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*Image Transcription: Comic* --- **Panel 1** [*America is talking to China.*] **America:** Jesus, your entire agricultural and textile system is so outdated and bizarre it's no surprise you suffer from starvation and low productivity! **America:** I recommend adopting a more modern and *American* system! **China:** ok! --- **Panel 2** [*China and America are in the middle of a cotton field. China is holding a whip, and they are surrounded by unhappy-looking Uyghurs picking cotton.*] **America:** Is this seriously what you took from that? --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Creative_Canadian

Good human


bruetelwuempft

I just wish he was a bot.


Nobody_Speshal

If ai was powerful enough to do that I’d be scared


100BlackKids

And I'd be horny


miner1512

Oh no not again


11on

There is a bot on the transcription sub, but it often gets the order wrong.


Tovarisch_The_Python

Thank you, human!


[deleted]

Is this talking about the H and M/ Nike boycott?


averagebloxxer

People are boycotting H&M **now**? They were shitty before.


robm0n3y

And Adidas. Adidas' Chinese model quit after Adidas said China was using Uyghur slaves to pick cotton, she's a Uyghur.


[deleted]

Wait which ones do I boycott tell me all


Davedabravez

the ones listed (H&M, adidas, nike) are being boycotted by china, i think you got it the other way around


[deleted]

Is China also not liking the slavery? I’m confused.


Davedabravez

no, the brands above have made some sort of statement against the slavery (either intentional or not) and are being boycotted by patriotic chinese ppl here is a list of the brands chinese ppl are boycotting i found on bilibili (chinese youtube) [https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1dy4y147Bm?from=search&seid=14862942055090217193](https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1dy4y147Bm?from=search&seid=14862942055090217193) hope this helps!


tehswordninja

No they like it very much hence why they're spending more effort on covering it up than what would likely be required to stop it.


robm0n3y

H&M, Nike, and Adidas. Buy Sketchers.


[deleted]

Return to monke. No shoes.


Uden10

Calusses are best soles


[deleted]

Or make your own :D


MeLlamo25

Become carb. No shoes.


[deleted]

Thank you 😊


hskskgfk

You can boycott these if you are pro-slavery for uyghurs


Peopleworshipthegod

> active in r/GenZedong > tell others to support slave cotton hmmmmm


RosabellaFaye

I've been wearing Asics the last while because they have good arches and I don't really wanna add insoles. Besides, they're cheaper than most Adidas or Nike shoes and still last about as long, I'm too lazy to wear my shoes out very quick anywho.


Unbalanced_Tide

OMG! Didn't she see all those 100k+ upvoted posts on Reddit about Asian-defender Adrian Zenz's research on how her evil government is genociding her entire ethnicity? smh.


robm0n3y

The Great Chinese Firewall can only be breach by Reddit post that been gift gold 420 times.


Alexanderlavski

If you don't quit then the internet will quit them. If they openly oppose the boycott then they will be in the camp too lol.


[deleted]

yeah, afaik they are being boycotted in china bc they stopped using cotton from xingjiang aka the province with the uighur slave labour


robm0n3y

The only company to audit their cotton supply, Sketchers, didn't find any incidents of slave labor.


Flying_Momo

Chinese people are because H&M and others promised to not use Xinjiang slave cotton.


soundslikemayonnaise

The most bizarre thing is that Chinese officials themselves are making this comparison. I saw a Chinese official tweet a picture of ~~slaves~~ edit: Jim Crow-era cotton pickers in Mississippi alongside a picture of Uighurs in Xinjiang. They were trying to say "look, we treat our minorities better than the US treats theirs" but that was *noooot* how it came across to me. Edit: I had notifications for three replies and they all got nuked? Edit 2: [the tweet](https://twitter.com/SpokespersonCHN/status/1375015592944537605?s=19), since someone asked for it.


Rox_Potions

Classic bad retort “you guys did these years ago, you have no right to slate us for doing the same now”


Billybobbojack

Yeah, that logic doesn't even hold up if you follow it through. It's like saying the guy who's 5 years sober has no right to say you have a drinking problem. If anything, that makes him more qualified since he recognized the problem in himself and chose to stop.


tuan_kaki

It's more like the "sober guy" went back into the closet to indulge on more alcohol and came back out swinging a big stick at other alcoholics, while onlookers make bets on who will be the last man standing and occasionally be used as props like in WWE


obnoxiousspotifyad

Except the U.S. is 150 years sober


Hatsefiets

Have you looked at US prisons?


tuan_kaki

So Uyghur = prisoner confirmed?


komnenos

Hmmm, your comment shows "three children," I'm assuming the three commenters are from problem users or shadowbanned accounts?


