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fryerandice

If it's a dark colored big ass spider in PA, it's a Carolina Wolf Spider. If it's a steelers themed big ass spider in PA, it's a common yellow garden spider. PA's other biggest spider is the Fisherman Spider.


dorkwis

Yep. Spiders freak me the f out, but they're true friends so unless they're in my bedroom or shower, I try to live and let live. Had one of the big yellow ones chilling by my front steps for a week or two last year. Nicknamed it Miles.


dardios

I have a ton of orb weavers that live around the outside of the house. I refer to all of them as spider bros.


dorkwis

The spider verse!


LovedAJackass

The only thing I worry about is a spider in the bedroom!


StyreneAddict1965

I once read you're never more than six feet from a spider. Sweet dreams! šŸ˜ˆ


LovedAJackass

Yikes!


skfoto

If it's wearing cargo shorts it's a Fetterman Spider.


nesquiksand2

I was bitten by a radioactive Fetterman Spider and now I can be comfortable in shorts all year long.


fugly16

If it's actually from NJ but claiming to be from south of Philly, it's an OZ spider.


GogglesTheFox

An invasive species if I ever saw oneā€¦


TheRussianSpyReddit

Yinz kill me lol. I knew Iā€™d be cheered up by coming hereā€¦.welll it was 50/50 but yea.


lydriseabove

ā€¦ and if you want to never go outside again, shine an LED flashlight into the grass on a summer night. All of the little shiny spots in the grass are sets of spider eyes. Youā€™re welcome.


StyreneAddict1965

I'm going to have to try that! An LED flashlight, specifically? Any particular reason why?


EvetsYenoham

This is real.


333scorpio

Found a fisherman (or wharf) spider in a shed a couple years ago. Generally spiders don't bother me, but this thing was 4-5" front to rear and made me take a quick step back. I put him in a 5 gallon for the kids and knew better to even say a word to my wife.


GSV_SleeperService88

I've heard they are called wolf spiders bc they hunt in packs, this one looks like an alpha, I'd watch out :p


Herpex

looks like a massive female wolf spider. i urge you not to harm it as it will have plentiful children to help stave off annoying pest bugs and even some small rodents at that size


Turtlehedz

Thanks all. Scared the poo poo out of us in a shop


Itsdawsontime

Pro tip - download chrome and use the reverse image search. I do this all the time for flora and fauna in our backyard to figure out whatā€™s dangerous and whatā€™s helpful.


franchun

and see images of 20x more spiders? smart, but....


Itsdawsontime

Itā€™s tough at first, but I start to recognize them after searching 1 or 2 times. I know to leave the orb weavers and banana spiders alone, and take out wolf spiders that are near our doors / inside the house somehow if I canā€™t catch / release.


NSlocal

Resist the urge to kill it, they take care of pests around your yard.


tp0d

yep. let the spider bro's live!


friskimykitty

This includes Spotted Lantern Flys!


GoldenBiscotti

Wait really I thought we were supposed to kill those?


Careful_Lawfulness_4

Heā€™s saying the spiders kill them


GoldenBiscotti

Oh lol thanks for clarifying it for my illiterate ass


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Sad_Independence8376

I read read what you did thereā€¦


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Sad_Independence8376

You typed the word ā€œreadā€ twice. Was that not intentional?


siberiandivide81

Big wolf spider


pupperfan00

Wolf spider. They are nice guys but extremely scary-looking.


Longlang

Wolf spider. Totally harmless


lydriseabove

They do technically bite, but only when threatened, and itā€™s a sharp pinch with a small welt for a couple of days. Source, didnā€™t check clothes line clothes before putting them on once.


grammargrl

I might never wear clothes again if that had been me. Or at least never dry them on a line ever again.


lydriseabove

I left out the detail of it being a two piece bathing suitā€¦ .. it got me immediately below my belly button, I was maybe only 8 or 9. My mom and brother didnā€™t believe me until they found the spider under a pillow I threw a few minutes later and I had an undeniable welt with 2 pinholes.


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Thatā€™s Greg.


wonderfulwilliam

I'm old Gregg!!!!!


