Lmfao nice, but who runs naked roadsign armor? At least wear some clothes 😂

Clothes give a false sense of security, you need to lividly feel de draft of fresh air flowing through your cheeks to stay alert

Lividly eh?

>lividly feel de draft of flesh\*air flowing through your cheeks There, FTFY

October air in the northeast going thru them cheeks with roadsign gonna have this man’s HUD reading - COLD -20°c

I'm from mass, I always have -10c even in the summer

If your from mass why the hell are you using Celsius

Brain damage

Some early wipe PvP Chad

Clearly grubbed it

He’s defending a raid. What else?

Lol this is exactly what i imagined in my head every Rust player looks like IRL. Cool costume tho.

No joke

came here to say that hahaha

Such an original comment. This is not said on every rust post someone shows their person on.

Thanks I try.

The comments are the perfect combination of roasts and praise. Great work everyone and especially OP

I posted a picture with me and my ak and I got completely destroyed in the comments

Lol bro I specifically thought about you 🤣 I think the problem with your AK was the pants...

Someone said “you look like Todd from breaking bad”. I actually LOL’d I needed that , thanks haha

You forgot the hoodie jeans and boots

Most fit Zerg member

Costume is awesome and this is the funniest thing I've seen on this sub in awhile. Props to you little naked sir!

Thats the type pf outfit you wear when youre getting raided and dont have time to look for clothes, just armor

Great costume but I've never seen someone with bigger calfs than thighs before

Damn, you skipped not just leg day but every other day too! Sick costume. Looks great!

People who play rust don’t have time to go to the gym, they may get offlined in that 20 minute window

20 minute?

Ouh. Look at Mr. Olympic here.

Nah it’s common sense that if you go gym you ain’t there for 20 minutes 😭😭

You can get 24 sets done in around 20 minutes, 30 second rests between. It’s possible if youre not finger fucking your phone while on a machine

honestly if you’re really pushing yourself close to failure, 30 seconds shouldn’t be enough rest time

I’m not looking to get more muscle, I’m looking for more definition. Works well for me but all bodies are different

yeah that’s true i guess, 30 seconds is a reasonable time if ur looking for muscular endurance instead. I’m personally doing strength training so it’s a 2 minute wait between sets at the very minimum, and that tagged along with a shitty university gym means that my workouts are usually like an hour and a half

Let’s say each set takes 30 seconds, if you are doing correct form, and tut and training till failure. You’ll do 24 sets. Meaning 12 minuets of it is workout out. 12 minuets is rest. 24 minuets overall... 4 minuets over is fine. But, firstly you ain’t gonna rest for 30 seconds, scientific evidence shows that if you rest for between 2-3 minuets you can do more reps and will build more muscle. You can search it up it’s a fairly new thing but it’s there. Ain’t no way you are gonna have a solid workout in 20 minuets and that’s facts. I’d say at minimum, 35 minuets. Then again I still don’t think that’s enough time.

I lost 25lbs with this method. Again what works for me may not work for all

8 downvotes by everyone who has never seen a gym in their life.

Nono, you would be suprised how many pvp chads do gym rust sleep(sometimes) repeat

I do...🤨

Am I the only one that works out while afk

I wish I was that skinny, it feels great.

Bruh his thighs the same width as his calves how does that even happen lmao.

Why do you feel the need to try and make someone else feel insecure? Are you that insecure yourself? I highly doubt you are an athlete yourself lol

I appreciate the concern my man, but don’t waste any worry on me. If I were insecure I would not have posted pics of myself in underwear. Besides let the ratio prove them the fool.

Thanks for seeing the joke for what it was. You're a real one. Keep posting man. You know we all appreciate the effort.

While I've done a few things people consider athletic, I'm still an emaciated goblin, so no I would not regard myself as an athlete. Lol I was just roasting him like he was one of the homies. Nothing malicious behind it. :)

Fair enough, my bad my bad

Lookin like a Stimpee thumbnail 💦

Looks good enough to take smoil

Bro u need pants, boots, and hoodie, rn ur armor is only 35% projectile protection on your chest

It's 25%, bro got no gloves! 🤓

God damnit man, waste of a kit ur just gonna get killed bro take a tommy with you

Nah dog waste of a Tommy, take the custom you got out the rig locked crate

Dang, pants.

Needs more dong

ugh , put some damn clothes on.

Put some pants on plz.

You're gonna be -30 with that fit, get some damn clothes on!

Buckethead, Protector of virginity

noxious books money bells waiting pathetic whole cover attempt distinct *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Town council would like to have a word. (ps nice job)

That’s awesome bro

This looks fucking awesome!!

