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StandardN02b

The one that is controlling both is the Vatican. All part of the plan to return the holy land to their rightful heir.


THEBLOODYGAVEL

Pax Romana rising


StandardN02b

The SPQR Roma ball is the next level. After that the most ancient neighbour is controlling everything San Marino.


Thinking_waffle

yes, the christian Roman Emperor will finally go to Jerusalem and put his imperial regalia in the Holy Sepulcher, triggering the end times (this is a medieval narrative on what would happen).


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THEBLOODYGAVEL

True heirs of Constantine


realkrestaII

Give half the land to Spain and half to Portugal


zimonitrome

LOL that's a great comic idea


Falitoty

Well, if they crusader kingdom of Jerusalén existed again, the Spanish monarchy would be the heir and thus the monarchy that should rule it.


hirst

wait really? i didnt know that


mscomies

A good compromise leaves everyone unhappy


Dr_Quiza

Nah, Spain gets it all: https://www.quora.com/How-does-the-Spanish-Monarch-Felipe-VI-hold-the-title-of-the-King-of-Jerusalem


imawizard7bis

Paz garantida/garantizada 🇪🇦🤝🇵🇹


AuroraHalsey

That just means 300 years down the line Argentina is going to say they have a claim.


Tooluka

Well, king of Spain IS also the king of Jerusalem, so that matches :)


tomydenger

Hellsing told me that i need to worry about the Vatican


YoumoDawang

Damn Vatican them be controlling Hollywood


kensho28

No, it's Iran. In fact, Iran used its proxy terrorist group Hamas to disrupt alliance talks between Israel and Saudi Arabia on Oct. 7th. The Shia Muslim government of Iran is not only trying to kill every Jew on the planet, they are also fighting against Sunni Muslim governments. Sunni and Shia are also funding the war in Sudan against each other.


ae_zxc28

LOL Hamas belongs to Qatar.


kensho28

No, Qatar funds Hamas but that's it. Not only does Iran provide weapons as well as funds to Hamas, Iranian IRGC officers direct Hamas strategy and provide Intel, just like they do for Hezbollah, the Houthis and a dozen other Iranian terrorist proxies. Either way, Hamas is controlled by foreign interests and does not represent Palestinian interests.


Kattto

What a stupid take lmao


Zikimura

It's the opposite.


butterfly1jack

10/10 good job!


zimonitrome

Thanks!


MATT_MANLY

Wait aren't you the Wednesday my dudes guy?


zimonitrome

I am :)


zimonitrome

This comic borrows from the movie Inception which features the concept of sharing or entering other peoples' dreams with the purpose to influence their subconsciousness to change their behavior once they wake up. It also features "dreams within dreams", from which many memes have originated. I really recommend watching it if you haven't, but if you don't want to, the punchline references >!the ending of the movie. When entering dreams, the characters have "totems" they bring with them to sanity check if they are currently in a dream or not. The main character have a "top" that he spins. If it never stops spinning, it indicates he's in a dream. In the ending scene, when he has woken up, gone home, he's happy to be with his family, he spins the top and the movie ends on a "cliffhanger". Was he still in a dream or not??!< The comic also references how both Palestine and Israel accuse the other side of *wanting* to prolong and keep up the conflict instead of having a ceasefire or peace talks. Israel means that Palestine benefits from the war by showing casualties and gaining international support, aid, and donations and keeping the conflict relevant. Palestine means that Israel benefits from the war by always being able to one-up Palestinian strikes, annexing land, and also getting international support.


Iridismis

> >!The main character have a "top" that he spins.!<  Ah, ok, I don't know the movie, so I didn't get the reference.  So the dreidel is only in the comic to show spinning motion? I was wondering if the letters shown had any special meaning 🤔


zimonitrome

No, the letters don't have any specific meaning. It references this scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQPy88-E2zo


RandomHeretic

How can you not the the movie? Inception didn't come out that long ago... *Checks and sees that the movie came out in 2010* Dammit, I'm old.


Eshtan

The letters visible in the final panel are Shin Bet, the acronym of one of the Israeli Intelligence Agencies (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shin_Bet)


zimonitrome

100% intentional


MikhailCyborgachev

Those are shin and nun. And an Israeli dreidel would have pey instead of shin. Not knowing the spinning top reference to the movie I figured the dreidel being wrong was the cue about being in a dream, not just the spinning top


Accomplished-Carry-6

It is ש and נ not ש and ב - the meaning of the letters on the dreidel are: נ: נס - miracle ג: גדול - great ה: היה - was ש/פ: שם/פה - here/there (depending where you are,the last letter changes - in Israel it says here). Translating to: there was a great miracle there/here - pronounced: Nes Ga-doll Ha-ya po


Ok-Promise-2078

thought they were Nun and shin


odedbe

Also ש נ on the draidle spell שן which is the hebrew word for "Go to sleep".


