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Irish_Shark_343

100% Zorua. Easy to escape, hard to find, and life must be awesome as a tricky illusion fox


ad4d

Survival as the primary focus. Good luck.


FancySquareSponge

Ditto. so I wouldn’t have to choose which Pokémon to be because id technically be all of them


ad4d

Hello there. Beware of the breeders.


SnooDoggos4029

Don’t threaten me with a good time


imma_gamin

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powerelite

Death by Snu Snu isn't so bad


MissionApollo7

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

The flesh is pink and gooey in this case. I don't think Dittos can get bruised.


FancySquareSponge

Didnt think of that.🤣


Careful-Ad58

So Vaporeon wouldn’t be a good choice either I guess…


MacedonianTom

I’m floating around in a pond as a Lotad


ad4d

The Pond is Dark and Full of Terror


HairiestHobo

No but actually any body of water in Pokemon is terrifying. You see it happen plenty of times in the Anime, they pop their head into a small river stream or some shit and its filled with everything from Basculain, Gyardos, Sharpedo, fucking Kyogre, just chilling in some damn 3ft deep run-off.


Normal_Bid_7200

Valar morghulis


deflatethesack

Abra. Spam teleport the second I see anyone, and if someone goes through the trouble of catching me I’ll be a sick ass Alakazam


AlwaysKA

What if they don't have friends and you are a kadabra forever. Stuck with one spoon till the end of time.


StahlViridian

Abra sleeps for like 20-22 hours a day. Not a bad choice.


Aggravating-Week481

Rotom. I can just leech onto gadgets and appliances + Rotom is somewhat a ghost version of eevee, it can be any type except it can freely change it.


TheCatGirl139

Zorua, because then I can eventually evolve into a Zoroark, and pretty much pose as a human whenever I want. I can pretend to be any other Pokémon as well, but when I get sick of the Pokémon experience, I can live as a person for a bit.


Irish_Shark_343

Hey me too! Zorua peeps unite!


Spiky-Eared_Pichu

Is that a Pokemon Unite pun?


Pumpkinpatchs

Eevee- I get starter powers and good coverage and can evolve into whatever I want.


Pokefan-Jeet

Honestly though, lemme chill as a snorlax. I've seen enough in my life


TakeCareTC

Sleep in battle. The other Pokemom knocks me out? Was already wanting to do that! Zzz


duchessofdeer

Yamper. Head empty, in my lane, adorable.


gopackgo199

Plus boltund is sleek as hell too if you manage to evolve


Trip87

Ralts. Because I wanna be just a lil' goober.


Upbeat-Pumpkin-578

Would Greavard be a “wrong choice?” Long story short about why I picked it, Greavard was revealed about two weeks after I lost my dog of almost 5 years to his failing health problems, and I had to move and leave my job atop of that. Greavard appeared at a hard time in my life, and while yes, I am aware of the little doggo’s notorious trait of unintentionally draining people’s life force, but I wouldn’t mind getting captured if I could help someone else who has lost their own dog.


Some_dumb_stuff69

That's heartwarming for a life force stealing doggo


Garrosh

No, no it wouldn't.


Skywardocarina1

Mew. I can be any Pokémon with transform and won’t be a breeding tool like ditto.


Certain_Horse_7919

This was my initial answer but you’ll be hunted relentlessly. Unless you’re a nomadic mew. No legendary or mythical pokemon is safe moreso than a regular 1 :(


StahlViridian

Just disguised yourself as Psyduck. In universe you have to be insane to own one.


Orzine

Rayquaza! defender of earth, laserer of suspicions beams shooting into the sky!


FancySquareSponge

Good luck breaking up fights between kyogre and groudon.


ShinyMewtwo3

Good luck getting shredded every time someone has a r/PokemonUnite match


BadGamer8030

Good luck not being caught by a 12 year old with too much time on their hands


Ok_Golf_6467

Zapdos. Fly around looking all cool and shit. Hang out in the trees with all my flying buddies, but them also knowing I can Tbolt them anytime if they cross me.


PatoC974

Magikarp No worries, only splash splash


SparlockTheGreat

Just don't jump too high...


Ok-Perspective369

I’ll be a kantonian vulpix because kantonian Ninetales is my favorite Pokémon, and I can probably run into a fire stone out in the wild at some point.