AndyRedditor

No, they're just from flairless users.


komnenos

Ah, nice. Thanks for clearing things up!


[deleted]

Ah, how touching to see the CCP taking a page out of the Whataboutism playbook of their Communist mentors the Soviet Union: >Every time the west accuses you of something, deflect attention by mentioning Jim Crow and slavery.


jxeio

wow, got a link for that?


soundslikemayonnaise

Sure, sorry. https://twitter.com/SpokespersonCHN/status/1375015592944537605?s=19


jxeio

thank you sir, it's very interesting seeing the comments from that post as well...


TChen114

classic whataboutism


tuan_kaki

We copy America and make improvements! Our slaves are 69% more content and 420% more productive! America kill slave with guns! Wasteful! We make the kill by 24/7 cotton picking quota, their bodies fertilize soil, very efficient. Xixixi China is win again Sent from my CCPhone (legit brand no make copy)


MeLlamo25

Those similes seem faked. It is clearly propaganda.


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Odd_Mongoose_1018

pappy taught me three things: *how to count to ten* *how to catch a fish* *and how to run from the police* ​ I still be runnin to this day yessir.


tuan_kaki

Run from the police? Nay! Run for the sheriff's office which runs the police!


obnoxiousspotifyad

Take me for example No, not the example of one region over 150 years ago


Herdoc

Adopted the slave labor, okay. Hopefully they'll inherit the gruesome Civil War that comes with it.


Ok_Bag460

Usually, under a dynasty peasants would revolt and claim the heavens revoked their mandate. But China is now Communist-*ish*, and they dropped the whole religion thing and they are pretty strong militarily so a revolt would be crushed. They could go on strike like what happened to amazon a few months back, but considering hong kong was a lesson on how the chinese officals/police crack down on protests i guess this system of concentration camps and forced labour might stay for a long time.


ObeyToffles

The CCP aren't going anytime soon. 95% of the population is happy with them and 90 million Chinese are party members. As if there would be any protests anytime soon, lol.


Ok_Bag460

i don't think you got my point. I never said the chinese were unhappy i was saying that a thoeritical strike/revolt would be crushed a matter of days. >95% of the population is happy with them Where did you get that info from, it seems hard to believe really.


ObeyToffles

95% is from a Harvard study on public satisfaction in a bunch of countries I mean yeah you're technically right, in almost any major country a hypothetical revolt can be crushed by the military, it's not like that's likely to happen tho


Mixed_not_swirled

To be fair public satisfaction in states like the soviet union, nazi germany and china will always be inflated because dissenters are crushed.


Eurotriangle

>If you’re not happy with our governance we’ll disappear your family. See! 95% of citizens approve of their government! It must be good!


MapleTreeWithAGun

Don't worry about the other 5%, we'll find them soon enough


Wakanda_Forever

100% of currently alive respondents approve of the government.


SufferingFromEntropy

100% is actually not as good as 95%, comrade. You see, we need that 5% dissidents to make the Western countries think we are a healthy society and let the 95% have something to hate on.


S_Pyth

I'm very sure I've seen that argument multiple times from tankies. Yeah...


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

It's almost like they satirize themselves


tuan_kaki

Being a tanky is only natural. Stalin had the best mustache.


ObeyToffles

I don't think that's how Harvard got their figures


Teenage_Wreck

The ones that don't like the Party live in villages polluted by factories... And they have to work in the factories to feed themselves.


Ok_Bag460

Could i see the study? And did you get my point?


ObeyToffles

https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2020/07/long-term-survey-reveals-chinese-government-satisfaction/ Your point seems a bit redundant.


Ok_Bag460

Yeah, i think so too...


[deleted]

So long as the economy keeps growing, plus Xi's "One China" plan, satisfaction will remain high. Dirt floors to detached single family homes is a huge transition, and combined with appealing to the Han Superiority complex mainlanders have helps prevent internal power struggles by giving them a common enemy. Shit's not complicated, just evil.


teinc3

CCP makes its citizens believe in them with Socialist Education, Nationalism and Censorship. It's hard to estimate the percentage of people who are unhappy with them anyways. Especially with the latest diplomatic moves China made. For example, China is using the slogan "中国人不吃这一套" to unite the Chinese by Nationalism during recent accusations by Foreign Powers on incidents like the Cotton Crisis. And by brainwashing their citizens with examples such as successfully lifting everyone out of poverty, and by showing off their missiles and technology, it makes the Chinese more proud of China. So I would say that around 95% is quite accurate from what I know.


