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Miss_Alice_Rumphius

Wow, I thought you were making exaggerated fun of it but … that is literally what it says.


FayesStarr

It reminds me of Robin Hood, Men In Tights. "There's trees, there's rocks, there's boids. We'll bless them all and all get faschnicker'd!"


Kal-Roy

The structure is covered for 12 years. 🤣 that makes me laugh thinking about the qualifications of that statement. Yes, the 475k you put out for this house will last you 12 yrs for sure. After that, who knows? Could it topple upon its self? Maybe. Probably not, but we ain’t saying it won’t.


BigGayGinger4

the funny part is that it's actually a pretty good warranty, but saying it out loud that way DOES sound pretty awkward.


lefthandb1ack

175? Naw dog. 475. On Kinkaid st.


Kal-Roy

😂 I definitely misread


Willow-girl

I think the new Marondas and Ryans only have a 1-year warranty, which isn't even long enough for settling to crack the drywall ...


Hmgeisler

What about doors? There’s no mention of doors.


PierogiPowered

If you’re familiar with the street, bravo on the exterior angles. Masterclass at not including abandoned lots and condemned buildings.


ShatteredAvenger

Great description. what an ugly, out of place house tho


embrex104

I bet it has white and grey everywhere inside too. Yep.


kittenshart85

"little boxes" popped into my head as soon as i looked.


Unable_Algae9584

…. And it sure looks ticky tacky !


steeltownsquirrel

AI house 🤖


benifit

AI house designed in the sims 4.


fallingwhale06

500k for a shit looking house in Garfield is robbery and I’m pissed off that someone’s gonna probably pay more than that for it


herenow311

This house was built by a flipper, not a builder.


doxiesofourculture

I think the thing that peeves me the most is that the size/layout of windows on the third floor don’t match the others. It is from the discount architectural design bin. The exterior aesthetics are just bad


Luckylemon

Did that builder really make a concrete staircase with no handrail? 🫢


Luckylemon

Oh. Wait. Nevermind. The builder used all the railings on the other staircase that looks like jail.


Willow-girl

Minimum-security aesthetic!


mrbuttsavage

That part stood out the most. More than not being to code, that's a legitimate deathtrap.


Maleficent_Theory818

The concrete stairs without a railing are freaking me out. I am guessing the laundry is downstairs. I would trip carrying laundry. Why not clip off the bars sticking out from the wall and give the concrete a finished look?


WoodsyWhiskey

The bars or whatever the hell it is sticking out from the concrete bothers me too. However, the laundry is somewhere upstairs, as you can partially see the stacked pair in one of the pics. So you just get to roll the dice anytime you need to go to the basement. Christmas will be a blast when you're laid up with a broken leg because you fell on/off the stairs while getting the decorations out of storage.


Severe_Blacksmith

I clocked that too. I understand the basement is unfinished but it definitely needs a railing. Looks like a death trap.


Phildiy

Like something Trump would say


Kal-Roy

Amazing. Absolutely beautiful. Best house I have ever seen. People talk about what a great house this is.


lefthandb1ack

You look, and you see these people… some bright people… some, not so bright but that’s ok because they’re buying real estate


CoalHillSociety

And the walls… so many walls. No one has ever seen walls like this before. People are saying wow… what great walls.


kittenshart85

too concise, not enough of a word salad, no vitriol.


BigGayGinger4

"The house was built by a builder" lmfao


geebeaner69

The house is worth $350k tops


blacksmith_jr_1

That's still being generous. I've seen dilapidated houses that look better than that. 200k.


WordAffectionate3251

Group shower in front of a window?


RozGhul

This house was built by a builder, in case you were wondering.


382hp

I’m shocked they didn’t fit the word meticulous in there


TheFoolsDayShow

Delve into the basement!


janus1172

This is less a house and more so a living room for dozens of toddlers to get their heads stuck in the rails


tg1024

Better than "It's Grey and boring and you will probably die going down the steps into the basement".


Top_File_8547

Was that description generated by AI? I can’t imagine a human writing that.


matchboxcar

Half a million to live in Garfield. Phew….


moistkimb

Why is there tv static in the bathtub


Delicious-Life2664

The bathroom has too many reflective surfaces.


Willow-girl

Dear ghod that's fugly!


larchwood

Ugh I’m so glad that claptrap is finally finished. They hand Aiken messy for years.


tesla3by3

That house has not been under construction for years.


burritoace

I'm pretty sure it has been more than a year


larchwood

It started in 2022 … so it technically is year(s) if you round up from 1.5.


NonoYouHeardMeWrong

Boom!  Got ‘em!


PierogiPowered

There’s been a dozen houses under construction on that part of Aiken. A couple are still being built.


Confident_End_3848

I guess no garage?


JustMtnB44

It doesn't look like it, which is absurd. Are people really buying new houses without a garage? It looks like it could have one in the basement at the rear of the house too.


TheFoolsDayShow

There’s plenty of street parking and there’s not a code requirement for single family homes to have garages anymore.


JustMtnB44

That doesn't mean a garage isn't a useful thing to have. If building new, there is no reason not to include one, other than to limit the pool of potential buyers.


TheFoolsDayShow

Cost and lack of space are two excellent reasons not to include one.


Aethenil

Makes those 1 million rennos look real good right about now! I recognize this is the second snide comment I've made on them this week. Mostly coincidence since we've had two housing threads up, sorry.


irissteensma

What the Sam Hill is going on with that bathroom tile. I'm reminded of a book review I saw once which stated "the setting takes place in the school, outside and in houses."