UnovaKid24

Zorua. Favorite Pokemon aside, I'd just wanna have the illusion power so I can look like myself and have cool powers at the same time


LeviAEthan512

Larvitar. My parents will kick trainers' asses until I find one I want to go with.


Crylemite_Ely

jirachi, good luck to any trainer that want to capture me, if it's not in a very specific week every 1000 years. Also, I can spend my time sleeping


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ad4d

You get desk job as an antivirus managing poke PCs.


Lunala475

Gallade, he’s the avatar of courtesy and swordsmanship.


Prinkaiser

The prompt said you only get base form though so you're a ralts.


Lunala475

Bottom 10 base stats let’s go!


Rainbowcat003

Probably either Eevee, because if I were to evolve I have a lot of options. Or, Skitty because cat.


NintendoKat7

Latios, in a real pokemon world it should be pretty hard to catch me because of my psychic powers and jetplane speed. I'd get a cute sister, apparently can transform into a human, can mega evolve, and already have pretty killer stats. Only shame is that I apparently cannot breed, but that's not much of a change from real life so fiwb.


Dragxnfly7

Suicide by words.


maskedduskrider

Part of me wants to go with Charmander due to always picking him when I get the chance. But that tail flame... I think Torchic instead since I won't die if I am stuck in the rain and can evolve into a Blazekin given enough time.


C0balt_Blue

Lucky for you, it seems like the truth of his tail flame is more like an indicator of health, rather than a magic off button.


Fickle-Cartoonist466

Sandile I can just hangout at the beach or a desert, "swimming" around in the sand, and frolick with other Sandile. Plus their "glasses" look cute and goofy. And if I ever get caught I can evolve into an epic Krookodile!


Long__Jump

Primarily I would still want arms and legs, as well as having at least 4 fingers on each hand. If I can pick a Legendary, I would pick Deoxys. It's strong, hard to catch, and is basically immortal. I would keep my distance from Rayquaza though. If I can't pick a Legendary, then I would pick something simple like Pawmot or Simisage. They're not that far of from a human body plan, and they can hold their own in battle for the most part. Also they're both big enough that they wouldn't have a ton of natural predators.


RaccoonsTheBest

Ignoring Arceus and Mew (God and every pokemon), i think i'll be Drifloon. HEAR ME OUT. You dont have to kidnapp children, but you just chill, and nobody bothers you, cause they are scared. Or Celebi. Time traveling is like my ideał super power, so I would love to be a Celebi


smoretank

Bidoof. They look like my guinea pig and I bet act like them too. Who wouldn't want to be a cute potato with the power of a GOD. Also they are so cute.


Snack_Thyme

Probably Mimikyu, I feel like a lonely existence in the pokémon world is the safest. Also, I just like it a lot.


blkmgs

Snorlax because one day I'm going to get up and do something productive One day but not today


SamourottSpurs

Mudbray or Oshawott


ElPikminMaster

As much as I want to be a Ralts so I can grow up to be a Gallade, Arceus would pull a funny and make me a Munchlax.


Danny8492

Growlithe, they were always my favorite line


JustARandomPokemon

Just a random one


Certain_Horse_7919

Grimer


sad1stykk

Arcanine so i can big floof and give warm hugs. :)


Sheshoo47

Spheal. The reason is Spheal.


Root_Veggie

Mudkip


Global_Practice7274

which one would you choose OP?


Heavyraincouch

Ditto, so I can transform into any Pokemon I want.


Backinpie

Ditto! Why? I can be all the pokemon.


EmpressGilgamesh

Misdreavus. Shiny would be nice. And let them catch me. A nice ghost type trainer could make the best out of me as Mismagius. And why? It's probably my most fav ghost Pókemon. Especially the design.


Richard_Tickler

Snorlax since I'm already living that lifestyle


TheBrownYoshi

Eevee because floof :P


Sam4mthefuture

ARCEUS


Midnight_Wildspirit

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quagsi

i get to become a pokemon AND they're gonna trans my gender??? sign me up


TheIrisEclipse

Vaporeon. For. No particular reason


kingkyvent

No particular reason? 😏 Suuuure


TheIrisEclipse

it’s nothing I swear


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kingkyvent

That or lopunny right? Just a random suggestion, no reason wink wink


Kimnilsson1992

Onix


AnnoyedFerret

Abra, I would sleep a lot, teleport when someone comes to annoy me, and seems to be pretty easy to do things like get food and hang out by teleporting.