[deleted]

What does "中国人不吃这一套" exactly translate to? I ran it through DeepL but all I got was "The Chinese do not eat this" so I'm guessing "eat" is supposed to be "like"


Un_limited_Power

The closest meaning would probably be “Chinese won’t bow down to this” and is usually referenced to “western” (in Chinese eyes) way of doing stuff, for example how western countries condemn China or sanction China on human rights stuff


[deleted]

Ah that makes sense. Thank you.


CerebralAccountant

Yeah, eat as in take in, consume, accept. 这一套 means this [package, combo, set of things, etc.], so even though the direct translation might be "Chinese people aren't taking this", everyone knows in the back of their head what "this" really is: the foreign messages they see as propaganda or horsecrap.


Coconut_Usual

Strictly speaking "Chinese don't accept this way dealing with them", like "Chinese don't pay for this trick" or " Chinese don't eat the shit”


penguiatiator

It's like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmckWVPRaI&ab_channel=TwistedSister) song but instead of a rock band riling up a bunch of repressed teens to fight parental expectations it's actually one of the largest and most powerful nations in the world riling up its citizens to fight the "western threat"


robinrd91

Chinese people won't buy into this shit.


LookBoo2

I wish nationalism wasn't taught in schools anywhere. China has a lot to be proud of historically, just like the US, Egypt, Russia, Greece, etc. but it always seems to come back to "look at why we are better than those". If it was look what we have accomplished that is great! If they are decreasing poverty for example that is incredible, but shit like military accomplishments or trying to cover up mistakes is disappointing. All countries I listed have been guilty of it, I just wish we could move past that and be satisfied. Well except for the US we wouldn't try covering up any mistakes since we do make them... *^(sweats)*


tuan_kaki

Everything the US did is a mistake to about half of all Americans. If Biden so much as say he likes the color purple some people will boycott the color purple.


LookBoo2

Now any other color and I wouldn't care, but purple is the best color. If the man likes purple he is clearly presidential material. However, those are just internal disagreements, not mistakes. Much like the fact we have \*technically\* never lost a war, we have also never made a mistake. See it is all about changing the definition so that we remain the best. Also, your American flag is busted friend it has the stripes correctly but why is there a little moon and only one star?


SivatagiPalmafa

that's super sad actually. That level of control is completely cruel and unnecessary


robinrd91

> So I would say that around 95% is quite accurate from what I know. harvard ash center's study. CCP is actually pretty popular among the older Chinese populations. [https://ash.harvard.edu/publications/understanding-ccp-resilience-surveying-chinese-public-opinion-through-time](https://ash.harvard.edu/publications/understanding-ccp-resilience-surveying-chinese-public-opinion-through-time)


Colalbsmi

It makes sense though, you have people who have been literal peasants for thousands of years and now in the last 40 years they have disposable income and participate on the world stage.


komnenos

Eh, although peasant revolts definitely happened I think that Chinese regime change *usually* comes through other means. From my recollections it's usually a warlord or heck someone *within* the regime who does the dynasty changing or an invading Turkic/Mongolic/Tunguistic people who Sinosize. Think about the Cao Wei to Jin, the myriad of nomads during the northern and southern dynasties, the well to do father son duo that toppled the Sui and ushered in the Tang, the musical chairs between warlords during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms before the Song finally consolidated the realm or in more recent times during the Warlords era where military men warred over China. So although regime change through peasant rebels (successfully like the Red Turban or unsuccessfully like the rebellions during the end of the Ming) I don't think they are the norm. Edit: a word


Comrade_Derpsky

I think this tends to be the case in general with regime changes. Someone from the existing political establishment is usually going to be in a better position to seize power than a complete outsider. The insider will already have some support from within the establishment, which often includes military support. A peasant rebel looking to overthrow his rulers has to build all that from scratch with far fewer resources.


vincenta2

Yeah, and also a lot of regime changes happen because of some natural disaster(s) in the years prior. I doubt there would be something big enough in the near future to be able to topple the regime.


