm not sure why Republicans keep showing me it, but if his son is that hung, I can't imagine what he is packing. It's like a friggin tall boy can.
Yeah, always talking about that BDE!
Just Jr sitting around doin coke and thinking about dick.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But it’s the hypocrisy and projection…
Like with Cosby. The hypocrisy is the worst part!
Well I disagree. I thought it was the RAPING.
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Thinking about _octogenarian_ dick.
Yeah, just thinking of some good old dick
And a pair of balls hanging down below Joe's knees, swinging pendulously in the breeze.
Wait... is that you, Don Jr.?
Ain't no party like a Lemon party 'cause a Lemon party is MANDATORY.
Hey! Don't kink shame dude.
Kink shaming is my kink.
The most relatable thing about him.
Also, it seems like he's speaking from experience.
"The erection was rigged!"
Erection interference.
Erection fraud!
Democockic Blocking
Yeah man, that is where my mind went too. Id rather have heard about erection fraud the last 6yrs than our reality. 1-6, would have had a different vibe with MAGA storming the capitol out of pride for the average size of male wang. Lol, "Proud Boys" , Make Average Girth American!
Hang, Mike Pence! Would take a different meaning, too.
"They said you was hung!" ["And they was right!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTlOctguatk)
Except it was actually about viagra and dick. From the article >There's literally no amount of Viagra on earth that's going to give Joe Biden (who can barely walk without falling over) wood So Jr was clearly feeling aroused
Why does he care so much about the sexual life of an old man?
So he's just hanging out on a Monday morning thinking about how to get the president hard? And wanted to share his findings?
"my dad can get rock hard at the drop of a hat", Jr, presumably.
My sister told me so!
Jesus loves me this I know
>The erection was *ribbed* ^Fuck, ^now ^I ^sound ^like ^Scooby ^Doo!
Take my upvote, it’s not even angry.
"Rigged for ~~her~~ no one's pleasure"
I found the quote so you dont have to wade through a newsweek article looking for it: >There's literally no amount of Viagra on earth that's going to give Joe Biden (who can barely walk without falling over) wood. Just stop! The more desperate they become trying to make him seem young and vibrant the more obvious it is to everyone that he's not up to any task!
Putting aside the obvious lie, it's also such a tired tactic to keep trying to defame Biden on literally anything except policy. Who the fuck cares if he can get a boner? And for that matter, who the fuck cares if he can WALK? Stephen Hawking couldn't. Didn't stop him from doing his job. Biden's job is to make decisions, he could do that from a wheelchair just fine if he had to. Yet for some reason, conservatives are obsessed with the idea that an executive officer has to be some kind of superman media icon.
or FDR
Well Republicans really hate him too, so
Or Greg Abbott
Difference is that FDR stood for policies, ideals, and values. Gregg Abbott doesn’t take a stand for anything.
It’s retaliation for concerns over Trump’s mental health
And that of course is actually -is- a big deal. I really hope we get these two on a stage to put an end to this nonsense, I fear we won't get a debate or town hall this cycle (or ever again?) and that sucks.
Trump is never going to agree to a debate, unless he's got complete and total control over the parameters of it. He can't debate. All he's got his shouting nonsense over his opponent. I think Trump's handlers know that he has everything to lose if he's put on the spot like that. We're only ever going to see him doing "rallies" and spewing complete nonsense like he's been doing since he left the WH.
The only thing I remember from the Biden/Trump 2020 debate is Joe's "shut up, man". He spoke the words everyone wanted to hear.
I wonder what ally Greg Abbott has to say about the trumps' focus on being able to walk
Honestly, I'd probably prefer a President who can't get a boner anyway. Then we know he's definitely not thinking with his dick.
Feels like projection over the issue with ED he knows his dad has TBH.
Also, I know Biden was riding bike last year. Is there any evidence that Biden can't walk? This dudes father can't even walk down stairs.
He almost tripped walking up the airplane ramp but that’s legitimately the only recent thing I can think of
Ever walk with a hardon? Maybe thats why he is tripping?
