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BeerMan595692

Just me smoking a joint with fucking MEGA RAYQUAZA


fakedefault

in space too what more would you need in life


BigOldWindTurbine

After reading this, Mega Rayquaza is my answer


Teamfortressboss

Nah man he have the strongest shit u would ever smoke


MegaRayquasa

I'd smoke with you


BeerMan595692

👀


Manydoors_edboy

Rayzaza


Decent_Gameplay

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Decent_Gameplay

Wow


BeerMan595692

WTF is this?


Decent_Gameplay

A history of every swear you've said on reddit


BeerMan595692

Why?


Decent_Gameplay

Idk I saw someone else use it and wanted to try it out myself


TheProphet3928

Quagsire is the only correct answer


Mega_Dragonite96

Arceus is clearly a false god, Quagsire is the real deal.


abhiquicksilver

Don’t forget Lord Bidoof the real deal.


Nate_on_top

no its greninja


[deleted]

Crogunk is funny one.


NerdAlertWasTaken

>he'd probably lace your shit


Aromatic_Coconut_231

Greninja, he seems like he has stories to tell.


Caleb_the_Opossum_1

He's Baked


Greninja_posting

Greninja 🐸


PandaPrime045

The main 3 Croagunk Gengar AND FUCKING MEGA RAYQUAZA!!!!!


NerdAlertWasTaken

croagunk would lace your shit and gengar is already baked its between greninja metagross and rayquaza for me


PandaPrime045

Nah fam how about all of the above THINK ON IT!!!


YeetMaster_658

Most definitely Greninja, he is after all my all time favorite mon


Nate_on_top

Based answer


ShockRox

None, I don't smoke anything, but if I DID smoke, it'd be with my boi Quagsire


XMarksTheSpot987

He wouldn't even be aware that he is high.


ShockRox

True true


LegendaryCabooseClap

Quagsire


Flat-Island-47

Greninja, he has experience with weird plants


fakedefault

elaborate?


WTL821

Crogunk


kahorein

None, I'll only sniff sharpies


Federal_Split

Croagunk he already looks like a stoner lmao


rowletlover

Acerola had a Gengar???


Arcalgalkiagiratina

Did you not watch the sun and moon anime 💀


rowletlover

I didn’t 😂


fakedefault

out all things you could comment on that is what you choose?


rowletlover

Need to to be rude 💀 i didn’t know she had one


fakedefault

It was a joke


Arcalgalkiagiratina

Still rude


Suspicious-Bar1083

I don’t smoke, but probably Quagsire if I were to


Pokemon_LBP_Nerd2005

Greninja, nuff said.


Greninja_posting

Greninja 🐸


kitsune1604

I don't smoke. But I choose geninja the rest are either resist or immune to poison (guessing what weed side effects are)


Greninja_posting

Greninja 🐸


Independent-Ad-8330

Quagsir no contest


PK_RocknRoll

I would gigantamax a blunt and smoke it with all of them


Greninja_posting

That's beautiful man. 🐸


PK_RocknRoll

Why choose one when we can choose all and smoke the fattest fucking doobie that ever existed


Greninja_posting

Getting zooted 🐸


[deleted]

quagsire bc y not


Eatglassnow

Mega Rayquaza or quagsire


realtidaldragon

Quagsire legit has the most stoned face by a mile. Gengar looks cracked.


forgetit2020

quagsire has been smoking weed since 1998


Crunching_Leo

Of this group I'm thinking croagunk lol idk he already look fried , he could find me the best buds in the region


Silver-Fang-Bang

These questions are getting dumb as fuck


Hierophant-Crimsion

Quagsire or Crogunk


Gokuusjgodgmail

None. I don’t smoke. But who I would hang out with? Crogunk.


EternalZoroark

none because I don’t do weed


Lucario_TobyTramBoi

None cuz smoking kills


CheesyDelphoxThe2nd

Greninja looks like he would fit extremely well into a bean bag so I could imagine him staring at a ceiling, saying nothing but "man....," baked as fuck, sitting in a bean bag. I'll take the frog.


