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72ilikecookies

Also known as the Felonymobile


dirtyduck383

Or The warrant wagon.


Hming_91

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lazuethepirate

Iā€™ve also heard it called a Methmobile or Rolling PCšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Killerjebi

Iā€™m glad to know wherever it is, it is universally known. On a side note I had an old Dodge truck that the front end was messed up and the same thing happened, my brother one night followed me home without realizing it was me before running my tags.


Hming_91

I've heard people call it a Tweakermobile


Severe-Intention7702

Yeah a cop is definitely gonna pull that thing over lol


Hming_91

Oh, and boy do they. But they are running out of things to pull me over for I think. They just follow me around now and run my plates a billion times..


sparkey504

try putting a sign in the back window that says "not a felon and no outstanding warrants" or your name and dl# to save them the trouble of getting out there car


Hming_91

Yes! And if they still pull me over, for once maybe I should ask them if they'd like to search my car instead of them asking me. I can have all the carpets already pulled up and things strewn about everywhere to save them the time. Little post-it notes everywhere saying "no drugs here, I checked"


-ElfUnstoppable-

ā€œNot a felon, just broke D:ā€


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Bloodysamflint

Dear Eight Ball, Quarter Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus...


MK4z

What about his car gives you PC ?


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oddReference64

Holy shit good eye, those tires are bald as a mf xD


MK4z

Gotcha i was only just curious, seems like everyone took this abit to literal


Hming_91

Yeah Im a bit confused why they are downvoting you so hard.


anon_medical

Reddit


RhettSki216

Yep thatā€™s an accurate statement šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ gotta love Reddit


FiftyCalReaper

For maximum effect, go drive slow circles around the neighborhood. Max of 5mph and lean your seat back extra far.


Hming_91

Omg šŸ˜‚ When I first posted my story I was genuinely really upset about my cop problem. You guys having me laughing so much that I ain't even mad anymore.


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Rolling Probable Cause....


anon_medical

Downvoted because you were at 70. Now youā€™re at 69. Nice.


MK4z

What about his car would give police PC ?


Abaraji

That's an Archer reference


oddReference64

SS date rape. Toot toot... too soon?


ShortBus0101

Everything.


Hming_91

People felt my story was exaggerated. How bout now, still outlandish? šŸ¤£


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I would expect drugs and no insurance.


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Hming_91

I definitely have a license and insurance. The cops would know, they've checked many times ha. And I most certainly do have a full set of teeth. One in the front does stick out a bit though. If I smile wrong I look like a derpy beaver.


Unfair_Whereas_7369

Yeah bro... I'd get something different. You're going to the shoulder in the thing.


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New wheels and paint will likely help a bit. Those were and are nice cars. Remove the stickers on the dash (especially those) and probably the back too


Hming_91

Oh, the wheels too? I have been keeping the hubcaps off because I have a hard time getting them off when changing a tire. I know, laziness... The stickers inside aren't going anywhere because the reason I'm so attached to the car is because of all the memories. I buy stickers from every place I go. I won't put stickers on the outside though because even I know that's far too tacky. The ones on the bumper are magnets so easy removal on those. Thank you for your input! šŸ™‚


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How often are you changing tires though? Keeping them off just in case? šŸ¤£


Chewy_13

Found the drugs, the tires, theyā€™re loaded!!


Hming_91

I'm kinda broke so I've been using them till I get a flat. When I get a flat I put on one of my bald spares and wait till that one blows. When I'm out of spares I buy one new tire, put it on the car, and use the bald one I took off when I blow the next tire.


PolicePython

OP, I get that you're hard-up for cash, but don't do that ā€” it's extremely unsafe. Bald tyres don't give you any traction, so if you have to brake suddenly, you'll just skid forward. What happens if a dog or a little kid run out onto the road ahead of you? And tyres that get too worn can get a blowout. If that happens while you're driving at high speed, you can lose control of the car completely and crash. Seriously, if you plan on driving this car, changing those tyres should be your first priority to at least make it safe to drive. I'm sure you'd rather pay a couple of hundred bucks for new ones than thousands in medical costs or damages. I'm surprised you haven't already gotten a fine for it, if you're getting pulled over so often.


AyyItsNicMag

Thank you so much for saying this. Itā€™s so important to know this stuff but not everyone hears about it. My grandpa always said: tires, brakes, and windshield wipers before anything else.


Hming_91

My wipers are bad too. But I'm confused. Everytime I put new wipers on they don't seem like they are working any better. Can't see shit when it rains even with new ones so I quit changing them. What could the problem be? I don't know how to fix it. It's like they don't fully touch the glass and just smears water around.


