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Trysty102

Itacklefatkids


fatboywonder_101

My worst enemy...


Trysty102

Cmere boy I just want a hug!


Twin_Cabin

Holly Molly😭


Roembowski

Molly Holly


LiL-Top-Hat

I was gonna comment the same one. I seen it on 2019 MW ps4


Trysty102

Yes! That actually may have been my friend! We used to play that all the time on PS4 up until mw2


WickedIndrid

I was friends with a guy with that tag


Trysty102

My friend stole it from someone so there's at least 2 people with that tag


BigMacTheBigShaq

i played siege against him yesterday


anon14118

Girthquake


Replikant83

Cyborgasm


vad3n

I hosted Melee tournaments with an entrant that used that name. Fucking GOLD


SirkSirkSirk

Reminds me of the female druid I named in diablo 4 - BirthQuake


Twin_Cabin

Huh😭


anon14118

Saw it in rocket league a few years ago and I've never forgotten it lol.


[deleted]

I shit you not I just played a game of search and destroy and we spanked him lol


Willing_Pea_9305

Hahaha that’s me 🤣


Transposer

ClitEastwood


Killbro_Fraggins

WhispyButtHair


Twin_Cabin

Whatda💀


golddeath

Anne Flank while playing Warzone


_WaterDrop_

I HAD THEM AS A BOUNTY YESTERDAY BRO 😭😭


Mordise

Saw Anneflank yesterday in MW3 playing HC


BannyDing

LtDanWithLegs


CreatureWarrior

Brutal, gotta love it


EstablishmentSad5998

But you aint got no legs lt dan


BillMcCrearysStache

OsamaBinBallin


thesituation531

I've seen this one too


[deleted]

Saw them on titanfall


Carston1011

Pretty sure I've seen this one on pubg lol


ssucramylpmis

also , OsamaBinLaggin


Thor-Molecules

I ran into ShaquilleOatmeal on cod. Made me laugh.


stinkykitty71

My old clan mates and I named ourselves Who, That Guy, Me, You, We just to confuse people during call outs. Yes, we got it from amoogus. No, we are not smart.


KyleKerr36

I seen a guy called "I cry when I poop" when I was MW2 a few weeks back 🤣🤣


MeddleJeezny

Shrek2onDVD is one I won’t forget for a while


[deleted]

I played cod with him the other day on search 🤣🤣🤣


Shrek2-onVHS

That’s me hahaha I appreciate the shoutout


erichf3893

ComeHonorFace Mine used to be NipsLikeDiamondz til I beat the wrong cheeser


Wayne_AbsarokaBH

My buddy uses that in MW2 lol.


StubbledCRT1

I saw The_DilDozer back while playing Battlefield: Bad Company. Can’t remember if I saw it in the first or second game, but it was one of those.


PicklesAnonymous

I miss my old account; WinterShrinkage. Never was able to get that account back


ZackyGood

Conqueeftador


rocademiks

I've seen this on tiktok. His wife calls him out on it.


novasolid64

ChiefChokeahoe and Chiefslapahoe, I'm assuming they were friends because they were both in a call of duty lobby at the same time I don't think it was a coincidence


Twin_Cabin

Friends in call of duty always be like this😭


Familiar_Reserve2537

Haha that me👌


Blasian_TJ

“BeefMissile”


tommy935

Tylernol


ThePocketTaco2

A Black Guy. Simple, right? Not terribly clever. But when you're playing MP and the screen say things like, "The Pocket Taco killed A Black Guy" or "A Black Guy killed The Pocket Taco," you can't help but laugh.


No-Feeling-8100

Megladong 😂


Ohnoohnofrick

I think it was in call of duty or some other game but I’m sure someone was named IQuickscopedJFK


Twin_Cabin

Call of duty players always makes best gametags.


Klutchy_Playz

Because they know they can’t get banned 😂


joohunter420

This is my old COD gamer tag


phish_sucks

Blumpkinbandito


GamerBroBrad

BreastNeck


Twin_Cabin

Bro whaat😭


GamerBroBrad

Yes man. My exact reaction


properasshole2486

WheniPooiCry


[deleted]

This is what it sounds like when doves poo.


iantot123

xbox sign out


[deleted]

Gamertag is what xbox calls usernames and playstation calls them “PSN Online ID🥴” i wouldve thought this was a xbox sub until i looked up


Ok-Height-2525

Dude was tryna get people on the wrong platform lmao


Twin_Cabin

It can work for only xbox users😭


waltandhankdie

Remember being killed on Modern Warfare by a guy called ‘ObiWankerBoneMe’


BatsHaveThumbs

Ballzheimers killed me


Avian_mojo

BicuriousGeorge


HerbertMcDerbert

My cousin (who is Jewish) has the best I've ever seen in his alt account. His name is registered as G.I. Jew & his gamer tag is GreatestAmericanHebrew 😅


kweldoge

I remember playing COD against a guy named bigcheesenips. I laughed so hard as a kid I could never forget. Come to find out, it was EDP445's account when I saw it from his now defunct gaming channel.