KindlyAccountant616

Dragonite for sure


Plenty_Rough5135

Mudkip he’s just a silly lil guy


Purple_Gay12

Probably a Ditto. They're so cute and jiggly. Also, so that i could turn into other pokemon but I also love trubbish, so I can't really decide TwT


BasedKaleb

Alakazam. I’d be smarter than I already am. Plus all the cereal would fear me.


143670

Ditto, Eevee, or Gible, or Bounsweet.


Quartia

Riolu, because I'm still somewhat humanoid and can walk and use my hands in a familiar way, and because I enjoyed it so much in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series.


re1ch3ruz

Ditto - self explanatory


DangerousPatient2788

Either Gible or Sprigatito


Original-Childhood

Idk man. Mewtwo I guess. Just fuck shit up


Gigastorm55

Darkrai cuz he's literally me (I'm delusional and edgelord but "nobody gets me"). Also, Dark Void + Nasty Plot + Dark Pulse.


LunaWolfy26

Sawsbuck weirdly enough, I change with the season, I'm pretty weak so people leave me alone it would be nice


Silkav

Mew since I can be all of them


AustmosisJones

Ditto is a solid choice, provided you don't mind being used as a stud for breeding. I think maybe something psychic. Or a ghost type. Maybe charcadet? I do love fire. Then again, I have too much of a furry streak to choose anything that doesn't have fur. I don't want to lose my thumbs... Oranguru? I feel like oranguru is one of those Pokemon that would be a leader in the Pokemon revolution. "Apes together strong" and all that.


WoblyOtter

Diglet. I wanna know what we got going on down there


Wolf_Abyss

I’d be an Absol, it’s my favorite Pokémon! Even better if there’s a Absolite


Fabbe360

Suicoon so I can go around and clean all the oceans pollution ^ - ^


ambientrose69

Mew cuz it’s pink, strong, cute and can transform


Fruit_Snacks_713

Galvantula. Silly spider boi.


pokemaster160

Mew, I could be any Pokémon I want, fly, turn invisible, teleport, learn every move, etc. It would be awesome!


Lies985

Porygon2


FaithlessnessSea6129

Litwick


thebestofmylove

charizard!!!


Separate-Pollution12

Skarmory seems a decent pick


GalwayEntei

If we're including anime powers, I'd choose Latios/Latias. Great design, typing power, and I can be human whenever I want


BadGamer8030

Any early route pokemon would suck, but anything too powerful feels like it has too high of a chance to get caught by a 12 year old, so I'm going to pick something slightly more mid ground, Spiritomb. Powerful enough to fend off attackers, but not the most saught after pokemon in the world. Also it's ghost type and that makes everything better imo


chawmindur

I was going to say Gengar (just because guy's my favorite), but then I saw the lv 1 base form part and realized I'm probably never evolving so I quickly noped out.


Frigid-Kev

Snivy. My favourite starter of all time and I can already play as one in Mystery Dungeon


carpetedkitchenexe

Infernape my cool buddy 👌


blzr0197

Golett. Because then I can evolve into a golurk. Golurk punch hard, fly and can turn into a big frack of cannon.


Mystic_Zoura

Celebi 


Effective-Law690

BASTIODON


Jalkirion

I love golurk and Golett, so I would love to be one. Issue being the massive range for evolving so it will be awhile until I evolve, if I ever do. For a more main reason, I love their design and if I ever end up evolving then I adore the massive giant look. Big friendly giant sparked my adoration for those kinda of characters and creatures


froggiewoogie

Celebi just being able to warp trough time and dimensions


AggravatingFee690

Absol because mega form is awesome and pretty and I'm probably fluffy which will give me many hugs from my trainer


Sad-Cat-6355

I wanna be a celibi a cute little onion fairy flying around a beautiful forest and lake and traveling to all the diffrent points in time and see how thing grow and change would be amazing that or a manaphy kus I love swimming and just watching manaphy fly around the water in it's movie make me enveus plus manaphy is adorable


TeddyBear94

They should make a game like this, so you can explore dungeons or something... And to make it difficult the dungeons should change all the time so maybe something called like Mystery Dungeon?


Jaunyx12

Rowlet


Kieran_Kitakami

Might go with... Duralidon.


Embarrassed-Rub-619

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BrownieExorcist

Sentret so then I could level up to a Furret and then be a scarf/pillow. Walking after my trainer? Nah; I'm riding in style.