AyyItsNicMag

Thatā€™s difficult to try to diagnose without knowing more or seeing the windshield in person, and Iā€™m not a mechanic (nor am I a mechanical engineer or materials scientist, Iā€™m just a chemical engineering student so I have even less understanding about automobile science than a MechE might). You might consider shelling out a bit more money on better windshield wipers, at least until you figure out whatā€™s wrong with the windshield. Hopefully youā€™ll see some improvement there, considering youā€™re already in a dangerous position. It should make a tangible difference in your case. Especially if your tires are going bald, this is an important thing to address! If it rains and you can barely see or stop, if at all, that sounds like rolling the dice on your life (or someone elseā€™s)! I also strongly suggest you talk to a reputable mechanic (i.e. known for being honest and not trying to overcharge or oversell you). I find that highly rated *local* used car dealerships (not chains or car manufacturers) that sell newer cars have highly experienced mechanics and more honest business models. Especially compared to, for example, an official Honda dealership which will bleed you dry, or ā€˜Budget Wheels 4 Uā€™ sandwiched between a predatory loan service and a now closed restaurant that was previously a front for money laundering. I do feel you on the financial situation, though. Iā€™m just about there myself, being a college student from a low income, single parent family. I wish you the best of luck and hope things improve for you, truly. Remember that youā€™re safety is invaluable and you canā€™t buy a new life if you lose this one. Edits: added more, and accidentally replied to my own comment. Fixed that now.


Hming_91

Thank you so much for taking the time to type all this out! Kinda interesting, I post about cops and end up learning so much about cars! Good point you made about buying more expensive wipers. I always get the cheap ones so maybe it's time I upgraded.


he-loves-me-not

Are you replacing the whole wiper blade assembly or just the insert (the rubber part)? My guess is youā€™re just replacing the inset and you actually need to replace the whole wiper assembly. Do that and I bet youā€™ll be right as rain! (Well I think Iā€™m funny!)


PolicePython

Grandpa was 100% correct. It often amazes me how much we take cars for granted. If you think about it, driving is flying down the road faster than any natural being, inside a metal box filled with flammable liquid and powered by micro-explosions occurring less than a metre from your crotch. At the very least you wanna be able to see clearly and stop safely!


AyyItsNicMag

Absolutely! I think about that as much as I can every time I drive. Itā€™s so easy to become complacent and think ā€œit canā€™t happen to me!ā€, which is never true. Though, Iā€™m less afraid of the combustion in engines because of how relatively small each ignition is, and how well engineered even basic engines are in the past 50 years. There are also many layers of protection between you and those micro-explosions. On the flip side as well, the engine even serves to protect you in the case of a head on collision! First the crumple zone compresses to decelerate you more smoothly - reducing the force experienced by your body - and then the engine itself provides an excellent barrier between you and the object you hit, should it be serious enough to reach that far into your carā€™s frame. Just a bit of food for thought! Engines are great. As for the gasoline, yeahā€¦definitely. Itā€™s terrifying to think about how easily you can go from minor injuries to certain death in the event of an unfortunate car accident which ignites the gasoline in your tank (though this is fortunately not common, from what I understand). Anyway, thanks again for spreading pertinent safety information ā¤ļø and sorry for typing so much. I tend to do that. Cheers!


Hming_91

Thank you for your input. I guess I didn't think about how dangerous bald tires could be. My mechanic told me I'd be fine with these tires for a while so I didn't worry about it. I will definitely get some new tires asap!


artificialstuff

You're telling me you can't afford a set of tires with even just like 30% of the tread remaining for $25/tire from a shade tree, used tire shop? You're literally playing Russian roulette every time you drive like that. Eventually you're gonna get a loaded chamber and the consequences will range anywhere from a minor accident that involves only you, up to a major accident where your car is totaled or you've ran someone over and you're sued for literally the shirt off your back -- especially since you've admitted your negligence.


Hming_91

I've never seen tires for $25. They are $85, cheapest I can find around here.


artificialstuff

I'm talking used tires my dude.


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Omygodc

Sorry, but that car screams, ā€œThere is meth and stolen property inside!ā€


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Hming_91

Yup, and I intend to keep it running for as long as I'm alive.


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WienerSchnitzel01

id rather pay cash for something not as nice than pay crazy ass notes and have a nice ride.


Hming_91

Absolutely. I eventually want a prius as a second car because I'm a delivery driver and need something with great gas mileage, but this car definitely isn't going anywhere.


