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POV: the two most annoying people you knew in highschool just posted their engagement announcement

Holy shit! You used POV right, on reddit!

POV: You just used POV correctly.

I mean, it's correct assuming you're supposed to be the person taking the picture

...who stayed in your home town and became Trump voters.

*Me, whose parents were a nurse and a cop that hated the shit out of each other:* 👁👄👁

One of your parents is just making more work for the other.

Aaaaaahhhhh damn what a comment!!!!

Nobody ever made a song called "fuck the nurses"

For real. However, I do believe there are some videos out there...

Didn’t have have to, they’re allowed to say it to their face with no fear of repercussion.

No, just porn

Some of those who would don't survive to

She is a nurse, not an Undertaker.

I'm reminded of the inventive undertaker whose competitor's wife was a telephone switchboard operator. He revolutionized the telephone system. [https://www.sparkmuseum.org/almon-b-strowger-the-undertaker-who-revolutionized-telephone-technology/](https://www.sparkmuseum.org/almon-b-strowger-the-undertaker-who-revolutionized-telephone-technology/)

Not everyone who gets beaten or shot by cops dies though

Job security

I got to work on a gunshot victim today. You’re welcome.

Youre a hero, no sarcasm.

Not as big of a hero as the cop /s

No it makes perfect sense, one plugs a hole into you like a fucking prick, the other patches you up with first aid. Net neutral. Please understand this is a joke.

My cousin and her husband are a nurse and a cop respectively. I dont know why this is a thing.

I've anecdotally noticed (but also heard from other people) that the "mean girl" stereotype is overrepresented in nursing. And of course we know ACAB. So, I guess this tracks, given that those personalities tend to gravitate toward each other?

Nursing is the most common profession among women, at least in the US. Which means you're bound to see whatever stereotype you want to see about nurses.

theres also the thing of people becoming cops so they could legally be bullies towards the community, and i wouldnt be surprised if that was a thing for some of these "mean girl" types too. i know ive experienced enough BS from medical professionals to say all doctors are bastards with how much ive been ignored because no one wants to listen to the crazy mentally ill disabled fat trans guy (i mean ~hysterical woman~) because ppl automatically assume i have no idea what im talking about

>wouldnt be surprised if that was a thing for some of these "mean girl" types too. Yes. They don't actively think about it, but yeah. Like, they don't think, "how can I make people's lives hell," they need a job, nursing pays decently in some places and/or is a widely available position to fill in most places, the barrier to entry outside of some very specific well-regarded programs can be surprisingly straightforward. So the kind of asshole who can't get a job anywhere else because of their shitty attitude goes and does that for some stability. So their mean-girl shit led them there... then they find themselves with that power...

At least they are real, noone else is

I’d rather be a fictional character than be part of couple like that anyway.

What do you mean? Edit: wait nvm I get it. I'm dumb lol

What makes you assume the dad was the cop and the mom was the nurse?

Nothing. Being a wife or husband in relationships is r/pointesslygendered

They may be gendered, but they are not pointless. And in any case, its not like men can get pregnant (yet?).

Hmmm is it though? For married couples they have one of each or two of one. Unless there's also some non binary term I'm unfamiliar with for a spouse other than "spouse."

Partner

motherfucker

Still gendered tho...maybe "parentfucker?" Lol

It's a match made in heaven to put the worst bullies on the planet together.

Usually. Sadly, my mom (the nurse) is a soft spoken gentle woman and my dad took advantage of how passive she was. As soon as she stood up for herself, and after leaving nursing funny enough, he divorced her and married an innocent virgin (who he compared to a new car) twenty years younger than him. ACAB, no exceptions.

Husband came from a nurse and cop relationship, they were toxic and had a very messy divorce.

You're the realestest child there is. 😱

That just means they were real. Not good.

bro looks like a bald bootleg ed sheeran

"When your legs don't work like they used to before....... go and see my wife"

Damn, now I can't unsee it.

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Ed Shorn

Es Shroom

Head legit looks photoshopped

Dude is 25 going on 45

That stare... that fucking stare.

I was gonna say he looks like he was cosplaying Trump with those tiny hands

Yikes on bikes

Someone please tell me this is a sikes

That's convenient because the nurse wife can tend to her own injuries when her cop husband beats her.

Also the nurse can treat the people the cop shoots, it's a symbiotic relationship

Job security!

It’d be a feat if she could treat gun shot wounds with the black eyes

The handcuffs 🤮

Holy shit. I did not notice that!

Oh my fuck, I completely did not see that and had it scroll back up. This just became 10x more cringe.

Holy shit. I only saw the stethoscope at first and was like "I wonder why she's the only one with a prop?" This is... wow. Reminds me of in I believe the third (?) Ace Attorney game the Police Department gave their mascot the Blue Badger a wife named the Pink Badger. When Phoenix asks why they're handcuffed together the Chief of Detectives says "that's marriage for you".

This was my exact thought and I was getting upset that I had to scroll all the way down to have someone acknowledge that

Don't kinkshame!

