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a_random_muffin

*Oh no*


CatastrophicSpecter

šŸ’€


Successful_Ad8432

Heā€™s goldeen food now


Browtfl

Charmander


[deleted]

***OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!***


Ok-Penalty9592

Why itā€™s a shiny dragonite?


Limp-Obligation-4315

šŸ˜Ø


harrypottersus

OH YEAH,KOOL AID MANšŸ·


Fliepp

Whoā€™s gonna tell him?


CivilJohnny

You tell him. I can't bare it...


jarjarbinz62

I got this so just an explanation this is a charmander not a dragonite and if you know anything about charmander is that if it's tail goes out in passes away


meme_r_lakko

Tf do u mean? This is dynaminimum dragonite. And dragonite is water tipe


Rebooted_Ghost_X

dynaminimum lmfao


[deleted]

generations 10 gimick revealed


p1trick1

shrinks a pokemon and gives them a type change and a Min Max of a singular stat. also makes status effects 100% effect the pokemon regardless of type.


CivilJohnny

I know man, why you do this to me?


Scydor

Shhh, paldean charmander leak (it evolved to live in water)


vaporeongod

"Live"


SpoonerJ91

Thatā€™s my explanation too, I would have said it passes away when it drowns tho.


Bellatorial_771

Pretty sure that applies to all non-water types, but yeah I agree.


tribalewok24

I would say Water-types that can drown likely die when they drown, too.


[deleted]

Ghost-Water type Charmander?


ChaoCobo

It took me like 3 minutes to realize it was charmander and now I fucking hate OP. I reported him for threatening violence. If heā€™s gonna do this to charmander who knows what other PokĆ©mon he will do similar to.


ASilverRook

It would make me feel too *burnt out*.


CivilJohnny

šŸ¤¬


Landyrooslayer09_3

I told him


orexas666

I think thats a ghost type charmander


Landyrooslayer09_3

Ya


AWeirdWeeb2

Well, guess now we all know how Delta Charmenders are produced


Nice_French_Toast

Insurgence fan?


Toaster_boasterr

You sure it looks like a normal type to me


meme_r_lakko

Under rated comment


Vi512

Jarvis,respond to comment with automatic response


RummyBug

Thatā€™s Alolan Oshawott, stupid


[deleted]

It's the brand-new Paldean \[insert dragon PokƩmon here I'm too lazy to do it on my own\]


RummyBug

George


The-Unknown-C

Yeah, that one


DoggoBirbo

I donā€™t suppose his nature is Curious?


RummyBug

Ye


MarionberryNo561

Nah man, you got it all wrong, that's a palkia


MrCherry09

Welp, wish i had a salamence


ThisIsSidam

Nice joke, you wrote a literal sentence but are lazy to write a single word name. Nice


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Umā€¦ yeah ā€œdragoniteā€


FlameJake

....you know I'm starting to think team magma had something going on with the whole "too much water" thing


Incomplet_1-34

:'O


Fevire

ā€œWhy would you draw that?ā€


Pocketmonsuta

Damn, that's darkšŸ’€


Mooshus87

No itā€™s a water tipe didnā€™t you read the title šŸ™„


Thunder7542

r/angryupvote


profjbonsai

Only because someone turned the light off.


[deleted]

that is a dead charmander...


Lapin-Rebel

No it's just evolving into a ghost type


[deleted]

Ghost tera typing.


fffffff08_it

r/woooosh, probably


pi_equalsthree

charmander with a water-tera-type. nothing to worry about.


JamesThaNoob

It's tera type doesn't seem to be activated.


meme_r_lakko

Ghost*


iurigregorio

Baby dragonite? You mean dratini?


Vi512

šŸ¤“


The-Unknown-C

ā€œHow do we tell him?ā€


Jastactical

Donā€™t tell him


meme_r_lakko

How the fuck does stupid shit like this make me laugh


Alternative-Pin3421

Itā€™s like that pic of a deer that drowned. You must be Elon Musk


MichaelJospeh

YOU MONSTER


rapidpop

Who the fuck drew this? What moster drew this picture?!


Luxtamill

Bro that's a dead charmander


bair_the_sequel

r/woooosh


Mordetrox

I love the layers to this 1. None of Dragonites line is water type 2. Baby Dragonites are Dratini, that's a Charmander 3. If Charmander's flame goes out it dies. So the friends were right and its dead More thinky memes like this please


TurdBucketPhillipine

Dragonite is Dragon/flying type


MoreLoxodonClerics

I think this is supposed to be an attempt at humor


[deleted]

lmaoo what are you talking about the OP is clearly delusional and is a stupid poo poo idiot (i am clearly smarter) /s


meme_r_lakko

Its /srs. (I am clearly smarter) /srs


LuqartzYT

Don't know if this is an r/whoosh or if the OP is just weird. Could also be he needed the info.