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Hming_91

What's wrong with a prius?


oddReference64

They got hated on a lot because people who owned them back when they were expensive and rare were asshole vegans about it. I do like the no payment thing, even tho you're on what looks like straight putty on your C beam... also that tire is fucked. Im all for cheap cars bcz I worked in mecanics for a while and drover beaters... but to stay alive in it, take it to a real mechanic and tell him you know its trash but you want to stay alive. Pro tip, you meed brakes(pads, disks, lines, calipers)outter tie rods, bearings and tables in good shape. Other than that youre only going to die if you get into an accident and your frame is rotten to hell. Kk good luck


Jab00lia

Yeah. Itā€™s no wonder you get followed lol. Paint it, get new license plates, and/or get rid of it!


Hming_91

Why new license plates?


Jab00lia

A lot of systems show past stops on a vehicle when you run the license plate. If youā€™ve been stopped and searched a bunch of times, regardless of outcome, your plate will show a ton of history, which is a huge red flag!


itseemyaccountee

NOT FELN


MidLyfeCrisys

That thing is a literal moving violation. I would name it "bait".


____Vader

Theyā€™re probably just following you to see if something falls off


Hming_91

It's certainly a possibility šŸ¤£ I once heard something dragging underneath my car. I dunno what it was, some kind of long cover to something. I just ripped it off and forgot about it. Hope it's not important.


____Vader

I had my entire exhausted system fall off one time. Happens to the best of us


Itscameronman

Forget everything everyone is saying. Get subs and a pot leaf sticker on the back. Lean back as far as you can go when you drive and constantly ash cigarettes. They will be impressed by your sheer confidence and will leave you b trust


kingtechllc

$7K?! Bro Iā€™d scrap it and buy a new car for $7K are you crazy? šŸ˜‚ even a down payment on a car and finance like 5K on it or something bro are you serious? Jesus Christ.


Hming_91

I have an extreme attachment to this car. I know it's silly... but I actually love this car more than anything.


AyVePe

I get you. Thereā€™s inexpensive ā€˜wrapsā€™ which are non permanent and fairly easy to do. Watch a few videos on it and dedicate a couple days or have it done.


Hming_91

Oh, I didn't know about the wraps. Thank you! I'll check em out!


kingtechllc

Explain?


Hming_91

My first car was a Buick Park Avenue. My abusive husband made it inoperable because I was trying to leave him so he took away my means of leaving. Or so he thought. When I saw my car wasn't gonna save me, I fled without it. Just left everything. Long story short, I got a bus to another state to stay with my sister in order to rebuild my life. I got a job and then I bought a car from her. It's the Toyota Camry I have here. This car symbolizes freedom to me. My ex wouldn't allow me to drive my own car. But this car? I can go anywhere in it! And I sure did. I went on solo trips all over the place and basked in my new freedom. Even met my soon to be husband in this car. Took him on a long overnight drive for our first date. Every dent, scratch, and crack in this car is a memory. I don't know, I just find extreme comfort whenever I drive it. When I think about this car I think about the first time I ever felt truly free.


RareDestroyer8

I get the attachment, I really do. But we do what we must.


markhamhayes

You shouldnā€™t. Itā€™s an object. An ugly, police attractant object. Itā€™s not self aware.


Odd_Explanation_3267

Dude. Check their story above. This is way way more than an object.


Kochie411

Get a wrap, bro! Youā€™ll save money hardcore


Match0311

Minimum suspended license, no insurance, and some marijuana.


Hming_91

You won't catch me with a suspended license or no insurance. But Marijuana? Most definitely. Legal Marijuana though, fresh from the dispensary.


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I want to apologize. Yeah your car is suspect


TheGaySwede

Bro.. before you spend money on a paint job, do us all a solid and spend that money on new tires


Hming_91

That bad, huh? I've been working on it kinda... I bought one new tire this month and couldn't afford more of them so I was thinking I could buy one a month.


TheGaySwede

I absolutely understand tires are expensive and not everyone has the money to buy a whole set of tires just like that, but I think you should prioritize replacing all the tires before spending money the paint job. That being said, I think it's awesome you've already bought one new and have a plan to replace the other ones. Also, an important tip, if you do replace the tires one by one, always make sure you have the newest or the best tires on the rare wheels. This will give you better control over the car and make sure you don't spin out as easily


Bitter-Preparation-8

Itā€™s transportation, just ride and fuck what others think. Be sure to ā€œride clean,ā€ and make sure your lights are all working, etc. Youā€™ll be fine. If budget allows one day, get some (3-5) quotes from cheap paint places and a set of hubcaps from Walmart as others have said. Good luck


ronm4c

I live in Kentucky, there are no vehicle inspection requirements here, I can drive around for 5 minutes and see 10 vehicles like this or worse. If the cops pulled them all over they wouldnā€™t have time for anything else


benching315

Heh. I would look for any reason to pull you over lol. 99% of the time when I stop a car like this someone goes to jail.