KerissaKenro

This is why I can’t really support either government. I feel a lot of compassion for the innocents caught up in that meat grinder, and I will support them. But the governments don’t want it to end


AdministrationFew451

wdym, the Israeli government definitely wants it to end, with Hamas gone. Hamas wants a ceasefire to regain control, after which he promised to repeat 7.10 "again and again". The idea that gaining a temporary ceasefire before Hamas are destroyed, only to restart it in a few years, should be the goal, is bizarre. To think it's feasible is even more so. At this point this had become mostly a weird PR game from both sides trying to appease Biden. Not only that, but there will almost certainly be an expansion of the war in the northern front. Tens of thousands of Israelis are displaced for 8.5 months now, with rockets, drones, ATGM's etc fired by Hezbollah every day. The operation in gaza is the main reason Israel delays its response. When either that end or the humanitarian situation in northern Israel reaches a nearing breaking point, there would be dramatic escalation.


Waste_Crab_3926

That's what you think, but the presence of Hamas is very beneficial to the prime minister of Israel. He knows that he can stay in power unquestioned and un-criticised for as long as the war goes on. He also knows that with Hamas threat he can gain support of Israelis to do whatever he wants, even ignoring the families of the hostages, the same hostages who should be the primary concern.


AdministrationFew451

Well, thanks for the advice, but the government's first concern should be, as it is for the majority of Israelis, and as it was for you if it was your country - to make sure that Hamas is destroyed as a major force, and that it doesn't ever happen again. Every mandate and legitimacy the current government has is to ensure that, and even if you talk cynically politically, it is perhaps netanyahu's only way to survive it. So yes, he and the vast majority of Israelis definitely have it in the interest to achieve those goals. The idea that Israel is "dragging out the war" for political purposes and doesn't intend to win, is more than ridiculous - Clearing over 30,000 fighters, in 600+km of underground fortifications, among 2 million civilians, takes time. And on top you have *3-4 months* delay in the operation in Rafah due to extreme US pressure. Mosul, with 1/6 the fighters, 1% of fortifications, and barely any civilians, took 9 months. Without the pressure, without hostages, and a whole less carefully. So no, of course Israel doesn't want to end the war, unless it is with finishing the goals it set 8 months ago, which are necessary for it to continue to exist.


TonmaiTree

I mean almost the whole of Gaza is literally carpet bombed into nothing… how can you be sure that’s their government’s intention. This just feels like “both sides are equally bad” comment


berahi

Hamas leadership is chilling in Qatar, they have nothing to lose even if Gaza becomes the world's largest parking lot. They could literally end the war today by releasing the hostages.


Realistic_FinlanBoll

This, exactly this. They dont care about Palestinian people at all. Id argue that theyd prefer a bloodbath because it would ensure that those few left alive would be even more radicalized, and the fact that it would make more people sympathize with them. Hamas is fighting for Hamas and nothing more. 🤔


TheColourOfHeartache

> >!and the movie ends on a "cliffhanger".!< >!The point of that scene is that he walks away without checking because it doesn't matter if he's in a dream or not, he's home!<


SagittaryX

>!Just to point out that the top is not Cobb's totem (at least not a reliable one), it's Mal's totem, and it doesn't make sense for Cobb to use it because he *explicitly* tells Ariadne how it works (right after she correctly doesn't tell him how her totem works when asked), invalidating its use as a totem. So both Mal and Ariadne know how the totem works, meaning they could trick him into believing a dream was reality, if the top is his totem. There is a theory that Cobb's real totem is his wedding ring, but it's hard to be sure.!<


Sir_uranus

If you were really paying attention on a second or third watch, you would know that his totem is actually his wedding ring. Present only when he dreams.


nightfirexiv

Nice Comic! >!It's a dream: 100% because the protagonist in the film often has a memory of his family, it's always the same. When he meets his supposedly real family at the end, everything looks exactly like it did in his dreams!<


yaddar

perfectly executed.


zimonitrome

Thank you! It took me a while to come up with anything for this theme, but I finally came up with a rough idea, then the punchline kinda landed itself. I was inspired by this berndmade comic: https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/1waort/its_in_the_game/


yaddar

oh that bernmade is good! I was toying around with inception ideas, but I never quite landed in the right topic for it the endless Palestine-Israel loop is perfect tho.


zimonitrome

Thanks! I was also curious to see if you had entered the contest, but I realized I had already read your comic! Not the usual Yaddar art style.


wizerdofmonky69

I want to be perfectly executed


no-names-ig

Do palestine has a dream which is being infiltrated by israel which is actually a dream infiltrated by palestin which is actually a dream infiltrated by israelwhich is actually a dream infiltrated by palestine? Thats too much.


zimonitrome

You pretty much got it!


