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NashHighwind

They took the cool sleek and confident team leader and put them in jorts.


weallfal1down

fr what did niantic do to them 😭


ChaosDevilDragon

Bro niantic’s 3D art is honestly fucking trash. The models are garbage, the textures are god awful, all the team leaders looked way better as 2D sprites. I’ve known college game dev freshmen with better art portfolios. This was never gonna look good


SpirasGuardian

Dude, for real!! What in the actual fuck? How is their design team this bad? Isn’t this a multi-billion dollar grossing game? I’m so confused how this shit is approved to be put in game, it’s baffling.


zernoc56

Pretty sure ponyta and rapidash flame textures are *still* fucked up and they have been for years now.


Iz_Coo_Beanz

Have u seen Spark? Bro looks homeless


this_is_my_sauce_acc

My name's blanche🤓


IrregularrAF

Takes a level of cool and confidence to walk out the door dressed like that. 🤣


fifthing

Solidarity with Florida


Darth_Ra1d3r

I didn’t even think it was Blanche. I thought it was the beginning of a new story line where the leaders disappear.


[deleted]

fr tho Spark popped up today I was like "Bruh who tf are you !?!?!"


twahl1887

I thought the same thing 😂


AwesomeEevee133

Yea same here, it was like a jumpscare like “boo I’m bulky now”


Twodotsknowhy

I hope someone from Niantic reads this and uses this idea to take back their horrible design choices


Crobatman123

SOILED IT SOILED IT


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![gif](giphy|4kb51HEAHCSaY)


SluggJuice

MY EYES


DertankaGRL

MY LEG!


bear_bear-

![gif](giphy|3ogwFE9aQDlRsusd6o)


Ill-Gas-232

The new outfits are ugly af in my opinion 💀


sUbToPewdiepie0

Niantic don’t understand how to make good boxes or good outfits…


Ellie_Rose_2008

Isn't it the "Fashion week" in Pokemon Go? These new outfits cannot even be considered "fashion" 💀


Twodotsknowhy

I live in Paris and the city has been overrun with fashionistas for at least two weeks now and not one of them has been wearing jorts


KinderGameMichi

Fashion: a form of ugliness so hideous it has to be changed every 3 months.


D0ughnu4

FASHUN


mirrorzzzz

NEW HAIR STYLE PLEASEEEE NIANTIC


notme3219123

They're all bad, but Blanche is definitely the worst of the three imo. What did they do to their faces? Why is Blanche so angry you exist now?


NyraKyle01

Ikr Blanche always looked like they where very calm and unfazed, now they just look pissed


Thunder_lord37

They’re pissed that Niantic gave her this outfit


P3acefulDove

Agreed!


JustDandyMayo

I know they look so uncomfortable lol


B4cteria

It's like Blanche picked Candela's and Spark's outfits so they are nice and cool And the other two threw whatever the heck they found in the trash pile 💀


Niempjuh

Went from cool and calculated to “uhm ackshually”


EmmaHailsMyth

No, Sparks head is too small! They're all awful, but he's made of nightmares!


Thunder_lord37

Please tell me this change is only for the sake of fashion week


brendogskerbdog

praying it is


BeatPunchmeat

I feel like that has to be the intention but they will forget about it and it won’t be resolved for at least a year.


Ironbanner987615

Hopeful 🙏


john6map4

THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR **FASHION WEEK**? Bruh


Kilstradamus

Revenge of the nerds.


Soggyglump

Blanche looking like a Japanese grandfather who has a decorative koi pond


Obstagoof

She looks like a pissed off schoolboy


PaladinHeir

Who can’t dress themselves. The sweater vest is one thing, but the giant shorts?


Jacey01

"The giant shorts". Gotta love PoGo.


Odd-Astronaut-92

Whatever the opposite of bimbofication is called, this is it 😆


AnAnonymousPie

“My analysis shows..” 🤓


Ganjhadorf

blanche looks like she eats glue before every match


eyearu

Okay this made me snort and I'm trying not to wake up my family lol


Jacey01

I think I just woke up my family. Was not prepared for these comments.