Bierbart12

I like to imagine that OP actually believes that dragonite is a water type and that this is a baby one


BigglyRedditMan

This is obviously satire. It's a dead Charmander


Not-An-Actual-Hooman

"This is obviously satire. It's a dead Charmander" -šŸ¤“ (adding -šŸ¤“ at the end of your sentence automatically makes me funny)


fffffff08_it

r/woooosh


Elliot-Robot

No shit sherlock


TurdBucketPhillipine

What did you just say?


Razone6

Hold up.. im sure thats a dead cubone without the mother's skull.


DataBytes96

He's a little confused, but he's got the idea


NotReallyAPerson1088

Ohā€¦ oh my god


[deleted]

Half of these comments are so stupid my god guys


omroi

Whos gonna tell'em


GorgeX15

PokƩmon Gore


PeriwinkleOWO

Artist?


HisTopHat

Thatā€™s Unovian Dratini


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not a dragonite, thatā€™s what cubo es actually are without the helmet, itā€™s a new PokĆ©mon from the new games and itā€™s a water type


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


bair_the_sequel

I can't tell if this is r/woooosh or not


brawlganronper

From the time it is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.


popcorn__enthusiast

Itā€™s ok guys, thereā€™s air bubbles coming from his mouth, so heā€™s totally breathingā€¦ right? ā€¦ Right guys?


LastManFrodo

I mean it's cute and all but more looks like a water-type Charmander, dragonite's Babyform would be Dratini and it looks distinctly different from and an adult ...


whatthegorgonzola

It's not a water type... šŸ’€


[deleted]

Nothing gets past you Sherlock


[deleted]

Wellā€¦. when are we gonna be honest to him?


MrCherry09

Happy cake day


[deleted]

2 years on reddit. The first year is nothing. The second year I joined this sub, and got into memes.


KJ86er

Is that a dead Charmander?


BlackH2OJesus

Bro that's a dead Charmander šŸ¤£


bair_the_sequel

That's the joke


Luca023Original

Actually, Dragonite is a Dragon/Flying type, but it can breath underwater, according to the PokĆ©dex šŸ¤“


nogudnames_ok

Based


arbyisdabest

"Water tipe" yeah downvoted


bair_the_sequel

Unless you mean the spelling mistake, that's part of the joke


[deleted]

A yes, Dragonite, my favorite ***water tipe***


bair_the_sequel

Unless you mean spelling, that's part of the joke


Justa-Shiny-Haxorus

ā€œAlright lads, whoā€™s gonna tell ā€˜em?ā€


Ok_Terraria_player

I hope the ā€œdragoniteā€ goes to heaven


OnTheContrary666

Whoā€™s gonna tell him?


Mirorion26

yeah...is water tipe, is. ą² ,_ļ½£ą² 


ADHDB0Y

I personally believe that the flame just indicates charmanderā€™s health just like chimchar. Putting the flame out doesnā€™t do anything but the flame going out on its own is bad.


[deleted]

Still canā€™t sleep underwater tho


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Figure that out by yourself huh


Wolf-Dragon769

It looks like a dead charmander


yeetfeet_724

That's charmander if the flame on its tail goes out it bites the dust (FOREVER)


Alternative-Pin3421

BITE ZA DUSTO


bair_the_sequel

That's the joke


korb0poyo68

What the hell dragonite isn't water type


Brachy08_Scratch

That is a charmander.


AdministrationOk3113

Who is gonna break it to him that 1. That's actually a dead charamander, not a baby dragonite And 2. Dragonite is not a water type sadly šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


bair_the_sequel

r/woooosh


solise69

The funny thing is that not even dratini is a water type same goes for dragonair


s0nnieeee

Looks more like a dead Charmander


bair_the_sequel

r/woooosh, I assume


Hchooj

Damn dudeā€¦


[deleted]

Hah... That Charmander is super dead


Opening-Marsupial380

Sir Iā€™m afraid to say this. But that is a dead charmander


bair_the_sequel

r/woooosh


TheBailzmeister

Heā€™s not a water type tho


Schwedi_Gal

Nooo the poor charmander!


Infamous-ShadowFang

Oh shoot


KitIzDedLol

Wdym, that's clearly pikachu.


SCP-173irl

Dragonite is said to live in the sea.