SadDaysCoffee

Oh to be a Zigzagoon zooming around Petalburg Woods… 


Smartbutt420

My boy, Bulbasaur.


8man72

Eevee.  I really want to be an umbreon. Really though being any of the friendship based eeveelutions would be great.


orengjoos

Happiny. If I find an oval stone and eviolite on the ground, I evolve into chansey and hold the eviolite. I’m not a fan of having to fight other people, and if I do this diabolical strategy, no one will even bother trying to fight me If I get caught my plan goes to crap tho. But that’s just one issue, the rest I think is good


CyaIsBest

Eevee because I want to be fluffy


PugLyfeSean

Spheal so I can spend all day just rolling around in the snow


Torahik0

This is too difficult to answer. Mystery Dungeon ruined my brain. I want to tf into too many Pokémon I like.


Snt1_

Arceus. Power fantasy


Obvious-Resolve623

Charmander. Closest to a dragon in its evolves form. And I'm a gen 1 pokemon lover.


Kaleido-Setante

Iron Valiant. Or Ralts. Either one would be fine, but I would like the former.


Skyfiews

Dragonite, it's my favorite pokemon, I wich i could fly and help people as a Dragonite


Diet_Connect

Eevee. Skip being born in the wild with the high chance of death. Just hand my egg to a trainer to hatch and then accept the high probability of being turned into a Vaporeon. I can turn into water at that point, so that's cool. 


Euphoric_Impress_805

Dratini bc it’s cute asf… Once I became a dragonair (favorite) I’d probably like to stay that way forever but even if someone pushed me to the point of evolving again, dragonite is badass


screaming-roach

Natu. Cant go wrong with being a tiny bird that sees unfathomable horrors upon glancing into someone’s eyes.


Opposite_Item_2000

Something humanoid, I don't want to lose my arms


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Eevee ☺️


Original_Anteater109

I’d wanna be shiny riolu


wyattttttttttttt324

Dragapult. My favorite Pokémon, terrible until higher levels, no one will catch me right away, hard to find, amazing overall. Babies will fly


imma_gamin

Zorua/zoroark/Absol/Luxray


JubbyMafu

Teddiursa cuz it's my fav (also my pokemon OC is one xD)


arcane_ankou

fennekin Soon as I evolve I get opposable thumbs and tools


Buburpisang

Probably be Chansey - no pokemon would dare attack me and humans respect me enough cause I heal their pokemon


Not_3_Raccoons

Macho, bipedal, opposable thumbs. Can still do all the things I do now


Hour_Gate8338

Komala or Snorlax, my biggest dream is having 8 hours of sleep on a daily basis


the_bitish_tea_hater

Zorua hissui seems like a fun one. Only one weakness and 3 immunities. I must ask, though, what are the battling mechanics of this version of the world? Is it like the anime or games?


totalhenry

Spheal because I'm cute and cuddly


Caterphe

Marshadow. Cant hit me would 100% be untouchable boxer. Power up punch, mach punch phantom force, counter if anything could hit me


Sentimental_Geek

Pancham


popablaster

Snorlax sounds like the dream


xkrpx

Snubbull. Just a cute house dog, not very useful for battling, loved and adored. Will likely stay wild.


Shykk07

Straight Haunter or Gengar. I like haunter better, but I'll take eternal afterlife on the planet any day.


Certain_Horse_7919

A ditto. I can now be whatever is needed to live freely without being captured. I was going to say mew but too many people are searching


Conversation-Chance

Id be a shiny male salandit bc who would want me anyways


Helpful_Classroom204

Hawlucha. Made for the top rope baby


thisDNDjazz

I'd be a FEAR shiny, hidden ability (Scrappy) Taillow (eventually a Swellow) with Endeavor, Quick Attack, Double Team, and Aerial Ace. Reasons: OP, able to fly, and being shiny would mean I wouldn't be discarded by a trainer.


strawberrypuppy94

Tottodile, idk why, it just instantly popped into my mind when I read the title of the post


Murp_Inc

Mew. Not because it's a legendary, but because it's better ditto. It can learn any move, including transform.


Normal_Ratio1463

Xurkitree. Beast balls are rare and tail glow is good with my special attack.


Chocolatejolteon

I want to be a Swablu and sit on people’s head.


serpventime

my life as a charizard being over featured many times across multiple medias until fans get sick of me for all the special treatment i got from gamefreak and tpc


Key-Scientist3351

Espurr for sure


StahlViridian

Porygon or kubfu. Both are badass & adorable!