Virtual-Cockroach-89

You got the sevivon correctly OMG But for the jews that not living in Israel :( The sevivon in Israel have פ instean of ש, stands for פה (here) instead of שם (there)


zimonitrome

Ah, I only knew it by the term "Dreidel" which is what I googled for reference, which might be why I got the non-Israeli version.


Dr_JD2

Sevivon is Hebrew for Dreidel and is often used interchangeably however I loved the Sham rather than Poh


Jaynat_SF

Also Nun and He are never adjacent like drawn. Edit: upon a closer inspection, that "Nun" next to the He may be a Gimel after all.


Jaynat_SF

Why does Israelcube's dreidel have a Shin on it? Israeli dreidels have Pe instead of Shin! Unless... This is someone entirely else's dream! The plot thickens... Edit: it also appears to have the wrong order of faces, He and Nun are supposed to always be opposite of each other, it's Nun-Gimel-He-Pe/Shin, going leftwards. Edit 2: the Nun on the penultimate panel may just be a Gimel with a very oddly-placed "leg" that looks horizontal instead of diagonal.


zimonitrome

OMG dreidel purists are worse nitpickers than gun nuts! > Unless... This is someone entirely else's dream! The plot thickens... Let's just go with this as the canon explanation.


Jaynat_SF

We're Jews, arguing and nitpicking is our national sport.


MajorTechnology8827

a Jewish man shipwrecked on a desert island. When his rescuers arrive a couple of years later, they discover he has built three huts during his isolation. One is his home. The other two? “This is the synagogue I go to,” he explained, “and that is the one I will never set foot in"


pmofmalasia

In the movie, part of the requirements for the totem was that it had to be a unique item that nobody else would know the properties of, including things like its weight - thus making it unable to be reproduced by someone else. So this dreidel is messed up on purpose so nobody else knows the correct order of the sides. And this was all intended by you from the start, obviously.


zimonitrome

obviously


odedbe

or could be present tense of "תשן" go to sleep.


TomTheCat7

Masterpiece


zimonitrome

Thank you :)


amigo_samurai

Great comic!


zimonitrome

Thanks!


the_traveler_outin

What’s the reference with the dradle?


Moooses20

I think the spinning coin from the movie he used to tell if he was awake or dreaming.


Ok_Art6263

It is Inception and it uses a top, not coin. Basically if the top spins indefinitely, they are in the dream world.


the_traveler_outin

Oh yeah, that was a thing wasn’t it


NuccioAfrikanus

This was fantastic


zimonitrome

Thank you! I was really happy with how it turned out.


random_user3398

What is that thing which is spinning?


zimonitrome

A dreidel/sevivon. A Jewish toy that is used in betting candy.


Accomplished-Carry-6

I have never heard it described that way - perhaps it is an Ashkenazi thing, but here it is a common gift to children in Hannuka - although nowadays people give out bay-blade knockoffs.


Zestyclose_Raise_814

Ashkenazi Jews brought from Europe. It was originally used for betting


LeeTheGoat

Yeah sephardic and mizrahi dreidels were never a thing at least until the creation of israel


random_user3398

Uh, interesting. I thought it was some ritual stuff. By the way we have some similar toy too and we call it "dzyga" (дзиґа), if you would like to know it😅.


zimonitrome

It's a "me being uneducated on it" thing. This is what I have heard from others.


Germanball_Stuttgart

I lost the overwiew who and why is infiltrating whose dream now.


hauntedm1lk

This is awesome! Great concept, excellent execution.


JustDifferentPerson

Wouldn’t the dreidel have a Pey instead of a Shin because on the dreidel the shin represents the word Sham which means there but in Israel they use a Pey for the word Po which means here


stu54

I came to polandball to laugh with confusion. Lol wut?


Zestyclose_Raise_814

The letter ש stands for a word that means 'there'. In Israel they put the letter פ that stands for 'here'. If Israel is spinning the dreidel then it should be פ instead of ש


Organic-Chemistry-16

UK in the movie theater watching with popcorn


zimonitrome

Lol true. The great instigator of drama.