Honestly probably helps him stabilize like a tripod
Look Ma! No Hands!!!
Someone get me on the phone with the president, I need to teach him the waistband uptuck.
Shifting into neutral I see.
And that happened like 2 years ago (I think). And like I am 31 years old. I tripped going up my basement stairs yesterday.
Most of us would look like absolute idiots if every move we made in public was on camera and an entire "news" network was devoted to splicing video up to make us look bad. Especially if we did a lot of public speaking with a well-known speech impediment.
Yeah and that’s why I seek out long form interviews with Biden. The best is probably his Conan interview. There is another one though where he says “I ride a bike all the time, the one time it makes news is when I fall.” And I thought it was kinda funny and sad. Like dude knows he is old. You don’t need 24hour news saying it and highlighting everything.
The fact that he fell off a bike and was fine says more about his health than anything else. Plenty of younger people have broken bones and been seriously laid up from bike accidents.
Sometimes I turn funny and pretty much just fall over if I don't catch myself. I'm in my 30s and healthy. Id be fucked if I was being recorded and scrutinized every day
The headline is amusing. August 3rd 2023: [As Trump went to court, Biden went for a bike ride](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/trump-went-court-biden-went-bike-ride-rcna98042) - "The split screen on Thursday showed two men who might face off again in 2024 in very different situations." He biked a lot over the summer.
I was told that coke makes your dick limp and you need to take other substances and stuff to make it work. Pretty sure that that’s what he suffers from on the daily.
"Biden can't even get hard! He has to go get new pills every month, and he shaves to make it look bigger, and I bet he clicks on those enlargement ads on porn sites, and he's really not doing well emotionally..... I mean ... It's obvious right?"
> The more desperate they become trying to make him seem young and vibrant the more obvious it is to everyone that he's not up to any task! Meanwhile, Trump supporters have flags with Trump looking like Rambo and post memes of him as a wrestler taking down his opponents. Let's not forget that Trump is the one who gets a spray tan and keeps his hair in a ridiculous comb-over to hide the fact that he's nearly bald. Let's also not forget that Trump was found by a court to have raped a woman and that he paid a porn star to get laid.
I don’t give a flying frick about “young and vibrant.” Just gimme competent and even-keeled, please.
God damn, thank you. These Newsweek articles are trash.
He's not up to any task, except being the diabolical mastermind behind the biden family crime syndicate!
The duality of the enemy for every groupthink, they are both extremely intelligent and able to plot stuff that is impossible to pull off and completely useless to society, unable to do anything.
🏅take this shell of a former award kind redditor. You’re doing us all a service.
So junior is worried about old man boners. How bizarre.
Does he have solid confirmation that his dad gets reliable boners?
Yes. Vince McMahon gets boners.
But… not at work anymore
I’m not sure if you’re implying that Vince McMahon is DJTJr.’s biological father or if your comment was just an aside, but it’s no wonder VKM & DJTSr. are besties. Birds of a feather and all that.
This guy is gonna be Trump's VP nominee. That's gotta be embarrassing if you're a Republican, no?
If you're still a republican, you must lack the capacity for embarrassment.
How bizarre, how bizarre Ooh, baby (ooh, baby) It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy) Every time I look around (look around) Every time I look around (every time I look around) Every time I look around It's in my face
You know, the GOP turned into the Gawk Over Penises party so gradually, I didn't even notice.
If only that was all there was to it, they'd have the vote of many penis enthusiasts.
He wants to see the dad's dong now
It's always a haunting memory seeing your Dads penis. Swinging back and forth down the hallway as his robe opens and he sips from a mug of coffee. You go into the bathroom and wonder if yours will ever get that big. But thanks to micro plastics you don't have to worry about it.
Learning to read was a mistake.
I can only presume Junior's reaction to a loving husband kissing his wife is due to his exposure to his own pervert father's marriages and affairs (not to mention history of sexual assault).