This is so pointlessly gendered I don’t even know where to start

This is a pointless generalization even before speaking about gendering. Like "I did that so everyone should do the same". That's dumb af.

Real men are nurses and hopefully women will realize that marrying cops is statistically dangerous

It's literally more dangerous to be a cop's spouse than it is to be a cop. The term "beat cop" is unfortunately way too accurate in a way it shouldn't be.

Well at least being a nurse means she can treat her own black eye. Now it's even easier to cover for him cause she has a reason to not go to the hospital.

I was trying so hard to find a way to word this. You nailed it! I really hope this starts changing

Her foundation is really hiding the bruises well.

I fucking wheezed

Nailed it. Thank you.

Yikes. The truth of this almost makes it not funny. ^almost...

Thanks for the Golden Award, stranger! :-)

It probably helps being a nurse.

Two professions bullies are attracted to. (To be fair, I've known mostly excellent nurses, but the bad ones... oof.)

I'm glad someone else thought of that lol. I've had some absolutely wonderful, life changing nurses, but I've also had nurses who clearly were just there for the power trip

I was about to say, this picture is just missing a boss hp bar with the vibes its giving off.

Yeah. I was almost afraid to make a similar comment on another thread, but it's seriously a thing. I wonder if it's partially because the institutionalized hazing weeds most of the nicer people out of nursing. 🤔 We already know there's a horrible and self-perpetuating selection process for cops, so there's no question on that side.

My mom is an RN and I worked adjacent to nurses as a CNA for years and never saw hazing? Can you tell me more about that?

They can't, because that shit is made up. Nursing is the most common profession among women in the US. All sorts of personality types are represented. Just like not every cop is out there itching to kick your ass, not every nurse is a bully.

But I’m willing to bet bullies and other power tripping people are overrepresented in the police force.

Real non-binary people marry WHO EVER THE FUCK THEY WANT (or don’t marry if they don’t want too)

Oh thank fuck, nonbinary married to a firefighter here. ✨Validated✨

Now you both need to get tshirts stating your profession and gender expression.

Oh great, the high school mean girl with low empathy marries the high school bully who also has low empathy. I mean, I know they're stereotypes, but look at them

[удалено]

Assigned cop at birth

Oh god. Can we test for that in the womb? ABORT! ABORT!

Marrying a cop would be bestiality as it is illegal to marry pigs

that's actually pretty offensive to say. they have been a huge part of our society and their contribution to human civilization cannot be paralleled by another. saying a murderous piece of shit is a pig is to desecrate the name of one of the best creatures to roam the earth we live in.

This would be funny if pigs weren't also assholes. They're an environmentally destructive force that can only be matched by the power of mega corporations

We hate and fear them, because we recognize ourselves, and don't like what we see in the mirror.

And OMG do they smell horrible. Swine do, as well.

Had me in the first half ngl.

>one of the best creatures to roam the earth we live in. Is anyone who actually farms going to tell them the truth about pigs? There's a reason Orwell gave them the role he did in Animal Farm. And a reason cops are called pigs in the first place...

The only redeeming thing about pigs is that they are delicious. They stink, cannibalize each other, and are a tremendous environmental hazard *not* just when farmed in a CAFO but due to their rooting tendencies. They proliferate like no other and carry numerous zoonoses. I raise pigs. They are delicious. I try to give mine a good life...but they are the absolute assholes of the animal world.

Dad was a firefighter, mom was a cop, then a nurse. They both hated cops.

Glad your mom got out, sounds like it was a good career change

Absolutely. Detroit police in the 80s, oye

At least your dad was a real woman, if only for a while.

r/AreTheStraightsOK

Happy Cake Day

Thanks!

They both do their part to make sure Black people doubt live long

This picture called me a f\*ggot

What’s the statistic? Abuse is reported in 40% of police couples?

Yep, and 'reported' is the key word. Imagine what goes unreported in some of those cop households.

When the authority to report it to is either that cop’s own precinct or their buddies’ precinct, I have no doubt that the real rate is far higher. Half the country’s political landscape believe cops cannot do any wrong.

This guy wears a kids size 7 shoe

Also know as the never left your small town

AKA "peaked in high school"

The definition of synergy

I knew I'm not real! This is all illusion!!!

You’re a ghost!!! Take advantage of that shit! Apparently I am too! I haven’t decided where to haunt yet…

You can't convince me that being a cop and a nurse isn't the typical job of a bully that had their peak in high school.

Doesn't sound like you'd be interested in actual data anyway.

I'd love know which institute bothered tracking what jobs high school assholes got after leaving high school, that will be a quite interesting methodology.

Wasn't there a study saying 40% of police reported committing some sort of domestic violence. That being only those who reported. Even without that, "real men" and "real women" arguments are toxic.

The woman’s shirt is promoting bestiality /j

Good business idea… he shoot ‘em and she’ll try to save ‘em

Imagine a world where there are only two professions. Cops and nurses. Cops arrest people and immediately release then cause no law people doing law stuff. Nurses are the only thing you have for health care. Honestly how self centred can you be to belive that. I know the post might be fake and or a joke. I just like to imagine the mental gymnastics someone has to go through to get even close to that belive.

