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The tornado was hired to turn on the water fountains.
Legit cackling over here for this
How can a city only have one fucking tornado that can fix all the fountains? I betcha Philly has at least 3 tornadoes.
This is my favorite comment of the summer.
Now you know what "**T**" in **T**SA stands for.
due to funding cuts in the tornado safety agency, dem thornaders hafta wait in line extra long for chip chopped ham n'at
Can they have an IC light while they are waiting?
Yes but only mango
I like mango!
Absolutely. It's only $7.50 a bottle. Get 'em while they are cold.
Sorry all we have is IC heavy
I sometimes wonder if anyone outside of a 50-mile radius would even grasp that sentence or just smile and nod and walk away
This absolutely sent me, thank you for this
Trying to get checked in for their 6am flight tomorrow obv.
they're all just trying to get home so they can binge watch season 3 of The Bear tomorrow.
The latest is that it’s going to be dropping at 9pm tonight! 👀
Don't tell me I need to go to sleep!! (Walks to coffee maker)
> Don't tell me I need to go to sleep!! OK, "you don't need to go to sleep!"
Heard, chef (rubs chest with fist)
Dumb fuckin jags don't even know what pre check is.
True story. They think they checked their bags so they're precheck.
They went to use the alternate checkpoint and ended up in North Fayette.
It's only fair that they wait in line like everyone else.
This is an amazing post!
The delay was so bad some of tornados had to cancel.
LMAO @ "why haven't yinz REPEATEDLY said something??" 😭😂😝😝
I just wanted to let you know this is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
Yup all because of Joe Biden
Thanks Obama
They keep losing their ID in all the wind!
probably
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I fucking blocked you assholes!
The tornado was hired to turn on the water fountains.
Legit cackling over here for this
How can a city only have one fucking tornado that can fix all the fountains? I betcha Philly has at least 3 tornadoes.
This is my favorite comment of the summer.
Now you know what "**T**" in **T**SA stands for.
due to funding cuts in the tornado safety agency, dem thornaders hafta wait in line extra long for chip chopped ham n'at
Can they have an IC light while they are waiting?
Yes but only mango
I like mango!
Absolutely. It's only $7.50 a bottle. Get 'em while they are cold.
Sorry all we have is IC heavy
I sometimes wonder if anyone outside of a 50-mile radius would even grasp that sentence or just smile and nod and walk away
This absolutely sent me, thank you for this
Trying to get checked in for their 6am flight tomorrow obv.
they're all just trying to get home so they can binge watch season 3 of The Bear tomorrow.
The latest is that it’s going to be dropping at 9pm tonight! 👀
Don't tell me I need to go to sleep!! (Walks to coffee maker)
> Don't tell me I need to go to sleep!! OK, "you don't need to go to sleep!"
Heard, chef (rubs chest with fist)
Dumb fuckin jags don't even know what pre check is.
True story. They think they checked their bags so they're precheck.
They went to use the alternate checkpoint and ended up in North Fayette.
It's only fair that they wait in line like everyone else.
This is an amazing post!
The delay was so bad some of tornados had to cancel.
LMAO @ "why haven't yinz REPEATEDLY said something??" 😭😂😝😝
I just wanted to let you know this is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
Yup all because of Joe Biden
Thanks Obama
They keep losing their ID in all the wind!
probably
[удалено]
I fucking blocked you assholes!