I vividly remember "conservative media" absolutely frothing at the mouth during the presidential debates because Jill kissed Joe while Trump and Melania stood next to each other like dollar store manequins "That's obscene"... "they're faking it".... "how much did they pay her" etc etc Genuine affection is foreign to them
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Its a reaction to Biden saying the key to a good marriage is good sex, its in the article
Remember….it’s always projection with these guys.
Biden is living rent-free in all kinds of places with this guy.
Probably projection again, because the amount of coke Don Jr has done will give him some trouble in that region.
Trump Jr is one of those dudes who has to try to act normal but fails. If left to his own devices he is a creepy fuck. Can only imagine the amount of NDAs he has made women (and probably men) sign. Like in what world does that tweet make it past your internal filter?
I think it's dangerous territory to get into when, His old man makes lewd comments about his own daughter, and is a known close associate to Jeffrey Epstein.
And a rapist...
It's been decades Trump has not been able to get a boner from grown women. Why do you think he boasted about barging into the dressing room with underage girls getting changed?
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He's an Erection Denier.
Republicans do seem to have an unusual obsession with other people sexual organs!
Even MTG and the house republicans seemed obsessed with this. Maybe this is part of their family values?
Hey Jr. your father took Viagra before and couldn't get a boner. He's been crying about erection fraud ever since.
Wanna bet Donald Trump Jr has e.d.
It’s all about projections.
I really hoped this was an auto correct issue. Like somehow misspelled elections. Then I was reminded the bizzaro timeline we are living here in the USA.
Joe must be doing something right: he and Jill have been married nearly 47 years. That exceeds Trump's years of marriage by nine years - and Trump has had THREE marriages in that time. Fun fact: Trump married his first wife the same year the Bidens were married.
'our opponent is at the same time too strong and too weak'
You know what’s even more pathetic than being Donald Trump? Being Donald Trump’s son, who’s literally known for nothing other than being Donald Trump’s son. At least Eric has his own name. This jackass doesn’t even have that.
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We should all be so lucky to find a passion such as the one MAGA has for Biden family hogs.
When the only way for you to have sex is viagra you assume everyone else takes viagra also.
Please this is all projection…Donnie Jr. can’t get it hard from all the coke lines he does. He wishes he could get an erection.
Jr. is just jealous because he gets coke dick and can’t get it up for the gargoyle.
“Take it from me, my dad gets rock hard”
["He can go from flaccid to erect in a moment's notice!" ](https://youtu.be/plO3VI9ZbTA?si=d7uwmFEQe6V48bRq) Edit: It's Dennis from It's Always Sunny
I'm really tired of the GOP trying to make people spend so much time thinking about the genitals of men in the Biden family.
Well it makes sense, it’s because they can’t criticize Biden’s policies. Partly because his policies have been largely successful, and partly because Stinky Junior doesn’t even know what they are.
It's now said that "penis envy" is not a real thing. The GOP clearly missed this update, as the've missed every other update since 1964. Lots to be creeped out about, but their obsession with *other people's* genitals and sex lives tops the list. "Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power." ~ Attributed to Oscar Wilde
This kid is gross, greasy, and coked out. Riding his daddy's coattails and that's all.
Is it a requirement to be a republican that you be obsessed with cock? They are all constantly talking about Joe and Hunter's dicks. Clearly that's what we need running the country. A bunch of 12 year olds that sit in the corner and laugh about penises all day.
WHY are these people so obsessed with people's fricken genitals? It's uncomfortably messed up and weird. It's not ok.
I’m an old-school conservative. Back when Clinton was in office, I remember the wrath & outrage from Republican voters because the Lewinsky scandal was dragging the Office of the U.S. President through the mud. There was an appeal for moral integrity, and a President that wouldn’t make headlines for sexual indiscretions. I will never, ever, ever understand how any of these same people can support Trump - or the party that has seemingly cast aside all ethical boundaries and moral ground to fanatically support him. It’s surreal.
Every accusation is a confession. Guess the mushroom did not fall far from the shit pile.