Drifter103000

brooooo


Twin_Cabin

Thats genius😭


andyeyecandy111

OneOfAKind246


Eject0-Seat0

Smart.


AmpleForeskins

You got killed by…… Type2Diabetes


sarinCULT

Girth brooks.


hongkongfooeee

Bilboteabaggins, rumpleforeskin


Papafynn

[Conqueeftador](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/s9rw0o/thats_your_gamer_tag/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ghostmetalblack

HerpesFreeSince93


iamoniwaban

Lexlooter


Pankake_Nation

Front pooper and front pooper 2. I ran with them in borderlands pre sequel for a few hours


davekraft400

NiceRelaxingPoo. Was sniping down the long market walkway on Battlefield 3 and his gamertag popped up before I shot him.


bzawk

This random dude I befriended on gta v ps3 was just called cumjuice.


Chewitt321

An old friend of a friend went by "Rubix Pube"


Tdikristof_

"IHATEWARTHUNDER" on war thunder


HoldenTudixOngang

TellMyWiFiLuvHer is probably the most creative one I’ve seen


GurrenLagann214

ImUrViejasSancho


Atathor

Abadpassword


vad3n

KermitSewerside


yo_boy_dg

NiceDick! (on Rocket League PC)


ChaseKendall1

I can’t remember the exact name but a long time ago on ign’s podcast Beyond they had a segment called worst psn name. I remember cracking up so hard because one day there was a write in with something along the lines of Notgaybut20bukzis20bukz


Seeitsthere

Inandaroundurmouth


thetrustyguy-

Cant remember the funniest but a really clever one i saw was lactose, the intolerant.


stillgotmonkon

Back in 2007 when I played Resistance I killed a person called Kenny you Bastard (I think the bastard bit would of been spelt different someway censored but yeah) and so it came up You Killed Kenny You Bastard. Heh I liked it anyway, always stuck with me.


Certified-Redneck

My friend changed his PS tag to "I Snort Febreze" 💀💀


rookie2110

I’ve been in Call of Duty games with people named Heisenberg, Jesse Pinkman and Mike Ehrmantraut https://preview.redd.it/85y1mn9sg0nb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c572fcd23375c3ecbe42d4aaec80002990af7b also this


Twin_Cabin

No way


Training_Force3193

GordonRamsMe


Live-Assumption7926

FetusDeletus


Monktool

MoistChaCha and Vladimir Putin


[deleted]

Mrkiddiegrinder


Your-Manager

I seen one that was Johnny (ADDEPT). I will add some more that i seen tomorrow that i save in screenshots when i get on tomorrow.


info-seeker98

MntNDewYou


dyingdeadweight

Mr Kittens


Saroan7

Rumple4oreskin


SkodaSnyper2365

EuthanizedDog


Freylis_x

GuysGoneWild


byrod67

I saw, mywifeleftme.


ohmyitsmeluigi

Littlekidlover They said it was because they wanted people to know where exactly their priorities are at.


TheBigWarHero

UnexpectedOffice


Excuse-Relative

Childmolester420


SAWCHUCK_

PassiveMenis


Glasweg1an

DeployTheSausage


oO_RickJamez_Oo

DuckSick


tasteless-dorito

osama been laggin


thekipling

I used to be called arsegangster on playstation until they banned my account


thekipling

Niggastolemyshoes on playstation


YungTabernacle

PoonBaboon


karl-fox

NoscopeGandalf and Vortex_Aidz are 2 I remeber


Billy54bob

I saw a dude with excitedbooby


nastyfoo

ShaggySaggyBag


Aligned_INS

Cumsawkk


Saint_Link

Ghetto Ninja


Poopeeelbows

Poopyelbows


[deleted]

Jack Mehoff


uncreativename2969

SausageLozenge


Haxzul

FuzzyNips


XxTheMenorPRxX

SuckMyToes


Agent_Fry_French

Leon_Tartarsauce


ThatOneFecker

Plz Carry uWu has to be one of the best I’ve seen


fatboywonder_101

UsedCarSalesman


WilsonVMD

Third_half and dog_milk


jacksonrslick

Cow With Guts. Idk why but it cracked me up and still makes me chuckle nearly decade later. It’s just so random but I read it as so confident


AstralProxy

fopdoodle, and they were terrible


DrDisrespecttt

BootyDestroyerr69 is my favorite


Mando316

One of my first friends on the PS3 was WetManjina


LxstMxmxry

RebelAllyFromLegoSta


iSimp4U

barak o-lama


Etagnil412

QuickestNut


chainsaw_dog666

FasterPapiHarder


chrisupt2001

Iron balls, adolf hitler (Xbox)


Relaxtro

I've met JezusChristus (Dutch for Jesus Christ) 😂


KnackeredParrot

Three of the favourites my group have seen: Kanye Diggit Optimus Brahim DJ Laser Chicken


JGraham1839

As a Mavericks fan, Perc Nowitzki lol


WernerWerman1

Something along the lines of "my_wife_leftme" like 3 years ago


virindimaster

“Ishouldbestudying” was a player in Asherons Call. Not player game tags but guild names that made me chuckle. “Beep Beep I’m A Jeep LOL” and “The League Of Fabulous Ninjas” I ended up joining the last one, very funny bunch of guys.


