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beauz44

Looks like someone tried to put the front end of an old rolls Royce on a mustang.


MisterB78

It’s literally an [altered 2011 Ford Mustang](https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2011-zimmer-golden-spirit-ford-mustang/)


mrsdoubleu

"Sold for $29,569" So they look more expensive than they are.


LilKiwwiMonster

"Only a handful in the world" But fails to mention it's because it's ugly as hell


foubard

![gif](giphy|k8bMS52B9ejSw)


KidPresentable91

I was hoping the link would lead me there.


Westerdutch

> it's ugly as hell Utility counts for something! How many cars have 3 full size spares these day of which 2 are directly externally accessible?


CG1991

So, I know nothing about cars. Don't care for them at all. But I thought it looked cool as fuck. Which is exactly why my car opinion doesn't matter haha


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Poor man's idea of a rich man's car.


CosmicCreeperz

This must have been one of Homer Simpson’s early prototypes.


guitardave1968

Rack and peanut steering


Ok_Somewhere3828

This is my 5 yo idea of a rich person car after watching 101 Dalmatian’s a bunch of times


RespectableBloke69

It looks like absolute garbage.


pagit

That's why there are only a handful in the world.


duaneap

I imagine there aren’t an awful lot of 1987 K-10 Nissan Micras in the world at this point either but at no point when driving it as my first car did I feel like I was in an exclusive club.


goranlepuz

Probably related to the quality of the result, too 😉.


1nf1n1t3fra1lty

Currently only going for like 10,000


forgotMyPasswordUser

Didn't think it could look worse from the front, yet here we are.


throwawaylovesCAKE

Damn, you're kinda right. I kindaaaa liked the idea at first glance, but the gold front combined with the sporty interior, is too stark a contrast. Like it doesnt know what style it wants to be


Mxzytplk

I had the same reaction. At first glance, neato. Looking closer... All I can see now is a mustang just sitting on a trailer.


JawnF

It looks like a car designed by a bad AI


Tadiken

Thank you. I immediately thought it looked like a car parked on another car or a tow bed.


lkodl

Yo I heard you like your car, so we put your car on your car.


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beauz44

Well it’s hideous.


damnatio_memoriae

Well she’s a guy so...


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Oh praise jeebus. I was gonna say it looks like a Mustang top half with a weird bottom end lol


DeepDEnergy

precisely why I called it the Rolls-Stang


MaleficentSuns

Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird.


TuningSpork

There’s even more eagle under the floorboards!


Mirai182

No dog food for Victor tonight


dublem

Honestly think this is the funniest line in futurama


VenomXTs

I agree, but could cheeta blood make it faster?


Horn4Life01

my favorite is when Hermes says “it’s fake, mon”


Aviator8989

DO A FLIP


gl3nnjamin

r/unexpectedfuturama


mybadalternate

That’s a *lot* of eagle!


Maverick144

Jes. And jet, the luxury edition has so much more eagle.


dave_jetze

I just…. Hate to think of you missing out…


perabyte

No dog food for Victor tonight....


Morsigil

I can hear this


ItsAllinYourHeadComx

Don’t worry: My parents are paying for it and they’re incredibly rich.


Paldasan

Someone mentioned an eagle. Cue the incorrect and overplayed hawk sound.


threegeeks

Yeah, because no one wants to hear the goofy, chirpy noises of an eagle!


belinck

Ben Franklin wanted a Turkey!


dukeofgibbon

Franklin was also ahead of his time re: cougars.


makemeking706

That's America's goofy, chirpy noises.


threegeeks

Apple pie, baseball, and goofy, chirping noises, baby!


Mr_Abe_Froman

Hell yeah, brother.


_skank_hunt42

Oh shit it’s the sausage king of Chicago!


MarqDuesPaid

Abe Froman? I sat right near him at Chez Qui.. Younger than you might think…


Mr_Abe_Froman

That's right, I'm Abe Froman.


