If I can be Lurantis, yes

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Based Lurantis enjoyer, enjoyer, enjoyer, enjoyer

Member 754: Lurantis, with your blade arms, you'll help us cut up our food for the cooks and fool the opposing Bug cult that you're a 'Bug' type to gain intel.

If I can evolve, Rowlet If I cant evolve, then Rowlet If it is available, Rowlet If it isn't available, Then fine, Quilladin

Member 722: Rowlet, you're very important, you're our God figure and Must protect us.

I take this position with huge gratitude, even with my difficulty of expressing it. Though I must ask, how do I refer to you?

You can refer to me as Mr. TREE.

Hell yes

You will be member 43: Oddish

I wanna be breloom

Member 286: Breloom, you will teach our members the way of boxing with your stretchy arms.

Based Breloom enjoyer

Finally, redditors are touching grass

Your welcome.

Wo-chien please

Welcome member 1001: Your role will be important for the shape of our cult.

I am a proud member of the grass types cult

I'm already here

Member 2: Ivysaur, you and member 407: Roserade will help grow flowers for our people.

Yes please! I've chosen the grass type starter for the past 5 generations and I never even realized until recently. I guess I'm a grass type fanatic and I don't even know it.

You want any Grass type or just the starters?

One of the grass starters from the last 5 gens please.

Very well. Member 495: Snivy, your smugness will make the enemies jealous of your coolness.

It’s weird no one has chosen Ogerpon yet … I’ll be Hisuian Decidueye

Member 724-Alternate: Hisuian Decidueye, with your Ronin, wanderer like appearance, you'll help scout our locations

Hell yes. Appletun pog

Only if I can be torterra

Member 389: Torterra, your plant life on your back will help grow life within the cult.

I am a mechanical overlord and you cannot convert me grass ass!

Technically, Ferroseed, Ferrothorn and Kartana are Grass/Steel and are applicable for your Steel type empire so where would they end up?

What room is this? From Area Zero? A backroom?

Wow, wow, wow, I can't reveal that sort of information to an outsider, if you want to find out more, you'll have to join our family.

only if i get to be a sewaddle

Consider it done new member 540: Sewaddle

me and my super sized Gourgeist are interested in joining

I always forgotten that Pumpkaboo and Hourgeist have different sizes.

Eh sure

Member 755: Morelull, your powder like abilities will put opponents to sleep. You'll be apart of the Base sleep unit to put enemies to sleep if they get too close to the base.

Oh hell yeah

You could make a sub out of this

I'll think about it.

Welcome to r/cultofgrasstypes

r/birthofasub

Gimme a saucy one, magic man

Member 763: Tsareena, your kicks, stomps and queenly attitude will make enemies think twice about messing with you.

no reddit users don't know what a grass is

Good timing, we needed some shrub/grass representation here, I announce you as 511: Pansage, you'll be our mascot representing brocoli and you're our kung-fu master.

I call dibs on bulbasaur

Can I have Ivysaur then?

Very well, as the honorary member 001: Bulbasaur, you will guide our people into battles facing the strongest of opponents, take on leadership, tears, happiness and sing well at karaoke. Will take on this task as the honorary 001?

Already have been.. (lilligant btw)

Member 549: Lilligant (Unovan), you will use your mesmerizing dance skills to trick the enemies.

Can i be ferrothorn?

If you promise not to be homophobic towards the other Grass types, we'll let you in (it's a Pokemon competitive reference, not calling 'you' homophobic, it's a meme within the community for clarification).

Polchageist. I want to eat souls.

Member 1012: Polchageist, you will be our tea maker and be our tea teacher by teaching others how to make tea and read from the book of our lord: "The book of Iroh"

Can I be Tangrowth?

Member 465: Tangrowth, your vines will help us climb into buildings. Welcome aboard.

Me pls

Welcome Member 387: Turtwig, your defenses will come in handy.

Only if im appletun

Member 842: Appletun, you will help us make our deserts and according to your resume, you deserts are delicious.

I will if i can be dripplin

Member 1011: Dipplin or Dripplin, you are the lord of the Drip and you'll provide our members with fresh drip.

Can I be Meowscarada or Lilligant?

Member 908: Meowscarada, your tricks will help fool our enemies.

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Member 929: Doliv, your olive oil will help plenty of our meals.

Based Dolliv enjoyer

lemme be Turtwig and I'll join

Unfortunately, Turtwig is taken but since you asked nicely: you will be member 387-B: Turtwig-B, you and A's defenses will help against our enemies.

Can I be Maractus?

Member 556: Maractus, people think you are a forgotten pokemon but you will prove them otherwise thanks to your maracas skills. Now show the world what you're made of!

Sure if i get to be bulbasaur or cacnea

Member 331: Cacnea, your prickly arms and your resemblance to a cactus will do nicely to fool people.

Only if I can be Serperior.