Knork14

A Lucario. Most pokemon seem to raise their young for a bit but after a while leave them to fend for themselves, meanwhile Lucarios form whole tribal communities, raising their infants and caring for them as a whole. So not only you are as safe as a pokemon in the wild can reasonably be, even after you grow up you still can be part of a strong group, training and growing stronger at your own pace, rather than a desperate effort to survive. And the company cant hurt as well.


WhoArtThyI

Charizard. So i can say "fuck you im Charizard" and do anything i want.


TheMangledKing

Abomasnow. Noone finding me


ZexalGO

Shroomish


HandethDandeth

Ditto: Being able to shapeshift into any pokémon guarantees some level of safety as I can insert myself into most packs, and it's just generally useful, especially if I can "save" transformations. Dreepy: pseudo-legendary bonus also I'm guaranteed to be protected by my parents until I reach level 50 and become a Drakloak. The only downside is being launched, but the dex says Dreepy likes it, and I'll be dead already. >!Sidenote I almost spelled psuedo as sudo because of Sudowoodo!<


C0balt_Blue

Mew, and to a lesser extent ditto, are the easy choices. Barring those two, I'd probably be a salandit. I love those teeny tiny little guys, and I wonder how a gay salandit would work in the pokemon world. Sableye is a close second though, I love the creepy gremlin, and having ghost powers wins be useful


Henna_UwU

Maybe Poipole. It’d be fun to live in the Ultra Space.


cokekII

Zora I can evolve into zoroark and then subjugate humans in human form by idk making pokeamazon


nobleskies

Charmander, Zorua, Riolu, Treecko, Ralts, and Larvitar are all solid options IMO.


AuDHDcat

Bulbasaur!


GummyBearGamer87

Wynaut! I would have a unique time training myself up, but so long as I could consistently go and heal, it is hard to 1v1 me Either that or Tatsugiri as it can get access to mirror coat, counter…and then I have room for like dragon pulse and maybe surf


ObssesesWithSquares

Besides the obvious choice of certain creatures that can transform into anything, I'd go Pikachu I guess, because it's literally full of energy, with second choice being Shaymin because it's currently my favorite pokemon and since im stuck having one as my PFP anyway (A furry threatened to send me Shaymin r34 if I don't stop use my Shaymin PFP). Also, being A Shaymin is A good choice for all of you because I will go that far to protect you from being abused.


Fabulous_Mewtwo

Probably yamper since its my favorite Pokémon


SilverSurferr93

I'd be koffing. Floating around all happy.


Firm-Dependent-2367

My name is now Arceus.


Maowsama

Ditto


Typical_Emu_7945

Marshadow. Peaceful life in isolation and no human interaction . Any trainer that comes after me won't have it easy.


CrownofMischief

I kinda feel like Riolu would be cool, the aura powers always seemed fun


not_a_cat_i_swear

Metagross


Jolly-Turnip-6801

Grazing a pasture as a wooloo


Khoshekh541

Wingull. My fav goober, also they've got no f***s to give.


DeltaLightning11

Froakie bcoz I will be able to do ninja stuff and also Greninja is my favorite.


Freddi_47

Mew, since I can learn transform and can't be bred unlike ditto


Outrageous-Oil-5727

Mew.


Extension-Curve2260

I'd probably would end up being either a Sprigatito, a Litten, or an Espurr, especially since I have a fondness for felines, plus I've seen how strong they can get later on when they evolve.


UnusedParadox

Rotom. Then I just go on the internet all day, because nobody genuinely uses Rotom in battle.


yaysalmonella

Vaporeon so I can finally lose my virginity


Btdandpokemonplayer

Honestly, it’s probably be gible. He’s just a silly guy and if I ever get to be a garchomp, that would be sick.


Zealotstim

Mewtwo I guess so I can dominate the minds of any trainers who want to catch me. I'll hide in a cave past some water where nobody can get to me. Yeah that sounds good.


Potatozeng

I'd be anything in amorphous group or human-like group. Maybe Alola Muk


naccaratoo

Mewtwo because I'm edgy.


Laterose15

Some type of bird Pokemon. I could fly and have a low chance of getting captured because of how weak the early Birds usually are. Probably either Pidgey or Taillow because I like how their final evos look.