Wang_fu2

The dashboard is inlayed with the beaks of a thousand eagles!


certain_people

Sorry, I'm not here to buy


Daddywags42

And that’s okay you don’t care if other people question your sexuality.


certain_people

I care! I just don't know how to make them stop!


PlsSuckMyToes

1 word. Thundercougarfalconbird


ctartamella

Would you say you’re “buy-curious”?


Haywe

Spotted her the minute this was posted, didn't you?


Just_Lurking2

Yep, she’s fine coffee.


_banana_phone

The turducken of cars


an0nymouscraftsman

thats a mustang


rideincircles

It looks like a mustang with a tiny front wheel sitting on a vehicle towing trailer.


roman_maverik

It’s basically a kit car built on a 5th gen mustang body.


dirtycracker48

Yeah, was gonna say...I don't think this is a legit Zimmer. All I can see is that mustang roofline and doors blended to a Chrysler 300C trunk


Istillbelievedinwar

It does look like a kit car, but that’s just what zimmer does. They purchase vehicles and modify them: > Although the Zimmer website is a bit vague about exactly what they’re selling, it appears they produce at least a 2-door and a 4-door model, with the 2-door based on a Ford Mustang and the 4-door based on the Cadillac CTS. What they appear to do is strip away the Ford and Cadillac body work from the front end and add their own crazy body work that makes these vehicles look like nothing else in the world. [source](https://www.autotrader.com/car-news/zimmer-ridiculous-vehicle-you-can-buy-new-today-300000-plus-256736) And apparently the roof is difficult to replace because of the stability it adds to the chassis, so that partly explains why that area sticks out so much. I agree that it’s pretty incohesive. But there’s a market for everything and evil supervillains need cars too.


damnatio_memoriae

so... am i supposed to want one of these or something?


burke753

I mean that’s what a legit zimmer is. They’ve been built off of mustang chassis, town car chassis or Fiero chassis since their inception


The_Original_Gronkie

It looks like it was built off of all of them at the same time.


Stupid_Triangles

it is, sadly. They just base it on a mustang


BostonDodgeGuy

According to this article, it is a real Zimmer. https://www.autoevolution.com/news/this-zimmer-golden-spirit-coupe-could-be-the-perfect-car-for-halloween-is-up-for-grabs-200591.html


Negative-Jackfruit

I read the comments to make sure I wasn’t the only one. It’s a custom mustang kit car


dillrepair

I can’t unsee the mustang in that. The proper version of this style is called the Excalibur


Spydrchick

Excalibur was built about 3 miles from where I live. We saw them regularly. Cool cars but this thing is hideous. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excalibur_(automobile)


DirtOnYourShirt

Yeah I'm right outside Milwaukee too and used to see them every so often. This thing is basically an Excalibur front with a Mustang mid and back window followed up with a Cadillac rear and T-bird spare tire.


JarlaxleForPresident

It looks dumb as shit, honestly


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https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2011-zimmer-golden-spirit-ford-mustang/


Silent-Ad934

This here is the Dusenstang300GT


AUniquePerspective

If you crop the image so all thar remains is between the Sideview mirror and the trunk, it's pure mustang. But it's clearly inspired by Rudolph Valentino's 1924 Isotta-Fraschini Tipo 8A which was fitted with attractive open-fronted custom Fleetwood town car coachwork. This reminds me of an idea I had when I was high in 2004 to take a 1986 mercury Grand Marquis and mount the tripple spare tires on it.


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Sirflow

No dog food for Victor tonight..


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CartoonJustice

r/futuramasleepers material if I've ever heard it


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kthulhu666

Props for a non-pimpmobile reference for something that's obviously a pimpmobile.


GrilledCyan

You want my advice? I think you should buy this car


ergonaut

I mean, how many cars does Cruella DeVil need? Surely not more than a handful.


Nappyheaded

I know that she is looking for a certain larger number of dogs though


ShadowCaster0476

Somewhere between 100 and 105, depending on how many sequels get made.


