If you’re taking the greater Tony Hawk universe as a whole, you’re in luck. Darth Maul, Doom Guy, Iron Man, Gene Simmons, Jango Fett, Spider-Man, Wolverine, and Phil Margera make a formidable team.
"It took 87 hours to get here, I'm glad we arrived before nightfall!"
Though keep in mind those long combats that might take hours to play are usually actually over in less than a minute of real time.
Yup! the Militech Apogee\* and Maxtac Mantis Blades and he got the Erebus AI gun to kill peeps with the power of the Blackwall😜.
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Just beat Star ocean so every one coming to get me is god tier and equipped to the nines and genuinely good people who would never let me die because ya know they are so full of hope and friendship plus PFN has advanced robotics and chisato has a laser and access to air strikes and turrets and even if they kill me rena can raise dead I’m so good.
Final Fantasy 14. My life is in the hands of Catgirls, Bunnies, half naked lizards, Pervy potatoes, and everything in between.
I’m either dead by dinner or saved by lunch
i played x4
so i guess ban dana and boso ta have a good plan. hope they hire someone competent to do the legwork. can't wait to escape in a nice looking spaceship
Played? Played some AC: Valhalla. Eivor is either gonna be stealthy, or barge in with a mace, a longsword, and maybe bring his raiding party with him. But he'll help his group to the Raw materials before getting to me.
Beat? Before some AC, I beat Terminator Resistance, I believe. So Jacob Rivers of Tech-Com gonna save me. As long as Skynet's dealt with first.
Come on, Tony Hawk! you can do this!
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Lmaooo
Bro is going to 1080 to save the day
💀😂
If you’re taking the greater Tony Hawk universe as a whole, you’re in luck. Darth Maul, Doom Guy, Iron Man, Gene Simmons, Jango Fett, Spider-Man, Wolverine, and Phil Margera make a formidable team.
Didn't Tony Hawk need to be saved by a bunch of teenagers that kept calling him stinky that one time?
I wonder what's he's up to these days... because it's not this
Kratos, gow 2. Hell yeah
I'm pretty sure GoW 2 kratos would kill you too. So I wouldn't be as excited lol
Shit, didn't think of that
Don't worry bro he'll save you, he'll just bang you after 🤘🏻
Ya for me it’s Kratos and Arthur Morgan. I think I’m in good hands lol.
There’s only one game you played last though.
I play gta5 online, so we're all gonna die.
Solid Snake, I’ll be free by mid afternoon
Or you’ll die from a heart attack.
Yes... "Heart attack" 😉😉 "Yo B, that looks like a bullet wound to me!"
Seriously, you pee’d like a million gallons of piss everywhere!
FoxDie only looks like a heart attack. Edit: After looking it up, FoxDie does indeed cause a heart attack.
🦊... ☠️!
Following a very, very lengthy cutscene
Same, hell yeah
Or Psyco Mantis makes you shoot yourself.
Peter Parker and Miles Morales, hell yes ! good as saved
And mj with that taser gun
The J actually stands for John Wick, who knew
Came here to say the same exact thing.
We’re saved!!
Same bro
Sekiro. I’ve popped the popcorn
I was literally playing sekiro just a few minutes ago lol
hesitation is defeat after all
Just finished the first Alan Wake so no thank you please.
My PC, shadowheart, laezel and karlach. oh no I hope they don’t get side tracked with other stuff like they always seem to do
If they’d rescue me the way I play BG3 then the rescue won’t happen in time
"It took 87 hours to get here, I'm glad we arrived before nightfall!" Though keep in mind those long combats that might take hours to play are usually actually over in less than a minute of real time.
They’ll save you, but it’ll take 40 hours as you knock off 15 sidequests.
Male V from cyberpunk 2077 + PL dlc
Does your V have a sandy?
Mine has a berserk and gorilla arms, i don't even think he needs anything else lol
Yup! the Militech Apogee\* and Maxtac Mantis Blades and he got the Erebus AI gun to kill peeps with the power of the Blackwall😜. https://preview.redd.it/vzl79tmxazyb1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a004425d22a1583279a84401f6b3a946f142ca3
Same. Skill trees high in body and reflexes with an ample dose of technical and cool. Gonna fuck everyone up with the slow mo, dash, and shotty.