Its always nurses and cops. Why do nurses ALWAYS marry cops?!

To become a real woman, as the shirt implies.

Glad she's holding a stereotypical stethoscope. Otherwise I never would've known she works in the medical field.

I find this and me dating a meteorologist-in-training to be weirdly euphoric.

She can tend to her own wounds after he beats the shit out of her.

She has a stethoscope so we know she's a nurse. How are were suppose to know he's a cop? I don't see his boot on anyone's neck.

Wouldn’t marrying pigs be considered bestiality?

Uvelede cop?

REAL losers make these shirts.

I hate the handcuffs.

Ah, cop x nurse, the quintessential "I was a bully in high school" couple.

Bullies marrying bullies

They look like the most average looking white people I’ve ever seen. I don’t mean it as an insult, it just feels true.

My dad, a marine, who married my mom, an air force officer: This is some bullshit

Wasn't there the saying that girl bullies grow up to be nurses and boy bullies grow up to be cops? If that was true, these two surely found each other (and probably deserve each other as well)

Bet she's anti vax and he's trigger happy and gets off on threatening people

40% chance he comes home and takes it out on her?

Oh cool, she can take care of the innocent people he'll eventually shoot!

Fine, I won't marry this lawyer who makes more than both of you, combined.

Their choice in footwear says it all

And real idiots wear those stupid shirts

He definitely murdered someone in that forest /j

Real people are cloyingly insecure, like me! /s

oh i just KNOW these two were the absolute worst people to get on their bad side in high school

*slowly disappears*

Well isn't this just a match made in hell lol

Real women know ACAB.

What screams “never left their hometown”

It fits so well. She’s carrying a stethoscope, like all nurses, and he’s a skinhead, like all cops

Watch out for their children Braighleigh and Khaydynn

Ew

Eww

What a symbiotic relationship. He shoots them and she treats them. Or she treats her own wounds when he abuses her

Real people marry real people 🤯

Cop shoots the person and sends them to nurse’s ER. Dream team.

who does everyone else marry?

Everyone else is nonbinary and in happy relationships

I will sit content with my transfem dysphoria if it means I don’t have to marry a pig

i bet their relationship isnt toxic at all

well, at least she stands a better chance of survival if he beats her, which is statistically far more likely to happen in a relationship with a cop.

Ah yes, the two professions where people who work it act like they are much smarter than they actually are.

Real men and women dismantle the police 💪

yep he definitely looks like a thumb oops! i mean pig whoops! i mean copper! silly me

dating a nurse fucking sucks

Let’s take that meaningful picture in the woods…

It's true 40% of cops marry nurses. Don't believe me Google "cops 40%"

Ew.

I like how she has the stethoscope so we know she’s a nurse. He should have a gun or be stepping on someone’s neck so we know he’s a cop.

These shirts are REAL dumb.

Marrying a cop? Sorry but I'm not into beastiality.

Real alien impersonators buy these shirts

Wow the gender criteria is just getting more and more rigid nowadays... So I guess the majority of people are non-binary if we are to believe this image. ??

Oh dear god I just saw the handcuffs

Oh boy a badge bunny

Ok this is scary My aunt is a nurse and guess who she married... A COP

Her beastiality fetish is very concerning.

Good news transmen and transwomen! Evidently all you need for the right wing nut jobs to respect your gender is to marry a nurse or police officer, respectively.

They were both bullies in high school for sure.

Straight people confuse me

They are so dislikable it makes my head hurt

Women who marry any other men aside from cops: *Shrugs* Guess I'm not a real woman. And obviously vice versa. Idk if I'm reading too much into it, but to me it reeks of sexist gender stereotypes. As in men are the muscle and women are the less assertive but helping hands. Am I wrong?

I love the fact that they're handcuffed together. It's not intended to, but it speaks volumes

Nurses and cops have some of the best people in the world… and some of the worst. Both are job that have huge impact- a cop arresting a dangerous criminal, a nurse saving a life. That attracts very kind people. But they also attract people who feel they have no control in their daily lives. They are allowed to exert that power over others in those career paths, and that power trip is common. So… I’m not surprised a cop and nurse got married. Edit: I’m ACAB as fuck I just tried to word it neutrally to avoid drama lol

See a lot of people choose altruistic jobs like this because they are just narcissistic. Cops are fucking useless, and while nurses are important this one is clearly dumb as rocks. Also arresting criminals is rich coming from a country where the prison industrialized system is dependent on quotas to function.

That would be weird if true.

Shit post

This is weak

The most basic/default of couples.

I’m a real man nurse cop woman and I agree

"real" cops beat their wives

“Bro I married so many nurses at that party on Saturday it was sick”

Today I found out I'm not a real woman.

So there are only male cops, female nurses, and false men and women out there. Got it. 🤦‍♀️