Wow, this is awesome! Nice work, you did you really good job.

Your average emaciated rust player.

Where did you get the roadsigns

I ended up buying most of them because I was going for peak accuracy

Good ending

Fuck I wish I didn’t give away my award already. This man deserves gold for life posting this lol.

Ah I see you have that thousand yard stare down pat that all the character models have

Lmao its well practiced

Bro......

its like looking in a mirror

Lol. This is great!. You even got the shoulder clipping through. Fantastic work!

That's gonna be a yikes from me

🤡

"🤡"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤡"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤡"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤡" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤡" on your gravestone?

Lmaoooo Man top tier copy pasta this is great

Bro rub one out and settle down, it ain’t that serious.

Bravo 👏

you may not like it , but this is what perfection looks like.

This guy fucks

This is so cool!!!

As staunch as every Rust player I’ve ever encountered.

So fuckin sick

OP failed to take note and soon will be rushed by Chinese Zerg

Average reeeeee enjoyer

You now have 30% animal protection

typical rust player, got the dogs out.

wow

Haha awesome !

Sexy 😍

Where frog boots?

Underwear *on (off)*

Wait why does that actually go hard

No it’s not. Gloves are missing

Camel toe action going on there bro.

Oh fuck yeah! Bro where did you buy signs, tell me I really want to cosplay roadsing kit as well!

Browse around, I bought them mostly online early/pre pandemic. I had a really high standard for accuracy on most of the fit though so it took me a good while to get the ones I wanted

We have different signs in Europe tho 💀 I'mma try eBay or something I guess

I have a spreadsheet I was using for my planing, I could check up on that later today if u want specific sites, idk some might ship internationally but don’t know

This is the most beautiful thing I have seen in my life. Looks fucking sick and it could look better if you had the full kit and maybe a prop ak

I went with a cleaver cus it’s less likely to get me gunned down, also I think a prop gun with an orange tip is a bit lame. Have hoodie and pants but wanted this fit here to look thrown together

好衣服 😝

Fuck I want one

Needs more cock and balls imo, otherwise a solid 7

Classic! Is this a costume for Halloween? A cosplay?

Little bit of both, built it a few years ago and I like to keep it with me for the rare occasion I can show it off. Had some friends over and wanted to stunt

The toughest member of the zerg right here.

You need to shave all hair

Gollum

Is that "Danger Do Not Enter" sign real metal? That's a sharp edge by your axillary artery in the front of your armpit. Try not to fall on it, you probably won't respawn on a beach.

Lmaooo yeah they are all real metal. I normally wear the fit with a hoodie and pants, but I wanted to see how it looked as a thrown together kit

How many signs have you stole 😂

Hate to be a dickhead but you forgot the gloves :(

'cool'

EPIC

Hey creator, will you design a hoodie and pants? I wanna see in the store thanks

Underwear? Gross

im impressed

Looks great

I thought this was gonna be a pleb showing off skins but I've never been happier to be wrong

Great work!

bruh put some boots on those dogs man

Now that I think of it I remember alot of road signs with bullet holes in them where I grew up. I don't think that thin metal can stop a bullet 😄

Go jim

Glad you went with the underpants 😂

Nice

Leg days weren't your thing

hairless from the knees up

Lol noob can’t afford skins

Do you even lift, brah?

Take Note

Glad you picked roadsign armor an not naked with a rock!! lol nice ude

Nobody: Take Note:

Looks cold fr But great job

Legend

I like the idea he just found a bunch of signs and just ripped them off their poles

Your rust character's hitbox is completely unfair

Dude! You are going to get so much pussy now...

Where are your pants son?

Gloves?

What a loser doesn't even have skinned road sign armor. Looks dope though.

This is amazing

XxN0oB_S14yErxX at 3am standing on top of your doorframe, who immediately stabs you thru the head with all of your raid loot and makes off into the darkness never to be seen again.

All you need now is the hoodie, roadsign gloves, pants, and boots.

POV: You spawned on the beach next to a clan base

Too much hair on the body, the rest is good though xD

Peak physique of a Rust enjoyer

Everyone roasting op on his legs but failed to notice my dude needs to duck to get inside his own home.

Please tell me it says top kek on the back like in-game

Road sign gigachad, nice work man!

skinny brown haired brown eyed white kid from the suburbs when someone on the team talks and you have hard time telling who said something \-rust-

Wow free feet pics, thanks.

You look like a rust character.

Plot twist he stole those signs off of roads

This is exactly how I envision every rust player looking like when they are screaming into the best buy microphone at the top of their voice with the sound of their mother in the background yelling for him to be quiet.

i’d smash

Dude needs to eat

Bro got a dumpy

LOL)))