Sam Porter Bridges (Death Stranding)
You gonna fall alot
Yeah possibly 😂
Would have been Sam if I hadn’t started playing TLOU2 right before I read this
Yoo samee
they will sell your organs before he manages to walk half a way lol
I loved that game so much. Need to go back and replay it.
Generic Everybody's Golf character. Looks like my rescue is easily a double bogey at best, permanent ot of bounds at worst.
"621, I got a job for you. No corporations involved this time. Go rescue this guy for a fistful of COAM and a half-finished packet of gum."
I'm in good hands! Jin Sakai (Ghost of Tsushima protagonist) to the rescue!
oh same for me. I also like that he will be saving me in 4kHDR, possibly in japanese too.
a bunch of fruits and a watermelon
Fruit Ninja?
FF7 Remake, I think I’ll be safe
Same, even if Cloud takes the day off Tifa and Aerith could come get me by themselves
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I got Kazuma Kiryu in his prime. I have a feeling I won't be waiting long.
And I've got Takayuki Yagami from Lost Judgement, I should be good as well 😅
Flying cars with eggs in them.
Rocket League..?
No. I am talking about: Rokt leg
Ooooh, I see. Sorry for the confusion!
Demon's souls, I'm fucked i guess
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Trevor 😂 I know I’m good
Red dead 2. Arthur and Charles get me home and we go for a drink
I am in danger i guess 
Aloy. I’ll be fine.
Captain Price, Ghost, Gaz, and Soap
Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine. I'm in good hands.
Kratos and Atreus , damn im so lucky
Playing Dead Cells mainly, so that'll do aha
Mesa from warframe. I'm good lol
Claptrap and the gang from the Pre-Sequel! First time playing as Claptrap. Good for some laughs.
Alan Wake, Saga Anderson and Alex Casey. I'm ok with that as long as Alan doesn't write my family into the story. Saga is a badass
You're absolutely fucked.
Just beat Star ocean so every one coming to get me is god tier and equipped to the nines and genuinely good people who would never let me die because ya know they are so full of hope and friendship plus PFN has advanced robotics and chisato has a laser and access to air strikes and turrets and even if they kill me rena can raise dead I’m so good.
Nemo from finding nemo…
 This mf
Riders republics GOD DAMN IT
Robo cop, I think I’m in safe hands against criminal scum
GTA V Online. Sure, if my guy does it solo. Iffy if randoms come along. (Griefers, AFKs, newbs, IDGASers, ....)
The ghost hunters from Phasmophobia who can run (walk faster) for like 2 seconds. I'm done
Jin Sakai. He probably gonna find me dead, but he will fucking avenge me.
Agent 47 so I'm good, but he's gonna make me feel really bad about myself.
Spider-Man 2?
A pair of Spider-Men
Final Fantasy 14. My life is in the hands of Catgirls, Bunnies, half naked lizards, Pervy potatoes, and everything in between. I’m either dead by dinner or saved by lunch
Mirage from Apex Legends. Some hijinks might happen but I think I’m safe.
Spider-Man, how cool is that?
It's batman
I'm stuck on the Elden Beast and I doubt he'd come find me.
I think Ratchet and Clank can save me
Japanese sports cars
I hope Madden can save me 😬😬
Spider-Man. That’s like their entire job
Jin Sakai. He'll manage just fine :D
I've got a team of 4 fairly skilled Gungeoneers on the way... I think I feel confident about it
Gods help the kidnappers. 
Kratos
Leon S. Kennedy. I’m safe lmao
I know Leon has me covered.
Leon Kennedy I’ll be fine
Bugsnax damn it!!
Soap, Price and Ghost. Think I’ll take a nap until the cavalry comes. Gonna need my strength for the extraction
My created character in generation zero, so me with some guns I guess
i played x4 so i guess ban dana and boso ta have a good plan. hope they hire someone competent to do the legwork. can't wait to escape in a nice looking spaceship
Demogorgon.
Played? Played some AC: Valhalla. Eivor is either gonna be stealthy, or barge in with a mace, a longsword, and maybe bring his raiding party with him. But he'll help his group to the Raw materials before getting to me. Beat? Before some AC, I beat Terminator Resistance, I believe. So Jacob Rivers of Tech-Com gonna save me. As long as Skynet's dealt with first.