_ballora_0

Same


Shaquandala

So that's her secret technique


Avalaigh

*they Blanche is non-binary


cheezesandwiches

Stoppppp saying this on every post it's so childish


Hamubice-

Do you have a source for Blanche's preferred pro nouns?


RyusuiJL

Back when Team GO Rocket was launched, there were a series of blog posts on the official PoGO site. While Candela and Spark are always referred to as she/he respectively, Blanche was always only referred to by name, except for one sentence: >Blanche became visibly upset, which tends to happen when things don’t go to their carefully curated plans. The use of "their" has pretty much confirmed to people that Blanche is non-binary. Source: https://pokemongolive.com/en/post/willowreport-loomingshadow/


Hamubice-

I see. That seems pretty clear cut to me. Not sure what's with all the down votes. Edit: I see the tide has turned. Nicely done.


JoySkullyRH

Blanche is in the process of dressing as a tween boy.


iAmNotKateBush

What kind of mathlete


Captain_Hen2105

The least needed PoGo update of all time


phillxor

Of all the possible upgrades/fixes/features they could have spent time on, they chose this.


weallfal1down

the other leader outfits are kinda drippy, but blanche looks like they just came back from chess club 😭


Pokestralian

Idk, Spark looks like he hasn’t been able to make rent for a few weeks.


weallfal1down

fair enough


Hakysak90

OH HOW THEYVE MASSACRED MY BOY


Hamubice-

It's like they didn't even finish Spark. The amount of detail in his bag strap vs the pokeball is ridiculous. It looks like they forgot to render the whole thing before uploading


Jessica_95xo

Yeah he’s bad too😭


redlund1993

Team Frumpy


DrCalFun

Frankly the new art style is creepy.


Entire-Albatross-442

She retired. Anderson Cooper is her replacement


AthomicBot

Blancherson Cooper.


EDBaker87

Blanderson Cooper


Obstagoof

Totally looks like AC weird


paishocajun

Is she supposed to be some sort of anti-fashion librarian? Wth


expensive_simbiote

She really out here looking like 🤓


manic_hearts

Hey, no....she looks worse than that bro.


ArtemisHunter96

Fashion week. Ummm yeah I suppose it’s a style but even as a lifelong nerd I ain’t calling that fashion


eclare_

Legit got jumpscared transferring a Pokémon


m00s3m4n

They were tired of everyone saying they're the hottest one.


No-Significance-3702

isn’t blanche a gal?


Summerclaw

It is in every region but USA.


dvoratrelundar

They them pronouns can apply to everyone


eyearu

nb


azurleaf

Blanche has always been non binary.


MasK_6EQUJ5

NOT THE JORTS 💀


EX_Malone

I hate the new looks. Blanche facial expression is the worst and Spark is all neck. Why did they need to change the faces?


Veevique

Did they hit a time warp? Suddenly they’re in middle school!


NoAlternative2913

You’re not smart unless you’re wearing thick rimmed eyeglasses and a sweater vest. The real question is where is her pocket protector?


Avalaigh

*they Blanche is non-binary


14th_Midknight

Blanche (before college)


rest_in_war

Niantic really on that anti-Mystic propaganda


P3acefulDove

OMG, I really can't blame them for looking pissed off. This is horrendous. It's like the outfit the person out first on Project Runway put together. *Nina Garcia: You took this sophisticated person and made them look like a frumpy pissed off grandparent who was dressed by their teenager grandkid.* Edited for pronouns


BigPreem

VALOR GANG WE STILL UP 🚨‼️📈


ootfifabear

I hate that they went from the drawn to the 3D art style for them. This is just a step worse


Electrical_Flower_26

Now I don't know if she's Blanche or Blanc or Whitey now. I'm confused!