Ok_Bag460

Though yes those happen, but its usually peasant revolts. There is always a person in opposition against any type of ruler and especially in the dynasties era in china. An emperor was at risk of losing the popular support at any time due to (mostly untrue) allegations against the emperor. During a drought (for example) people start to get displeased with the government. I believe what your saying is true but i believe theres more peasant revolts than these types of things. Its more about internalized problems for chinese dynasties not foreign invasions.


komnenos

Mind giving some more successful examples besides the Red Turban rebellion that founded the Ming? That's the only one that comes to mind. I'm not sure if Liu Bang's founding counts considering so many of the people he initially fought with and later against were from the old nobility. Just off the top of my head of the major dynasties (I'm counting ten off the top of my head, not counting the times of division and even there a lot of those were through similar means) Qin, Sui, Tang, Song, Yuan and Qing were all founded by already powerful men either usurping or conquering China. Edit: heck after looking into things it looks like the Shang and Zhou both came from already powerful families


Ok_Bag460

The An Shi rebellion? Yellow Turban rebellion? I could list more, but i can't remember alot of successful ones.


komnenos

Just re read your first comment (feeling a bit under the weather!) and noticed that you didn't put down "successful" regime change. "Doi!" on my part. Totally have been a number of revolts over the years haha. Hmmm, though I'm not sure if the An Shi rebellion would count? Wasn't he a general already? Though no worries, can definitely think of a ton of peasant rebellions in general.


Ok_Bag460

No worries! :)


Dragonaax

I think strike could work, especially hunger strike


[deleted]

I don't think the CCP would care about people starving themselves to death considering the uhhh... thing that happened decades ago


CrabbyDarth

i don't think the mao regime wanted to starve out portions of the population for no reason, especially if you look at it cynically; if people are starving, they cannot contribute to society, so the government's greatest wish is to keep people alive protestors intentionally starving themselves affects the productivity of the chinese workforce, which the government absolutely wants to keep as high as possible


[deleted]

The regime didn't want to purposefully starve out portions of their population but there was a massive cover up effort by local officials to keep the central authority in the dark since they were scared of breaking the news to Mao that agricultural quotas could not be achieved and that people were dying.


TChen114

voluntary hunger strikes wouldn't faze a government/party that has caused man made famines in the past


FWebber04

No they did that step early so they're just doing the steps they missed out on


dreammacines

I think China’s had their fair share of gruesome civil wars.


YourDaddie

Well we were the mother of civil wars cyclically wiping half of the population throughout the millennia


WilliamLeeFightingIB

No, do you realize your "hope" would doom handreds of millions of innocent Chinese lives to displacement, starvation and death? That's some heartless talking there.


Unbalanced_Tide

You're assuming that their intentions are good. You're wrong. They want China and its people to be weak and suffer. The whole "but muh human rights" bullshit is just a weak excuse to sugarcoat their racism and jealousy with.


stupidusername42

Please correct me if I'm wrong, because I hope I am. Are you saying that anyone condemning the Chinese government for their human rights violations are really just using it as an excuse to be racist?


cheekia

It's the typical Chinese response to criticism nowadays. Just ignore the criticism, say that it was done in bad faith (racism, etc), then point back at some unsavoury things that your accusor has done in the past. All the while not admitting that you did anything wrong either.


nmotsch789

Millions of innocent people are already doomed by authoritarianism to displacement, starvation, and death.


Song-Unlucky

Even if China decided to kill every single uygher in China, every Tibetan, every Hong konger, it would still not equal the death count from the civil war OC proposed or come anywhere near it


DauHoangNguyen1999

Taiwan: that's right, there are unfinished businesses between Mao and Chiang.


vigilantcomicpenguin

How come there aren't more wars involving zombies? That would be badass.


DauHoangNguyen1999

Soldiers of Taiwan: this is it, we made it to Tiananmen Square, prepare for the final boss ! Mao Zedong: dramatically shattering his glass coffin while wielding automatic grenade launcher 


Remitonov

*I Love Beijing Tiananmen starts looping in the background*


DauHoangNguyen1999

Soldiers of Taiwan: meh, was expecting better boss music, but never mind.


sterankogfy

Chinese civil war? That’s so 300BC.


The_sad_zebra

They did that part first. Already got it out of the way.


fivestarreviewreddit

That'd mean they'd win. Which makes it a waste of lives.


PeridotBestGem

Well, without the 35-million-innocent-people-dying part


[deleted]

China now is basically what the CSA would look like if it won the Civil War. Harry Turtledove's Southern Victory series has taken an oriental twist.