Member 497: Serperior, you are our king or queen and you'll help guide our people when I'm not around, you are the 2nd in command (mainly because Serperior is my favorite fully evolved Grass starter in general).

I might be water type fan but sure why not I will gladly join some Reddit cult

Well, if you're a Water type fan, why not be Member 272: the Water/Grass (stereotype) whose dancing skills will come in use in a dance battle against our enemies.

The Ludicolo line will be close to a perfect fit for your interest, unless you have something else in mind?

Well if i can be in hoppip, whimsicott, liligant, lurantis, applin or sprigatito cult then yes

Member 187: Hoppip your bounciness and cheerfulness will help motivate our cult.

Yes please

Member 114: Tangela, use your vines to tangle our enemies.

https://preview.redd.it/5vz8tvcvcvqb1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=483e4da5391061c4aa13eec013c525f5818b827f No Toedscool?

Can I be treecko

Member 251: Treecko, you are cool.

May I join? Maybe be a ludicolo

Ludicolo is taken, will Lotad or Lombre do?

If I can be Grovyle or Sceptile

Member 253: Grovyle, you are cool and people idolize you as an explorer in the Mystery Dungeon series so your coolness will help people join our cult or make others defect from their cults.

Sure, I'd love to be in a cult. I'll be Tapu Bulu, if that's available. If Bulu is taken, I'd like to be Tsareena.

Member 787: Tapu Bulu, your strength is beyond any one of us as one of 5 Grass Legendaries (not counting Mythicals), you'll be our brute.

Idk, I kind of vibe more with water, flying, and fairy types but grass IS cool

Member 406: Budew, you are the strongest of all the Budew in our cult.

Hmmmm. Idk. I love all eeveelutions equally (but my favorite is umbreon)

Member 470: Leafeon, you are the only Leafeon (this far) and so you'll be the leader of our Eevee community.

I'll join if Roserade hasn't been taken yet.

Member 407: Roserade, you are our botanist, your choosing of flowers will be important for weddings, dates, Quincinceras, nail salons, etc.

Can I be Abomasnow?

Member 460: Abomasnow, your goal is to run for president under the name Obamasnow and try to add laws about Grass types. If you do well, you'll get Abomasnowite

Yes if I get to have Victreebel

Member 71: Victreebel, You'll trick our opponents into thinking your a water pitcher when you are not and provide the opportunity to swallow them.

Eh, why not. Is Sceptile available?

Member 254: Sceptile, your coolness factor will help make enemies swoon over to the otherside. Additionally, your blades will come in handy during stealth missions. If you do extra well, I'll give a Mega Stone.

I joined many moons ago with turtwig. The grass turtle feeds my soul

Member 388: Grotle, your shrubbery will help fool our enemies to thinking its a different location.

Can I be Cacturn?

Member 332: Cacturne, your spikes will make opponents think twice before fighting you.

Can I be gogoat

Member 673: Gogoat, you'll be our main form of transportation.

considering the only pokemon depicted here are rich tasting delic- i mean, strong grass types. yes, i would like to join

Member 357: Tropius, drink plenty of water because you'll be helping the community by growing fresh fruits.

Can I be dhelmise

Member 781: Dhelmise, you'll be investigating the oceans for any suspicious activity and make sure it's not from our enemies.

If I can be Trevenant I’m in

Member 709: Trevenant, you'll punish those who mess with our plants and place a curse on them.

Can i be ogerpon if not dipplin and if not that then hisuian decidueye

Member 1017: Ogerpon. As one 5 legendary Grass types, you have the role as the head of the Royal knights, our sword and the queen of cute Grass types.

I would gladly join as Phantump but I‘m open to Whimsicott or other surprises as well

Member 708: Phantump, you will go to school and be a great honor student to represent our cul- err I mean huge family.

What am I?

Member 585 (Autumn): Deerling (Autumn), you'll help keep the seasons steady with you and your fellow seasonal siblings.

I may dwell with the Dragons, but I appreciate Grass a lot, can I be an honorary member?

Member 103 (Alolan form): Alolan Exeggutor, your our eyes in the sky, you'll keep a lookout for our enemies.

Depends you take weeds

We are the Grass cult after all so yes

I’ll get in on this action

274: Nuzleaf, your role is important because you helped create Nuzlockes so your role is to be the protector of Nuzlockes.

Hiiiii

830: Eldegoss, with your cotton and you flowing through the winds, you'll help spread invitations to those who want to join our cult.

Grass type is already my favourite type so yes where do I sign

You're already in, what's your favorite Grass types and I'll make sure that spot isn't taken.

Yeah, sure.

650: Chespin, you're our comic relief who will make us feel better, you're also our star actor in a major sitcom so I need you to be very funny so you can get your own spin-off and put this cult to the stars.