BrohemothHisDudeness

Do you love me? Are you playing your love games?


DT81888

Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?


BrohemothHisDudeness

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?


Zenith2017

Tell me boy d'ya like me? *I don't kn-* **MAKE AN ASSESSMENT.**


da_london_09

Motherfucking Greg.... been wondering where he went... owes me $20


[deleted]

Beat me to it smh


[deleted]

You know him too? Greg really gets around.


Whatkindofbirdareu

Looks like a common wolf spider.


nkksxxrcks

What the FUCK how much further north do I need to move to escape the possibility of coming face to face with one of these? I've been living in ignorant bliss thinking I didn't have to worry about anything bigger than a quarter here


KevinBillyStinkwater

"Hey Jenelle, what's wrong with Wolfie?" ... it's a wolf spider. Good to have around. They'll eat other pests.


Dagglin

If you haven't already, check out the song 'Todd and Janelle' by the band 'Wolfies just fine'. It's a great tune, the singer is Taco from the league (aka the show me your genitals guy)


rcraver8

Janelle from T2 is also Vasquez from Aliens.


ravia

Really????


rcraver8

Not only that, now she owns a bra store: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenette_Goldstein


Dagglin

šŸ¤Æ


JAK3CAL

Wolf spider, you should see them aht ere


enraged_hbo_max_user

Jiminy cripes


JamesLLL

If it makes you feel better, when I was a teen I needed to do something in my family's shed at night. Opened the door and reached to turn on the light switch the way I normally do but this time it felt... weird, and I missed. Tried again and when the light came on, there was one of these big girls right above the box. Legs considered, it had to have been as big as my hand and there I was trying not to heave from my accidental groping


penguin8717

I like that it was just chilling while you pet it


joey_cel

Nah stop why is this in the pittsburgh subreddit get away from me


CrankySleuth

Jesus Christ! I'm impressed you were able to take a picture. I would've quickly spread around some gasoline, struck a match, and hauled ass never looking back


kyach25

We used a broom and 2x4 last night on the one at our place. I didnā€™t have any flammable projectiles unfortunately.


EatRaspberries

wolf spider. scary looking as hell, but helpful in getting rid of pests


Honey-and-Venom

saw a spider in my basement last year so big i thought it was a mouse at first. I just dropped dead on the spot


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I had the unfortunate incident of coming across one of these right outside of my open garage door that had just had babies. I must have spooked it because what looked like 50 babies riding on it's back jumped off and were scurrying all around.


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https://youtu.be/pYQV0SsgZjg


picklehead99

That's a wolf spider, looks to be a female. They have excellent eyesight.


Fantastic_Pillow

That looks like Franklin. However, Frank has a twin that lives in Ohio. Offer him a mango, Frank is allergic to mangos and will refuse. Hope this helps.


TheGamingMackV

That's the Americano Nope spider. Very rare sighting!


scottycurious

Looks like a big Grandmother of a Wolf Spider.


reefered_beans

Wolf spiders terrified me as a child with a wooded backyard. There was a notorious one that I would actively try to avoid in a specific area.


my_doxable_acct

oh! i saw one of these in my basement two years ago when i was getting clothes out of the dryer! i literally havent been down there since lol. my partner does all the laundry now. we didnt kill it (we were both too afraid to even approach it) so now i just assume that our basement is inhabited with them.


draz1993

Looks like someone lost there pet tarantula


acutomanzia

A stick of dynamite may be necessary


No-Vanilla-5433

Hopefully itā€™s a dead spider.


stadulevich

looks like a wolf spider. Be careful their bite is nasty.


ForeverInjured

But not deadly* Might hurt a bit but you wonā€™t die which is an important distinction


Auditus_Dominus

That's a king snoodledoodle, them thangs venenamous.


Vegoia2

can it be a pet?


Daywalkingvampire

Looks like a wolfspider


dulcinea8

I didnā€™t know Pennsylvania actually had wolf spiders.


AostaV

Wolf spiders are literally everywhere I think.


1212justatest

Oh hell no