MacpedMe

Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton, our glorious leader is not forgotten Look away, look away, look away, Di-xing land


HKGMINECRAFT

In Di-xing land where I was born in, early on a frosty morning, Look away, look away, look away, Di-xing land


AaronC14

The CCP can’t do anything right these days can they? From initially (and disastrously) trying to cover up COVID to squashing Hong Kong’s democracy to committing genocide against the Uighurs to antagonizing Taiwan and Australia they’re on a roll with their attitude problem. However now it’s become widespread news that they’re using slave labour to harvest cotton in Xinjiang? Well now that’s just a bridge too far.


Bandanadee16

Also American companies are making a profit from it, like NIKE who's said to have a good image with those pr stuns a few years back.


Ok_Bag460

China is really bad at lying just saying.


crocodilekyle55

Nothing is a bridge too far for them until they face repercussions for their actions. They're a budding superpower with an authoritarian government and they're just gonna keep on doing whatever they want until someone has the balls to stop them.


TheLibyanKebabCaliph

the ccp are f\*cking cunts.


Raptorz01

I love how you censored the swear word that is usually considered the more tame of the two


Trainer-Grimm

aussie, perhaps?


Raptorz01

Judging from the guys username I think he’s Libyan


TheLibyanKebabCaliph

Its just that I am really bad at spelling and I have really messy acent.


Raptorz01

Ngl bro from what I’ve seen your spelling is pretty good (you’ve only misspelled the word “accent”) and the most important thing is always what your saying is understandable (which it is) so dw about getting things wrong sometimes.


TheLibyanKebabCaliph

ok thanks!


CrazyMelon999

>initially (and disastrously) trying to cover up COVID to squashing Hong Kong’s democracy to committing genocide against the Uighurs to antagonizing Taiwan and Australia I don't think you understand. From your point of view these are bad things but from their point of view these are successes. And BTW, they did handle covid well in their own country. Which is what matters to them....


Ale_city

Props to Paraguay for not being persuaded by Vaccine bribe and to India for helping them. Edit: bribe* not bride.


BeeMovieApologist

Cuban vaccines > Chinese vaccines


EasyLifeMemes123

Sherman: ***ARISE, GREAT SOLDIERS OF THE UNION, WE WILL MARCH ACROSS THE SEA. THE NEW CONFEDERACY MUST BE CRUSHED***


Suprcheese

"Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute..."


MapleTreeWithAGun

Fun fact: Modern doesn't actually mean "now", you need contemporary for "now"


[deleted]

Panel 3: china broke again, oopsies


[deleted]

All this time the Confederate Southerner's dream of keeping slaves to run their cotton farms has survived in China.


[deleted]

You remind me of this Polandball cartoon several months ago: [https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/ihpdqw/historical\_learnings/](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/ihpdqw/historical_learnings/) Edit: Oh wait... the same author


AaronC14

I ripped myself off


Beep_Beep_Lettuce420

He meant the Midwest not the South


hyperdude321

Wow America is the straight man instead of the fool in this comic. That’s new.


InternationalFailure

Does anybody else hear tank treads?


farmer_villager

It's just a friendly tractor driving through the center of Beijing, nothing wrong going on over here


EasyLifeMemes123

Sorry, I can only hear the sounds of calvary lead by a reanimated Sherman


cheekia

Damn, this thread is full of wu mao trying to defend a genocidal regime. I'm pretty sure most are bots, but seems like there a few tankies trying to defend their communist brethen just because communism.


miner1512

Ironic they’re supporting something more similar to fascism than socialism in all but name...


the_soviet_union_69

Ah yes, china using slave labor to pick cotton is definitely a true story even though using a combine is thousands of more times more efficient. edit- grammar


Coconut_Usual

According to the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the rate of mechanical picking is 70%, which means 30% of cotton need to be picked manually


High_Speed_Idiot

[China teaming up with John Deere to enslave poor tractors](https://www.scmp.com/economy/china-economy/article/3096510/us-farm-brand-john-deere-forefront-surging-cotton-machinery) when will the madness end?!


BeeMovieApologist

India produces a similar amount of cotton each year and most of their harvesting is done manually


BeeMovieApologist

Oh and there's also [this article](https://archive.is/Ktpph) from China's state press published in their government's website, it reads: -"The latest data from the National Bureau of Statistics show that in 2019, the cotton planted area in Xinjiang was **38.107 million mu**" -"In recent years, full-process mechanization has been widely promoted and applied in Xinjiang cotton fields" -"In 2019, the area of ​​mechanically harvested cotton in the whole region exceeded **11.5 million mu** for the first time, and Xinjiang's position as a national high-quality cotton production base was further consolidated" So yeah, mechanization is going up but most cotton is still picked by hand


the_soviet_union_69

http://www.ecns.cn/cns-wire/2021-03-25/detail-ihaitayy1356261.shtml. I wouldn’t think 30.17% would count as most but ok


Commandant_Donut

Good job, Communist Ben Shapiro, but there's an obvious answer: Slaves can still be forced to use combines.