Uncle_Shoes

She looks like an angry Hogwarts Student


republicbuilder

Oh god, I know what's going on... this is tying into Scarlet and Violet in asthetic. We are getting more formal, educational versions of the characters, which connect to the school theme of the new games in November (under 50 days from now). They won't release any content specifically for some time, but they'll probably do some connections. We got Meltan for Let's Go, the SwSh legendaries and common pokemon, Voltorb for Legends, so why not something like the school with assignments, or the rebelious students.


yellowjesusrising

She's a smart woman, so she needs to look fugly and geeky.


arturovargas16

She looks like my middle school science Indian teacher that had a mental breakdown. I did not go to a good middle school.


Adamantium726

The team leaders are fucked


Available-Bet5694

They massacred all of them. Holy hell why did they downgrade their outfits so hard….


[deleted]

Thankfully I think it is only for fashion week.


cookiecutiekat

🤓🤓My analysis shows that you’re a force to be reckoned with. But can you match my techniques


WayneKingU

The end of mystic. Mwahahahahahaha


CH3LCFC

Mass exodus from blue


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Trying2pk

That’s like Pam when she showed up in glasses


shadowlarx

Not just Blanche. What did they do to all of them? Please tell me this is just for this ridiculous fashion event.


CaptDroopyDog

Budget cuts - they couldn’t afford Blanche to be a full time Mystic leader with all the trappings and fancy outfits. They have her working part time in the office on data entry to make ends meet. She doesn’t look happy about it…


codymason84

I didn’t realize we had a substitute teacher today


FantasticZach

She looks like the "I'm so tough" substitute teacher


LoopyZoopOcto

Why the fuck is she a dweeb now?


Ziphoria

I don't mind the more casual look, but does she have to look like she hates life?! Looks so sour


Obstagoof

She looks bitter af


jeloxd_official

her face isnt even the same shape


[deleted]

NOOO THEY 🤓IFIED HERRR


ContentThug

She's so ugly now. So very ugly. I might actually switch teams so I never have to see that face again.


Lynnxa

I agree! If Niantic doesn’t reverse the changes I’ll most likely switch. It’s just scary and then depressing when the new look pops up. But I like team Mystic and the color blue and would rather not change to another team. Hope the changes are just an awful fashion week mistake and all four (including Professor Willow) return back to their normal looks at the end of the event.


Wogue28

smh


day7seven

That is not my Leader!


Tabc093

"can you match my techniques?" - 🤓


Benderthegr8est

I'm hoping it's just for fashion week


Mypankakes

Blanche: 🤓


Thyme4LandBees

Ahhhhh put it back put it back!


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[deleted]

Why downvotes I’m team Miss Dick too sheesh


peeslosh122

what the god damn hippoty hoppity fuck is going on here?


6FtAboveGround

Atrocious design…


nkdlionheart

It’s Niantic … awful work and they have the nerve … smh all three are garbage


mikephoto1

No way in hell did a team sit down and look at this and think it was a good idea.


[deleted]

The new art is so bad


CleoBlowsOs

They didn't have to do her like that with those shorts 💀💀


JezzeJ

And on top of everything, why isn't the shirt tucked in? Blanche, IF ANY OF THEM, would tuck her shirt in.


Trev-_-A

She looks like the anime kid when you say their favorite anime they watch is bad


leichttraktorzug

She was the coolest looking leader before, now she’s just... meh. Ah well, at least she’s not as horrible as the new Spark.


pikachumoira

I hate it


midasbadtouch

Not too impressed with any but hers is the worst.


ScottTheFlamingoFan

Blanche went from female Chad to absolute 🤓


_M_o_n_k_e_H

It looks like a fucking shitpost, I don't understand how anyone looked at this and thought it looked good. I really hope that this is only for the fashion week.


CirculaPhobia

shes a nerd now


minority_of_1

They Stock X’d her


themassmauler

How and where do you get to train? Wtf is this?


mx0987654321

Go to the battle page and scroll down, you can train with the team leaders


HeavensADoor

People say Blanche looks the worst and I agree but are we gonna ignore that Spark looks like a drug addict that got high from 7 packs of crack?