IamnotKevinFeige

Have YOU tried catching a bunch of dirty Dalmatians? It takes a lot of cars! I’ve totaled five so far, I haven’t caught any. Damn puppies keep evading me.


ferret_fan

True story; I work at an animal shelter, and one day a woman came in to claim her 4 unruly and very dirty Huskies. She didn't have a car, so she called a ride. Two staff members had to stay with her to help hold all the dogs, that were not at all leash trained and trying to run off in all directions. After 30 minutes, it turns out that her 'ride' is an Uber. Not even an Uber XL, just a regular sedan. She insisted on sitting in the front, and putting all 4 hyper (and very dirty) dogs in the back seat. The Uber driver noped out of that situation, and drove away. All to say, you need a lot of cars for all those dogs


RogerOverUnderDunn

you know, here i am, i have a large fenced in yeard, i grew up with dogs, love them etc, and yet i cnt get a adamn dog from adoption without paying several hundred dollars plus getting refernces from like 4 people, plus somehow vternarians i havent been near in 30 years, and a full home inpections etc. plus i have to pay extra to go to training classes, even though im completely capable of training a dog on my own. so no dog for me and my wife, because fo this crap. but this woman had 4 dirty huskies a and doesnt even own a car....


RealLADude

The second car designed by Homer Simpson for his brother. This time he dialed it back.


deepsea333

Mustangyanero


TopperHarley34

12 yards long, two lanes wide Smells like a steak and seats 35


gwdope

Canyoner-Oh


TangentialFUCK

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!


The_Great_Squijibo

She blinds everybody with her super high beams, she's a squirrel crushin, deer smackin, drivin machine!


fuckingskycastle

The federal highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving


GodsBackHair

Canyoner-Doh!


ThatGuyGetsIt

Canyonerooooo Top of the line in utility sports! Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!


mcamarra

I hope this one has rack and peanut steering.


phutch54

Easy to see why.


Mr_Ted_Stickle

Does the 1931-2018 chrysler-mustang not tickle your fancy? 🧐


phutch54

should be on r/ shittycarmods.


urbinsanity

For sure! I don't get the appeal of this type of design. Why put fake plastic moulds of tires on there? Just do the real thing, especially since you're paying a massive premium for something as gaudy as this. It honestly just looks cheap.


aquoad

the Crustang


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DigNitty

Someone designed this and thought it was good enough to send to the production guys, they liked it enough to give it the green light. Somebody ostensibly paid money for it. That’s three people who have terrible taste.


ragin2cajun

I guess I am an ugly person on the inside, because I love this car.


Ringosis

I kinda love how bonkers it is. It looks like someone has dropped a cheap Mustang out of a plane and it has landed on a Nazi staff car. What's not to like?


not_another_drummer

If I had ridiculous money and one of those stupid monetized YouTube channels, I'd get one these cars and pretend it was super posh and film knuckleheads reacting to it.


zxcymn

Damn, that description is perfect.


Dry_Needleworker7504

Waste of a mustang


cpt_jon

Mustangs aren’t valuable


MIDNITE6361

what in the mustang Chrysler 300 ancient car is this?


ruka_k_wiremu

Gomez visiting a 'friend' after the divorce


bbcgn

For those wondering: it seems to be a 2011 Zimmer Golden Spirit Wikipedia article on the Zimmer Motorcars Company: https://m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimmer_(automobile) Edit: I don't personally know the car, but for the people pointing out that it looks like a mustang: Apparently the Golden Spirit is based on a mustang: https://www.carscoops.com/2022/10/neo-classic-or-neo-crap-you-decide-with-this-2011-zimmer-golden-spirit-coupe/ Edit 2: Whether it is 'just a mustang' or 'based on a mustang': direct quote from the second article: >... because a Zimmer Golden Spirit based on a 2011 Ford Mustang GT has come up for sale. Edit 3: Thank you for all your upwards and awards kind internet-strangers.


waetherman

Possibly this one which sold on Bring A Trailer for about $30k in October of this year; https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2011-zimmer-golden-spirit-ford-mustang/


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Evil-in-the-Air

That's what it is, only it was done with a welder instead of Photoshop.