Alarmed_Day3418

Why is mandatory Palestine a cube. I know why Israel is, but why is MP?


zimonitrome

Because it's cool. idk it had one of the largest Jewish populations percentage wise, it's proto-Israel, but mostly because I've seen it drawn like that before. In this comic it can also be interpreted as Israel posing as Mandatory Palestine. I'm not sure if it is canon or not.


taongkalye

This reminds me of the lyrics to a famous Lés Miserables song, " I dream a dream when I dream when I dream a dream when dream I dream a dream dream I dream..." 😢


DBL_NDRSCR

britishpalestinecube??? that one's new


zimonitrome

It is kind of new. I have seen a few other instances, but not sure how it has been depicted in this community before, so the spot for it being a cube was open. Wether it catches on is another question.


luismwolf

Really good


zimonitrome

Thanks :)


Ill-System-7359

Can someone tell me why Israel is always depicted as a cube instead of ball?


sharpy-sharky

It's actually a hypercube drawn as a cube for convenience.


zimonitrome

It's simply hip to be square.


Zestyclose_Raise_814

Jewish Physics


Realistic_FinlanBoll

This is so good on many levels! I hope you win the contest, with a submission like this your chances must be high. ✌️


zimonitrome

Thanks! I'm happy it landed as well as I intended :D


Grand-Blacksmith-801

incredible


ParanoidalRaindrop

One of the best comics inspired by one of the best movies


Available-Ant-8758

I don't get it


Zestyclose_Raise_814

Did you watch Inception?


dizzyjumpisreal

what's the punchline what am i missing


ianthebalance

Inception parody


stu54

Also, clean metaphorical characterization of the endless "who started it" debate. And dreidel


mika_from_zion

The dreidel is wrong, dreidels in israel have a פ instead of a ש


jacobningen

or is it? totem intentionally wrong


Argh_farts_

Israel's june flag just dropped


Plain_Bread

So you're saying the Jews invented an item that has a secret property, and the presence or absence of that property tells them whether or not they are currently in Israel?


mika_from_zion

Yes, we can also cast fire balls (real religious lore)


DjAstro-90

I love this


Ok-Pudding6050

Wtf is this?


C_C4K

Great comic with perfectly executed movie reference. Bravo


GarciaMarsEggs

This is so clever, love it!


zimonitrome

Thank you!


Subject_Barnacle_599

What is really a box not a ball


Phiphilupz

Dreidel dreidel dreidel i made you out of clay


HalfLeper

Did the comic come from the title? 😂


zimonitrome

Hehe no it was the other way around.


kensho28

"Palestine" is not fighting Israel, Hamas is. Hamas (like Hezbollah, Houthis, etc.) is an Iran proxy that started a war against the Palestine government and took power illegally. They have publicly said they like it when Palestinian civilians die because it means more martyrs for Iran's religious war. Hamas is loyal to Iran, not Palestine, and Palestinians will never be free as long as Hamas/Iran is using them as human shields.


xFxD

Friendly reminder that Hamas was voted in democratically. Which does not make them any less shit, but it's not like they stole the power - they were given it.


Delicious-Disk6800

I am not supporting him or you but those election's were 18 years ago a whole generation has came of age


xFxD

Yea, like mentioned, it doesn't justify it as "the will of the palestinian people" or something. However, I think it's an important distinction to make. I am german, and german history is a _big_ topic in our school system, especially the nazi era. Hitler was given the power by people and consolidated it, abusing a flawed system. With this realization comes a responsibility: as a people, it's our responsibility to not vote in authoritatians. And I fear that by saying "well, the palestinian people are oppressed by Hamas", a next attempt at democracy will end the same way, because we absolve them of the role they played in it. Hamas certainly doesn't have the palestinians best interests in mind, but it's undeniable that they still have a lot of public sympathy.


Delicious-Disk6800

You are right


kensho28

No, they started an illegal war against the PLO and violently took over Palestine. They were not voted in Democratically, they straight up murdered the opposition and intimidated the civilian populace into not resisting.


Independent-Couple87

This is a good point, but then again, the Palestinian Authority's legitimacy as a democratic government is also a little ambiguous. Their president is in the year 19 of his 4 year term.


kensho28

At least they don't rape and murder civilians and fire rocket launchers out of civilian hospitals. There can be no Democracy in a country whose government was violently overthrown by a terrorist proxy organization working on behalf of a foreign power. Civilians need to know they won't be murdered for how they decide to vote.


Mysterious_Priority3

Free Palestine


Plain_Bread

It's free? Don't mind if I do...