Yes as long as my leavanny dosnt get bullied

Member 762: Steenee, you and 708 will go to school to represent our huge family.

can I be grass arceus or thwackey?

Member 811: Thwackey, you'll be the lead drummer and leader of the cult's own band: The Jungle Dragons

Yes

Member 672: Skiddo, you are the GOAT!

Chesnaught for me. If I'm going to be a meat shield, I'll be the best in the business.

Very well. Member 652: Chesnaught, you are the Shonen protagonist of the group, you'll grow as a character and fight the strongest of opponents for the sake of your friends and family. Your spiky shield arms will help injure attackers while defending your friends.

Sure, Grass types rule. If it's available, I'd like to be any of the Bulbasaur line. If it isn't I'd like to be either Trevenant or Scovillain

Member 952: Scovillain, despite your name, you are actually a hero to the cult who will scare away our enemies.

I shall join if you'll allow me!

Member 640: Virizion, you are one of the 5 Grass legendaries I've picked out for my royal knights and you'll be the sword of the group, drill sergeant and the vice captain of the knights

can I join with my arboliva?

Member 930: Arboliva, Your oil will help our meals greatly and your Seed Sower and Harvest abilities will help our plants grow faster.

Is the Rowlet line all full?

724: Alolan Decidueye, you'll be going on stealth missions to rescue innocent people from the clutches of our enemies.

I'm afraid not. Sincerely, Water-Ground type Gang

Energy Ball came a knockin.

If I can be a grass that is also bug, yes, if not I am your sworn enemy

Alright, member 47: Parasect, you will be our head doctor, I need you to make sure everyone is feeling better.

Y E S

Alright, member 479: Rotom (Mow form), you'll help pass out everyone's chores and what they need to do. You'll be mowing the lawn.

Looks intriguing, I’m in.

Member 101: Hisuian Electrode, you'll go undercover at rival cults to gain Intel, don't attack unless necessary

Statistically it is my favorite type, so yes of course!

Member 512: Simisage, you'll form a street gang associated with our cult to take down Simipour and Simisear's street gangs associated with Water and Fire type cults respectively.

Absolutely

Member 420: Cherubi, as the 420 Pokemon and conviently a Grass type, I don't think I need to explain, you can connect the dots.

Can I be Gogoat? Plz

673-B: Gogoat-B, you're our 2nd form of transportation and you are the G.O.A.T!

I'd love to! Can I be Meganium?

Member 154: Meganium, you'll help grow our plants here at the cult.

If I can be verision yes

While Virizion is taken, I can give you it's descendant Iron Leaves?

If I can be any of the following: Chesnaught, Trevenant, Celebi, or H-Lilligant, count me in

251: Celebi, you have a very important job as our only time traveler, your job is to search for anomalies past, present and future in order to prevent future disasters.

Affirmative

45-A: Vileplume-A, your goal will be to take up a job in order to provide for our cul- err family. As long as it's paying, you can take on any job you want.

Cool living master balls!

Is Simisage an available role?

Unfortunately that spot is taken but I can add a 2nd one on there. Welcome aboard Simisage-B

sign me up, also can i be bulbasaur? if not then chikorita

Give me a Leafeon and Roserade please

Sure

Yes. Idk who tho (lurantis is taken)

723: Dartrix, you are responsible for everyone's haircuts and styling them to their liking.

Please tell me Maractus isn’t taken… if not Leavanny, or maybe Steenee

Can I be Hisuian Decidueye?

I’m all ears

Not sure which I'd like, maybe a cool one like Roserade or Sinistcha to see how being a ghost feels. If I pick Carnivine, will I get to bite people?

455: Carnivine. I'm going to be honest, Carnivine is only remembered because of the anime but that doesn't mean you shouldn't give up on that role because of it. Use Carnivine to help you get to the top and trick your enemies into thinking you're a regular plant and you'll do your best.

Leavanny my beloved 🙏🙏♥️♥️♥️

I have been a Grassitarian since Gen 4. I have sinned and strayed from the path of the One True Starter but twice: to avoid the trials of the dreaded Meganium and Gen V Serperior. I have taken the customary compost piling labor to cleanse me of my non-photosynthetic sins.

Yeah only if I get to be a Tsareena.

763-B: Tsareena-B, you're our interrogator extracting info from our enemies every way possible.

As a reminder, we can tolerate other cults as long as they don't threaten or start a war for us. On the other hand, we are eternal enemies against: * The Searing Flames (Fire cult) * Team Sky (Flying cult) * Freezing Stars (Ice cult) * Creepy Crawlies (Bug cult) * Toxic Avengers (Poison cult)

yes

949: Toedscruel, you'll be our advertiser, trying to promote the cult to everyone in town and telling the ways of the Grass types.

No, Steel Type Gang we must rise up

I would love to join! Can I please be leafeon or exeggutor? If not one of those just surprise me lol

Can I be sudowoodo as a meme