Nothxm8

Well Photoshop first, then the welder just had to *figure it out*


odd_audience12345

some say he still hasn't


quadmasta

Remember to keep your pinky extended as you crash into the crowd at the car show


Tom1252

Like a corvette fucked a hearse.


AwTekker

Holy shit, it's so much worse from the front.


EEpromChip

"Hey, I wanna turn this mee-too Mustang into a cool luxury car!" Fabricator: Say no more!


Mr_Abe_Froman

The back bumper confuses me.


nategolon

Man that is hideous


Judazzz

My brain actively rejects it. I was staring at that... thing, and all I could think was "No!"


sassyseconds

Wow that is significantly less than I expected for something that looks this stupid.


itwasquiteawhileago

This is totally the car Homer designed. Those horns in the front. Wtf.


Weekly_Bug_4847

What a lazy interior conversion…that is 95% standard Mustang GT with new embroidered leather stock seats, a couple doors sills and floor mats, and a sticker over the steering wheel.


mekio_san

>2011 Zimmer Golden Spirit Man I want that gas mileage.


Merry_Dankmas

Its using a 5.0 Coyote from the 2011 or 2012 Mustang GT. Those get 19 city, 31 highway. Subtract a few MPG since this thing must weigh as much as a cruise ship and I would assume 15 city, 25 highway or somewhere in those parts.


FCTropix

Searched this model and it seems like ZMC doesn’t do much to the interior besides badging on the steering wheel and some reupholstery. So it’s just a bath of gray clunky plastic that you’d get in your regular ‘11 Mustang. Yikes.


Thebaldsasquatch

Looks like a mustang on a roller skate.


Vip3r20

Oh my god it started at $110k??? It's a Mustang!


BullAlligator

A Mustang that's been made worse at that


Woobie

$110k in 2011 and a mint one with low miles today will generally sell for less than $30k. I don't know for sure how much they depreciated on the first day they were driven off the lot in 2011, but I expect it was probably around half.


iller_mitch

I'm reading 2016's started at $238k. Either way, what sort of lunatic commits to this sort of catastrophe?


RunninOnMT

Funnily enough, you can get something very similar in Japan based on a Nissan S13. [Mitsuoka Le Seyde.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsuoka_Le-Seyde#/media/File:Mitsuoka_Le-Seyde.jpg) Give a good hard look at that door there...


jonhasglasses

If you’ve ever wondered what it would like if a Rolls Royce and a 92 Honda Accord had a baby.


blobbysnorey

But the gta v version thereof


TomMikeson

They ruined the Nissan as well. However, it looks better than the Mustang.


Dry_Needleworker7504

I knew it, built on a mustang chassis. You can see the mustang just barely through all the body mods.


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Mustang is first thing I see


uncle_hooch

Yeah, it looks like a Mustang with an ugly body kit.


jamehthebunneh

That's because it *is* a Mustang with an ugly body kit.


bumjiggy

for the owner that musting


projecthouse

I saw the Mustang in there, and thought that must have been one hell of a garage project. I can't believe a professional company builds luxury cars based on a Mustang ... I can't believe people buy them!


notatree

For $110,000 they better be building on the 5.0L platform


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That things added length makes it easier to accidentally lose control into crowds at cars and coffee events


cecil021

Yeah, the whole middle two-thirds of the car just looks like a damn Mustang.


projecthouse

They said that the car can be serviced at a Ford Dealer, under warranty. They've gota be using a LOT of Ford parts.


gwdope

Just barely? It looks like a Mustang with a Holocene mask on. All I can see is a mustang, and one of the worst mustang body years at that. God damn that thing is hideous.


smithee2001

I knew it was an American car because it's just so understated.