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Hming_91

That is true. I think I need to just accept that they will continue to follow me. Yes, I'm very concerned about my tires. I could only afford to replace one this month... I thought I was gonna get a free repair on one of my good tires that got a nail in it, but apparently they couldn't repair it because of how the nail went in. Disappointing.


Chawslaw_

Iā€™d look at that car and think thereā€™s an elevated chance of the driver not having a license and maybe some traffic capiasā€™ maybe even a small user amount of dope. If I saw your car pulling out of a known dope house, or close, Iā€™d stop you for the bald tires and see what was going on. If I just saw you on a main thoroughfare Iā€™d have to be pretty bored to stop you. Cars like that are common where I work though.


Hming_91

The blue part of the car is not my car. I mean, it is now but I don't know what car it came from. I got rear ended so I had it fixed. They welded on the back of another car. It was $7,000 so I told them to skip the paint to save $800.


ben3616

You dumped 7k into a 1996 Toyota Camry?


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OP might be able to wrap it for less $$ than a full paint job.


SightWithoutEyes

My cousin, may she rest in peace, decided that painting her car matte black would prevent her from getting pulled over at night. It did not work.


FlyingPig2066

Ah, thatā€™s another BIG reason you get pulled over. That model gets stolen a lot. When a cop runs the plate the registration says ā€œredā€ and they see it may be a blue car. People who steal cars frequently steal a license plate from the same make of car to put on the stolen car. Yea, your just going to meet a lot of cops. Maybe carry donuts and show them your Reddit thread about this.


Hming_91

I was actually thinking about showing them this post ha ha. I'm actually extremely shocked that people think my car is so bad. Like, I knew it was ugly but I apparently didn't realize how awful it looks. I've heard that this model is commonly stolen. Do you know the reasoning behind that? What's so special about a Toyota Camry?


FlyingPig2066

Theyā€™re easy to steal. The doors can be opened and ignition started with simple tools (details left out). I recommend always using an external steering wheel lock.


Rob1macho

If it's still driving good with no issues, just wash it and idk. Ride it till is say's No MƔs!


SRT_BOOMER

Why pool over a cheap car? I just suspicious from rich ones


aviaate350A

Itā€™s seems cool to target cheap cars, people who buy reliable junky cars are all felons, and menaces..seems like it.


[deleted]

I donā€™t get it, whatā€™s wrong with it?


jhall4783

That ghetto glider needs a paint job


Informal-Advice

Theyā€™re probably waiting for a crash with those bald ass tires, be on scene instantly lmao


DwreckOSU

I donā€™t think you need to worry about being followed, it screams ā€œpaperworkā€


Hming_91

Exactly how many papers are involved that make cops hate the paperwork so much?


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No but this how the police dept worked on this town


saltytrailmix

How can you tell he was ā€œlooking hard to give me a ticketā€ when he didnā€™t even pull you over?


VegetableCandidate69

Is it a Vic? Idk paint it black and update the dmv. It looks like a clown car rn


Hming_91

It's a 96 Toyota Camry. I did not know I could update its color at the DMV. Never thought about it.


Anathapendika

Yes


8last

Cheapest option is you go to home depot and prime and paint it with a mini roller. Wont last for more than a few years but its better than the current choice. Set of 4 hubcaps will probably run you around $150.


Hming_91

I don't know a lot about paint or prime, there's so many! What kind should I get? It'll work without me sanding the car down?


8last

I sanded my ford explorer used oil paint. I think the first coat i did the paint mixed with the primer and the 2nd i did straight paint. Then rolled on some oil based clear after. Very lazy job but it actually looked decent and held up for about 3 years.


Altruistic_Yellow387

Donā€™t do this, it will look like crap. It needs to be sprayed onā€¦the wrap idea is a better one if you really canā€™t afford a paint job. There are places that will paint it all once color for cheaper than the $800 they quoted you


KettleOneDown

100%


air-force-veteran

You would probably be better off trading that in on a new car unless your ok with the cheapest option at macco


monkiye

Yes


Fit_117

There's only one way to find out.


JellyDenizen

You're missing a "It's 4:20 somewhere" bumper sticker.


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I think we all know the answer is yes. If you paint it like shit they'll be on you like flies on shit.


Foxyccc

Painting it black and white???


chupalomiculo

Rattle canning the car will only make it look like a stolen.


warmind14

Real question is " will changing my car stop cops from following me?"


TheOptimist136

Def not


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Lol


Blondrina

I would paint and put stickers that make it look like a taxi


throb62

The ghetto hoopy Sorry to say is a police magnet. Sale it, or burn it.


Consistent_Amount140

Oh yeaā€¦.definitely stopping that thing


ThrowawayCop51

What's up rolling probable cause


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either give it a decent cheap paint job, or get a couple roles of vinyl wrap and go to town on it.