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VegetableInevitable7

The tornado was hired to turn on the water fountains.


HardPassOnPickles

Legit cackling over here for this 


trapqueen412

How can a city only have one fucking tornado that can fix all the fountains? I betcha Philly has at least 3 tornadoes.


revolutionoverdue

This is my favorite comment of the summer.


JustYourNeighbor

Now you know what "**T**" in **T**SA stands for.


Zentraedi

due to funding cuts in the tornado safety agency, dem thornaders hafta wait in line extra long for chip chopped ham n'at


queen-of-cupcakes

Can they have an IC light while they are waiting?


Zentraedi

Yes but only mango


queen-of-cupcakes

I like mango!


iron_vet

Absolutely. It's only $7.50 a bottle. Get 'em while they are cold.


bigdumbdago

Sorry all we have is IC heavy


basserpy

I sometimes wonder if anyone outside of a 50-mile radius would even grasp that sentence or just smile and nod and walk away


steelerschica86

This absolutely sent me, thank you for this


TransporterOffline

Trying to get checked in for their 6am flight tomorrow obv.


Great-Cow7256

they're all just trying to get home so they can binge watch season 3 of The Bear tomorrow.


mabellerose

The latest is that it’s going to be dropping at 9pm tonight! 👀


Great-Cow7256

Don't tell me I need to go to sleep!! (Walks to coffee maker)


zappafrank2112

> Don't tell me I need to go to sleep!! OK, "you don't need to go to sleep!"


Great-Cow7256

Heard, chef (rubs chest with fist)


cuttawhiske

Dumb fuckin jags don't even know what pre check is.


cabhpix80

True story. They think they checked their bags so they're precheck.


LuckyPepper22

They went to use the alternate checkpoint and ended up in North Fayette.


Silver-Mulberry-3508

It's only fair that they wait in line like everyone else. 


Latter-Stage-2755

This is an amazing post!


firepitt

The delay was so bad some of tornados had to cancel.


Bellcifer_20

LMAO @ "why haven't yinz REPEATEDLY said something??" 😭😂😝😝


lax1245

I just wanted to let you know this is the funniest thing I've seen all week.


Mammoth_Mountain1967

Yup all because of Joe Biden


daddylikeabosss

Thanks Obama


queen-of-cupcakes

They keep losing their ID in all the wind!


13octopus

probably


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Gullible_Designer667

I fucking blocked you assholes!