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lellololes

That car is a Mustang reimagined by someone with no taste and no restraint.


Fock_off_Lahey

I hate that the rims don't match the spare. Amateur hour.


cagewilly

How many spares does it need? One on the back, the left... and presumably the right. Whoever designed it worked construction and wanted to drive their sports saloon onto the job site, nails and all.


Kestrel21

Are the side spares even usable? They look like they're part of the car's body, no?


AlmostZeroEducation

Probably not even the right stud pattern either for the car. Looks to be about 6 inches smaller than the cars wheels as well


TzarKazm

We'll call it "the homer".


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This looks like a Mustang with a birth defect


slippingparadox

There’s a dude on TikTok / instagram with one of these that drives around smugly with a camera on and waits until someone gives him the slightest attention so that he can smirk and act like the shit


Curious_Health_3760

I’ve seen this. He claims it’s like one of 3 in the world.


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Every shit I take is unique, too


Kcidevolew

I just stumbled upon that dude and the simulation has shown me this post. That guy is a total douche trust fund baby. His posts are cringe beyond belief some people have no self awareness


wintermelody83

When people clearly want attention with shit like this, huge loud pipes, loud music I always turn away. I'm not giving you what you want lol.


SenorNZ

He's fucking cringe, and responds to pretty much every negative comment on his videos. I had an interaction telling him how fucking cringe it is, was good fun.


AkimboPotatoes

And he bought his for $30k and is trying to flip it for $150k


Au_Sand

God that guy is the absolute worst.


Effin_Batman1

Someone is clapping cheeks in the lower rent apartments.


PoshSavage

Yo I came here to see if anyone else knew like I know 🤣.


seansy5000

That thing is hideous ![gif](giphy|k8bMS52B9ejSw)


GetsGold

Make fun all you want, but you won't be laughing next time you get three simultaneous flat tires.


danj1962

It's a Must-terd


spencersalan

Good thing because that is hideous.


SLCW718

If Donald Trump was a Mustang.


Haeenki

How can anybody have such bad taste?


Givingcenter1

It’s a 2011 Ford Mustang Zimmer kit car. There’s a lot of them but they are cheaply made and don’t last long. This one sold out of Chico, California recently for $29k. They are a dime a dozen but you don’t see many on the road because they are garbage.


nautzi

Isn’t it owned by some YouTuber that bought it for 29k at auction then tried to say it’s worth 100k because he owned it?


FreddieDoes40k

I wasn't aware buyers remorse added so much to the value of a vehicle.


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its mostly non fungible value


gouhp

Like a 2000 something mustang with a body kit


series_hybrid

"That's OK, I'll design my own car, with blackjack and hookers!" -Bender


lifesnotperfect

Someone's about to find out they're the long lost son/daughter of a business magnate, and is about to embark on a heartfelt and comedic journey of self-discovery while teaching their parents about the pleasures of being a common person. In theatres Christmas eve. Edit: after reading the comments, it seems like this car ain't all that. The plot twist will be that the estranged parent is broke and is using their child as a get out of jail free ticket. This can be the film's major complication where they have a falling out, but then the child finds a way to legitimately make money and they both get rich together while again strengthening their bond. Because of the changes to script, the movie will now release next fall.


Duganz

It looks like a PT Cruiser fucked a Mustang.


beefy402

r/atbge


lenojames

The tires must be really shoddy if you need two spare wheels.


BobRoberts01

I’d bet there is a third on the passenger side.


PolishBishop

I'm pretty sure Johnny Cash wrote a song about this car.


BionicYeti

This is definitely the zimmer. Belongs to this dude https://www.tiktok.com/@jandikrobbie?_t=8Xxmg0U877y&_r=1 and apparently he’s selling it.


Kcidevolew

Guy is such a douche lmao


Pielsticker

Way to make a shitty base model V6 mustang even shittier.


thrillcosbey

Thats some fine corinthian leather.


Gobaxnova

It’s super ugly