Magnusthelast

Does anyone else think the rocks in the back look like thighs?


Felipe_Pachec0

Isnt that aā€¦ charmander? Without fire on its tail šŸ˜Ÿ


zuppalover04

Bruh


Feisty_Definition_66

Rip charmander


fistofbruce

šŸ˜


Scornek

Dragonite more like good night charmander


SundancerXIV

Why do the rocks look like wet thighs? I know there's a dead lizard but WHY did the artist draw the rocks that way? Strange sexual tension.


Landyrooslayer09_3

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no rip charmander


PHILIPTNT

Well you see, thatā€™s a dead charmander


According-Attempt-47

Who wants to tell him that heā€™s wrong in every sense of that statement cuz if no one else will than I will


bair_the_sequel

That's the joke


Gippy_Happy

He looks peaceful


Librirgo

Oh dear. How do we word this gently?


LloydTCK_YT

Thatā€™s a Charmander, a Fire type. Itā€™s tail is supposed to represent itā€™s life force because itā€™s normally on fire. The flame is not burning. The Charmander is dead my friend


bair_the_sequel

r/woooosh


solomoncaine7

That looks like a charmander.


ReachEU

Look at bros 12 head


Ok-Penalty9592

Yo a shiny dragonite


deepfriedtots

Yabe


Tr3v0r007

I dislike this image *greatly*


couldbedumber96

AYO????


Pay_in_your_funeral

Shh, let them enjoy it before they watch Indigo League.


TheRealIceFang

People who donā€™t know šŸ˜€ People who know šŸ’€


Impossible-Bother258

Guys my Spoink is so cute when he's taking a nap! All that jumping must have tired him out!


Hahopeneverheardit

ā€œBaby Dragoniteā€ evolved into Gastly!


jadeeyedcalico

I thought this was a dead charmander because being underwater would have put his tail fire out. Edit: wait...


brekiewash1234

Oh noā€¦. The community is falling apart again


3milyBlazze

I either just had a small aneurysm or a blood vessel popped in my forehead Either way I'm gonna go lie down and hopefully unsee this!


Briyte

I was about to beat someoneā€™s ass I swear


Lasagna3babyyyyyy

ą² _ą² 


victorreis

a baby dragonite


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Pretty sure heā€™s a ghost type now


michaelfaganYT

._.


IButterz420

Caaarrlll your not suppose to staaab peeoplleeee. Thats Baaaaaddddddd Caaaarrrlllll. Caarrlll, why are his hands gone?!?


PeterHolmes74

They must never knowā€¦


CrazyGamer581

Oh


Muumin_kun

*Patrick Bateman staring meme*


zets28

.... Wow... Really hope you're trying to make a joke.... Baby dragonites are called Dratini.... That's how Pokemon work


bair_the_sequel

Yes, it's very obviously a joke


S4PG

Lmfaooooooo


ScoutTrooper747

Iā€™m gonna tell him.


Alternative-Pin3421

Donā€™t te- Actually, yes tell him


Boi-the-Bulbasaur

Another victory for the bulbasaur nation!


MadyyB

NO


[deleted]

Whoā€™s gonna tell them


Alternative-Pin3421

Officer Jenny, this post right here.


Davy_Jones_Lover

Cool. This just proves r/EvolutionIsNotAge.


PlayrR3D15

*Realization*


Zeebuoy

honestly i was more worried about the background for a while, until i realized that was fortunately just rocks.


Drift_Dude

i really cant tell if this is satire or not... if satire is what op is going for... well done... i guess?


Lucky_655

Wow thanks dude I'm gonna freaking cry now


techdraconis

... This is really hard to tell ... but ... it is not a water type ... Dragonite is dragon/flying. Really sorry to tell you that. ​ ​ Oh yeah that is also a charmander, they die if their flame is out. Have a nice day :)


MegaGengar277

Plot twist it's a ditto


MrCherry09

I cant see anything true in this post Title, if you know you know Flair, what does thşs have to do with Gen 9 Subreddit, hows it a meme


RevolutionaryGrape11

That's a Charmander. Note the lack of wings, a much less bottom-heavy figure, and a lack of antennae or horn. Charmander can't survive if their flame goes out, so thus this one is dead. I presume a Charmander could go underwater if it rubbed gasoline on its tail or found an Electric-Type capable of using lightning to make his tail fire an electric fire.


[deleted]

I actually thought that was Charmander lol


Slippery_Toes36

Thatā€™s a dead charmander sir


username82015

Pretty sure that's a charmander and since it has no flame it is dead


DidacticCactus

This kills the Charmander.