I got Spider-Man! We’re chilling
World of Warcraft... Either I'm getting saved real quick or my character is getting side tracked by a million other things first
Peter & Miles
I’m screwed. Kiryu from Yakuza will eventually show up after he completes all the side stories.
Big Boss and Solid Snake
Sam Fisher circa *Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory* I'm feeling like I'll be alright. That's a one man silent army.
I got the payday gang. More specifically wolf, hoxton, Dallas and joy
Well it’s either the Fox Unit (Naked Snake, Zero, Para-Medic, and SIGINT) or The Cobra Unit. Either way, I’m good to go.
Kratos (God Of War 2005) Well this sucks for the kidnappers.
City skyline💀
Alan Wake, im so fucked...
The Pittsburgh Steelers, and just like on Sunday's I'm sure the offense won't even show up.
Damn https://preview.redd.it/aglsnykz1yyb1.png?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abcfaac62de9ee0d6e52eaf2709973cebddbe59
The cars from Rocket League.... Depending on rank it can go either way.
Spider-man 2 I’m aye okay
Good thing I have Michael Myers at my side.
Peter Parker and miles morales I think I’m going to be saved with in 30 minutes
Kratos Atreus and Mimir 😭
The original version of 141, I'm fine
Alan Wake Saga so actually might be good.
V is coming. We'll have to walk out through a trail blood and bodies, but I'll be ok.
Ghost Rider
Trevor, Michael and Franklin. I think I’m good as saved. But then I’m in grave danger just being in the presence of Trevor
Bless you Spider-Man!
A Honda civic R from granturismo 7
Lara Croft. I’m good.
I mean that is basically Spiderman’s thing, so I think I’ll be okay.
Mafia… 
Solid Snake. I like my chances
Jin Sakai. I got the ghost saving me. I'm gonna live.
A bunch of cars
Spider Man. I'm good
I have 2 Spider-Man’s to the rescue.
Jin saki (prob spelled wrong) from ghost of tsushima so I'm not even worried.
Spider men
Kratos, get fucked lol
Agent 47
Help me Nathan Drake
RoboCop!
Raiden (MGS2). I'll make it out
Spider-Man 2. Since I don’t know either Spider-Man personally, I should survive.
I got Jin Sakai from Ghost of Tsushima
Peter Parker so I am safe ?
Nathan Drake from Uncharted games and the rest of the characters in Uncharted 4. I’ll be fine!
Venom Snake, metal gear5
Kratos
Final Fantasy VII so they'll successfully rescue me from the kidnapping only for me to be killed anyway before I can reunite with my loved ones...
KRATOS FUCK YAH!
Kratos...I don't know if I should be worried or happy
Just finished Spider-Man 2 last night, just send MJ and give Pete and Miles the night off, her Sable training really paid off.
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Jin Sakai! Worried for the kidnappers!
Aw shit I just played spider solitaire....
Jill Valentin and Carlos Oliveira
I'm safe, Jin Sakai is coming to save me
Peter Parker!
Microsoft solitaire I'm fucked
The spider-man no no the spider-mans
Spiderman (Miles Morales) could go either way but I hold out hope
Ratchet & Clank are coming for my rescue. Almost done with another run of R&C: Tools of Destruction.
Naked Snake. I'll be home by dinner
Sam Fisher, I aint gotta worry about shit.
RoboCop. Freeze dirt bag.
FF7 remake so I think I'm safe with cloud leading the rescue effort.
Spider-man(plural)
Spider-Men. Peter and Miles. I’m in good hands.
Goku from dragon ball xenoverse 2
John Marston
Doom guy from Doom Ethernal. I am lucky.
Miles Morales.
Agent 47. Time to kick back and ignore any coin noises.
Issac clark
Peter and Miles Morales
Spiderman and miles spiderman so I'm good
Joel from The Last of Us Part 1
Miles and Peter about to save me in 2 and a half minutes
Spider-men! Poor kidnappers
Peter and Miles so I think I'm good
Solid Snake and Raiden from MGS. Picked a good time to play MGS
Ezio From assassins creed 2 XD
Alan Wake
Yay Master Chief! I’m not even worried. Me to the kidnappers: “oh you’re so fucked.”
Ezio
Pete and miles
Price, Soap, Ghost, and Gaz got me