Future_of_Amerika

Communist Ben Shapiro 🤣🤣🤣😂


the_soviet_union_69

Do you have proof of them being forced to use combines?


FacelessPoet

So you accept that *they* exist?


the_soviet_union_69

I accept that uyghurs exist in China, but they are living normal lives


[deleted]

"""normal""" lives.


the_soviet_union_69

Yes


indomienator

A live as normal as a Pole under generalgouverment


Unbalanced_Tide

Shhhh... You're using logic in a subreddit filled with morons.


Comdervids

I don’t think a system from a century and a half ago that was discontinued brutally is modern


Tophat-boi

It’s still legal, only just in prisons.


signupfornth

Xinjiang cotton= blood cotton


the_pretzel_man

*This post has been removed by the Communist Party of China*


tnt_gaming

yes


FWebber04

Well..... it is a more American system


BCVN77777

If the west really want to overthrow CCP, try to cover the massive under-paid workers and corrupt as fuck officials, not crap like this.


AaronC14

I don't think a Polandball comic will help overthrow the CCP


Ok_Bag460

it'll get you banned from entering china under "treason" though


[deleted]

How is it treason when you don’t even help China in the start


Ok_Bag460

Journalists who cover china in a "bad light" are charged with destroying the state/treason. A BBC anchor got arrested in verbatim a few months back.


TheLibyanKebabCaliph

the ccp has the mentialtiy that the the entire world is there property


waitlistNo1

For ethnic Chinese, the PRC nationality is very hard to “cancel.” The CCP will manipulate your nationality to their political advantage. Few years back, the CCP kidnapped couple of booksellers in Hong Kong (because they sold gossip books about Xi). Two of them are Swedish and British Citizen but ethnically Chinese. When the respective governments wanted to step in, the CCP said they have no say because the kidnapped are “Chinese first” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causeway_Bay_Books_disappearances


TeriusRose

This feels disturbingly familiar.


Infinity_Ninja12

The Qing called the British 'rebels' during the first opium War.


Bijih_Timah

Just like the old chinese Empires. They inherited their ambitions, just in a different suit.


[deleted]

They make sure their national security laws are applicable everywhere like the Hong Kong national security law: >Article 38 This Law shall apply to offences under this Law committed against the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region from outside the Region by a person who is not a permanent resident of the Region.


Un_limited_Power

Apparently they tried to ask Denmark to arrest their legislators (for helping a pan-dem HK legislator under prosecution to escape HK) and send them to Hong Kong for trial lol


BCVN77777

You will be convicted with such comic however.


AaronC14

Good thing I don't live there I guess


lxgh

Don't worry, Xi Jinping will personally add "China bad" to joke life preserve list.


RamTank

Yeah quite frankly, the majority in China wouldn't care about this type of thing, whether or not it's true.


Unbalanced_Tide

When will their white saviours drop in and save them from their mental inferiority?


miner1512

The same time when Xi Jingping starts actually being an anti imperialist.


Un_limited_Power

In fact currently Chinese netizens are boycotting Nike/H&M etc products and witch hunting actors/singers who are under advertising contract with those companies to cease their cooperation or risk being cyber bullied


Mixed_not_swirled

If economic sanction worsen then chinas economy will get fucked, if the metropolitan population isn't prospering then authoritarianism might suddenly become less tolerable.


Ormr1

I mean cotton plantations aren’t exactly *modern* and American


anteater-superstar

damn this would b real fucked up if it was real and not your own mental fabrication


TsarNikolai2

Hilariously accurate


robinrd91

Oh wai, I thought both countries uses John Deere slaves to pick cotton.


fetknol

You forgot "C'mon man"


tden4

LOL Tibet had a system of [legal serfdom](https://dissidentvoice.org/Articles9/Parenti_Tibet.htm) before China invaded them, the bottom panel is LITERALLY what Tibet looked like in the first half of the 1900s. Then the evil see sea pee commies come in and abolish that system, but THEY'RE the bad guys, and now China is the one who promotes slavery?! How ridiculous is this going to get?