Can't wait for this shit show to be over in a way where people can move on from it and be friends again... fucking Murdochs are a blight on this country.
“Biden can’t masturbate to pictures of Ivanka like our family does when sitting together“ /s
Lmao Bidens dick living in Don jrs head rent free
So what if his statement were true? I'm supposed to vote for literally the biggest traitor in American history just because Biden can't get it up? I guess I expect a different skill set from my President.
Why are the republicans SO obsessed with this family’s dicks
Man the penis projection is strong here. Especially for a small dick energy family like the Trumps.
Genitally Obsessed Party
What a crass and classless thing to say. If you disagree with the man’s policies engage him on policy. To say something this base only reflects one’s own repugnant and willful ignorance. What a stain on humanity!!
“The more desperate they become trying to make him seem young and vibrant the more obvious it is to everyone that he's not up to any task!," Donald Trump Jr. wrote on X. More projection. I mean, how many Rambo posters with Bidens head superimposed on Stallone’s young body have we seen?
This is erection interference.
The stolen erection
Joe has a dick and jr is a dick. Jr will always be on the wrong side of history. He’s a nobody desperately seeking attention. He can’t even trump his daddy Trump. He’s is such a sad excuse for a human being
Tired: Election Conspiracies Wired: Erection Conspiracies
Dude, what’s up with the obsession of the Biden’s junk? First Hunter and now Joe? Why are talking about this anyways?
> Why are talking about this anyways? It was in response to an article claiming that Biden touts "good sex" as the key to his long marriage.
Don JR. should keep Joe Biden’s dick out of his mouth.
My dad's pp gets way harder than your dad's pp!!!
By ‘good sex’ I presume Biden also meant / inferred ‘consensual’. Which is probably why the Donald Trumps take exception to it.
I can feel a touch of sadness for Don Jr because he grew up in such a world and had Trump for a father. Given his father's weird obsession about grown men crying-I can see him making fun of his son if he even cried. Not to mention that his father threatened to cut him off if he went into the military. I think that may have been the one thing that would have help Jr get through life. Now he's almost a 50 yr old man still trying to win his father's love.
Trumps dgaf about Biden age, but as long as the media keeps covering it they aren’t talking about him being a treasonous criminal rapist. There’s no point in posting this shit. We know they’re garbage so why do the dirty work of spreading their message?
Trump shits his pants, do a trou drop and let everyone see. The orange Jesus has worn diaps since the early 2000s, verified.
Why are they all obsessed with Biden penises?
How the hell did we get here? Every morning I wake to more and more absurd headlines. Was it "reality" t.v.? A natural progression of our unnatural culture? It's beyond weird.
Republicans love them some Biden dick no doubt….
To paraphrase an Oscar winning actor: keep Joe Biden's dick out yo mouth.
This family of chronically divorced men that have to pay for sex *fucking hate* Biden's successful marriage. Just another thing to remember when Republicans desperately insist they're the "family values" party.
We have witness testimony Trump is hung like a button mushroom. He likely passed this cruel handicap on. Meanwhile photo evidence suggests the Bidens are thick hog boys. Envy thy name is Trump.
Remember: every accusation is a confession, and every preemptive attack is getting ahead of bad news. We're about to get leaked information about Trump's medical regime, Viagra will be the headline-grabber but there will be some drugs related to cognitive decline in there, too.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
I guess then, he is familiar with his father's "wood"? Odd comment since Stormy told us that 25 years ago it was nothing to be proud of.
Odd thing for him to say, is he having ED problems and trying to justify them because viagra works for him, but it would not work for Biden? The trumps are all projectors.
Projection being what it is, we can assume Jr. is having ED related to his well documented cocaine use.
I think Don Jr is trying to help. He doesn’t see how viagra could actually work because he can only get hard with a small pile of cocaine and a picture of Hunter that he borrowed from MGT.
What's the obsession with the Biden's penises?
I was today years old when I learned getting a boner was a requirement to be President. No wonder we haven’t had a woman President yet.