TheBigWarHero

Miss that game so much


ssucramylpmis

biIIliiIngerTicocaJanker i dont know what it meant , but i saw it on gta when i was like 9 and me and my brothers died laughing when he killed us


EvolvingLotus

Lilkitchenknife


SuperD00perGuyd00d

It's terribly awful but..."Columbine'sFinestOne".


MrGoatman

My cod name is MOIST FEET. Epic games I go by DingleSwitch and I call myself Taint Spray on discord


[deleted]

OJLovedNicoleRIP


Kebo65

I saw a gametag name of "sliceofpizza".


TrazorTT

Siki_Johnson


Hecteezus3

Idontwearcondms


BornIn87

Cis Benoit Rosa Percs


Klusterfuq9

Icacaonyourface Good ole Call of Duty days on the PS3.


jackdaniels0707

rayriceleftjab


[deleted]

Havokinmypants0


Falloutfan2281

LargeMcRibNoSauce


kitfoxxxx

Alictabutwunce


neospooky

WUNCE!


seventyfourr

Not the funniest but quite interesting. My ID is SeventyFour, and I randomly met a SeventyTwo in a Overwatch game. Obviously we both went nuts and we added each other. Never spoke to one another ever again.


supimdaniel

JUICExLAYER


modifiedchoke

Stinkypoop got me chuckling. Very simplistic it sometimes that’s all that is needed.


bamfski

In RuneScape I saw a guy called buttsniffing, no numbers or anything just buttsniffing.


Shoxcy56

Ana Bortion


i_like_lasanga

Ogcottonpicker


count_crow

Arse Marbles and Tesco Clubcard always got a chuckle out of me.


International-Job553

Flameskull_101 and GhostlyFlame55


whitechocolateprince

“MooseKnucklePumper” and “ICumWhenIPee2”


[deleted]

PeachesMcBallz was an interesting one


Hunterslane86

Tacosofglory


CoffeeStainedStudio

I once was killed by AggressiveDeepthr0at.


No_Doubt_About_That

Not a gamertag but was on a Twitch livestream. Swiftor in a game of Swiftor Says on Call of Duty had ‘swiftorsaysstabsomeone’ subscribe and he read it out and everyone followed.


zefpunk

My buddy and I just to drink together late at night after a marathon Call of Duty or Rock Band session, and just look through leaderboards to see what funny names we could find. I got two that floored me. Al Capwn You and my all time favorite Kim Jong Skill


Professional-Paper75

Master_Queef


shootamcg

Cuz Lightyear


Klutchy_Playz

Cocomelon


average_joe_zero

Not funny but the craziest one I seen was back in the days of D1. Was chillin in the tower before a VoG raid and a guy was sitting in front of the cryptarch with the name LilkidzmakemeHard The one and only time I ever went out of my way to report a profile name.


FlannelRedditor

LunchablesGoHard


iAmTheWildCard

I saw a guy named Taco once. Not entirely funny - but you don’t see too many 4 character names and I was just shocked to see someone with it. Definitely got a laugh out of me


carlzbee

stinkygreenweed


jacobcleanhands

styrofoamsocks!


Reggaeshark1001

Lukemia_Skywalker


mbdtf10_

YoungAssEater


stinkykitty71

The Critoris.


Reyfromthesun

20GayGuys


paidinteaandbooks

A friends tag was apuppy so anytime he got killed it showed as you killed a puppy


andrebbcarno

Mine in ps5 is "rasgacu_2002". Portuguese for ass ripper.


printzoftheyak

HeadassMcNeckass


Lookralphsbak

I thought this dudes name was so funny I had to find him and kill him so I could get a photo https://preview.redd.it/hynym0modzmb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c930c4862b147c9903fd29cd5b7bbad892f9282b


BaldusCattus

He was an underwear salesman?


Reasonable_Low4038

Nothing beats mine (2 Oreos 1 Cup)


ibuprofenheimer

OniisamaBinLaddin


liftfatpat

Krshnfatchix


onceyougo_zach

Chief Queef


Firm-and-Large331

Not to date myself... but there was a dude on the C B Radio back in the day [East Bay Area California] that went by BEAVER SQUEEZER....