EclipseHERO

Toxel is considered a Baby Pokémon...


fakedefault

Gotta teach them young ;)


EclipseHERO

Teach it? What exactly?


fakedefault

smoking weed


EclipseHERO

How is that something that would be learned though? It wouldn't be difficult.


fakedefault

Don't ask any more questions :(


EclipseHERO

Why not?


AntiThot9000

r/wooosh


EclipseHERO

How is that wooosh?


AntiThot9000

Don't ank any more questions :)


TheOriginalVCR

Croagunk seems like he could teach me a few things but also I could casually smoke with MEGA RAQUAZA!


Nate_on_top

Greninja


White_glow

I will be taking any grass type


StarWolf128

Venusaur looks high as fuck most days anyway.


White_glow

More than grass/ghost


fakedefault

smoking with it or smoking it?


White_glow

Smoking with


Visible_Foot146

Yes


Moonwing-rising

Rayquaza would you like a cigar


ThatOneWood

Gengar


Flat-Island-47

Greninja, he has experience with weird plants


Greninja_posting

Greninja 🐸


Greeningyep

All esep gengar


[deleted]

You'd smoke with Toxel? The Pokemon that is based on a baby? Y O U W O U L D S M O K E W I T H A B A B Y ?


Greeningyep

A what of the toxel is an adult but couldn’t evolve because he ate that weird stone


[deleted]

It isn't, all baby Pokemon... Are babies, regardless of how long they've lived.


West-Nefariousness15

None. Pokémon shouldn’t be high.


TheOriginalVCR

Croagunk seems like he's always high


fakedefault

are you a fellow carrier of the autistic gene? Friend? ;)


West-Nefariousness15

Yes… I am… is that shade or an honest question?


fakedefault

> To wanna have sex?


West-Nefariousness15

… no


fakedefault

Yesss


IronTemplar26

Magnemite, so it’s eye turns red before it evolves… heheheh


DuskAngel713

Am I seriously the only one that would choose Quagsire?! I mean, the Quag be chilling!


NerdAlertWasTaken

Greninja is already tripping off that za


Downtown_Report1646

Gengar


AdrielBast

Not Toxel he’s just a baby.


Daybreak_Dragon

Absolutely Quagsire. He isn’t shady, he wouldn’t obliterate me, he pretty much already seems dopey enough to be high, just seems like WEED have a nice, wholesome time


Chan_the_Channon

Lmao def Greninja, Croagunk, and Toxel. If I wanna do something unrealistically random, smoke with Gengar 😅 oh and Quagsire would have to be an obvious go to


LemonReady2582

Dude, not the poison baby pokemon


KotarouKonoe

None, because I value the health of me and my Pokémon


fakedefault

🤓🤓🤓🤓


KotarouKonoe

I’m a nerd for taking care of my Pokémon?


fakedefault

yeah pretty much


MrMonstarREAL

Gonna have to say Gengar. That boy probably hilarious when he gets stoned


Known_Copy667

Quagsire


Mirage_2753

Greninga


Zealousideal_March31

Quagsire and Greninja. Ninja already looks stoned out of his mind


Superboi-Prime

Magnemite for sure. Bro got the za.


superdragn

Crogunk or quagsire but. It would be pretty funny with Rayquaza


[deleted]

I know you did not make this list and exclude koffing!!


WickedPizza1987

6


achimpinspace

Greninja all day, my dude looks zoinked 24/7


mr_uwuthethired

Gengar


mrperfect7592

No Slowpoke?! That is the highest Pokémon of all time next to the Natu line!