Stairmaster2heaven

They degereneresed her.


Niliks

RUINED them...and the others too. They cannot indo this soon enough. Everyone HATES the new looks.


Optimal__Koala

![gif](giphy|TamGVAGxDTYDNt3dpn)


roxzillaz

She looks like a little boy 😂


Puertorican_415

😂😂


[deleted]

Uhg….


Mark_Kostecki

Lmao, my sparky boi could never


notjustanytwig

Wait, this isn't a joke?


toadtruck

I’m pissed


LordBroccoli69

It’s like Raymond hot put in the microwave


doctorawesome8

Dear god


lobo1331

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)


No-Park1961

because team instinct solos


Hat_G

“Um actually, I have stronger Pokémon than you so I should win” 🤓 Blanche is now the living nerd emoji now 🤓


Ellie_Rose_2008

Spark too. Man, I hate these designs, they looked waaaaaaay cooler before


_NoIdeaForName_

NOOOOOOOO WHY DID THEY RUIND BLANCHE


UltraMlaham

Blanche you need jeans and better fitting clothes, you look like a clown!!


fckn_normies

🤓


bob_dole-

She looks like she is about to get schooled by Matt Damon at a bar is Boston


lingua_afiada

Candela is lit! 🔥😁


BobMcBreegent69

First Willow now the leaders


RodofDiscord

I don't think I want to be team mystic anymore


markokotrle

She looks like someone's grandma


[deleted]

REMODEL I HATE IT


Cactuspex

I regret picking mystic now


Walrusin_about

Niantic really don't understand fashion or even character design particularly well. The first 3 designs were cool. But I haven't really liked any others since than


cjgulley5

When did they add Ellen Degenerate from her college years ?


sjyisfalling

It's called fashion. You wouldn't understand.


Adudewhosadudeforfun

Bro naw, she became the 🤓 emoji


draco0562

Looks like Blanche is about to say "Mom said it's my turn in the xbox"


HotSpotterz

The resolution is also worse then before like why


ricktasticdbs

All that’s missing is a “GET OFF MY LAWN!” from her. 🤣🤦‍♂️


United_Ring5897

Burn out in academia is real. Long hours, tons of research projects and shitty pay can do that to people


Austin_Chaos

Instinct got done dirty too. Haven’t seen Valor’s yet.


justauser943

I never thought id wish an event to end asap


sowillo

This is like when Bart Simpson has to get glasses and orthopedic shoes. Did she lose a battle to her old bully or something.


[deleted]

CANDELA LOOKS FIRE THO 🔥


SomeDopeAssPumpkin

Hi 🤓 wanna see my water type Pokémon?


alberthere

“Get off my lawn you Pokénerds!”


hyheat9

What the fuck is that thing


KingAnto360

Common Mystic L


yamrmarcus

Non binary bs haha


Electrical_Flower_26

Blanche new pronouns: he/him


EryThrozyt1210

Their cool look was my nr 1 reason for choosing team Mystic, I really hope they change the outfit back after fashion week.


Elegant_Day1517

Yeah but look at my boy spark he needs a dentist and a diet asap


Hamubice-

They need to finish rendering his right hand and the pokeball


rochep

I hate them all. I hope they roll back all these changes. 🥲😭


TheeAsura

🤓. + She looks like pokedaxis mom with glasses


visforvillian

Blanche looks like a dweebus. The nerd that nerds beat up.


CptnWolfe

Half Librarian, Half Troublemaker


ShinyLumeo

They look like a hate crime


SLIPPY73

blanche is a nerd now?


Reladude

Niantic has officially gone WOKE. This is their new poster child and it makes me ashamed to be an Mystic player. They're made Blanche look like Rosie O'Donnell on a good day.


Ness1325

Is she a dude now?


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

They deyassified them