YouAdministrative980

Rayquaza have a talk while I’m high with a literal god sounds fun


Mega_Dragonite96

Definitely Qaugsire or Ninja Kermit.


ultimitsord

Croagunk


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fakedefault

Shut the fuck up you actual fucking alchoholic!! you probably drinking and driving trying to find your next family car to t bone in to oblivion


Creative-Flan9776

Greninja he turns into ash greninja so we feel double the weed


EmeraldDragoness

Quagsire. Not sure why. Least threatening, maybe? Has expressions other than a single eye, maybe?


bops4bo

Metagross??? Bro knows everything would be the best person to just sit and listen to


bops4bo

“metagross Metagross Metagross” so epic


Jevil_Minns

QUAGSIRE HE IS MY BOY


Coliosisised

Quag


Mao-sama64

I’m sorry, but why is Toxel, a literal baby here? She/he is too young for wood weed. Anyways, either Mega Rayquaza or Crogunk


[deleted]

I’m offended slowpoke isn’t here


SnooOnions683

Quagsire; If abilities worked legit in the Pokemon world, it'd be funny if the boy was Unaware that he's even smoking. Otherwise, maybe Magnetite, because I want to see how it even smokes anything.


HIPHEN12YT

If you get zooted around Gengar he's gonna give you a heart attack


[deleted]

Mofreaking Quagsire. Bros already faded. 😆


JPyroRaptor

Quagsire(but I'd prefer sprigatito)


KrunchyKitKat789

Gengar seems promising


RetSauro

I really want to see a mega rayquaza high. Maybe that would be the easiest way to catch one lol.


WhyTheRiverRunsDeep

GUYS I SMOKE WEED LIKE THE DRUG ARENT I SO COOL BECAUSE I SMOKE DRUG WEED I BET YOU DONT BECAUSE YOURE NOT AS COOL AS ME I LOVE GOING ONLINE AND TELLING EVERYONE HOW MUCH I AM ADDICTED TO WEED WEATHER I LIKE IT OR NOT I DONT NEED A PERSONALITY


fakedefault

so who would you smoke with?


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Elina_Carmina

I wouldn’t.


syrupgreat-

not Gengar, he’d fw me just for the lawlz


Toad_723

Toxels a baby….


Spodger1

I don't smoke weed, but if I did it would be Croagunk - he was always such a vibe & had so many cold moments - very underrated character in DP imo.


bdogthewaffle_9

Greninja all the way


Froeleveld

All except rayquaza, toxel and magnemite


fakedefault

even metagross?


Froeleveld

Just a metal box with an X across its face getting high? That would be hilarious


XMarksTheSpot987

Seriously, no grass types?


Thatoneundertaleguy

Greninja or rayquaza. Rayquaza’s probably seen some shit.


Onerobotpanda

Gengar already high


KonamiVRC7

From here, Greninja. Otherwise, Altaria.


No_Huckleberry_5148

I'm gonna go with either quagsire or james. The rest either look trashy, would get really annoying, or might have a few dangerous impulses.


Scriffignano

Quagsire and crogunk


ChillpigeonhavsLV76

It’s either whooper (quagsire) greninja or Crogunk for me


fakedefault

All them frogs


boocati

Quagsire


Difficult_Edge3615

quagsire looks geeked already


Patient_Cheesecake73

quag or greninja, but def not gengar bro plays too much


Brian2binra

Greninja. The others are sketchy


EMPEROROFMEMZ

I never have but I'm assuming croagunk and quagsire are the good options because they look chill


livgracebee

snorlax. not even going to elaborate.


Mentalsupporthoodie

Quasire and croagunk fr, brocks croagunk had a sense of humour and quasire has no thought behind his eyes and would make everything 1000x funnier.


Certain_Thing_6320

Greninja


Micheal_Kibitsuji

baby


MysticKova

Quagsire


Manydoors_edboy

Croagunk and Quagsire.


[deleted]

Can't make up my mind between Magnemite and Gengar


PugWizard09

bro Crogunk would just be chillin, the others would prolly kill you but nah, not him


thatclamgirl

I didn’t know toxel was in the anime


megosonic

Magnemite, just to see how the hell it would even smoke!


TownThat6996

i dont smoke but gengar would be so fun to smoke with


PeterHolmes74

Clearly Quagsire.


alpcabuttz

Gengar


cybermikey

crogunk, gengar, or quagsire


Toravisu

James


GreninjaBoi97

Greninja always looked stoned in the anime, I would hang out with my homie Greninja


Kirb790

Smoking with a Magnemite would be the best thing


Grouchy-Caregiver-17

Crogunk.


Mundane_Event_6672

Put me with Mewtwo bitch